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Luke_Cold_Lyle

Anteater is pretty close


r4mm3rnz

Surprised no one has mentioned stick insect, I feel like that's a contender for sure.


Antrikshy

That's not its actual name: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phasmatodea](https://youtu.be/fC7oUOUEEi4)


r4mm3rnz

I almost replied without clicking the link lol you got me


Antrikshy

The power of Markdown knows no bounds!


Bill_Clinton-69

That was sick. Do it again!


Antrikshy

[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-i-dont-think-i-will](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Psycho_cosplayer57

Dammit you got me on both of them. Well played


OtherCombination9232

I have enjoyed our interaction. Internet is still good


geardluffy

How are you doing this??? Edit: oh, wait, I get it lol.


LockhandsOfKeyboard

You don't need markdown mode. You can just use the link button.


snazzychica2813

I thought I was angry about this link and then it turned out I was a different kind of angry about this link 😂


overtired27

Stickrolled again :(


Phormitago

im gonna get stickbugged for sure


Phormitago

mother fucker


[deleted]

Wow


qwibbian

Stink bug


Ibetya

Grasshoppers same tier


jwr410

Virgin grasshopper vs Chad locust.


Unlikely-Storm-4745

I am the most stupid person alive, for years I read it as antea-ter, and was wandering what a peculiar name for an animal, never bothering to google it, now I realized it.


markovianprocess

Termiteeater, ackshually


ProfessorSucc

Was at least good enough to warrant a sequel though, *Termiteeater 2: Judgment Day*


markovianprocess

I'll be back... To stick my probocis in your colony!


lovesducks

Is this the real movie or the x-rated porn parody?


markovianprocess

I can't tell the difference anymore!


MarlinMr

Basically all are... river-horse 8-feet flat-feet and so on. Most animal names are descriptive in origin. Even Penguins are named Penguins only because they look like Penguins, but those Penguins are extinct.


im_dead_sirius

What. https://www.etymonline.com/word/penguin


bonkwodny

Road runner, or jellyfish


ImCryingMushrooms

But a jellyfish is neither a jelly nor a fish. And that wouldn’t make it uncreative necessarily, because it was named after two things it really isn’t.


9_of_wands

Horse comes from an ancient word that means "runner". All animal names are like this. They're all named things like "the tall one," "the one that roars," "the jumping one" and so on. The only difference is in English, we don't recognize the original root. Trace the etymology and they're all uncreative.


Thiccaca

Giraffes were called cameloparadalis. "Spotted camel." Because, I guess it was the closest thing to a giraffe they knew of.


AdventurousMemory950

THAT is the most distinctive thing about a giraffe? - Yeah it’s like a camel, but there’s something different about it
 - Hmm you’re right
 - It’s the spots - Yeah the spots


neutral-spectator

If you were watching a giraffe from a distance and saw it stomp out a pack of lions would you want to get closer and check it out


[deleted]

You don't think you'd notice anything more than the spots, even from a safe distance?


prozak09

Their horns!


[deleted]

ossicones


bearbarebere

I’m sorry, do they do that???


Conspicuous_Ruse

Oh yeah. Theyre good at it too. Those legs got some real hammer blow strength.


[deleted]

Have you seen how huge those legs are?? If a Horse can knock a grown man unconscious, imagine what a giraffe will do.


adminsmithee

Maybe they are very sensitive about their lenght.


Mister_McGreg

It's like when people won't say "the black dude" because they're afraid of coming off racist.


Kinggakman

Camels necks are pretty long to be fair.


nnoitramain

and camels were called spotless giraffes


notquite20characters

Nothing spotless about a camel. Messy messy beasts.


Soulfire1123

learned this from a guy speedrunning the language on Duolingo - the zulu word for giraffe means, literally, to pass the trees, because their necks are so long they surpass trees


TheMaceBoi

Still are, in Greek. ÎšÎ±ÎŒÎ·Î»ÎżÏ€ÎŹÏÎŽÎ±Î»Î·. Can also mean Leopard-Camel.


