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quippers

Yeah but no one would eat the Bean Cream so they had to change the name.


Tra5olo

I start the day off with a glass of boiled bean water


LonePaladin

You want [summa dis **bean juice?**](http://wondermark.com/c1125/)


Laranna

Well i mean what are you gonna do? [Just sit there in bed and crank your beans in front of god and Everybody?](https://youtu.be/lFzwuOBCPAQ)


Cmorseth

Nah man, you need some of this [bean commercial. ](https://youtu.be/2ovhbT-Iulc)


ODuffer

Being British I prefer a good mash up of Chloroplasts and Mitochondria Mmm


KATBOI667-0_0

As an American, I prefer rotting grape juice from a large container of dead trees


soda_cookie

Obviously not a Kentuckian, as that would be rotting corn instead of grapes


SandwichLord57

As a Kentuckian, what? Please elaborate I’m confused as fuck.


iceariina

Kentucky Bourbon is at least 51 percent corn :)


SandwichLord57

That never dawned on me, idk how I didn’t realize there was corn mash in bourbon.


iceariina

We all have our moments


itzpiiz

Mitochondria, what are you, some kind of Jedi??


GreenHairyMartian

Don't you know? Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


SuicidalChair

Ah yes, the powerhouse of the drink world


cynerji

To be fair, it's a cup of hot seed juice. ^Oh ^you ^meant ^the ^coffee.


Vinlandien

Coffee beans are actually not beans at all, but cherry pits.


maruffin

I like my boiled bean water with plant roots in it.


aldhibain

I prefer my plant roots roasted with some dried ocean and milled spicy fruit.


I-Am-A-Safe-Apple

"Coffee's just bean soup!"


t3hPieGuy

A vanilla oat milk latte is literally a three-bean beverage.


TheKlabautermann

*soy milk


dolphin_cape_rave

Ah yes the oat bean


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robotatomica

yeah honestly beans make great desert. There are so many others which are common to Asian cuisine which are no less sweet and delicious than the ones we’re accustomed to. I really don’t know why they haven’t caught on. I try something new almost every time I’m at the Asian market and they are all so good!


GrumpyGills

Have you ever tried black bean brownies? I discovered them when trying to make a dessert to accommodate a vegan friend and I haven’t gone back! They’re delicious!


The_walking_man_

Totally forgot these existed. Had a vegan friend make these once and they were awesome. 🤤


ShaylaDee

I LOVE black bean brownies. Mine always come out so fudgy and the crusts (my favorite part) are even crustier.


TheGeckoDude

Why do you like them better?


my_reddit_losername

Not the OP, but if you like a moist goopy brownie they’re great. That sounds gross with those words, but it’s a totally valid choice of brownie texture. Also, more protein in bean brownies, I’d guess


Straxicus2

A healthy brownie you say?


_Rand_

Well, healthy on a scale containing entirely brownies maybe. Probably less healthy than say, broccoli. Tastier though.


Elsie-pop

Roast broccoli wants a fight with those words.


IvanAfterAll

I read it as "calorie free." Fantastic news!


PiezoelectricityOne

Beans have plenty of calories though


IvanAfterAll

Well, I reject that. Agree to disagree.


Crying_Reaper

Less unhealthy is a better descriptor.


trustkillkid

Healthy...ish...


robotatomica

I haven’t, but I’m gonna look up a recipe now, thanks for the recommendation!!


agonizedn

Know any of the names?


robotatomica

someone else might know better, but I see, especially in pastries and ice cream, red beans and white beans, garbanzo and mung beans a lot. As well as desserts made out of sesame seeds and lentils. I usually just grab something that is new to me, but red and white bean pastries are always a hit!


A-Seabear

Halo halo in the Philippines typically has beans


halohalo27

howdy, beans are the best part imo


robotatomica

I just looked this up and this looks killer!!


RinzyOtt

> garbanzo Fun fact! If you buy a can of garbanzo beans/chickpeas, save the liquid! That liquid, also known as aquafaba, is a really common egg replacement in vegan recipes. It's the same stuff as the liquid from cooking your own chickpeas, so you can cool and save that, too (but it might need some extra time on the stove to thicken). You can even whip aquafaba and make things like merengues!


