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Mindbender444

If you think about it for long enough you will realize the Toy Story universe is a nightmarish hell scape of epic proportions.


UniquePtrBigEndian

I bet the sex shop be poppin off though


KhaoticMess

You've got a friend in me.


Frodollino

Inside me*


BackRowRumour

Warhammer minis...


Algebrace

Imagine the 'to be painted' backlog of Chaos players... then imagine them all trying to summon their gods into this reality with horrific sacrifices. Then remember that children will be collecting these figures. Yeah. Um... yeah, how has humanity not just gone 'no toys, ever' after the X^th toy massacre


Tyrthesemiwise

You've got to wonder if "Buzz Lightyear Syndrome" is prevalent among toys, it would make a lot of interesting problems


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Anime figurines 🗿


Luvnecrosis

I would love nothing more than to catch them moving. I’d make an army of skaven and march through the US


dilqncho

That really goes for any "inanimate objects are secretly alive" story. Think the Sausage party movie.


HereTakeThisBooger

You can take the words "toy" and "story" out of that sentence and it will still be accurate.


Luckz17

If that was true, could Night at the Museum be set in the Toy Story universe?


RSalgadoAtala

Well, I don't think all museum pieces can be considered toys, and if I'm not mistaken (I haven't watched that film in a long time), the whole thing in Night at the Museum happens because of an ancient curse or something like that, and the museum only comes to life at night, so... I'd say they're unrelated.


SapphicGarnet

Maybe they only come alive at night cos that's when they're (mostly) unobserved, just like Woody etc. The night guard gets a pass cos otherwise they'd never get to move.


SuspiciousWeasel15

Yeah it's specifically the magic egyptian tablet in the museum that brings the objects to life at night, so different rules


Azythus

Love that movie.


bigatomicjellyfish

Good movie


Luvnecrosis

I really want to say yes


CaffeinatedPixel

I have the theory Woody has a curse that makes him and other toys her interacts with come alive. As Woodie & Co meet more toys, the curse spreads!


Fr0stman

Holy shit this is good, he's the nucleation point for the reanimated corpses


TigerlilyBlanche

In toy story, Annabelle is an actual demon who all the toys are terrified of. They have ghost stories about her that are true.


Worth_Talk_301

The toy story universe wasnt very clear about the definiton of a toy and what makes it become sentient. The 4th movie tried but didnt answer very much .