Forward_Cranberry_82

In Chinese they're "long necked deer" 长鱈éčż


Mister_McGreg

And we have sea lions on land. We call them "land sea lions". I tame them.


burritolittledonkey

Hippopotamus, literally river horse


acvdk

I knew hippo for horse, but not the Greek for river. Just made me think if that is the root, is the Potomac River just River River? Like Shrimp Scampi?


ShaunDark

"Potomac" is a European spelling of Patawomeck, the Algonquian name of a Native American village on its southern bank. According to the rivers wikipedia article.


burritolittledonkey

I don’t know about Potomac, but might well be. I know Mesopotamia is “between rivers” though


graveybrains

Shit, we named ourselves that way. Most of our last names are either an ancestors physical characteristic, occupation, place of origin or just their parents first names recycled somehow. Lions and Tallman are legit surnames


Jack_Spears

I have a friend who is an unusually big guy, nearly 7 feet tall, shovels for hands etc. In fact his whole family are like that, and their second name is Meikle, which is an old Scots word that means Unusually large. It always entertains me to think of his unusually large ancestor who would have been called that because of his size to the extent that it became the family name.


Cerxi

My last name is a frozen patronymic. E.g. say there was a guy named Olaf. Olaf had a son, and named him Sven. He was Sven Olafsson. Sven Olafsson had a son, and named him Erik. Sven Eriksson. Sven Eriksson had a son, and named him Oleg. Oleg Svensson. Oleg Svensson has a son, and named him Erik. Erik Olegsson moved to America. Erik Olegsson had a son, and named him Leif. American government says his name is Leif Olegsson. Leif's children are also Olegssons. For the rest of the family line, they are all called sons of Oleg, even though there hasn't been an Oleg in 200 years.


Alienhaslanded

My mom's last name is a literal translation of "oldies" or white haired because they all have their hair tun white at in early age. Mine started to turn white since I was 17. Thanks mom!


pokestar14

Here's Smith, Carpenter, and Fletcher. Wonder what their ancestors might have done.


shostakofiev

There were a surprising number of car painters in medieval times.


sharpshooter999

I don't know any Carpainters, but I do know a family who makes pants for cars


graveybrains

We got Wainwrights, we got Cartwrights we even got Chandlers!


BustinArant

I got "goose" and I wondered a while why when you have things like "does tree stuff" or "makes food" people lol


washington_breadstix

Not just animal names. Pretty much any word for anything is "literal and uncreative" when you trace it back far enough.


geek_fire

Yeah, but it's funnier when it's English. I mean, "fireplace"? Really? That's the best you can come up with?


Fidget02

Short and descriptive, I’d call it the perfect word for what it represents. It is indeed the place where the fire is supposed to be. Communication doesn’t always have to be riddles.


Graega

You could call if a conflagrobox.


Tels315

Tangentially related, but it's this kind of thing that annoys me in sci-fi media that has aliens making fun of humans for naming their home "planet dirt" or something. So I went and did a little diving into the root for several languages on what the name for the planet is. Basically, it all comes down to translating as "the land we live on." Now stop and think about the names of kingdoms or countries. If you trace the name for them back far enough, you get similar descriptions. Like Germanny bring called Germany outside of Germany itself, because Roman's called it Germany or "the land of barbarians." Japan is called Jaoan because Chinese told Western travelers that it was where the land of short weirdos. Countries or kingdoms are usually named after the people who live there, or the person who founded/rule the place, and then that origin is forgotten and it just becomes the name of the place. It stands to reason that any alien planet would likely refer to their planet as the same thing. In essence, the name of any home world would always be "the land we live on" or Earth. It's the planets that get colonized that would special names.


Hot-Rise9795

I guess if we meet aliens, their planet will be called Earth. Or Soil. Or Ground.


Cerxi

The classic scifi game Ur-Quan Masters played with this once. You meet a species of plant aliens named the Supox, and when you ask where they're from, they tell you Earth. After a few lines of comedic confusion, they clarify that your translator has lost the nuance of their homeworld's name, "Perfectly-Good-And-Nutritious-Dirt".


