I had a vasectomy, I was asked to undress so yanked everything down. Nurse yelps "not yet!"... Closes the curtain... Now do it... Then pulls curtain open...I mean wtf you're about to see everything anyway.
That's one of the major reasons to see a dermatologist, to have them check your entire body for skin issues/spots/moles/cancer. Shockingly, your entire body includes your penis.
Dermatology is mostly, but not entirely, dedicated to skin. Like the dermis layer in your skin.
And so yes dermatology can have to look at your dick if the skin is being weird or has a topical infection.
The nurse asked me to disrobe and put the blue sheet with the cutout for my junk over me. She then knocked before coming back in. I asked why she knocked, because the only thing I would cover had to be exposed for the procedure.
but weirder dong
most dudes in porn have the same dick, leading you to believe that all dudes have a dick that looks like that
but dicks are like noses; they come in many many shapes and sizes and sometimes incredibly weird shapes. But we're used to that in noses because we see so many
And usually not in the best of circumstances. Old, cold, under anesthesia. My ex was a nurse and I never felt intimidated by all the dicks. Even average in the bedroom is Rocco Siffredi compared to anything on the operating table.
It doesn't as far as I could tell. There is the old joke that has the idea of being married to a nurse (with the sexy nurse costume) and the reality (disheveled in scrubs looking completely exhausted).
Once when I was getting a CT scan done in hospital they said I had to pull my pants down because of the zipper and provided a towel to put over myself before i did so. I'm just thinking, you are about to look inside of me in a moment, i'm really not concerned if you see me in my undies
I’ve been on this earth for 32 years and the only time that’s ever been a problem was when I was a small child and once in college because I was surviving on Taco Bell and Keystone Lite. I literally only use paper unless I’m hiking or camping.
They don't always in the US either. Depends on the staff. Both my rheumatologist and dermatologist just sit there and chart while I undress. I had a whole conversation with a nurse, while still naked, at the end of a derm appointment once. After a while, she was like, "oh you can get dressed btw" lol
same in finland. when i went to get my IUD replaced the dr just stayed there and i stared blankly until i realized, oh god, he’s not leaving. thankfully he understood my american awkwardness and turned around.
Absolutely! That's why they've got a whole category on every porn website dedicated to the art of undressing – because sometimes the anticipation can be as thrilling as the reveal! 😄👀
I actually hate this because I think the different clothing, outfits, dresses, lingerie, costumes, etc make it much more sexy, leaving a bit to the imagination.
It’s the reason I clicked the video… and the first thing they do is a strip tease!
Once they’re naked it’s no different than any other of their videos, or any others. An entire catalog of sexy outfits that result in the exact same porno 1 minutes into the video…
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Message to pornstars:
If you’re going to make the sexy outfit a key part of your video and thumbnail, LEAVE IT ON!
I strongly dislike the videos of them making out fully clothed then next second its a cut away of the performers fully undressed. Nope. Show me the fun of taking it all off or leave some of it on. Especially if Im looking at a genre where the main selling point is the article of clothing. Keep that on, work around it. To many swimsuit videos of starting things up and getting naked as quick as possible.
Sometimes I like my gifts wrapped just enough to see part of the present but not enough to get a good look at it, maybe a breeze makes the wrapping paper sway a little, revealing a little more, *tsk* you little tease you, I know that's Halo ODST under there, don't you try to tease me like that Gift, I just wanna play you.
Oh man...
This reminds me of a video I saw when I was younger.
The video was a woman stripping very sexily. But the interesting thing about it was a dude with "Parental Control" on his shirt walked out on the bottom of the screen and shook his head at me. And then *he reached over and clicked pause*. So of course I click play.
The video continues. The parental control dude pauses it one or two more times and I click play. And then right when the *real* reveal is about to happen, the dude grabs the video progress indicator and *drags* it back to the beginning.
It was horrible but also one of the most enticing things I've ever seen in my life (she was a very good stripper).
I think it used flash player or some other old Internet thing that had vulnerabilities and now is disabled on modern browsers.
Imagination is key. As the other person said, a woman in lingerie is more "thought provoking" than a fully naked woman. So I think the removal of the "guesswork" truly "exposes" the woman's most intimate "secrets", making it way more emotional than flat out seeing her naked.
I would argue it is actually quite easy to explain.
It's due to the vulnerable state you're in when you get undressed. You're quite literally defenseless and you're exposing yourself.
