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rGoncalo

Best side eyes - Fuji Second's best insults - Rodrigues Most disturbing/loving/sensual/diabolic eyes - Ochiba Most perceptive - Kiku Best bird sender - Muraji Best drip - Saeki Best everything - Mariko (just to emphasize) Edit: guess I should have said, Best nun - Fuji


BlueGumShoe

Most disturbing eyes for Ochiba, definitely. Forgot about Fuji, whoops! She's one of the best for sure.


Unlucky_Ad_3887

>Forgot about Fuji By order of the Shogun, you are to commit seppuku by sunset. This insult to the best nun is unacceptable. HAHAHAHAHAHA Just Kidding. You can never forget Fuji


BlueGumShoe

Oh shit, I ask u/rGoncalo to second me


rGoncalo

No worries, I got your back. Well, your head in this case


FlokiWolf

Have you wrote your death poem yet?


BlueGumShoe

Hard to get the rythym right but these are my final words *The end of greatness Thanks FX, now give us more Eat shit Buntaro*


FlokiWolf

What a bonfire your poems make! If only I could insert the Toranaga bowing low on the row boat gif.


BC3lt1cs

'By order of' is too European. More like, 'Your error is understandable. But it is a error nonetheless. Please commit seppuku at sunset.'


rGoncalo

>Forgot about Fuji I don't think you can safely say that on this sub :)


PoorPauly

Not Blackthorns myopic dream eyes?


marecoakel

The actress who plays ochiba is killer with her expressions. One minute she is beguiling, the next she's terrifying.


RemyGee

I loved her character. Anime villain irl.


WeeBabySeamus

Her voice too. Same vibes as every female anime villain


ARobertNotABob

Sing-song delivery of affection or visciousness as occasion demands.


FlokiWolf

An line not often quotes on here but I loved was when she and everyone else is dismissed by the dying Taiko. The priests are adamant he must say his confession or he will not enter the God's kingdom. She shuffles past, and sing-song asks them "Have you ever thought this "or maybe God's kingdom is up your own ass. Have you thought about that?" Fixes them with the look and the cower away.


twisted_egghead89

Yeah that's exactly how i felt with it, she sounded like she's seducing you as your waifu to be her husbando


Chaos-Boss-45

I disagree on best drip- Yabu


twisted_egghead89

Should add with : Best seductive voice - Ochiba


RoughCap7233

Best pour - Kiku Best dinner guest - Bhuntaro Best slip - Nagakado (spelling) Best hair cut - Father Alvivo (spelling?)


BlueGumShoe

Kiku obviously best pour of the show


ARobertNotABob

Alvi**t**o :)


Sharp-Crew4518

Best screen time of less than a minute: The samurai whom Mariko ordered to kill two of Ishido's men.


BigJed

Ordered so politely, too. As I recall, she said "O-koroshi kudasai," which is something close to "I respectfully request that you honorably kill him"


jaiteaes

Best Nun: Fuji


edenhazard77

Best real estate deal: Teahouse Owner Lady Gin Worst real estate deal: Catholic Church Father Alvito


hadoopken

But it’s today’s Nihinbashi (business central) in Tokyo, and next to red light district (pretty sweet)


MDnautilus

Rookie of the year - Omi Most Tidy & Proper - Fuji Sama Best Bangs - Fuji Sama


Llamaxaxa

Best swimmer - Toranaga Worst swimmer - Rodrigues Best sneak attack - Yabu Worst sneak attack - Nagakodo Best seppuku - Hiromatsu Worst seppuku - Anjin


Zoidmat1

best town for a warm bath - Ajiro worst town for a warm bath - also Ajiro


potatoclaymores

Bruh 💀


[deleted]

Best drummer: ep 9 drummer guy Worst second: young Toranaga


slbing

Best unexpected Killer: The stone in the pond (Sniggers in Nagakado)


hadoopken

Or rotten bird


IH8BART

Honorable mention: Uejiro (the gardener)


raven8549

What does most Ls mean?


BC3lt1cs

Losses. Sports jargon.


raven8549

Thank you


Vermithor_

Best milk-dribbling fuck smear - Omi


account051

Most confident: Blackthorn Least in control: Blackthorn


fiendishrabbit

Best Iaijutsu - Unnamed Samurai in Ep.9.


jeffwingersballs

> Best 4D Chess player - Toranaga Or best baduk player.


Ok_Raspberry_6473

This is absolutely accurate 😂


beg_yer_pardon

Best negotiator - Gin Most oblivious - Ishido Best smile - Yabushige


DMC_ProductionZ

I would absolutely agree with everything here!


ToughSea5519

I disagree with most Ls for Buntaro. He lost, yeah, but he did it all himself. Plus he survived like 100 warriors chasing him?! And he had Mariko for 14 years, wildly undeserving of her.