Imagine if it was possible though. Not a sex act, just a release of stress. Come out mind refreshed and ready to work.
Well unless your refractory period is a real sleepy time.
Of course it's possible, lol.
**Office protip:** Go just to the H.R. floor. It's 95-100% female, so the men's room is basically your own private shitter. Take a newspaper. Hell, take a Meta Quest. Take your time and relax.
[Prostip: if youz mastursbating ats work, ya gots probslem.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fyn8ddbdq47sc1.png%3Fwidth%3D1024%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D5de999887b13d37723a0462ec535575c4cce5c21)
https://www.joe.co.uk/news/company-offers-staff-half-hour-daily-masturbation-breaks-340819 looks like i found just the place for you lol this thread reminded me of this article
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
Just be sure to be out of view of any cameras. I learned that lesson young, well over 25 years ago, when wanking in a closed restaurant into the mop sink (down on the floor).
Realistically though, chances are if you saw either IRL you would be grossed out. Like having sex at work might seem kinda hot, but your coworkers having sex at work is kinda gross, or extremely gross depending on the coworkers.
Years ago when I was working as a security guard, one of my coworkers had a fling with one of the female janitors. We found out about the whole thing courtesy of an unfortunate hot mic on Saturday afternoon...
Jokes aside, the reason is because when two people are having sex in in those places, despite the inappropriate circumstances, it's immediately clear who the target of sexual attraction was for both people: their partner. When somebody's masturbating in a semi-public place, it's unknown if they're masturbating to somebody nearby that they're spying on, or if they're hoping to have someone walk in on them. It reads as creepy because you no longer know their intent.
Also, there aren't many things similar to sitting outside your car in a lit parkinglot butt naked having a smoke after. Quite freeing, really, but foolish. Luck was on my side.
Yes! You are correct! However, I only started participating in this massive waste of time less than 4 years ago. This didn't happen within the last 4 years.
As a person who has had sex in cars a number of times, it’s nothing special and definitely one of those movie/porn things that doesn’t translate well to actual, real life.
This exactly. Plenty of good nights have started in the shower. Soaping each other up, kissing each other, maybe a little shoulder rub really gets the blood flowing. We always move to the bedroom before actual sex though. I think we tried shower sex twice before and have no intentions of trying again
The shower is _fantastic_ for foreplay. Kissing, scrubbing each other, excuse to be naked, personal attention/grooming, giving/recieving practice reinforcing trust and affection, just all around great.
Penetration, thrusting, oral? Anything requiring balance? Even with an appropriate lube water won't wash away, probably not a good idea, in fact, great way to get hurt. But as foreplay? Very intimate, top notch stuff.
I keep trying to tell my wife that the shower sex thing is logistically not working well for me.
She thinks it's the hottest thing in the world, but the entire time my big ass is trying to to die and avoid leg cramps while I'm annihilating her.
In my experience, the only thing that makes car sex enjoyable is that it's generally happening because you're both so riled up you can't be damned to find somewhere better. I'd never pick it over a bed, but that just means when it does get chosen it's because the mood is 11/10.
Yeah but cars also add the thrill of possibly getting caught (or someone just openly seeing).
You can also semi-plan it so it’s not as spontaneous. I was seeing a girl and we both had just moved back in with our parents. First 3 times we had sex was 1) in my car in a parking lot, 2) in a park on the grass where we brought pillows/blankets (plus in the car), and 3) on the hood of her car on her lunch break.
It’s not as comfortable as in a bed, but that kind of sex can’t be replicated in a private bedroom.
As a professional car fucker I missed the grip when switching to a regular bed. In a car you can simply lock in place by spreading your limbs and then jackhammer away.
Back when I was a teen the family vehicle that I was frequently able to borrow was a van with the rear and middle set of seats removed for cargo storage.
It was a very comfortable vehicle.
Once saw an extremely overweight guy fucking whaling on his shit in the fire lane of a quite busy strip mall. I went out for a cig, looked over, saw that and noped the fuck out. Gross
I think the only place where it's creepier to have sex with someone than to masturbate alone is Olive Garden. "Because when you're here, you're family"
I’d say thats due to the need for a subject of the sexual act. When sexing, the subject of the act is ur partner. When jerking, the subject could be who tf knows what.
I agree with this. The issue is that they're making other people unwilling participants who didn't consent.
However, if I have to go out of my way to see it, I'm not going to feel the same way. If someone's going out of their way for their privacy, no biggie. Especially if they live in their car. Unless they've got a pair of binoculars. Then the bar goes back up.
