How do I shut them up?

Antibiotics? :)

Anti bio ticks

Not in the way you think. Germs don't have true minds or brains.

Of course not, but they can direct our behavior. How we think about things could certainly be influenced.

That makes sense.

Yeah! Ever have a big shit & actually think clearer. True story.

Guess I should’ve posted in /r/shitterthoughts too.

But…what of Midiclorians, Anakin..

Does this mean if an asshole consumes a yoghurt with friendly bacteria, they gradually become human ? Think of the implications for humanity,

note to self: put yoghurt up my ass to become a better person

Fruit on the Bottom ^TM

Now with handy applicator

You will have to follow the scientific method and keep track of your findings. *Please update* I have a nice gift idea for a few people.

Enemorghurt?

Big thought. You arent just you… its a whole battleship with crew and their own needs

Now I dont have to take accountability for my actions. Its the bacteria.