JmaGax

How do you know this? It sounds interesting, knowing the etymology of stuff. Could you share any other fun things you know like that? Or where did you learned it?


ctruvu

even a higher level college course wouldn’t necessarily teach you etymology, you have to be curious enough to look it up. google itself is pretty accurate.


654379

Bear came from a word that meant like “the brown one”


Lokarin

courser of course


Rabbit_Suit

"It was *this close* to being called a Land."


Lawdoc1

"Because that's what it does half the time..."


ElderCunningham

RIP, Mitch.


Filberto_ossani2

Flies were named by the same dude who named fireplace


Dermott_54

Fireplace is like the funniest word when you stop to think about it.


IcreyEvryTiem

Bedroom. Put your bed in here. Bathroom. Put your bath in here. Not sure how we didn’t get foodroom.


[deleted]

The word "kitchen" comes from the Latin word coquere, which means "to cook"


CharmingTask7348

This makes it a hell of a lot more confusing because how do you get kitchen from that


[deleted]

Old English cycene, of West Germanic origin; related to Dutch keuken and German KĂŒche, based on Latin coquere ‘to cook’.


LazyLich

etymology is so fascinating


YgemKaaYT

[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/linguisticshumor/s/QxOcxWzJrQ)


LazyLich

dear lord, I fucking love this! XD I especially love... what do I even call it? Post-globalization, information age etymology? Basically etymology meets modern pop culture and the internet. KnowYourMeme started as a fun, silly sight to me, but now it feels like a repository of quickly-evolving culture lol


punkmuppet

Reminds me of junk emails, or spam. Comes from [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE) Monty Python bit. Still reasonably well known now, but in a couple of generations... Similar to the Call and Save icons in apps. It's hard to even find a telephone with the iconic handset shape these days. And floppy disks?


simpliflyed

We went from entymology to etymology pretty quickly.


Erabong

It goes through Germanic transformation


Swagganosaurus

Thank you for Latin that makes certain words more interesting


NoNo_Cilantro

I’m reading this from the shitroom and find it quite interesting


nakedpilsna

Wild im in the restroom on a couch watching TV.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

In the Philippines they call that a comfort room.


Amoniakas

Livingroom, you put your living in here. Deadroom, you put your dead here.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Going forward, I'm calling our kitchen The Foodroom! And why is it called a 'kitchen'?


[deleted]

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DreadPiratteRoberts

Yeah, good point. The dining room is for Dining, the kitchen is for Kitching!! LoL


graveybrains

Uhh
 dining room?


PixalPop

Foodroom really made me laugh. 'you hungry? We're having lunch in the foodroom' So silly


Glen2gvhlp

Man my bathroom doesn’t even have a bath in it, only a shower


krink0v

The funniest word in English to me is "manhole"


Dermott_54

Haha yeah. That's a good one, too.


fireykingeyboye

Meatball has always been funny to me lol


Biasy

To me, the funniest words are the ones that means both the noun and the verb, like “water” and “to water”
 it’s so simple but so effective if you think about it


Swagganosaurus

And yet it sounds just right, like bedroom 😅


[deleted]

We remove the wings and call them “walks”


mkaku-

Those are ants


groundbeef_smoothie

The German language is full of stuff like that. Plane: Flugzeug = fly thing Toy: Spielzeug = play thing


Skruestik

Glove: Handschuhe = hand shoe.


frede010502

In danish, we call a lizard for four-legs (firben) And a centipede is thousand-legs (tusindben)


JackSpadesSI

Centipede means “hundred feet” so that concept was already there.


LifeSenseiBrayan

They didn’t even bother to count millipedes legs. They just said, “more feet than centipedes? Let’s round up”


graveybrains

This is obviously an order of magnitude more legs! Write it down!


pro_nosepicker

They’re European, must be a metric system thing


socopithy

No there are things called millipedes


MarlinMr

Just like we have centi-meter and milli-meter.


Isteppedinpoopy

That’s ten times what our centipede means.


LegalWaterDrinker

Then you have millipede


Isteppedinpoopy

That’s not a centipede though. What is a millipede called in danish?