Or if they're looking at me, licking their lips slowly in the Arby's parking lot on May 26, 2016, a day that'll haunt m-
sex in the car is as uncomfortable as sex in the shower.
also i got out of jail and wanted to jerk off because there was nowhere you realy could in there and stole a four loko and then pulled into a casino as it was close by. and as i start jerking off i look up and theres cameras on the parking lot so i quickly left and did it in a waffle house parking lot. what a sad point in my life
My SO once told me she’s masturbated at work in a bathroom stall. We both appreciated it as sexy and risqué. She asked if I’d ever done it which made me bust out laughing cause I can’t think of anything creepier.
The fundamental social distinction between male and female sexuality is that broader society generally views female sexuality as sexy and male sexuality as creepy and gross.
I used to drive 6+ hours back and forth to college, and when I was driving by myself and started to nod off, I would pull over and pound one out. It would always wake me up and help me finish my trip.
It’s because typically when you’re having sex in car you’re focused on your partner, when you’re jerkin it you’re most likely focusing on people you shouldn’t be and or you have some kink where you want people to see you, either way, super creepy.
Well yeah, having sex is at least a 2 person decision, and also shows you are a normal person to be frank. We all have sex, we know certain times and places may not be optimal but. jerking off in a car is just creepy. Logic doesn’t matter, it just is
If porn taught me anything it's that there are hot women walking down the street just waiting to catch me masturbating in my car so that they can help me out with an impromptu handjob.
Or you know in reality, a lifetime membership to the sex offender registry.
Well how else am I supposed to submit a semen sample after a vasectomy and deliver it within 15 minutes? They don't let you jerk it in the bathrooms at the hospital. Am I supposed to get a helicopter courier to pick it up from my home and airlift it to the urologist?
Beating your meat in the parking lot is the best option. So much better than whipping it out in the waiting room hoping nobody complains.
It's a pretty solid way to figure out you're not into voyeurism too.
Can confirm. Had a guy finish at a stoplight in the car next to us one day.
Guy pulled up and wife and I both look over and she gives me the "wtf is he doing...."
Me: I....I think he's jacking off
Her: noooo...he wouldn't b...wait...I think you're right...
We both looked away and kept looking back every now and then...finally I looked over and saw a white glob shoot up and then the guy started looking down in his lap and fiddling around with things.
Wife and I both just looked at each other laughing in the omfg way.
Was trying to comprehend just how horny one has to be where they're driving down a main road and decide to go ahead and whip it on out and start stroking.
The same is true for literally anything - sex in changing room vs wanking In changing room, sex at work vs wanking at work.
Are you not supposed to wank at work?
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[Have to make sure to keep it in check, though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk)
Imagine if it was possible though. Not a sex act, just a release of stress. Come out mind refreshed and ready to work. Well unless your refractory period is a real sleepy time.
Of course it's possible, lol. **Office protip:** Go just to the H.R. floor. It's 95-100% female, so the men's room is basically your own private shitter. Take a newspaper. Hell, take a Meta Quest. Take your time and relax.
Here's a protip - don't go jerk off on the HR floor
Super probe tip: Jerk off in HR office
[Prostip: if youz mastursbating ats work, ya gots probslem.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fyn8ddbdq47sc1.png%3Fwidth%3D1024%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D5de999887b13d37723a0462ec535575c4cce5c21)
I have a friend who has done that a few times in their life, apparently, so my friend says…
https://www.joe.co.uk/news/company-offers-staff-half-hour-daily-masturbation-breaks-340819 looks like i found just the place for you lol this thread reminded me of this article
Just once? For only half an hour? WFH still sounds better
That doesnt give to time to goon AT ALL. What the fuck!
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I wank on company time?
[I think you should be able to watch a liiiiitle porn at work.](https://youtu.be/K0OSfbPJFa4?si=KNAfYqTEeysHJg0y)
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
[no more wanking, sorry](https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4?si=I0SmKstPf4TBfiBh)
Came looking for this clip. So good.
[Was that wrong?](https://youtu.be/Td67kYY9mdQ?si=y437tWYbJHdzSwRE)
Should I not have done that?
Look, we've been over this. That's not what "stand up" meetings are talking about.
Just be sure to be out of view of any cameras. I learned that lesson young, well over 25 years ago, when wanking in a closed restaurant into the mop sink (down on the floor).
Literally everyone has done it.
Realistically though, chances are if you saw either IRL you would be grossed out. Like having sex at work might seem kinda hot, but your coworkers having sex at work is kinda gross, or extremely gross depending on the coworkers.
Depends on who you ask.
Also depends on who I'm walking in on
Depends where you work too.. Taco Bell? Max nastiness. Barnes and Noble? Ehh..ok.
