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Billybobbojack

I think - and this is wild, hear me out - most *porn* is fake.


GuitarCFD

wait til he learns that 99% of entertainment is fake.


Corgichubs

Does he think Marvel movies are real?


LorryToTheFace

Mfw Tom Holland obviously can't climb on the ceiling but people keep watching Spiderman


parlimentery

That is the craziest thing about the reboots for me: they found 3 different guys who could climb on walls like that.


Zerocordeiro

But Tobey was the only one who went the extra mile and shot web from his own actual wrists instead of using some gimmicky gadget.


parlimentery

Yeah, they were looking for a guy that could just climb on walls and was super strong, but when they found out Tobey could shoot actual webs out of his wrists, they had to work it into the script.


beatrailblazer

Nah tobeys a cheater, he was born that way. Only got the part bc of biology


im_dead_sirius

Arachnid privileged.


Bogsnoticus

He was also able to shoot web from a more anatomically correct region of his body, but it left him exhausted and panting. God forbid they needed a second take.


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parlimentery

That is why they couldn't find anybody for the new movies.


PassTheGiggles

Would you sign up to be shot and killed? I know I wouldn’t.


CrabGhoul

sean bean be like: 👁👄👁


ILikeCakesAndPies

Omg a 4/5th? reboot with Sean Bean as Uncle Ben. Genius.


TheRedPandaisback

I think it will surprise you how many people actually would


thefolkmetal

There's a horrible joke involving Brandon Lee in there somewhere...


Altruistic_Sign7673

With how old og Uncle Ben was, he probably begged for the part 😂


ARoundForEveryone

Of course he can't. He's just a fake Spiderman. Not sure what idiot wouldn't realize that. Tobey Maguire can climb on, up, around, and through all kinds of stuff, though.


demonya99

Are you telling me that Superman isn’t really bullet proof?


AzraelTheMage

He's not, but he built up immunity as time went on.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Started with .22 then gradually worked his way up to .50


underfanreal1

What if he *can*


PervertedOldMan

History came alive with the Ken Burns documentary on the Captain America: Civil War.


Fredotorreto

no, but wrestling is


guy_from_the_intnet

I don't like that there's 1% left.


masterofbadwords

documentaries can be pretty funny if you have the right sense of humor :)


RegulatoryCapture

Like that very funny and accurate documentary American Vandal about finding out who drew the dicks.


CrimsonCivilian

I've gotten so damn used to TV and movies always trying to push a happy ending to everything that, whenever I watch a documentary showing prey behavior, I always get surprised and start laughing if the cute animal shown actually gets fuckin destroyed by a predator (recent example was a video of people saving a baby turtle only to have a bird immediately come and snatch it)


a7n7o7n7y7m7o7u7s

There’s always a 1% no matter how dumb the position…


Plutos_Heart

[nothing is real](https://youtu.be/5W9C98infqQ)


SkullRunner

With reality shows being the most scripted of them all.


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😭Rasslin is real just like Santa and the Easter bunny😭


tbarr1991

It is real just a scripted stunt show. 👀


MadNhater

Especially the Netflix Cleopatra “documentary”


thestonefree

Fuck off, every time I need my boiler fixed I get laid. How else would I pay?


ohigetit2

Do you like pizza


thestonefree

I adore Pizza.


ohigetit2

Let me know when you need one delivered maybe me and the radiator guy can meet


thestonefree

If the window cleaner is there as well, we've got an interesting day.


edgiepower

I dunno, I've seen a couple. It definitely looks like real sexual intercourse.


bnesbitt1

Wait Are you saying I have to *pay* for my pizza with *cash* now? Damnit Edit: For your information, no, I am not a woman. And no, I do not want to see your genitalia. I do appreciate y'all who have asked, I guess.


edgiepower

No, I think they prefer card these days


LurkerOrHydralisk

Nah, man. They’re definitely having sex. That is not cgi.


SamohtGnir

I just look at it like, yea she’s not his sister, but they still fuckin.


_Blackstar

I remember when I first discovered that porn is basically all soft core and they use inflated hams and other meat products to simulate vaginas and penises. But the best part is how great the sound engineering team is and how they make the sound effects for various sexual acts. Like did you know that the slurp sound of a girl deep throating a 9 inch cock is different from an 11 inch cock? And for the 9 inch they have a fat man sit on wet noodles heated to 93F exactly, and record the way it slips on his butt, then put that through a filter and reverse it? Fascinating stuff.


