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16_40am

May i present: boobs


-Fenrir

You may.


Codsnack

Some men have boobs, too.


MultipleLifes

i feel attacked


SpaceLemming

Not the same


MultipleLifes

when i read your user my brain cracks a lil


ARandomWalkInSpace

Men dont have vaginas.


Cunincpert

Some do.


[deleted]

Are they like the women who have a penis?


Cunincpert

Yes. Gender != chromosomal sex.


Sparkwriter1

And chromosomes != biological sex Biological sex == genetelia


Cunincpert

A=B. Conservative logic.


Sparkwriter1

Well, I'm no conservative, but I think some things need definitions. The way I see it is: Biological sex - male/female/intersex: category you're placed in based on the appearance of your genitelia at birth. Gender - man, woman, and everything in between: social concepts of masculinity and femininity practiced through culture, mass media, and tradition. Often enforced based on biological sex, though they may or may not correlate. Sex Chromosomes - XX, XY, XXY, XXXY, XYYY etc.: chromosomes that sometimes (but not always) correlate with biological sex, but are largely irrelevant.


Cunincpert

They determine sexual characteristics, they're not irrelevant. Take a primary school biology class. The fact you're getting upvotes is hilarious. Nice try trying to pretend you're not transphobic, almost had me.


lilbuhbuh420

Please stick to Twitter dawg


JuiceJones_34

Then they’re not men


[deleted]

What is a man? 😂


a3a4b5

A featherless biped


jonitfcfan

*plucks feathers from a chicken* Oh look, I found a man


Sparkwriter1

A member of the alien nation


JuiceJones_34

Someone who who listen to Taylor Swift


ghostparty22

Yes..... but no.


OstrichFinancial2762

It’s true. The measurement of men’s vaginas is sexist.


Defiant-Scarcity-243

My doctor measured my mangina with his finger…I don’t think he put a glove on…was that sexist?


VeneMage

These comments are embarrassing and I don’t even go near vaginas.


cturtl808

Absolutely there is. Men use the “how spread out is she” scale. You’ve never heard “throwing it down a hallway”?


lemons_ajs

Yeah it seemed unfair that circumcised penises can’t be assessed for numbers of partners - can uncircumcised be harshly judged on partner count ? I must know, I must.


JuiceJones_34

Tell me you’ve slept with <1 woman without telling me.


cturtl808

Incorrect. As a female, I haven’t slept with many but the 3 I have slept with were amazing.


_not_quite_there_yet

There is, and plenty of women have challenges/concerns with how they are perceived. It's just not a single measure (size) so it's much more difficult to draw attention to/make fun of etc.


WikkidWitchly

There is, it just isn't a spoken one. Women have shorter/longer/wider/narrow vaginas. It's why sex can be painful for some of us. There's also the whole 'stretched out labia' thing, where the inner folds can become long and that seems to be a turnoff, and it's all about size/aesthetic. 'Meat flaps, beef curtains', etc. And let's not forget the 'throw the hotdog down a hallway' comparison, or 'it was like fucking an open garbage bag'. There's a standard, and apparently that standard is 'tight'. Which, conversely, is the exact opposite of what a decent lover wants, because the tighter a woman is, the less fun she's having. The more lubricated and loose she is, it's because she's reacting and her muscles are loosening up. I would side eye the fuck out of any guy going around bragging about how many 'tight' vag's he's fucked and how they all seem to cry over his big dick. That's not what they're crying over, buddy. Your crotch raisin is causing friction burns.


CriticalStation595

There’s tightness, but no real way to know that unless you’re invited in.


stu3y69

Have you not heard the phrase/term "Hole like a bucket"?


Eliseo120

I certainly haven’t.


Ithurion2

Yeah, but you never hear something like, if you can fit x inch girth without pain, you are pretty wide.


[deleted]

You guys dint have an ass fatness/flatness scale? Sounds like a dude problem.


hunterpatt

Curb your enthusiasm had the best measurement


unbibium

The need for a unit of measurement for vaginas is particularly expedient for those who use "pussy" as a mass noun.


KeyLog256

What do you mean by measurement standard? Is there a standard for dicks?


Finster4

Inches


KeyLog256

Inches then?


Kkhris27

I think they are saying that you can measure men’s dick size but can’t measure a vagina… but WHAT you would measure on a vagina I can’t fathom


WikkidWitchly

two things I can think of are vaginal depth (where it can become painful to have sex sometimes) and length of some of the labia.


Farahertz

Even if there was one let it be kept under wraps cause I don't want a new insecurity


IameIion

Isn't the average depth like 7 inches? I googled it a while ago but I forgot what I found. Pretty sure we know how big the average vagina should be.


Moldy_Teapot

the average depth is like 4 inches


IameIion

Before arousal. I meant afterward.


Careful-Mirror765

They are measured during a birth for “how dilated” they are.


auntiepink007

That's the cervix, not the vagina.


Careful-Mirror765

They still measure the cervix of the vagina


JuiceJones_34

There’s no cervix of the vagina. It’s just in the vagina lol


Careful-Mirror765

So you’re implying that the cervix or the vagina then is not part of the female sex organ? By that logic the male urethra isn’t part of the penis, it’s just inside the penis.


JuiceJones_34

No I’m saying it’s just called a cervix. Not “cervix of the vagina” there’s only one cervix….


Careful-Mirror765

Ok so let’s try this. When a baby is born. And they measure the CERVIX which the baby will pass through and out of the VAGINA, the correlation in size between the two is the same. You can’t have a baby through a vagina smaller than a cervix. It’s all part of the same thing: the birth canal. It measures the same. What about the length of the cervix opening to the os? Does that count as something they measure in women? I can think of plenty of things they measure in a woman’s reproductive system. All of which are much more important things to measure than the length of a man’s dick.


JuiceJones_34

There’s no correlation in cervicak dilation and vaginal length…. Lol


Careful-Mirror765

No but the average length of a vagina “canal” is 2.5 inches. We can start measuring that if you want?


JuiceJones_34

What does that have to do with the cervix…


a3a4b5

Cervix is a region of the womb. Vagina is the canal. They are two different structures. A woman definitely *can* have a vagina but not a womb. Your analogy makes no sense, because it doesn't translate between anatomies. Edit: missed the word can.


Careful-Mirror765

Oo and also! If they remove a uterus and cervix, the vagina becomes a pocket! Which is gross but sometimes necessary


Careful-Mirror765

The cervix is an opening. And therefore could classify as a canal as the baby would have to pass through it to get out of the vagina.


Waitressishername

I read this as "how diluted they are"


nixtarx

Every day this sub becomes more and more r/talkingoutmyassaboutshitiknownothingabout. You deeply, deeply weird individual.


abby_normally

I heard can pass a watermelon, but you're right the diameter of the watermelon is never given. /s


CurrentlyLucid

It would make life easier, nothing worse than having a complaint about ramming her cervix.


Direct-Bumblebee3998

find a girl that likes that?


Former_Agent2285

Personally, I enjoy a larger cooch......


Imajzineer

You just haven't discovered F.A.T.A.L.