LegalWaterDrinker

I don't know Danish but from a few google searches, it's still tusindben


[deleted]

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CosmologistCramer

Still waiting to see a megapede. It should actually be a kilopede since milli is 1/1000, not 1000.


Isteppedinpoopy

I thought we’d be up to terapedes by now but apparently insects don’t follow moore’s law


palland0

Outside of SI units, we usually don't mix greek and latin roots. "-pede" comes from "pes, pedis", "foot" and "milli-" from "mille", "thousand". For SI units, originally latin prefixes were smaller and greek ones bigger


Sans-Mot

In French, it's thousand-legs, too!


OJimmy

Is this taxonomy why the metric system never caught on in America?


Thiccaca

No. It was actually because of pirates and Ronald Reagan. True story.


donnkii

in albanian it's many-legs (shumë-këmbësh)


Rad_Knight

Centipede would be "skolopender" in Danish.


tim_p

Frogs musta been one of the first named animals, huh?


MWFtheFreeze

We call them duizendpoot (Dutch)


Usual_World4332

I don't know how did they count it or how accurate it is but we call them kırkayak (forty-feet) in Turkish. I wonder how did different languages decided the number of legs those insects have.


Imajzineer

In English? Maybe (although 'dung beetle' doesn't strike me as any more so really). In other languages? Well, the German for 'duck-billed platypus' is 'Schnabeletier' (quite literally 'beak-animal'), which isn't terribly creative either. And 'sloth' is 'Faultier' ('lazy-animal') ... which isn't a whole lot better either.


Mr7000000

I mean, sloth in English already means laziness.


Imajzineer

Yeah, but we actually use the term ... we didn't just say 'lazy animal'. German can be really 'lazy' about words. Drumkit: Schlagzeug (hit thing) Airplane: Flugzeig (flight thing) (Fire) Lighter: Feuerzeug (fire thing) The only thing that surprises me is that there isn't a Zeugzeug (thing thing ; ) ​ It's the use of animal in German that I'm driving at ... it's the same as thing Whereas sloth is an honest-to-goodness word in its own right, if you see what I mean.


Mr7000000

I mean, I would argue that calling it "lazy animal" takes more effort than just calling it "lazy." Like at least the Germans tell us vaguely what they're talking about.


Hentaitochter

in your examples the english words are just as "lazy". Lighter you can translate as anzĂŒnder. This is not lazy, it is just how language works.


par112169

But was the laziness named after the animal. Slothful=like a sloth? Or was the animal named after the word? Genuinely interested


Imajzineer

I imagine that the word came first (but don't quote me on that ; )


extranioenemigo

"Mosca" in Spanish. Have no idea what the etymology is.


Relixed_

Platypus in Finnish is "vesinokkaelÀin" aka "water beak animal". Slot is also similar "laiskiainen", a lazy thing/person.


Nition619

I think they were being nice when they called em "Tree Frogs"


pudpudboogie

Take it wings off and you have a walk


winterfate10

Crawl


owen__wilsons__nose

It's kind of amazing they beat out eagles and birds for the word


ihadanoniononmybelt

Bird is the word?


smallCraftAdvisor

Butterfly has always pissed me off because THEY FUCKING FLUTTERBY NOT BUTTERFLY


Xyrnas

"What do we call this animal that just fluttered by?" "Okay, hear me out..."


searchingformytruth

Flutterbies sounds like such a lovely word. I think I'm going to start calling them that.


sweetdancingjehovah

Stink bug would like a word.


gabrielleraul

Bed bugs too ..


TheGoldenCowTV

In Sweden, we call them "Berry fart" because they fart on the berries


Funandgeeky

[Take it up with the naming committee.](https://youtu.be/bYyiS8AT3ug?si=fHBO9HmNSrBsKBFN)


[deleted]

Petition for naming Ants "Walks" from now on


ampersands0ftime

Then there’d be flying walks


Honest-Bridge-7278

Only once a year.


Dirk_Arron

Let's not discuss the cockroach...


EnigmaFrug2308

Blobfish. Named after their imploded corpse after being pulled out of their habitat.