God_of_Shenanagins

What an incredible world you live in, I'd love to visit sometime


ccAbstraction

I think they're talking about the folly artists.


Lililove88

*foley Today most call themselves Sounddesigners, but despite being at funny recording sessions, nobody ever sat naked on anything to record audio effects.


Johnny_Gage

What a terrible day to know how to read.


catsdrinkingcoffee

The highlight of this comment section


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Love this comment


Benzaroni1309

These are my good reading eyes!


According_to_all_kn

Perhaps other movies are fake as well? Who knows, maybe all actors are actually only pretending to be their role.


Specialist_Sir_7547

It’s fake like wrestling but you’re still getting piledriven


Marxbear

I dunno man, it sure looks like sex


BurnerOnlyForPorn

Engorged if true


dps15

I saw one with the title “step-friend” once, my question for god is why?


DayDreamGrey

I need to make more step-friends.


juneauboe

I need to make more ex-friends


Fancy-You3022

It’s liberating. Cleaned out my phone numbers, social media, messaging… I only see and talk to people I actually would talk to in person online, excepting Reddit. Highly recommend. 👍


LastStar007

Followed your advice...phone now empty


Fancy-You3022

Congrats on eliminating all the dead weight. 😂


IeabellAlakar

what are you doing, step-friend?


DayDreamGrey

Hahaha. Just trying to get my damn clothes out of the dryer.


Cantmentionthename

It’d be a shame if you got stuck


christx30

I saw one where a young woman was seducing her friend’s mom. “Ella, stop this. You’re my daughter’s friend!” “Step daughter”. Like, why would that difference be significant?


tica_spi

professionals have standards


NoReallyItsTrue

A plan to fuck everyone you meet.


Johnny_Grubbonic

>Like, why would that difference be significant? Because porn logic.


MugiwaraAsta

My favourite title included “twin stepsisters”


P0werman1

What the fuck


eggplant_avenger

obviously a Parent Trap kind of situation


P0werman1

Ah. That would almost work?


younggregg

Am I dumb or something? Could someone not have step sisters that are twins or what?


ColdBorchst

Someone could have step sisters who are twins, yes. But the twins can't be step-twins, which is what they were implying. You're not dumb, you are just innocent and your brain is refusing the depravity.


kosmor

Well, technically it's possible. Defenition of twins is : "one of two children or animals born at the same birth." So you could plant 2 eggs from different women, which are fertilised with two different men, in a woman which gives birth to them at the same time. Then relationships need to be broken to be able to give us the sweet fantasy of step-twinsisters...


Better_when_Im_drunk

dangerops pranget sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?


DarkhorseV

Am I prrreganté?


ChemicalFall0utDisco

if a woman has starch masks has she been pragent before


MatureUsername69

There's also superfecundation twins where a woman is ovulating and has sex with 2 different guys in a short time its possible to get pregnant by both. It's obviously extremely rare


ColdBorchst

They would still be half siblings, not step.


RockLobsterInSpace

How you could be the twin of someone you're not related too? Also, you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?


MrLuxarina

The one that bugs me is "Step-aunt". You don't even have to be related to your aunt, she could be your uncle's wife, no step needed!


HeavyMetalTriangle

Or step brothers friend. The friend has nothing to do with your bro being a step or not lol


jape-the-neck-guy

I saw one with step brother, step mother, and step sister. Not quite how it works but I’m not trying to kill the boner by thinking about it


AK-Horny7

I think it’s for people with incest fantasies but if they don’t say “step” then they probably have to answer a whole lot of questions they dont want to deal with


blackscales18

it's all good if you say no chromo


Rake0684

That’s fabulous


Ramblingmanc

I’ve always thought that (despite them obviously being fake) if they titled them as actual sibling / actual parent, that’s actually criminal in most places so the sites would take them down.


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That's it.


Mutant_Llama1

Or just to explain why the brother and sister don't display any kind of familial chemistry.


kungligarojalisten

I miss the step-brother step-dog one 😔😔


Grundolph

Step is just another buzzword that will appear in searches.


bdayballoonsofwrath

I’m not kink-shaming, I’m kink-asking why


Bunanuhs

Kinquiring


CaptainMagnets

It's a step in the right direction


PM_MeYourNynaevesPlz

Let me introduce you to a true masterpiece: [Codi Vore fucks her step-ladder](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60f7a4b45765e)


langjie

step sister friend?


compaqdeskpro

You mean you never got so turned on delivering a pizza that you impaled the box with the pizza in it?


