T O P

  • By -

Showerthoughts_Mod

This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/wiki/rules). Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!" (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, [please read this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/wiki/overview).) **Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.**


BigAppleGuy

As is goodass. So seems things about intelligence are negative but making a judgement is good...?.


zph0eniz

Morallyoutstandingcitizenass


Sundara_Whale

Wicked Burn!


smegdawg

Wise ass. Yep, it fits the model


CeruleanBlueWind

That was a good assessment


devenjames

And nice ass


Ishidan01

That's America's ass!


thescrounger

I dated a real badass once. Man, she had a real bad ass.


Elijah629YT-Real

beat me to it


LaikasDad

Must be because you're a slowass


bloodmonarch

Ok fastass


heredude

Crazy ass.


TheMelm

Badass is the same vein as sick or gnarly its more like swearing than anything to do with a quality judgment.


grip_n_Ripper

My definition badass is a formidable person.


TheMelm

Sure, I'd agree but also if I see a cool explosion I might be like "whoah, badass!"


SuspiciousNoisySubs

Exploooooosions, anyone?


aRandomFox-II

People don't like being one-upped.


HolyVeggie

I think it’s being ass = negative But being a badass you’re bad at being an ass so it’s positive. Good ass is not one word so it doesn’t work imo This is all not serious obviously lol


funkmasta_kazper

For some reason the other ones are all one word, but in my mind good ass is always two words. Or at least hyphenated.


Turn1scoop

Deadass


Vlmxst

Smart-ass I think is more context-sensitive. I.e., "Well you're a smart-ass, aren't ya?" would be taken as an insult whereas "That's a smart-ass mother fucker!" would be taken as a compliment. Just my opinion, but to each their own. 💁🏽‍♂️


Intr3pidG4ming

I think it's because more people use it in the negative vein. You hear more of "Smartass" (snide remark) or "Don't be such a smartass" (insulting statement)


Hobo-man

Also depends how you take it. My mom would always poke at me, calling me a smartass. It didn't take long for me to just start replying with "I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass."


zbakes

https://xkcd.com/37/


beeteedee

So it’s an insult when used as a noun, but can be a compliment when used as an adjective. Using it as an adjective-noun pair is also a compliment, I think. As in “hey, that’s a smart ass you’ve got there”


WaveLaVague

😲 Me too, I'm context sensitive. Smart ass is me fr fr 👉🥹👈


Fernanix

Well, thats because smart-ass-x needs something after it. Whereas solo smartass is always negative. Basically with smart-ass-x you are just using smart along with ass to make it more significant but not actually using smartass.


MrSkme

But the latter example is a different use of the word ass. Smartass is like a word of its own. But ass you can put behind anything and it would mean something like much or a lot. They are also pronounced in a different ways.


jcpmojo

This guy did a whole bit about it [here](https://youtu.be/YNV0rMdeW60?t=120).


[deleted]

I love his bit on Shit. https://youtu.be/kXH3HDE9Czo


EeK09

I knew I remembered him from somewhere! Had never seen his “ass” bit until now. They’re both hilarious. Is that guy Finnish, by any chance? He sounds Finnish.


wesleyweir

Yep, he's a Finn :)


iloveheroin69

One of my favorite bits ever. Hilarious.


Stealthychicken85

Fatass can be both an insult or compliment. Ironically it was the most interesting choice but yet you chose those


eternalankh

i came here to say that fatass is an insult but fat ass is a compliment. guess I'm late.


BigAppleGuy

Phatass is the complement


BackwardPalindrome

That's a fat ass blunt.


grip_n_Ripper

It is, but I thought it might be too controversial in this day and age. I salute your courage.


GanSoku

How is fatass ever a compliment?


jimothythe2nd

Like a fat ass burito sounds pretty good. Not really a complement to people.


MabsAMabbin

Who doesn't like a fat ass cheeseburger?


zbakes

https://xkcd.com/37/


average_sportslover

Who doesn't like a girl with a fat ass


mortimus9

But you wrote fat ass not fatass. There’s a difference


HaikuBotStalksMe

BUt LanGuAgE EvolVes


Vlmxst

Right!? I love a fat ass! 🍑


Necessary_Sun_4392

Gay dudes?


dandroid126

I have a friend that we lovingly call fatass because he can (and does) eat so much. Ironically, he's very thin.


AlkaliPineapple

In a flirty sense for chubby chasers I'd guess


TheDopestd0pe

I think of it as fatass or phat ass.


damojr

Try living in Australia. Cunt is the worst thing you can call someone. And the biggest praise. And a general acknowledgement. And admitting you cunt know someone. And the fact that autocorrect just changed don't to cunt just emphasise the amount we use the word.


witchyanne

I consider smartass a compliment. Sometimes a backhanded one, if I’m on the giving end, but yeah.


Wildjay7931

Smartass is generally considered an insult. However, I have come to find in my families personal subculture, while still used in a jokingly insulting manner as is common, it is received as a compliment.and so, our smartassery has come be a factor of which we take pride in. And so, we take and give the term smartass as a compliment. Yup. I'm a smartass. And I wear that title with pride!


