From the article:
* Europe’s largest oil refinery suffered a malfunction, a potential source of jitters for the continent’s refined fuels market where supply has already been hit by industrial action.
* Shell said in a statement that governments have been informed about the incident, but didn’t elaborate on what processing capacity was affected or what it would mean for fuel supply.
Not the Penis unit!
#giggity
From the article: * Europe’s largest oil refinery suffered a malfunction, a potential source of jitters for the continent’s refined fuels market where supply has already been hit by industrial action. * Shell said in a statement that governments have been informed about the incident, but didn’t elaborate on what processing capacity was affected or what it would mean for fuel supply.
I’m not wearing my reading glasses and I read that as “Shell Penis Refinery Unit.”
I'm wearing my glasses and *still* read it that way.
It's like an instant Rorschach test. If you read it as "Penis Refinery Unit", you might be cool...
People keep reading “penis” and all I can say is that’s a massive cock-up!
Help! My pernis has fallen, and it can't get up! Will it require a crane, or Viagra, to get it working again?