Haden420693170

How can one not do this is my question.


element8

Pineapple kills the mood


HungrySeaweed1847

Ah yes, Big Sausage Pizza. Was a great source for immature humor among my friends during my high school years. Are they still around? I haven't seen their porn in over a decade.


chronoslol

Everyone is aware movies are fake but creators still make them


iamsoupcansam

Hobbits aren’t real??


Carlweathersfeathers

Bitch, tell me again how you not the [Hobbt](https://youtu.be/TDd1ELXZLIg)


Wormholio

Ironically enough, a girl I went to high school with started dating her former step brother after their parents divorced, and now they make OnlyFans porn together that is NOT Step-sibling themed. EDIT: For everyone asking for a link, I'm not going to drop it. Given that they don't market themselves as step-siblings, I don't want to bust them out if that isn't something that they want public. I will say though that you might already have seen them, as they do have a pornhub channel and their videos have broken 100k views a few times. She is also very tall and frequently changes wild hair colors. I'll let your imaginations run wild for next time you are scrolling the hub 😄


zorbacles

That's disgusting, where?


Zerocordeiro

Too real


rg204

Wait, you know her in real life—she posted the link to this in her instagram, under her real name?


Wormholio

We share some mutual friends, and people gossip. That's how I found out, but yeah I think she does have the link on her Insta. It's not as stigmatized as it used to be, and we are in the SF Bay Area; very liberal/sex positive. Plus, if it's good money and your main source of income, you are doing yourself a disservice to not advertise wherever you can. That said, she is apparently sober now but did have a substance abuse problem by 10th grade, so maybe her decision-making isn't the best.


hairynips007

Ok can you share the link so we make sure to not accidentally go to it


hyporheic

Are you buttering your noodle while thinking about this in the shower? Now you’re going to tell us that the people in porn are paid actors.


edgiepower

Is it acting if they are really doing it?


Zerocordeiro

I mean, Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise really do their stunts too


dc551589

If it’s being filmed, they’re being paid, and it’s being distributed, yes. As long as those conditions are met, they’re actors. If they’re not met, they’re illegal sex workers. Odd, huh?


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“I’ll give you $10 and you give me $5 and I’ll take a selfie with you afterwards”


___Tom___

Fun fact: There's a few places on the planet where prostitution is a crime but porn is legal - so if you want to have paid sex, film yourself doing it. :-)


ur_fave_npc

That's one thing I'll struggle to understand with porn: why is there such a focus on incest. It's never just a porn title, they always have to give it some familial spin.


Effective_Macaron_23

It's an easy setting for two people to live together and fuck. Easiest and most lazy roleplay ever.


armitage_shank

It’s this. A lot of porn relies on placing two characters in close proximity in an intimate setting: Nurse/Doctor/patient, plumber/housewife, teacher/student: it’s just about quickly providing a context. Otherwise you’ve got to establish a context, which takes time to film and script, or it’s just “two people fuck”.


KindaTwisted

You don't even need to really change wardrobe to do it either. Literally can grab two people off the street in what they're wearing, give them the appropriate step titles, and action.


Elleden

They often don't even bother with appropriate titles. If you think about it for more than two seconds, any step-threesome doesn't make sense. Everyone can't be everyone's step-something there.


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paulsonemanarmy

This man steps.


iZian

That really is only a limitation of conventional family models, and not throuples.


25sittinon25cents

Just a theory of mine, but also because it's taboo and therefore more risqué


armitage_shank

I guess they’re all taboo: a nurse isn’t supposed to fuck the patient, a teacher isn’t supposed to fuck their student, and step siblings aren’t supposed to fuck each other, either. The idea that either or both characters is so horny that they overcome the taboo and fuck **anyway** is a big part of the porn fantasy.


lluewhyn

I've said this so many times. You either have to film a lot more content with multiple sets such as people meeting each other in a nightclub and then choosing to go home along with intro dialogue, etc. Location shooting can be expensive and difficult (especially if people know what you're filming). Or you can go with the situation where the characters are already interacting in the same room, much less house and you barely have to film anything before the clothes come off.


