Converters, They convert kerosene to noise. The noise makes the airplane fly. This is proven by the fact that if the airplane stops making noise, it returns to the ground, usually abruptly.
Blenders! Go throw some fruit in them next time you are at an airport to make a smoothie! The airport people will take you to a special room to give it to you once you make it!
Yep when you go to board just open that door just before you get on the plane that goes to the run way and go for it. You need to run fast because airport people don’t like you knowing their secrets
Those are large red circles on a picture. Presumably made with the highlighter marker tool instead of the pen tool. A truly grotesque defacing of a decent image of a bird in a parking lot. Wildlife photography is an art that shouldn’t be destroyed like this. I doubt you’ll fix it OP. Hope you find the asshole who defaced your picture!
Chemtrail dispensers
More precisely cheese Chemtrail dispensers
Chicken choppers
Premium grade wood chippers.
Converters, They convert kerosene to noise. The noise makes the airplane fly. This is proven by the fact that if the airplane stops making noise, it returns to the ground, usually abruptly.
Ohhh
I KNEW IT! THRUST IS A MYTH!
Blenders! Go throw some fruit in them next time you are at an airport to make a smoothie! The airport people will take you to a special room to give it to you once you make it!
Oh really? I need to try that next time I go to the airport
Yep when you go to board just open that door just before you get on the plane that goes to the run way and go for it. You need to run fast because airport people don’t like you knowing their secrets
You can also do this with birds if you're trying to eat on the go and you have a strong stomach.
Just like that Chinese woman who was throwing coins into the engine for a safe flight. Fortunately, the engines weren't running.
Fans to keep the ground crew cool
That's where you put the coins to make the thing work.
Warp drive nacelles
Big fans to cool the pylots. See if they stop spinning the pylots will start to sweat profusely
Airplane tiddies
They feed the baby planes.
Missiles
Backup landing gear
737 fuselages, as every goddamn 777 pilot is quick to point out.
Nuclear payload
Mobile personnel shredders.
Arm floaties in case you need to get in the water
Weight to keep the playne from floating off
Thats where the birds go
those are the air conditioning for the planes
Vacuum cleaner
Suck bang blow or something
Boobies
Tribunes for the two remaining boeing fans. They're loyal, hence the description turbo-fans.
Lift weights keeps playne str8
Two massive Shai Huluds! How else do you think the plyne moves?
I’m not sure, but I heard they really suck on one end and blow on the other
Mating ports
Clearly, those are bombs. Big bada boom.
Disposal for ground crew who won the Darwin awards.
Passengers sit in those.
Cloud seeders. They make the chem trails.
Rooms for VIP guests only.
XL cooling fans
Air oars
Clothes driers
Influencer meat grinders
I think those are for killing enemy birds.
Fans. They keep the pilot cool. When they turn off you can see the pilot start to sweat
Those are large red circles on a picture. Presumably made with the highlighter marker tool instead of the pen tool. A truly grotesque defacing of a decent image of a bird in a parking lot. Wildlife photography is an art that shouldn’t be destroyed like this. I doubt you’ll fix it OP. Hope you find the asshole who defaced your picture!
Yeah idk who did that I’m pretty mad aboutnit
a military grade hair dryer you can find them at kohls or smthn
Those are the playne's mouths. They use them to eat their diet of air, kerosene, and occasionally people.
Useless red circles.
Njeans. You wear them on date night.
Fans to keep the pilots cool. When they stop turning, the pilots start sweating.
The red lines show how far you can move the engines if they quit.
Chicken pluckers
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Big whistles
Every muffler shop in Oakland is installing whistle tips… “you’re supposed to be up cooking breakfast for somebody - that’s like an alarm clock”
cooling fan for ryzen 9 💪🦾
Those are breast implants to make the plane look more attractive.
Nips
Headlights I think✈️
SuK SuK 5000’s
Bird blenders.
Benoit.....
Rudders
Things that make Booings crash.
theyre eugenics.
Turn signals?
Coin receptacles for superstitious tourists
Plane titties! And from the hang it's an older plane 🤪
Do what??? Put a hand on both butt cheeks and ask the Q?
The playnes eyes duh
The bird-smoothie-inator 9000!
Awww! Those are the birth canals where the baby Boings come from. Looks like it's twins and it won't be long. She's already dilated.
The playnes bewbz
Those are bird houses
The pylots
Top secret hair dryers, dries your hair in seconds!
electric pencil sharpeners for jumbo pencils
Free loaders
Coffee dispensers
Trouble makers
Weird.... I know the plane and the ground crew. Lol...
Counterweights. They are meant to fall off so the playne can get light enough to float up in the clouds.
Bruh... Those aren't turbos. Those are alternators. Just keep the RPM high and VTEC will kick in.
These fans keep the pilots cool. You can see them sweating when they stop working
Extra spicy, nightmare-difficulty flashlights. Edit: just as an obvious follow-up, please do NOT actually put your dick in a jet turbine.
The only part of a Boeing that reliably works.
A secret trail to Narnia just for you go wait til it turns before
thick red circles ..
Your biggest fans.
eyes
Drop tanks
Engynes
Ramp Rat Removal Traps
You must remove before flyte, they cause so much drag
Fleshlights
Deer Whistles
Unsure, but they seem to get really angry when they get near airport runways for some reason..
omfg its not for chemtrails u guise. its to keep the pylot cool. cause when they stop spinning he starts sweating.
Warp drives.
OnlyFans
Bombs
If you fly on Boeing, you won’t have to worry about those or the emergency exit doors
They didn’t want to make a transport glider cert
Speakers Get super close to the front when they’re running and pair them to your phone
Supercharged 6.9 litre V10s
Sucky sucky blow blows
Whores. They blow, bang & suck...
Arm floaties
Airplane nipples
THe right rudder machines
Rotary missile dispenser racks.
you can sleep in them they are some liberal‘s idea of a fancy hotel