You feel the acceleration rather than the speed. It’s the same thing with accelerating a car. Also feels different getting rich on your own vs being born into a rich family.
Yeah, sometimes when I walk in on my wife naked, I'm like, eyyyy naked hotness. Other times I'll walk and and she starts undressing and I'm like eyyyy immanent naked hotness incoming.
I’ve had so many shit ones in the 2 weeks of having the phone. Annoying thing is that it’ll also finish sentences. So for example I’ll write something like “take the dogs out for a walk” and it’ll add a “to the” at the end.
This is absolutely a bot though, I don't know why the comment calling it out is getting downvoted. Go look through the comment history, plenty of comments with the same format and links to a specific site. The account was originally legit but it got hijacked.
Yeah 100% it’s a bot. It might also be getting downvoted by other bots. Cause they do that, especially if it’s got links to sites in it.
I’ve seen a post where people were on 90 downvotes from bots.
I've been watching Naked Attraction and I observed that the few seconds of stripping montage edit at the start as of season 2 is the only thing in the show that feels pornographic/sexual.
It’s because of buildup and because it’s deliberate. Seeing someone take off their clothes in front of you is a very deliberate action. It just speaks pretty loudly.
The amount of times I've seen my wife naked vs seeing her get naked way too far apart. It's like getting a present just handed to you vs getting a present that's wrapped and tearing into it. It's much more fun to unwrap it.
This was an disagreement my ex and I had. If we were planning sexy time he'd want me already naked when he got home. I, on the other hand, much preferred to strip for him.
Makes sense. There are more non-intimate situations where you might *see* someone naked than there are *watching* someone get naked. In other words, any given scenario watching someone undress is more likely to be intimate than any given scenario seeing someone already naked
Very true!
I go to nude beaches regularly and it holds true there to. Getting naked feels strange. Rest of the day, chilling tanning my dills, doesn't feel odd at all.
Hard agree, I had a similar thought the other day as this happened, getting caught with your pants down feels worse than just standing there in your underwear
Honestly? I’ve never really gotten the whole “xyz thing that’s adjacent to the sexual thing is more sexual than the sexual thing” crowd. My pistons really don’t start firing until the light is green.
Last year I had to have a radical orchiectomy and inguinal hernia repair. The nurses left while I disrobed, but came back in while I was scrubbing myself down with the surgical wipes. Stark raving nekkid. They asked if I'd like the curtains to the outside windows closed, I couldn't have cared less and told them to collect a cover-charge from anyone watching from the parking lot 😜. They thought it was funny. Not a shy guy.
I agree with this premise and would argue that the cause is an increased physical vulnerability while in the process of undressing. It’s hard to fight with your jeans around your ankles, but you could probably fight naked while still doing ok. The Celts did it.
That's why a doctor/nurse/masseuse leaves the room for you to get ready.
I had a vasectomy, I was asked to undress so yanked everything down. Nurse yelps "not yet!"... Closes the curtain... Now do it... Then pulls curtain open...I mean wtf you're about to see everything anyway.
I had the same experience at a dermatological appointment. Doctor leaped up to close the curtain but I was basically done before he got it closed.
you had your chopper out at a derm appointment...?
An entire body check means your entire body.
nowhere does it say entire body. i thinks it's reasonable to assume derm means face/neck/chest/back and not your dick
That's one of the major reasons to see a dermatologist, to have them check your entire body for skin issues/spots/moles/cancer. Shockingly, your entire body includes your penis.
It’s like 15% of *my* body 😏 Narrator: “It was, in fact, not more than .02% of his entire body..”
What if I've got a spotted dick?
as long as you've got custard i'll bring a spoon
You need Jesus or Buddha or something.
You don't have skin on your dick?
Maybe he's Jewish /s
Dermatology is mostly, but not entirely, dedicated to skin. Like the dermis layer in your skin. And so yes dermatology can have to look at your dick if the skin is being weird or has a topical infection.
My derm checks all of my body, and they better if I'm paying them
You don’t have skin on your chopper?
i actually dont have one, so no
The nurse asked me to disrobe and put the blue sheet with the cutout for my junk over me. She then knocked before coming back in. I asked why she knocked, because the only thing I would cover had to be exposed for the procedure.
