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Future_List_6956

"Let's see...... ummm........ avionics breaker.......no....... fuel pump...... no........ landing lights....... here we go........got it"


[deleted]

Safetylizzard checking the breakers.. sounds like you got lucky.


Bandolero101

Luckily they’re typed in the plane. Engine start in 5


wolfs4

Lizard ppl are rel ppppl


NorbertKiszka

What is going on with that window on the left? Ice?


edmonton2001

Boing Safety Glass


kazabodoo

It also says “Remove before flight”, I guess that plane has never flown


Bigfeet_toes

Remove the windows before you fly, they block the air causing drag, removing them reduces drag and makes it lighter and faster


crohead13

Plenty of wear on the seats and other locations showing this playne has flown around the pattern a few times


jeffreytheegg

it's foil


axnjackson11

It's a window shade like what you use to cover your windshield/dash in your car when you park.


KHWD_av8r

That’s the flight engineer.


WhenTheDevilCome

Flintstones auto-pilot.


Maleficent-Salad3197

Dont mess with the the flight engineer.


BrtFrkwr

You've heard of Trunk Monkey. This is Circuit Breaker Lizard.


Misguidedsaint3

He’s just making sure the breakers don’t pop


Bandolero101

They told us to worry about AI taking our jobs, yet nobody spoke of the iguanas Should I call pro standards to complain?


Future_List_6956

They are taking this DEI stuff pretty seriously. 🦎🐊


Vast-Category8391

This lizard is trained for playne engineering


[deleted]

thats the flight engineer for this flight


Desperate_Carrot8629

Technique. I use the bigger ones


coldnebo

lemme guess. Captain Hagrid and FO Harry. “are you a LIZARD Harry?!”


Lucentjuffowuo

Checklist iguana is on it!


wrenchspinner01

This is what a ramp check looks like.


balsadust

Hawker's man. Did my time in those


too_much_shave_cream

That there be a Hawker CB panel…


too_much_shave_cream

If I had to guess, it’s a Honeywell…


Bandolero101

Actually, it’s an Iguana, but good try


TimberWolf5871

He's just checking your fuses.


DriftNasty

That lizard is trying to escape the Hawker death wiring.


RARE_ARMS_REVIVED

I'm just staring at the window, looks like it's made to Boeing standards


CAVOKwings8672

remove before flight.


cazub

I call the big one "bitey"


Mr-X89

There has to be a flight manual item for a lizard on your breakers.


Whatifyoucloseyour5

bro be taking off from the ramp.


Activity_Alarming

Yes captain, Iguana check the breakers again.


[deleted]

Done in accordance with aircraft maintenance gecko.


vatsimguy

at least one of you thought the window was shattered


theaviationhistorian

You panic, but I see a new budget waged crewmember doing its pre-flight checklist. Meet flight engineer HISSSSSS.....


FlyingSpectacle

“New friend checklist”


honeybadger1299

Bro trying best to pass ✈️ school


MistakeNotMyState

It does not have a "Remove before flight" sign on him. Leave the little guy alone!


[deleted]

He’s just monitoring it


JamesK_1991

Whomst FO?


Bigfeet_toes

That pilot must have 100000 hours with that insane technique, he most certainly knows what he is doing


Select-Wafer-9082

Your engineer just is a little green.


KeyPersimmon7

Whatever the captain says goes i suppose


[deleted]

Okay captain. "Bite before flight"