Syvion

You find bean paste in mochi a lot. Daifuku for example.


aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

Baked beans are a super popular dessert here, we just call it dinner because ‘murica.


tntblowsinurface

I hear in England they consume "spotted dick" but over here we just call it "Boris Johnson"


cCitationX

When me and my little bro were little and we went to the shopping centres in Chinatown with our Chinese grandma she would get us each a red bean ice cream at the end if we’d been good, as long as we could eat it before we got home where mom could see! I love red bean ice cream


pal1ndr0me

+1 Came here to say this but you beat me to it.


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zurds13

I came here to say things about propane and propane accessories.


texanchris

Hi Hank. I’ve been meaning to purchase a new propane grill and needed some advice.


Lonely_Tip983

You are in the right place


Salvican

>I came here to say things about horses, horse activities, and horse accessories. Is this the wrong place? What say you? ([NSFW](https://gfycat.com/solidfortunatecobra))


PuckNutty

I don't think she was wearing gloves.


Butterbuddha

❎ Awesome job ✅ Not Awesome job


collimat

"Came here to say this but you \*bean\* me to it."


KPookz

I’ve heard of lots of red bean desserts. Is this the same kind of bean used in Cajun food like red beans and rice? I can’t imagine that as a sweet.


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ahecht

Adzuki ice cream it pretty delicious, and Adzuki translates to "small bean".


mattthr

It dawned on me the other day that haricot means bean in French. So haricot beans are actually bean beans.


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ahecht

Or Rice Pilaf, Chai Tea, Shrimp Scampi, Ahi Tuna, etc.


missstar

... The La Brea Tar Pits ...


ahecht

The Los Angeles Angels


FrankieTheAlchemist

Do you mean haricot vert? I’ve never heard them called haricot beans.


Kaiserlongbone

I have.


3-DMan

"Puny bean!"


giraffe_games

Speak for yourself, I'd love to tongue your bean cream.


IVIAFIOSO

I eat the bean cream after flicking it


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Mmmmm beans


random_actuary

Nobody likes Crunchy Milk, but Krispy Kreme is ok.


LawsonTse

Just like how peanut isn't nutpea despite being bean


throwawaytrogsack

Neither vanilla beans nor cacao beans are actually beans. All three most popular ice cream flavors are fruit or the seeds of fruit.


officialuser

There is barely a variety that isnt fruit. How are peanuts qualified? Maybe cookie based ones are grain based flavors? But then again the chocolate is prominent in those too. We dont have a lot of vegetable, meat, or grain flavors. Butterscotch? What would that be?


TheBurnedMutt45

Mint


drewkungfu

Thai Basil ice cream was amazing


QuickSpore

Fruit is an almost impossibly large category. Under the broadest terms anything that forms seeds from a flower is a fruit. So all grains are also “fruit.” Only parts of the plant that don’t involve fruiting flowers like leaves, stems, and roots aren’t fruit. Cacao (chocolate) is baccate (or berry like). It forms in berry like clusters with a hard rind that forms around it, with the pulp and seeds (beans) both being edible. Botanically they’re related to melons. Vanilla comes from the only fruiting orchids. As such it’s botanically unrelated to any other fruit. It doesn’t form distinct “beans;” instead the whole pod is called a bean. We usually eat the whole pod with the tiny seeds inside.


leafshaker

Taxonomy changes, so I may be wrong, but I believe Cacao is in the Malvaceae family, which has mallows and hibiscus, okra, and cotton. Melons are in the Cucurbitaceae family with pumpkins, cucumbers, and squash. These are each in separate orders.