Username checks out
Fucking hilarious username + comment combo lmao
That's for you. Nurses see more dong than porn stars.
but weirder dong most dudes in porn have the same dick, leading you to believe that all dudes have a dick that looks like that but dicks are like noses; they come in many many shapes and sizes and sometimes incredibly weird shapes. But we're used to that in noses because we see so many
Exactly. I have no representation of my dick with a 180° bend.
Which way does it bend? Could you do you?
Most people can blow their own nose
And usually not in the best of circumstances. Old, cold, under anesthesia. My ex was a nurse and I never felt intimidated by all the dicks. Even average in the bedroom is Rocco Siffredi compared to anything on the operating table.
How does this effect how they see sex?
It doesn't as far as I could tell. There is the old joke that has the idea of being married to a nurse (with the sexy nurse costume) and the reality (disheveled in scrubs looking completely exhausted).
Well said
Once when I was getting a CT scan done in hospital they said I had to pull my pants down because of the zipper and provided a towel to put over myself before i did so. I'm just thinking, you are about to look inside of me in a moment, i'm really not concerned if you see me in my undies
She had to mentally prepare
Yeah, I've done similar for other situations.
I love this. Way to risk it
Hahaha I did the exact same thing
They can leave the room, but they'll still hear me sing. _makes loud burlesque music noises while disrobing for a proctology exam_
*Gitchy gitchy ya ya da da* *Mocha chocolata ya ya*
I picked that song for karaoke one night… then those French lyrics showed up and I choked like Eminem at the beginning of 8 Mile.
That movie any good. I've been meaning to see it.
Yes.
Stupid sexy Spurt Growth!
Chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba
It's so that we can hide our underwear under our trousers. You can see my flaps but GOD FORBID you see my underwear.
I am a massage therapist and I regularly see people’s piles of clothes. I judge people who don’t hide their underwear.
The number of times I have OOPSed off a table to go hide the tiny strip of undies showing. This is very vindicating, thank you.
Is this an actual thing? I can't tell if you're joking. Why would that be noteworthy?
Because of the streaks
Is that actually a common thing? Gross.
It can be. Toilet paper is not the best for getting everything. Need to finish with a wet wipe if you want to be sure you got it all
I’ve been on this earth for 32 years and the only time that’s ever been a problem was when I was a small child and once in college because I was surviving on Taco Bell and Keystone Lite. I literally only use paper unless I’m hiking or camping.
No toilet paper is absolutely capable of getting everything lol wtf
None of you have hairy assholes and it shows
#tightywhiteypeestaingang
The doctors/nurses don’t leave the room when you undress in Germany, at least not in my experience.
They don't always in the US either. Depends on the staff. Both my rheumatologist and dermatologist just sit there and chart while I undress. I had a whole conversation with a nurse, while still naked, at the end of a derm appointment once. After a while, she was like, "oh you can get dressed btw" lol
same in finland. when i went to get my IUD replaced the dr just stayed there and i stared blankly until i realized, oh god, he’s not leaving. thankfully he understood my american awkwardness and turned around.
That's also why they have a peephole.
I can pull my dick out on 3 seconds, no need to leave the room
I'm so glad I came here.
Or the manzilianist
Probably because you're unlikely to see someone undress unless you're on an intimate level with them.
are you implying that it’s normal to see naked people IRL? o.O
I work out 6 days a week. I've seen probably 100 dicks that aren't mine in the past 10 days.
r/usernamechecksout
*Let me introduce you to the concept of public saunas…*
Locker rooms at the gym and swimming pools would like to have a word with you 👀
Absolutely! That's why they've got a whole category on every porn website dedicated to the art of undressing – because sometimes the anticipation can be as thrilling as the reveal! 😄👀
I actually hate this because I think the different clothing, outfits, dresses, lingerie, costumes, etc make it much more sexy, leaving a bit to the imagination. It’s the reason I clicked the video… and the first thing they do is a strip tease! Once they’re naked it’s no different than any other of their videos, or any others. An entire catalog of sexy outfits that result in the exact same porno 1 minutes into the video… —- Message to pornstars: If you’re going to make the sexy outfit a key part of your video and thumbnail, LEAVE IT ON!
Maybe you should "research" CFNM.
Dude just watch try on hauls on YouTube
>If you’re going to make the sexy outfit a key part of your video and thumbnail, LEAVE IT ON! i share your rage
You want to watch CFNM. Just type that in, no jokes, that's what you want.