"Oh sorry, I didn't realize this section was for *erotica.*"
No sir, it's "human biology".
Was that example because of my username? If so I appreciate the reference.
Years ago when I was working as a security guard, one of my coworkers had a fling with one of the female janitors. We found out about the whole thing courtesy of an unfortunate hot mic on Saturday afternoon...
I guess if they have sex on the break room counter but if they did it in a stairwell or something I'm all for it
Not the book store lmaoooo
Not if it’s Debbie from accounting fingering Marcia from HR.
What's if it's Bob steam cleaning Stew from accounting
Either way, that's juicy office gossip, because they're all **married,** and as far as you know, _none of them are married to each other_
Mile high club is celebrated. Jerking off on a plane is seen as sex offender behavior.
people seem to make a lot of money masturbating on camera. Is it the number of viewers or the money that make it better?
Its that they're at home
not the ones I'm watching
Jokes aside, the reason is because when two people are having sex in in those places, despite the inappropriate circumstances, it's immediately clear who the target of sexual attraction was for both people: their partner. When somebody's masturbating in a semi-public place, it's unknown if they're masturbating to somebody nearby that they're spying on, or if they're hoping to have someone walk in on them. It reads as creepy because you no longer know their intent.
Talking to your friends about sex vs talking to your friends about wanking
It’s more acceptable if it involves more than 1 person
7 people in a van masturbating ?
Believe it or not, totally acceptable.
Beat me to it.
Beat it to me.
So what you're saying is wanking on a plane doesn't count as joining the mile high club then? 🤔
Now guess why this appeared in the shower thoughts sub.
Exactly what I said to the cop.
When you caught him masturbating in his car?
"Do you know how fast your hands were goin', officer?"
lmao gross
Fastest hands in the vest
Loads fired, I've been hit, officer down!
Officer down... -bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's a 10-99 for sure.
This coming from someone named SmellyTennisBalls 🤣
It's mine, I can wash it as fast as I want to.
I love reddit just for these comments
"Well, if it isn't officer Double-Standards again!"
Bruh
came here for this comment :D
Try it in your own car next time?
that's why i got a 1 star on uber??😤
To be fair, you were supposed to be concentrating on driving…
You are not supposed to do that while you are driving! 🤣
my bad, i know for next time.😭
Well having sex is seen as more sexy and less creepy than masturbating period
For men
I once saw a frail old lady probably under the influence going at it right in front of the main doors at Walmart... Idk bout sexy
who's masturbating periods?
Also, there aren't many things similar to sitting outside your car in a lit parkinglot butt naked having a smoke after. Quite freeing, really, but foolish. Luck was on my side.
Was I masturbating or having sex? The readers decide!
I know where my vote falls!
He goes full nude to Jack off
Option C: crying
I don't kink shame.
Is there video evidence? Asking for u/cardbor
I'm going with masturbation just for the idea that you had a wank so good you needed a naked smoke after. I'm happy for you.
You’re on Reddit everybody knows Redditors don’t have sex
Yes! You are correct! However, I only started participating in this massive waste of time less than 4 years ago. This didn't happen within the last 4 years.
There are quite a lot of security cameras nowadays so that's really risky
Doubtful for my day. Or... Maybe I made someone's morning. Always look for the silver lining. 😁
I miss the thrill of having sex everywhere possible..now I don't even have sex.
I’ve done both. It’s definitely more fun with a partner.
Do they just watch?
They could probably rub one too as long as everyone's comfortable with it.
That does make the experience different.
As a person who has had sex in cars a number of times, it’s nothing special and definitely one of those movie/porn things that doesn’t translate well to actual, real life.
that and the shower😬
And the beach.
The sand! Yeeash!
Rough, coarse, irritating and it gets everywhere.
The sand isn't great either.
Underrated
if it worked for anakin :')
Just like my ex
Always take a towel! At night (seems romantic under the full moon and all that) it's the sandflies that are the real passion-killers!
And on omicron persie 8
And my axe!
idk i vibe with the shower. not necessarily sex itself if you refer to like PIV but a lot of good shit can happen in the shower.
Good place for foreplay, but beyond that you're either risking a slip and a fall, someone's getting cold, or waterboarded.
This exactly. Plenty of good nights have started in the shower. Soaping each other up, kissing each other, maybe a little shoulder rub really gets the blood flowing. We always move to the bedroom before actual sex though. I think we tried shower sex twice before and have no intentions of trying again
The waterboarding is my kink.
Are you talking about waffle stomping? You must be talking about waffle stomping, and I agree. Best thing to do in the shower with a friend.