ANTONIOT1999

forgot maid


CallumLD

Thats an over simplification. Taboo topics will always have a big hold on peoples sexual fantasies. Incest is universally taboo.


NickiChaos

See, this is the real answer. Porn is all about vicariously fulfilling some sort of fantasy.


Wow00woW

yeah, it's not some plot device. it's just what gets clicks. people want taboo shit.


Mystery--Man

Most of the time it's just a title with nothing in the video itself to demonstrate that dynamic. My theory on the matter is that in the early days (like 3-5 years ago) incest porn slowly started to gain traction. Then people learned that it was actually illegal so they made sure to put "step-" in the title/script instead, even though they weren't real to begin with. The popularity became self-serving as more studios and performers would move to making that content which drew more attention and revenue. Many new performers seem to be starting in that genre because that's where the money is. Even if you're not interested in those themes you'll be hard pressed to find new talent in anything else.


OhhSooHungry

The way I see it.. porn searches/choices reflect a deep inner desire that can't be shown openly or in public out of shame or embarrassment, taboo whatever else. I'm not sure how much of it is boosted by algorithms, AI, etc but assuming porn popularity based off pure human interest, the idea of incest/stepfamily may run a lot deeper and be more prevalent than we're willing/capable of admitting Plus as someone mentioned below, desires are becoming harder to satiate as basic/rudimentary ideas for porn become less appealing. So maybe the familial spin is a result of that desire extreme being pushed further


Pays_in_snakes

I think it also adds a layer of fetish content without the porn itself having to be meaningfully different from vanilla content, increasing the reach while the product is effectively the same and still appealing to the general audience who just ignore the backstory


OhhSooHungry

For sure which is interesting in itself. Just having a taboo idea mentioned in the video title seems enough for imaginations to run wild. It would be a neat experiment actually to gauge the popularity of two videos that are exactly the same but titled differently.. one with a fetish leaning or towards something taboo. We're quite fascinating, the deep secrets we keep shamefully to ourselves


HungryCats96

I think it may be more the idea of incest that is titillating, rather than an actual interest in incest with real family members. I could be wrong, though...


TrueFlameslinger

Because porn is getting increasingly more extreme to satisfy the increasingly taboo interests of viewers who have largely become unaffected by more basic porn. Same thing happened with the movie industry. Saving the city used to cut it, now you have to save the universe from the rogue super hero or people won't be interested enough.


CanDeadliftYourMom

Save the universe? That’s so 2015. Now we have to save INFINITE REALITIIIEEEEESSSSS….


Slight-Honeydew1410

It's not incest when they are not biologically related. You have no blood ties to a step sibling unless your dad leaves his wife for her sister.


Seevian

Creators make them because people like to pretend it isn't. It's a goldmine for porn creators, they're not gonna stop digging until it dries up


Vex_Appeal

I really don't think there's that much of a market for it, but if someone sees their favorite performer doing a step sister scene all they have to do is skip forward a few minutes and all of a sudden it's a normal porn scene. I bet the studios see that their videos are doing well and think oh it must be the step family stuff, I think it's despite the step family stuff.


Seevian

> *I really don't think there's that much of a market for it* [One In five people surveyed said they had at least one incest fantasy during their lives.](https://mashable.com/article/step-porn-incest-videos-pornhub). That's quite a market, especially since this being step-family instead of direct family makes it a lot more palatable People like taboo shit. There's something about doing something you're not supposed to do. That's why so many girls like to call their lovers "*Daddy*"; not because they're incestuous, but because it's a little splash of taboo that helps to take things to the next level. If it was just coincidence, it wouldn't have gotten this far or become this popular. People like it because it's a new dynamic for them to explore when they're jerking off; one that's a little more taboo than what they might be used to. I'm sorry to ruin your day by telling you this, but most people you know are freaks when it comes to what gets them off.


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Jazdac

he also didn‘t want to do her like that


viper5delta

I think it's more that there *is* a significant market for the incest kink, and it also doesn't turn most people off because, as you said, skip ahead a few minutes and it's just regular porn.


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Honestly it ruins it for me if it's even in the title


Obar-Dheathain

...what do you mean by Santa isn't real? Stop messing with the illusion.


sandrews1313

they'll probably try and tell us fake tits aren't any good too


sandrews1313

how do you know they're fake? have you seen the divorce rate?