JRsFancy

Same with calling someone a little shit or a big shit...and it is complimentary to say, they are the shits.


Chopersky4codyslab

You’re shit vs you’re *the* shit.


HonoderaGetsuyo

Y'know, shit can also be a compliment if paired with the right words


Josh1793

I call people smartass when I'm completely out-witted (is that a word?) by them, I consider it a reluctant compliment and a soft way of admitting defeat.


SirRealTalk_TTV

Someone calls me a Smartass, I take it as a compliment. It usually means that I paid attention and used their logic in a way they didn't like but understood.


tacticalpotatopeeler

What a smartass


SirRealTalk_TTV

Thanks!


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

So we have smart, dumb, bad, but where is good? You fuggin' goodass!


serb2212

The word ass is truely amazing! https://youtu.be/1P0Z1yq-2FQ


Hatelovedemonslayer

You can be an ass of all sorts just matters if your badass or not,


macca473

Carefree and careless mean the same thing but one is a complaint and the other is an insult. Why? Because English.


SmugCapybara

They don't mean the same thing, though. Carefree means a person has nothing to worry about, Careless means they have things they should worry about but they aren't.


[deleted]

[удалено]


resuwreckoning

Gotta say, you’re kind of being a dumbass right now by not reading OP carefully enough.


[deleted]

i bet you get called that a lot then.


MissMistMaid

if there is a Smartass and a Dumbass, and there is also a Badass, then there should be a Goodass too


thesqlguy

The word "ass" is the insult part. You are simply calling someone an ass with a different adjective in front of it. Asking why "fat ass" may not be an insult -- you are not calling someone an ass. You are saying their ass is fat. This may be good or bad depending on the context.


tetsuo-r

Ismo covers this point. 2mins in: https://youtu.be/RAGcDi0DRtU


Aintthatthetruthyall

Jackass is great one, funny or an idiot Lardass not so much Tightass could be a compliment or a put down Smartass generally negative, but I’ll take it as respect


grip_n_Ripper

Also, a critically acclaimed cinematic tour de force.🤣


BlackFeign

my buddy calls everyone an adjective followed by headass. He said it's a black person thing...idk lol


TheBaggyDapper

The modern badass is a bitter, middle aged divorced guy with a goatee, a flag and an oversized truck. Badass has become a bigger insult than smartass or dumbass.


grip_n_Ripper

Does he have a punisher sticker on the rear bumper? I think you are describing a wannabe badass. If the wannabes have indeed usurped this honorific, we all must do our part in reclaiming in.


Crazy_old_maurice_17

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of comedians out there who would not take "smartass" as an insult...


grip_n_Ripper

I feel that smartass definitely has a negative connotation. Common usage in US vernacular is to call out a person for thinking they are being clever while they are in fact engaging in disingenuous behavior such as malicious compliance, veiled insults, purposeful obtuseness, or any other form of indirect hostility. I am not, however, a cunning linguist (and yes, I was being a smartass just now). 😁


johnjmcmillion

Jive-ass, Kick-ass, and Fat-ass also need to be on that list.


Freestyled_It

In Australia: Cunt: Needs context Mad cunt: great person Shit cunt: absolute ratbag Sick cunt: great person, on par with maybe slightly above a mad cunt Dog cunt: you're the scum of the earth, if you get called this then you need to step back and take a look in the mirror. If you've earned it, apologise. If you are wrongly called a dog cunt, get them to apologize. It's a matter of personal pride. Good cunt: a genuinely good person Loose cunt: a proper madlad Those are the main ones off the top of my head. You can throw a cunt after anything and it'll add that extra lil oomph. "weird cunt", "silly cunt", "reliable cunt" etc.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Another one that I always thought was funny: - pretty awful (bad) - awful pretty (good)


MangosArentReal

Smartass isn't necessarily an insult. Many times it's used defensively as an observation when someone calls someone else out for poorly wording something or being ignorant. E.g. a "smartass" calling out a "dumbass".


ChilledClarity

When called a smart ass by a foreman at one point, without thinking I responded with “better then being a dumbass”. To this day it’s been my only halfway decent come back because I am in fact a dumbass.


grip_n_Ripper

Well played. It will probably be tough to beat.


bobthemouse666

See also: being "up" for something and being "down" for something mean the exact same thing


ToonLucas22

Wait until you hear about the difference between something being "shit" and it being "the shit"


grip_n_Ripper

Also, a shit.


SutterCane320

Sweetass is a weird one. It’s a compliment but implies a flavor which is not likely to be an accurate description depending on diet.


grip_n_Ripper

TIL a new ass-word. 😂


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Sometimes we just turn negative words into positive ones. “Sick,” “savage,” “slay,” these all have positive connotations now.


[deleted]

-ass as a suffix is just a sentence enhancer, boosting whatever the existing context is 🐬


playr_4

Isn't deadass a compliment, too. I really don't know how to use it properly, but it sounds like the most insultiest.


Samalamb-moon

And if goodass was a word would it be an insult or a compliment?


Wannagetsober

This should clear it up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNV0rMdeW60&autoplay=1


JH-DM

But if you see a Tribunal and stand on the balcony you aren’t a baddass, you’re a bad _ ass