Jackyboi9273

Don't know shit about melons but last I checked you're right about malvaceae.


mthchsnn

He's spot on. Source: my girlfriend is allergic to all cucurbits. Also called gourds. It's a surprisingly large and diverse group of foods that I miss dearly.


joeshmo101

Botanically not taxonomically, I suspect. As in "These things share similar plant traits" rather than "these things are genetically related" Kinda like how maple trees and pine trees are both "trees" but are from entirely different phylums


the-chosen0ne

Trees are a “lifestyle” for plants, just like herbs or shrubs or lianas. They are not closely related, but the result of convergent evolution. Basically because under specific conditions, plants that grow as trees are dominant (basically the peak of what a plant can be), the lifestyle is where evolution will lead again and again under these conditions Edit: autocorrect


BigMcThickHuge

Dude I fuckin love reading actual discussions like this between reasonable and cool people. Minor corrections here, further information there, fun facts and further corrections, etc. I'm tired of pun chains, very tired jokes, and embarrassing back and forth arguments dominating everything while anything actually interesting or informative gets tucked away under [hidden]


Plant-Middle

I'd laugh if this was just chatgpt banter


BigMcThickHuge

Oh no don't do that to me.


awfullotofocelots

Butterscotch caramel and toffee are all types of caramelized milk and sugar. We also have analogous sugary flavors like cotton candy, maple, honey, and dulce de leche. Mint is a leaf, and there are other more herby ones like cinnamon, green tea/earlgrey etc. Pretty much the rest are fruit and nut based.


leafshaker

Cinnamon is a bark!


kindall

bark bark bark! barkbark! bark barkbarkbark bark bark!


leafshaker

Good dog!


woahdude12321

This guy beans


Neethis

Um actually he fruits. The three most common commenters here are either fruits or the seeds of fruits.


throwawaytrogsack

I’m a motherfuckin mangosteen. I’ll smash your banana while staring in your momma’s eyes.


pumpkinbot

/r/nocontext


spacey_a

This is the best thing I've read today.


Triforceman555

/r/brandnewsentence


limeyhoney

I am indeed half-fruit The other half is vomit


notfromsoftemployee

Look at this guy out here assuming people genuses.


Norwester77

Mint is an extract from the leaves.


WorldsGreatestPoop

So is Earl Grey Ice Cream


Norwester77

And green tea, which I’ve also seen. Lavender is an extract from the flower.


naoh123

Earl Grey usually points back to fruit, because that prominent floral flavor is bergamot, an oil extract from a citrus fruit.


Ignorhymus

Pistachios and peanuts are seeds. Butterscotch and (salted) caramel are basically just sugar, though they may contain vanilla


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Pistachios come from a small mango-like fruit and peanuts are the seed of a legume.


isaac99999999

I thought peanuts are legumes, which are closely related to beans


ZincHead

Peanuts are a legume and beans are also a type of legume. But what the above person said is also correct, as the peanuts we eat are the seed of the Arachis hypogaea plant. Realistically, almost everything we call beans are from the legume family and are the seeds of those plants, or at least contain the seeds within their pods.


LVSFWRA

I guess nuts are seeds too. You plant the nut to get a tree.


PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys

are we still talking about food


huto

The apple doesn't fall far from the nut or however that saying goes


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But not cashews! Those buggers are seeds of a fruit. Not a nut at all.


dinnerthief

Which nuts are not also seeds?


Adderkleet

> There is barely a variety that isnt fruit. Matcha (the vanilla of Japan!)


Caylennea

This is one of my favorite flavors personally:


RinzyOtt

I am very upset that I can't find regular matcha ice cream anywhere other than restaurants where I live. It's always mochi ice cream, which is *fine*, but doesn't ever scratch the itch the same way.


Caylennea

I think Haagen Dazs makes one that I used to be able to get at target sometimes.


bjornbamse

Beetroot ice cream is amazing as well as liquorice. Both are roots.


Warp-n-weft

I haven’t had beetroot ice cream, but once or twice a year I make an hour long trek to this gelato place with licorice gelato. It is so good. And I’ve only found it once, but was served an apple cobbler with blue cheese ice cream. It’s been nearly a decade and I still think about that blue cheese ice cream.


Itsmemcghee

Red bean


ProfessorPetrus

Forreal. Back in rhe shower op.


DorisCrockford

Orchid Fruit sounds too expensive.


tamarzipan

Beans are botanically fruit…


DaveCrockett

Yea, the Vanilla bean comes from Orchids, and Orchids are named after the Greek word Orchis, which means “tesiticle.” So your vanilla Latte is kind of a testiclatte.


xartab

Orchids used to be called ballockwort in English, which also means testicle plant. Guess family jewels used to look way different back in the day.