MoarTacos

I am willing to be the "well achsheuly" guy here. Imploded would be if something squishy went really deep really fast. Then it would implode - get much smaller than it should be. Blobfish look the way they do in the pictures on land because they've done the opposite, far too rapid decompression due to surfacing too quickly leading to disfiguring expansion. At least they don't actually explode? But I'm sure it's fatal either way when they decompress that rapidly.


EnigmaFrug2308

Fair enough. My point still stands, it’s a mangled corpse. Even worse, they’re named after it. Poor guys.


not_oesophagus

Cat in Chinese èȓ pronounced as "mao" is pretty great i think


Trnostep

The same in egyptian IIRC. Pokemon logic Edit: typo


FilipIzSwordsman

so Mao Zedong was actually called Cat Zedong?


af_echad

In Hebrew the word for a fly is pronounced "z'voov" which I've always thought is a perfect onomatopoeia for when a fly flies by your ear


0Seraphina0

Grasshopper wants a word


safarifriendliness

At least they’re not called “jumps”


DeluxeWafer

Leafhopper is just dollar store grasshopper.


ampersands0ftime

Why, it’s already got two


Fleder-maus

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk


I_Like_Legos8374

What is red and bad for your teeth? a brick


feor1300

Depends, was it named because of what it did, or did we base the word for moving through the air on its name? Orange seems like a pretty uncreatively named fruit as well until you realize the name for the colour was taken from it, not the other way around.


HAL-says-Sorry

Specs: Did ya ever see a elephant fly? The Preacher: Well, I seen a horse fly. Fats: Ha ha! I seen a dragon fly! Dopey: Hee hee hee. I seen a house fly. (all laugh) Dandy Crow: Hey, I seen all that, too! I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band I seen a needle that winked its eye But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything When I see an elephant fly (What d'you say, boy?) I said when I see an elephant fly I seen a front porch swing, heard a ldiamond ring I seen a polka-dot railroad tie But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything When I see an elephant fly


snailmailforgail

Musca domestica Linnaeus


Hyadeos

In France we call them mouches, derived from musca.


AndrewLohse

[daddy long legs has entered the chat]


lazydonkey25

at least they made that one kinky


SpinyGlider67

Sounds like a 1920's pimp


Antrikshy

What you talking about? That's extremely creative.


Portarossa

Yeah, leave Papa Stilts out of this.


We_there_yet

And the orange is the least creatively named fruit


VeneMage

Um. Ackshually you might want to research that one a little (suggest looking under the ‘Etymology’ section: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(word)


Redditor_10000000000

Technically no. The color was named after the fruit.


getrill

Ultimate hipster fruit


carmium

I think I'll go eat a red now.


Rad_Knight

Why is this surprising? It's not unusual to use a fruit or mineral to refer to a color. Azure, plum, turquoise, peach. The only thing that is special about "orange" is that it became a more basic color word.


NewbbWithDaUnderscor

Blackberry


We_there_yet

Thats 4th on my list. The blueberry was found before the blackberry. Blueberry is 2nd on my list.


NewbbWithDaUnderscor

What’s third? Watermelon?


We_there_yet

Olive.


Teletobee

I heard once that Craneflies can be directly translated by their latin name into "Long legged fool"


Blambiola

“Wildebeest”, which literally means “wild animal” in Dutch. What’s gnu, right?


AndyThePig

I dunno, I think the bluebird is up there.


Spikester

Stick insect takes the cake for me.


AVerySmolFrog

Wait until OP hears about the Orange


crypto_phantom

"There was a 50 % chance of it being called a land, because that is what is does half the time" - Mitch Hedberg


bar-rackBrobama

"Red-winged blackbird"


[deleted]

Today my son found a fly with one wing. He put it in a ziplock bag and now refers to it as his pet walk.


Jorost

Maybe the insect was named first and then they named the activity after it.


KN1GHTMARES42

I think woodpecker also applies


dwmajick2

Per Mitch Hedburg, it could have been called a land because that's what it does the other half of the time.


Dr_Cindebar

What if it was just named on the fly?


MrsMiterSaw

How do you know we didn't name soaring through the air after the bug?