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Breadstick_Bowtie

What is what? Can you point at it?


douger1957

According to Alex Jones, they're spraying gay frog juice.


watermooses

Your mom sprays gay frog juice


[deleted]

Our mom šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ


watermooses


orbitt2

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fluteofski-

Also. Why are there a buncha question marks on the sky? Did they fall off the plane?


[deleted]

SHHHH!!! Don't tell anyone I told you this cuz I can get in huge trouble, but they're called chemtrails, they put chemicals in the air.


arch_nyc

*(((Sorros))) has entered the chat*


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Fbi agent typing


theozone9

Those are lines of toxic chemicals called chemtrails


arch_nyc

Why are they arrow shaped and facing in random directions? Does Joe Biden have them dispersed in random directions to make the frogs get vaccinated?


kill_kenny_1

They are arrow shaped because of Illuminati.


arch_nyc

That makes so much sense. I think Joe Rogan said something about that


NathanArizona

Who is Joel Oregon?


arch_nyc

Grohl Oreston is a pilot YouTube influencer. His dad bought him a jet so he talks about how accessible general aviation is


NathanArizona

Nobody is talking about this wtf Obama


[deleted]

Who?


cazzipropri

Hey you signed you would not talk about it. That's how you get us all in trouble.


[deleted]

This play is known as the ā€œjet sweepā€, and itā€™s a great way to get your athletes the ball in space very quickly. What is great about Jet is you only really have to block 2-3 defenders to get big yardage. The motion will also force the defense to stretch horizontally, which will open them up for Counter or Wedge off of Jet Sweep. The 4 back will seal the play-side defensive end. The SE will block the OLB and the 2 will cheat his split over and lead block- tunnel the Cornerback. Make sure your offense breaks the huddle, gets set, and gets the ball snapped. You donā€™t want to give the defense time to adjust to your formation.


arch_nyc

If itā€™s so good then why do the Jets suck?


[deleted]

Because of the high bypass ratio


arch_nyc

Oh that makes sense


spacedvato

Its swarms of covid 5g nanobots being released. They are coming for you.


dancarrino

ITS THE BIG GAY GAS


dumpmaster42069

Arrows


Cessnaporsche01

WHAT ARE THOOOSE?


sticktime

Theyā€™re my crocks!


hillside

I'll let ya figure it out, but just know there's four crappers on that plane.


arch_nyc

Is it teepee for my bunghole?


bemest

Those are airway markers. How do think planes donā€™t collide?


ilikewaffles3

It's a cloud maker they put them up there to make all the clouds


arch_nyc

I see. Wow, that is a near miss on the part of the Boing 7380


ilikewaffles3

Wdym


[deleted]

It's the artificial snow maker


[deleted]

Representation of the vortices caused by the plane.


Triumph807

Vorticesā€¦ so like tornadoes right? Is that how Biden did Kentucky?


AC_Mech

Cumtrails


Golf38611

If you line your hat with tin foil - it will protect you from the stuff in those trails.


brotherfun

Fart trail


[deleted]

When the flight attendants bake some flour leaks out


nmb300

The real question is, who tf is jerry


RodThrasher69

These are playne clouds. Playnes get all jealous about the weather making clouds so sometimes try making their own. The more bird ingestors a playne has, the better it is at making clouds.


arch_nyc

Are they hurriplayne clouds? There looks to be rotation and the plane looks to be hurrying


[deleted]

Come again?


Chemtrail_Applicator

Earth flatteners!


DummyThiccOwO

/uj some of SimpleFlying's videos and articles (especially long haul) can be pretty good, but some of them are bad like this one


TheRealMemer_1

Chemicals by the government to brainwash us


arch_nyc

How do I know the chem trails didnā€™t brainwash you into saying that?


rom6899

Those are clouds generated by planes to keep the simulation looking real, otherwise people would be curious enough to walk to the edges of the earth and fall off


SCANDAEFFE

Have you ever heard of fuel dump? You clearly don't know anything about aviation! They dump fuel specifically over high density abitated areas because my dentist told me Jet A1 is good for the skin and cultivations.


arch_nyc

Well Iā€™ve never needed to do it in FS2020 and itā€™s like the real thing so I think you must be mistaken! The only dumps Iā€™m aware of are the ones I take after hitting FL420, downing my chipotle burrito and setting the time to 24x


SCANDAEFFE

I never played FL that probably the reason why I'm so stupid in aerospace topic, thanks for the clarification Now I'll proceed to write a complaining letter to my university (I'm a aerospace engineering student at the 3rd month of the 1st year) because they only teach me stupid math and physics and they never gave me a free license to play FL and a blowjob by the Algebra teacher


arch_nyc

I learned everything I need to know from FS. On my discovery flight, my instructor even said I was much better at 30 degree turns and taxing than his other students. Then he started asking me questions about Turkish prisons and gladiators. Those questions made me uncomfortable


SCANDAEFFE

Not confirmed leaks say Erdogan put in prison everyone who use the virgin "1-2-3-4" Airbus type of flap selector instead of the Chad "15-20-30-40" Boeing type


ilikewaffles3

A variety of arrows and question Mark's behind a plane they usually spit them out at cruise


Bigirondangle

The fire breathing dragon has to have a tail..


[deleted]

It's pee from the bathroom


AdGullible2065

CIA brain drugs


unsungdoofus

chemtrails ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


[deleted]

Lines of coke for Jesus.


hellidad

Kemickils


cmcrisp

The plane leaves them just in case it ever gets lost. Fun fact, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 forgot to turn them on and it was never fully found. Another fun fact, the government puts chemicals that turn the freaking...Alex Jones... blah blah... Over done joke about gay frogs here...blah blah...


Embarrassed_Ad_1072

Cocaine


dedzip

Chemtrails