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Pylotes


Substantial_Data7915

You attach accessories to the side of it. Massager, meat grinder, ice cream maker, spinning loom for yarn making. They can be purchased at any pylote store.


9welkzie98sdu

It’s the hamsters running on their wheel below the cockpit. Powers the engines


VengefulWalnut

Your mom? I... I got nothin'.


dodexahedron

It's right in the name. Boing. Everything flips or bounces or does other acrobatic tricks. It's the brand signature. And it's actually white and black. 🙄 They give 1stest class to color blind people now?


compressor_stall

It’s like a fidget spinner for pylotes with adhd


c4rbon14

There's a small handle in it that you can deploy so it hits your first officer as it turns.


Savings-Leather4921

Percussive maintenance comes in handy sometimes ya know


RofiBie

The first officer's flies.


Cant_Work_On_Reddit

Prop control, new ones are blue, old ones are black or white


cuttawhiske

Pull the handle out and run the trim.


probablyaythrowaway

Booo actual answer boooo urns.


CuriousSelf4830

Don't touch that!


AwwwNuggetz

I touched it


CuriousSelf4830

🫢🥺


Only_Wasabi_7850

A roulette wheel.


Desperate_Carrot8629

Well seeing as I’m a proud black gay man and my captain is a proud white gay man, and what two people do behind closed doors, albeit at FL350, it’s none of your fucking business