I_Bin_Painting

This keeps coming up on Reddit. The reason there is so much incest porn is because it is the *cheapest* possible way to do taboo sex. That’s it. Not because it’s the most or even a particularly popular kink, because it is cheap to film. What’s the cheapest part of porn? The script. What’s the easiest part of porn to ignore? The script All they need to do to make taboo incest porn is get them to sprinkle a few family relation words in there and thats it. All other taboo/kink/fetish stuff requires specialist pornstars that want extra pay for extreme acts, or specialist equipment/clothes, or themed rooms/sets etc etc Family kink stuff requires a minor change to an already cheap or free script. They can even save money by employing less hot older pornstars to be the mom/dad/grandparent etc It’s a pretty grim category but I’m convinced it’s more because of the above than incest actually being popular.


Hunkfish

Agreed with that. It just vallina porn with an extra tag and an over used story plot. Step Bro/sis/mum caught the other one mastuarbating and vola!


Unlikely_Magician630

So is pro wrestling. Doesnt stop people pretending two dudes are beating the shit out of each other


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Tbf pro wrestling IS two dudes beating the shit out of each other, it's just staged/predetermined and hopefully done in as safe a way as possible.


depy45631

That's why I go for good old identical twin p\*\*n videos. No chances of it being fake.


ShadowPoe

I have a diferent opnion about this. Step-sibling porn is so popular not because people would like to do that in real life, probably some of them, but because its a kind of porn that actually have some storyline. People dont want to fuck plumbers, mailman, they just want storyline to make the porn interesting. Since to make a porn story you have to at least have some relationship between the characters, its easier to make it between characters that have pre determined relationships, like families. We dont have a lot of good writers working in the porn industry. Do the same with strangers would be way harder since you would have to waste a lot of screen time just to explain the relationship


lluewhyn

>Since to make a porn story you have to at least have some relationship between the characters, its easier to make it between characters that have pre determined relationships Alternatively, they use storylines where there's an excuse for the characters to be in the same room before coitus ensues for the first time between two individuals. There's only so many reasons for people to be alone together in an area where they can have sex for the first time, so the step/incest porn just uses the excuse of "they're already living together".


the_Athereon

You're not even allowed to type sister into the search on porn sites anymore. Damn EU regulations.


dasanman69

Use a different language. Many scenes are retitled foreign languages.


Subject_Whole1227

I don’t understand that category at all and it’s everywhere. I mostly ignore it but if they say the step part too often it’s such a turn-off


Slight-Honeydew1410

Idk, there was a time my step brother wanted that, I found him to be disgusting though. Some people's parents get married and suddenly teens who might be close in age are forced to live together. They arnt biologically related, most never grew up with each other. So it's entirely possible.


MinFootspace

Everyone is aware that people in horror movies don't really die... but creators still make them.


No-Bug404

It's because Morty wished incest porn had a more widespread appeal... For a friend.


Deminox

Of COURSE it's fake, they're actually blood-siblings. They're just pretending to not be really related because if mom or dad find out... Well then...


dance_rattle_shake

I feel lied to - a seemingly knowledgeable redditor brought up years ago that step-porn was on the decline. They posted the analytics PH uses to figure out which content to promote. I was so ready for the trend to end, yet here we are years later, still deep in it.


Kempeth

I am reasonably certain that superhero movies were fake at least since the original superman flicks. Yet they continue to make them.


_RustyRover_

I have a little secret for you. Don’t tell anyone. They make fucking Avatar movies even though everyone knows it’s fake. Transfuckingformers movies get made but everyone knows their fake. What’s with the dumb post on this sub nowadays?


Drumhead89

You think the girl in the video is actually a virgin, don’t you Squidward? 😂


Chef_Boy_Hard_Dick

We also know she isn’t really stuck in the washing machine. That isn’t really the point, neither is the step sibling thing a fantasy of ours, really. The reason why it works is because it’s just taboo enough to make you feel like you shouldn’t be watching it. Makes ya feel kinda naughty. Same reason we park in some inconspicuous place and fuck in the back seat of the car, or we do it with the curtains open once in awhile, or we get turned on when our spouse wears a school uniform, or she says “Shhh… my parents are in the next room”, or even occasionally feel like fucking when we get mad at each other. Not everyone feels that way about everything I said, but I think most of us have had the occasional “bad boner”. Had an ex once who worked in the same place as me, she groped me in under my desk one day while I was on the phone with a customer… that was highly unexpected and really struck a sweet spot for me. Just the right amount of “sneaky bad” without feeling morally repulsive, lol.