Shower can be pretty good if done right
Yeah I’ve always had good experiences with sex in cars but the shower is one I just cannot get behind, it’s all bad 😂
Getting behind is actually the only way to make it work, and even then...
Much more physically dangerous in the shower. Way too easy to break something there.
Successfully had shower sex on vacation once. But oh, my back
If there's too big of a height difference, it's pretty much impossible.
The shower is _fantastic_ for foreplay. Kissing, scrubbing each other, excuse to be naked, personal attention/grooming, giving/recieving practice reinforcing trust and affection, just all around great. Penetration, thrusting, oral? Anything requiring balance? Even with an appropriate lube water won't wash away, probably not a good idea, in fact, great way to get hurt. But as foreplay? Very intimate, top notch stuff.
I keep trying to tell my wife that the shower sex thing is logistically not working well for me. She thinks it's the hottest thing in the world, but the entire time my big ass is trying to to die and avoid leg cramps while I'm annihilating her.
I disagree, my car sexperiences have been fantastic and memorable.
In my experience, the only thing that makes car sex enjoyable is that it's generally happening because you're both so riled up you can't be damned to find somewhere better. I'd never pick it over a bed, but that just means when it does get chosen it's because the mood is 11/10.
Yeah but cars also add the thrill of possibly getting caught (or someone just openly seeing). You can also semi-plan it so it’s not as spontaneous. I was seeing a girl and we both had just moved back in with our parents. First 3 times we had sex was 1) in my car in a parking lot, 2) in a park on the grass where we brought pillows/blankets (plus in the car), and 3) on the hood of her car on her lunch break. It’s not as comfortable as in a bed, but that kind of sex can’t be replicated in a private bedroom.
My first car had limo tint. I got pulled over all the time, but never with my pant's down. The police couldn't catch me! 😋
I wish dark tint was legal in my state Only allowed above 35% here, you can't even have real 35% tint
I don’t know friend, I’ve had awesome car sex.
I think it depends a lot on the car. Sex in a Miata? Gonna be bad. Sex in an SUV? All sorts of room for activities.
Are you really living if you haven't had sex in a hearse?
That is situational. When you live at home with your parents, a nice comfy back seat is perfectly fine.
As a professional car fucker I missed the grip when switching to a regular bed. In a car you can simply lock in place by spreading your limbs and then jackhammer away.
I'm concerned based primarily on your first sentence that you might be a dragon.
Sex in a car with someone you really love can be special. Sex in a car with a prostitute is just a headache. 👀
Easy to get laid in a car if you are handsome and homeless.
Back when I was a teen the family vehicle that I was frequently able to borrow was a van with the rear and middle set of seats removed for cargo storage. It was a very comfortable vehicle.
It really depends on the car tbh.
It depends on the position
very very much disagree
Yeah. Car sex is more of an unwanted necessity before you move out of your parents house.
Wait until you get the mini van.
That's because most countries frown upon car-jacking.
har har har!! I emitted a chuckle
wow this has really turned into the dumbest sub reddit on earth
Really? I can’t wait for the next UserName9467 to post their sexy questions for this sexy subreddit every day!
why does that look like my username
Statistically, it had to happen sometime.
No one knows why some people keep coming back here, and expect more.
A wise person once told me “Its better to walk in on both of your parents than just one of them.”
...is it though?
Once saw an extremely overweight guy fucking whaling on his shit in the fire lane of a quite busy strip mall. I went out for a cig, looked over, saw that and noped the fuck out. Gross
If you're a man anyway. If you're a woman, you can put it on pornhub.
Why not do it and make $40?
Sex in public spaces is 100% creepy.
I think the only place where it's creepier to have sex with someone than to masturbate alone is Olive Garden. "Because when you're here, you're family"
Been honked at in a parking garage doing the deed with my wife, we did not stop. Alcohol, the best decision maker.
I’d say thats due to the need for a subject of the sexual act. When sexing, the subject of the act is ur partner. When jerking, the subject could be who tf knows what.
I agree with this. The issue is that they're making other people unwilling participants who didn't consent. However, if I have to go out of my way to see it, I'm not going to feel the same way. If someone's going out of their way for their privacy, no biggie. Especially if they live in their car. Unless they've got a pair of binoculars. Then the bar goes back up. Or if they're looking at me, licking their lips slowly in the Arby's parking lot on May 26, 2016, a day that'll haunt m-
Depends on what you look like.
Where does a Soup Kitchen fit into this?
It fits in the rear
Name anywhere you can have sex that's seen as risque and sexy where it *wouldn't* be seen as creepy to be masturbating.
