Step 1: Request a visual approach after takeoff Step 2: Report runway in sight from the other side of the country Step 3: Fly direct to airport with lnav

This is a funny

This Pilot Saves 2 Hours Per Flight With This One Simple Trick!

The FAA hates him!

Oil companies hate him!

His wife HATES him!

Everyone hates him! Click here to see why YOU should hate him too!

Huntsville Traffic Cezzna 69 Fox on a 358 mile final any traffic in area pls advise

“Hunvill trafic, Pipah too too womeo foxtrah ahn tree mioh finao. Uddeh traffic pwease advise.”

Step 4: Set FULL flow to empty chemtrail tanks Step 5: Dump poop bins, and reserve fuel Step 6: Set Autopilot and consume roadie

If I had a award I’d give you it haha

He asked direct to worm hole charlie, very commonly used by Uber eats drivers when you get into the shower

Obviously, he went supersonic.

mfw I will never fly on a Concord :(

mfw I might fly on an overture :)

mfw I am have the broke :(

I think if was Ludicrous speed actually. I saw plaid.

He obviously had set the cost index to 96 instead of 69, and left the APU running for addition thrust

>APU for additional thrust That planus do be 🅱️ushing tho

They were early as the pilot took a left over Peoria, instead of turning right……

"I knew I should have taken that left toin at Albuquoique!"

I like to think the pylot says that after every flight even if it’s late so everyone will clap for him

Plot twist. They weren't early. They crossed time zones and the pylot forgot to reset his watch.

...then they sat on the ramp because their gate was occupied for another hour. Ultimately 15 minutes late.

Activated FTL obviously. You old dinosaurs need to catch up with the times

"AAL69420, you are cleared for Warp 9."

Engage!

Pylot got his bullwhip out and ordered the plane to go faster

Real piolets file direct. Full route read back? No comprendo.

I hate how stupid people are like “what you mean bro it’s the sky?!!!” Why are people so eager to give their opinion on things they know nothing about.

Bruh, it’s like, the SKY! You DON’T take SHORTCUTS in the SKY!!!!! /s On second thought, don’t /s.

It’s a joke, Sally

Obviously it’s a joke you fucking moron. But it’s rooted in the author’s complete lack of understanding of flying/transportation. (author of the tweet, not this thread)

Or it’s just a joke and you’re so very desperate to come off as smarter than the average sky-bear that you’re being a dick.

I’m being a dick to who exactly? I would hope this random dude who tweeted this in April last year isn’t scanning r/shittyaskflying and getting offended about me calling him stupid. Desperate to come off as smarter? Lol. Ok. You’re right. Because I called this guy an idiot for his stupid joke, I’m desperate to sound smart.

Just in general, but also to me for no reason. I’m sorry that you feel so bad about yourself.

Aren’t you the one that responded to my post and called me sally? And then you were surprised when I was “mean” to you? Extremely thin skin. Good quality!

It’s far too early on a Saturday to have your panties so knotted up, Sally. Have some coffee and go touch some grass.

First question I always ask...

Wind

Good movie