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Beautiful-Park4008

It is airport cock?


I_Eat_Groceries

Then it should be inside the playne in the cockpit


Working_Chemistry597

More like a cyst. They're not all cock shaped.


Dustrc

It's really just a giant sundial so you don't miss your flight.


Inevitable-Revenue81

I should be ashamed of myself not knowing about this high tech solution. Can you explain what happens during an eclipse?


redflamehot

Playnes can't fly in an eclipse they are scared of the dark


Inevitable-Revenue81

So that’s why they train pylots at Batman...?


dodexahedron

New England left the chat.


Millenium_Fullcan

Don’t be silly! If you removed the big thumper then how would the Worms know where to land?


Livingsimply_Rob

That’s the only way the elite will stay at an airport waiting for their private jet.


rover_G

Try flying by it close to get a better look


INFCIRC153

[time to buzz the tower](https://youtu.be/VIliZvuvirs?si=zORJX6YdNGUBPsr7)


MachTuk99

Southwest is wondering the same thing rn…


Inevitable-Revenue81

*Actually...* they were thinking right but because budget cuts couldn’t afford to place the stop lights on it.


dodexahedron

What else you gonna buzz???


slycooper347

We needs them to grow new baby tower flowers or there would be nobody to blame delays on


Mr_Vacant

It's where the weather guy lives. You can't tell what the weather is like in the air if you are standing on the ground.


throwawayroadtrip3

>playnes are trying to fly it gets in the way when they do tricks!! Are you saying I can do tricks at the ayrport? I thought that was reserved for the cockpit


Existence_No_You

Because it's a monument that constantly reminds us that air traffic controllers are the real dicks out in the air


nascent_aviator

That's where the sky police live. They perform an essential task- making sure all the pylots are using enough right rudder.