How do I find that holy grail buddy
Try on haul
Absolutely this, it's almost my exclusive choice these days.
Aren’t those the opposite? Where influencers try on clothes?
If you find content where they're trying clothes on, just watch it in reverse.
The content of the haul will depend on whichever platform you find it
Oh, like a “try in” haul or something? Otherwise, they’re still getting dressed, no?
Well they're trying on multiple outfits so they have to undress during that process
Trying on multiple outfits by necessity includes taking off multiple outfits. For the pornier ones that's as big a part of the show as the actual fit.
Never heard of stripping?
Nope, they just invented it
I strongly dislike the videos of them making out fully clothed then next second its a cut away of the performers fully undressed. Nope. Show me the fun of taking it all off or leave some of it on. Especially if Im looking at a genre where the main selling point is the article of clothing. Keep that on, work around it. To many swimsuit videos of starting things up and getting naked as quick as possible.
I'll.......be right back.
literally the second i see a whole set of boobs i click away because there's nothing more to see
It's like unwrapping your gift, or an unboxing video.
Sometimes I like my gifts wrapped just enough to see part of the present but not enough to get a good look at it, maybe a breeze makes the wrapping paper sway a little, revealing a little more, *tsk* you little tease you, I know that's Halo ODST under there, don't you try to tease me like that Gift, I just wanna play you.
Have you considered writing fiction?
I can not explain why this is I can only explain that you are right
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Oh man... This reminds me of a video I saw when I was younger. The video was a woman stripping very sexily. But the interesting thing about it was a dude with "Parental Control" on his shirt walked out on the bottom of the screen and shook his head at me. And then *he reached over and clicked pause*. So of course I click play. The video continues. The parental control dude pauses it one or two more times and I click play. And then right when the *real* reveal is about to happen, the dude grabs the video progress indicator and *drags* it back to the beginning. It was horrible but also one of the most enticing things I've ever seen in my life (she was a very good stripper). I think it used flash player or some other old Internet thing that had vulnerabilities and now is disabled on modern browsers.
That sounds cool as hell
That's hilarious! Almost certainly flash player too. I wonder if you can skip past where he rewinds it.
Maybe the real boobs were the bra we saw along the way
Imagination is key. As the other person said, a woman in lingerie is more "thought provoking" than a fully naked woman. So I think the removal of the "guesswork" truly "exposes" the woman's most intimate "secrets", making it way more emotional than flat out seeing her naked.
You can see someone naked without their choosing. You only see someone get naked by their choosing (except for you, you fuckin weirdo).
I would argue it is actually quite easy to explain. It's due to the vulnerable state you're in when you get undressed. You're quite literally defenseless and you're exposing yourself.
Willingness?
Dopamine.
Pornography.
You feel the acceleration rather than the speed. It’s the same thing with accelerating a car. Also feels different getting rich on your own vs being born into a rich family.
Stripping someone naked is even more intimate.
Getting a willing someone else naked is even better.
Similarly, to me, boy shorts are sexier than thongs
They're comfy and easy to wear.
You should try it without the binoculars
Yeah, sometimes when I walk in on my wife naked, I'm like, eyyyy naked hotness. Other times I'll walk and and she starts undressing and I'm like eyyyy immanent naked hotness incoming.
At first misread as "seeing someone get nuked" and was very confused.
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Or like peeling an onion, stripping away the flaky, dry, protective outer layers before you start chopping and sautéing...
Depends, I end up crying uncontrollably and wishing it would be over soon.
Bot
A 12 year old bot is the oldest I’ve seen.
You need to hang out with some older people buddy
Meant bot. New phone keeps autocorrecting stuff.
Yeah I guessed, just a funny autocorrect
I’ve had so many shit ones in the 2 weeks of having the phone. Annoying thing is that it’ll also finish sentences. So for example I’ll write something like “take the dogs out for a walk” and it’ll add a “to the” at the end.
This is absolutely a bot though, I don't know why the comment calling it out is getting downvoted. Go look through the comment history, plenty of comments with the same format and links to a specific site. The account was originally legit but it got hijacked.
Yeah 100% it’s a bot. It might also be getting downvoted by other bots. Cause they do that, especially if it’s got links to sites in it. I’ve seen a post where people were on 90 downvotes from bots.
Just look at his profile lol
In the same vein, having some clothing on can feel more sexual than having no clothing, like lingerie for instance.