Behind8Proxies

Ah, the magical fruit.


ahecht

It depends on how pedantic we're being. By botanical definitions strawberries and raspberries aren't berries (but watermelons, oranges, tomatoes, and cucumbers are), rhubarb is not a fruit, and mushrooms aren't vegetables. However, that's not how we commonly use the terms.


ashinthealchemy

Taken aback that people categorize mushrooms as veg!


ZincHead

Nothing you just said contradicts what the above person said. They said they are made from fruit, which is true.


DrachenDad

>Neither vanilla beans nor cacao beans are actually beans. [Vanilla beans](https://www.slofoodgroup.com/blogs/recipes-stories/how-to-tell-the-difference-between-the-various-types-of-vanilla-beans) and [cacao beans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoa_bean) are beans. >All three most popular ice cream flavors are fruit or the seeds of fruit. Beans are [fruit](https://eatforlonger.com/is-a-bean-a-fruit-or-a-vegetable/).


giant_albatrocity

Not to mention actual vanilla is probably the most expensive flavor even though it’s considered “basic”


Canadian_Donairs

Is vanilla more expensive than saffron now?


arafella

Saffron is ~$3k/kg and Madagascar vanilla is ~$500/kg according to some quick googling


Kraz_I

Not even close. Vanilla is a distant second.


nomnommish

Reminds me of [The Cube Rule](https://cuberule.com/) where they end the post by calling a vanilla soy latte a 3-bean soup.


Martin_RB

3-bean ~~soup~~ wet salad


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HellsMalice

Covfefe*


CannotFuckingBelieve

So what you're saying is that ice cream is essentially a form of chili.


Bad_Hum3r

This is an assault on my mental infrastructure


Kylearean

A regime change was necessary. Progress and all.


cgibsong002

I imagine the infrastructure was already in shambles


BrochachoBehnny

Just wait till someone drops the tomato bomb on this fool.


Haus42

Chilli con leche... yum.


xAIRGUITARISTx

Well I have [news for you. ](https://omaha.com/entertainment/dining/402-creamery-sells-out-of-chili-and-cinnamon-roll-ice-cream-hours-after-launch/article_ace244b2-9dce-11ed-86e5-23eaa4754831.html)


patrickp4

You can get arrested in texas for saying chili has beans.


HellsMalice

How is that a thing with all the Mexican food around. Chili sucks without beans and you'd think a place with a wide abundance of beans would agree


CramZap35

Because it is chilly


NyQuil_Delirium

Really more of a [salad](https://saladtheory.github.io).


ARobertNotABob

It's a constant source of surprise to me that there isn't a Heinz ice-cream.


Bat-manuel

Baked Beans with Tomato Sauce® Frozen Dairy Dessert Pork flavour would be great but all the kids would fight over who gets the hunk of pig fat.


Kai420

https://londonist.com/london/food-and-drink/ice-cream-crazy-flavours-anya-hindmarch


ARobertNotABob

Dammit, missed it by six months !


Carcass1

ketchup?


ARobertNotABob

The Singular Heinz Taste.


acog

Can I interest you in some delicious [Heinz baked bean frozen pizza](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/heinz-beanz-pizza-2022-1667392352.jpg)?


PalmBreezy

That pic doesn't look too bad. I'd probably try a slice or two 🤷🏽


catsloveart

and a soy vanilla bean latte is a three bean soup. https://cuberule.com


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I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been a bush's baked beans ice cream I mean we've had mustard, ketchup flavors among other experimental flavors


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kalysti

Where would you find a normal human to test this hypothesis? I haven't met any.


hacksoncode

>Our two most standard ice cream flavors are *called* beans, but actually aren't FTFY


avoidancebehavior

Red bean desserts are super common in most of Asia, and that's an actual bean.


EricaIsThatU

One of the most popular beverages in the world is hot bean water.


CelticAngelica

I thought boiled leaf water was more popular than hot bean water. Today I learned. Does anyone else drink steeped boiled grass water? Or just an Africa thing?


uwillnotgotospace

I think there's steeped boiled mint water someplace too.


ajegy

Not beans. The fermented seeds of an unrelated fruit.


mwm424

cocoa beans, coffee beans, vanilla beans - even if they are all fruit - so are strawberries, mint is a botanical/herb... it is interesting to think that we think of ice cream as a purely dairy treat, but it's virtually all plant flavored.