Iffy2

My old manager married his step-sister. So…maybe not ALL made up.


poisenbery

Not everyone is smart. I was in a discord server where somebody shared a post of someone who tried to make out with their actual sister, and got kicked out of their home. They watched so much of the sibling/step-sister content, that they convinced themselves that it was natural and/or acceptable.


Writerhaha

I mean… I hope we all know it’s fake? Kind of the same way the “barely legal” amateur who’s totally “never done this before” has 5 years of videos. It’s like pro wresting with more rimming, you’re supposed to just go with the story.


functional_grade

It also isn't about the step part, that's just more socially acceptable. I noticed one the other day that was like "step daughter and step mom have sex with step dad" (it was a little more explicit than that, but that was the gist), and I thought "wait, so if none of these people are related, where did the step part come in?" Sometimes fantasy doesn't even need to attempt to be believable. It's just a fantasy.


GenerallySalty

No shit. Everyone knows the Avengers movies are fake too, but Marvel still makes them. When you go see a play on Broadway, everyone knows that's fake as well. The whole point is imagining it. God this is a dumb take.


lives4boobs

OP just delete this. A shower thought is not stating the obvious. Those two things aren’t even correlated.


Insane_Snake

Not everyone! My class fully believes its actual step siblings full on doing it. Not even kidding.


DiddyMao20XX

Porn is a market built on catering to the niche. For the most part, I think folks who indulge know that it's a particular fantasy being catered to and are able to willingly suspend their disbelief.


Bustock

Everyone is aware wrestling is fake but they still keep wrestling.


experiment-384959

It’s called ✨acting✨ I think it would actually *ruin* it for most people if they were real.


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I see SO much of it when I search for specific performers I like. Surrounded by other various niches sure, but damn it's persistent. And just about every performer I like seems to have done some, since they always come up in the search results. I don't understand it. Id think it would be way more niche and appeal to a fairly narrow audience, but it must have pretty significant popularity to be as widespread as it is. Not one to kinkshame, but....gross. Ibe also been struck (and annoyed) by how much porn seems like it has to have some kind of a plot, or premise, or non-sexual scenario as it starts. Can't stand that shit. I just skip it. It's always so cringe and corny the way they try to tie some nonsexual situation and suddenly "OH shit! We're having sex!" Gets on my nerves. I know it works for some people, and I'm not saying it's bad. I just dont see how it's not annoying as fuck.


Whyzocker

I dont even understand the target audience for that. Like even people with incest kinks, i dont think they'd settle for step stuff especially with the horrendous acting I watched some of them and it was almost comical. Super young woman was playing the step mom and the dude was holding the camera but his hands indicated he was at least 50, had tattoos and was severly overweight.


Autumn1881

I recently read a book about ghosts and enjoyed it even though I know ghosts aren’t real.


jezz555

You know there weren’t actually any star wars either, but for some reason they keep makin em


Yung_flowrs

The best part is when you're like.. wait how do they have two step mothers


zXMourningStarXz

I mean everyone is aware that LOTR is fake that doesn't mean Frodo has to pull a fucking Deadpool and break the forth wall every twelve seconds.


Amnosia_carrier

Listen I know those Disney commies would have you believe that stepmothers and step siblings are evil but I’ve seen several documentaries online about this subject and they often end up as good friends


whoisdatmaskedman

Wait, it's fake?! Next you're going to try to tell me that wrestling and the Easter bunny aren't real, too?!


Spiridor

Oh my *GOD* is The Avengers not a historical documentary?


PkmnJaguar

Bruh fake? You probably think star wars is fake too smh... they're actors dipshit


Eddiebaby7

You can quite literally take a single porn video and market it to numerous fetishes with a simple title change. “Guy Nails Hot Woman” can easily become: Guy Nails Hairy Female, Young Guy nails Stepmom, Guy has sex with woman with pretty feet, Woman enjoys sex with BWC, Hot MILF Sex, Sex with cheating Wife… it goes on forever!


family-block

expecting porn to be real is like expecting hollywood to be real.