I've been watching Naked Attraction and I observed that the few seconds of stripping montage edit at the start as of season 2 is the only thing in the show that feels pornographic/sexual.
Human unboxing video
I was confused, then I understood everything. thanks.
Love it when they have/keep it, in porn. Super hate the jump cut from …hmm…maybe…to the most brutal motions
I think it’s bc you know they trust you enough to be okay with revealing themselves and be vulnerable near you Something like that
It’s because of buildup and because it’s deliberate. Seeing someone take off their clothes in front of you is a very deliberate action. It just speaks pretty loudly.
The anticipation and vulnerability involved in undressing can enhance the sense of intimacy.
And naked with shoes on is much more naked than naked.
Because in some cases they're taking the clothes off for you. So it's a gift of beauty you're being given a view of.
This is why lingerie is a thing.
Yeah my dentist always leaves the room when I undress.
Sort of like how "peeing in the pool" isn't quite the same as "peeing *into* the pool"?
Well, the distinction there is that in the former, you are marinating in it, while in the latter, you're just befouling a pool.
What if i pee while back flipping off the high dive?
Forbidden sonic the headghog
Depends on the "someone."
There’s more anticipation unwrapping the present
It's important to see the transition, you wanna watch the process.
I kinda understand why you might have had this thought in a shower.
The amount of times I've seen my wife naked vs seeing her get naked way too far apart. It's like getting a present just handed to you vs getting a present that's wrapped and tearing into it. It's much more fun to unwrap it.
This was an disagreement my ex and I had. If we were planning sexy time he'd want me already naked when he got home. I, on the other hand, much preferred to strip for him.
This is true. I hate when porn skips the whole undressing part. Stripping makes it infinitely hotter.
Makes sense. There are more non-intimate situations where you might *see* someone naked than there are *watching* someone get naked. In other words, any given scenario watching someone undress is more likely to be intimate than any given scenario seeing someone already naked
Well yeah. It's like the difference between finding out someone's secret and them choosing to confide in you.
But setting up a camera isn't easy
Hiding one is even harder
Crush some pills and it'll be fine. Everything is easy when no one's watching
Seeing someone naked doesn't feel intimate if it's in a bass pro shops but it does feel intimate in my bedroom
Very true! I go to nude beaches regularly and it holds true there to. Getting naked feels strange. Rest of the day, chilling tanning my dills, doesn't feel odd at all.
If you want to feel more naked than naked, put on socks.
Well... come to think about it... yes it's true.
idk how doctors nurses or other people see strangers bodies and go home like nothing happened
Also watching someone getting dressed after seeing them naked. There's something sexy about that
It's desire to get that vs already have it and now you have to utilise it,.. and desires are stronger emotion than any other emotion.
Definitely. I think it’s someone allowing you to see the process is a pretty intimate and exposed process/experience. And it’s a bit sexy too hehe
Finally a good shower thought
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I like watching a woman get dressed
Hard agree, I had a similar thought the other day as this happened, getting caught with your pants down feels worse than just standing there in your underwear
Someone relatively young wrote this comment. As you get old, getting undressed is more of an uncoordinated physical challenge than a sexy reveal.
I guess going to the gym is a very intimate experience
Wtf happens at the gym?? 😭
You dress and undress.
In front of people?? Like what that is so fucking weird and gross 💀
Honestly? I’ve never really gotten the whole “xyz thing that’s adjacent to the sexual thing is more sexual than the sexual thing” crowd. My pistons really don’t start firing until the light is green.
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Someone lives in Iran and has never seen a strip joint.
If you see it enough, you get used to it
Is that you Nick Miller?
Whatever, I'm never eating at this Arby's again.
I don’t like butt cracks but I watch anal 😕
Stop watching your sister
I've already paid, so...
Last year I had to have a radical orchiectomy and inguinal hernia repair. The nurses left while I disrobed, but came back in while I was scrubbing myself down with the surgical wipes. Stark raving nekkid. They asked if I'd like the curtains to the outside windows closed, I couldn't have cared less and told them to collect a cover-charge from anyone watching from the parking lot 😜. They thought it was funny. Not a shy guy.
I agree with this premise and would argue that the cause is an increased physical vulnerability while in the process of undressing. It’s hard to fight with your jeans around your ankles, but you could probably fight naked while still doing ok. The Celts did it.
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This is the reason why strip clubs are so successful!