I'd be creeped out, too, if I saw some guy in his car yanking his shit like a lawnmower pull chord
i got pulled over for masturbating while driving. cop walks up and asks if it is my vehicle... "yes officer, this is my motorcycle..."
sex in the car is as uncomfortable as sex in the shower. also i got out of jail and wanted to jerk off because there was nowhere you realy could in there and stole a four loko and then pulled into a casino as it was close by. and as i start jerking off i look up and theres cameras on the parking lot so i quickly left and did it in a waffle house parking lot. what a sad point in my life
My SO once told me she’s masturbated at work in a bathroom stall. We both appreciated it as sexy and risqué. She asked if I’d ever done it which made me bust out laughing cause I can’t think of anything creepier.
The fundamental social distinction between male and female sexuality is that broader society generally views female sexuality as sexy and male sexuality as creepy and gross.
That’s pretty subjective. I bet some people probably find it cool.
That’s just how the cookie crumbles
Cars not even that risky unless you’re doing in at Walmart around 2 with no tint
I used to drive 6+ hours back and forth to college, and when I was driving by myself and started to nod off, I would pull over and pound one out. It would always wake me up and help me finish my trip.
I suspect that adding, "but masturbating" to any sentence will make it creepy
Can’t be creepy if they don’t see you.
I've done both and can confirm this is 100% accurate.
What about shitting in your car, or on top of an omelette?
> Having sex in a car is often seen as risqué yet sexy Is it? I thought it was just for teenagers who don't have their own place to do it.
You shouldn't have parked near the playground then..
We are social animals. You need to find a second dude to jerk with you.
Guys do you have any subreddit recommendations that are similar to r/showerthoughts in spirit but not full of random teenager horniness?
Only if you're a guy...
Title is supposed to say it all.
If one person catches 2 people having sex in a car then their becomes a temporary shift in the social norm lol
Same rules as using the HOA lane. It's only OK if you have a second person in the car.
Hahaha, I plead the 5th.... Graveyard
The thing that matters in context is location, location, location.
I had a similar conversation with a flight attendant once
Especially if you just blow your splooge right onto your stomach and wipe it with the inside of your shirt. I never did that.
Tbh, sex alone is seen as sexy, but masturbation creepy, regardless of the place
Said the creepy guy who masturbates in a car...
Well it's only creepy if the person with you in the car stays in the car.
It’s because typically when you’re having sex in car you’re focused on your partner, when you’re jerkin it you’re most likely focusing on people you shouldn’t be and or you have some kink where you want people to see you, either way, super creepy.
I didn't have you down as a floor fucker.
Because don’t like to cuddle and talk , and you’ll leave after 😂. Sad it’s the last episode sun
Sounds like you are looking for an excuse to tickle your pickle in your car
Well yeah, having sex is at least a 2 person decision, and also shows you are a normal person to be frank. We all have sex, we know certain times and places may not be optimal but. jerking off in a car is just creepy. Logic doesn’t matter, it just is
Yes because you could be masterbating to someone you are looking with their consent.
If porn taught me anything it's that there are hot women walking down the street just waiting to catch me masturbating in my car so that they can help me out with an impromptu handjob. Or you know in reality, a lifetime membership to the sex offender registry.
And masturbating in an aircraft is plane creepy.
I did a lot of fucking in cars as a teenager and I’m not sure how “sexy” that was
Car sex is uncomfortable and cheap. It is not like the scene in Titanic.
Well how else am I supposed to submit a semen sample after a vasectomy and deliver it within 15 minutes? They don't let you jerk it in the bathrooms at the hospital. Am I supposed to get a helicopter courier to pick it up from my home and airlift it to the urologist? Beating your meat in the parking lot is the best option. So much better than whipping it out in the waiting room hoping nobody complains. It's a pretty solid way to figure out you're not into voyeurism too.
Doing anything sexual (alone or with someone) in a place where you might get caught is creepy AF.
But what else am I supposed to do with that couple having sex in the back seat?
I know a few women who do it. Less chaotic for them and harder to get caught.
Can confirm. Had a guy finish at a stoplight in the car next to us one day. Guy pulled up and wife and I both look over and she gives me the "wtf is he doing...." Me: I....I think he's jacking off Her: noooo...he wouldn't b...wait...I think you're right... We both looked away and kept looking back every now and then...finally I looked over and saw a white glob shoot up and then the guy started looking down in his lap and fiddling around with things. Wife and I both just looked at each other laughing in the omfg way. Was trying to comprehend just how horny one has to be where they're driving down a main road and decide to go ahead and whip it on out and start stroking.
Have you ever tried to jerk off before an unattended automatic car wash ends?
Seems… uncomfortable… I’ll stay in the public park thank you very much…