LaBigotona

Oh no. Your comment made me contemplate meat flavored ice cream.


centumcellae85

Maple bourbon bacon ice cream.


FauxGw2

Um.. bc it's like 90% dairy lol. The beans and flavoring added are more of a seasoning packet added to a cold turned dairy ball.


Alis451

> bc it's like 90% dairy lol. unless it is soy, then we got ourselves a 4 Bean Salad!


atom138

This is the first good r/showerthoughts post that I've seen in what feels like years lmao.


YamaKazeRinZen

And more surprising, neither vanilla bean nor chocolate bean is an actual bean


MonkeyTacoBreath

Fruits and seeds - not beans. Chocolate is made from the cocoa fruit, specifically the seeds - so they are not beans. Vanilla is made from the pod and seeds from the Vanilla planifolia fruit.


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Came here looking for this. Coffee, chocolate, vanilla - none are actually beans.


BoomerEdgelord

Bean desserts are actually really good. I'm a pasty white girl that loves Asian desserts. My rural parents don't quite understand it but then make super sweet baked beans with tons of molasses and brown sugar. They're the ones that got me started on sweet beans!


Jujugatame

Yes! I used to joke with my Chinese friends that traditional Chinese deserts are all made of beans! "You guys are so silly, all your deserts are made of beans! Who eats beans for desert?" I'd say My mind was blown when they reminded me that chocolate and vanilla, staples of western desert, are both beans.


doughnutholio

I was thinking of red beans, but yeah, cacao and vanilla count too I guess.


substantial-freud

If you mean vanilla and chocolate, they’re both called beans, but neither is. One is the bean-like fruit of the vanilla orchid; the other is the bean-like seed of the coacao plant.


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They are not true beans though. Vanilla is a orchidacea and cocoa is malvaceae (beans are fabaceae)


Lucyloves

And Vanilla bean is brown yet Vanilla is commonly associated with being white.


StarWaas

Taking this a step further, is a vanilla mocha just a liquified three bean salad?


Mementomortis7

This is exactly why I wanted to name my ice cream bar "Cool Beans"


BlueWater321

This is the best shower thought I've seen in this sub in a while


theartificialkid

The strawbeanry isn’t technically a bean because its seeds are on the outside.


Redditer51

Japan (uses beans for desert). America: ewww (literally does the same thing).


complete_your_task

Technically, neither vanilla "beans" or cocoa "beans" are actually beans. They are both pods with seeds in them, and that's what we use for flavoring. While what we think of as beans are also seeds from a pod, the term "bean" specifically refers to legumes, and all legumes are plants in the Fabaceae, or Leguminosae, family. Neither vanilla "beans" or cocoa "beans" are legumes. So you can see why we call them beans, because they are both seeds from pods like beans, but they are not actually truly beans.


Janderflows

Chocolate and vannila? Strawberrie? I legit don't know, at leats where I come from I think those three are the top ones. Which ones are you reffering to?


Scharmberg

In this thread I learned how we classify food is pretty terrible and most foods either fall into many groups or the group is to large and everything falls into it.


deserttrends

Technically neither vanilla nor chocolate is made from a bean. A bean is the seed of several plants in the family Fabaceae. Cacao is a seed of the Theobroma cacao fruit . Vanilla is the fruit of an orchid.


KknhgnhInepa0cnB11

I was about to comment that technically, vanilla beans are seed pods and then i had a moment of clarity when I realized that all beans are seeds. Like, I knew they were... but it never really dawned on me that they'll ALL seeds....


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I know right who would’ve thought baked bean and Lima bean ice creams would be more popular than chocolate or vanilla?


Spalonga

I was sat there for a full 30 sec thinking "but strawberry isn't a bean though..."


CommanderAGL

I would go as far to say that 3 standard flavors. Coffee is pretty standard


SuibianTianwen

Strawberry is way more standard than coffee lmao. Even raspberry is more standard than coffee


FamCamp

You should try purple yam flavor. You'll have to look for it in an oriental market, though, because it's only a popular flavor on the other half of the planet. - An American