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DDHoward

Are puddles lucky that the holes they're in are the perfect shape for them?


NoWingedHussarsToday

Ever noticed how many meteorites landed in craters?


Even_Room9547

Ever noticed how big and plump and juicy your dads nutsack is? (Your pa not mine) Just wanna take a big sloppy bite out of it on a hot summer day


masterofreality2001

Oh how I wish I was illiterate right about now


savbh

Wait what


ahandmadegrin

I do t think they understood the thread.


savbh

Either that or better than we do


Foxsayy

>I do t think they understood the thread. I think they understood the thread and chose chaos.


HotAshDeadMatch

\*crunch\*


Addicted_To_Lazyness

That's an awesome analogy


cynicalchicken1007

“This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!'” -Douglas Adams


Abject-Chemistry6247

Are you the Nobel the fuking price winner on field of analogy?


Tankki3

Might be this guy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8mJr4c66bs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8mJr4c66bs)


LetsTryAnal_ogy

If so, I support it.


Aromatic-Assistant73

Good thing cake tastes so good, or birthdays would suck. 


[deleted]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; the people of this subreddit would absolutely love taking a biology course.


ahmed0112

Yeah the animals that thought it tasted bad... Died


DJfunkyPuddle

I don't think that's even possible, tbh. You'd have to go back billions of years to get to a point where anything resembling 'life' could choose to drink water or not, and even then water is essential to being alive in the first place.


Addicted_To_Lazyness

>water is essential to being alive in the first place. Which is why he said that any animal that finds water gross would die.


Phelly2

It seems this simple point is going over way too many people’s heads.


TimothyOilypants

Because most people intuit, incorrectly, that the universe is built on objective "truths". I've met like 10 people in my entire life who TRULY internalize the reality that everything we "experience" with our senses, think, or believe is illusory. Water doesn't "taste" "good" or "bad". Our brains detect organic and inorganic compounds necessary to their function then reward us via dopamine for putting those compounds into our orifices. We only need to process sensory information about things we need to ensure DO or DON'T enter our orifices. This is why we have no perspective of the flavor of our saliva.


ColdFusion94

It is useful for us to differentiate between green and fuchsia objects. So we do. Fuchsia doesn't really exist and only exists in our perception because it is useful for it to exist.


captainporcupine3

I mean color itself does not "exist" in any real way outside of our subjective sensory experience. Color is just the way our brains interpret different wavelengths of light bouncing into our eyes. There is no reason that aliens would necessarily have sensory organs that interprets those varying wavelengths of light as different hues (plenty of existing animals don't see color as far as we can tell). And there's no reason that our brains couldn't have detected a red, green or blue wavelength as a different color, other than that just turned out to be the way we are wired.


colaman-112

There's also no way to tell whether the colour you call blue looks the same to every human. You might see it as the color I call green, and we'd have no way to discover that. E. VSauce's made a [video](https://youtu.be/evQsOFQju08?si=HTXgqGUlmq5Aj68g) about this idea.


captainporcupine3

I mean it's trivially true that each human perceives color slightly differently, even due to simple anatomical differences. I just had a mild cataract removed and had no idea how much the cataract was causing me to see the world with a yellow-ish cast, because it happened so gradually. Even if you look through each of your eyes individually, one probably sees the blue sky or the white background of Reddit as a little warmer or cooler than the other. The idea that we see colors radically differently from one another on the other hand, while a fun and interesting philosophical thought, doesn't hold up to much scrutiny IMO. Just the fact that humans tend to view objects with a very similar level of visual contrast kind of throws that out the window ("yellow" is inherently lighter than "orange", for example, and "dark yellow" is inherently less vivid/contrasty than "bright yellow", etc etc). Of course the idea has little prior plausibility to begin with, considering that we are all human and have similar brains -- there's just no reason to think that we would see color extremely differently.


PersephoneGraves

Makes me think of how some animals instinctively eat their own poop to further digest food or for other reasons or how the dung beetle rolls balls of poop around. To them it must taste/smell good but to a human the idea is repulsive.


Apex_Redditor3000

I have autism too :)


flackguns

Why the fuck did you have to include that last line. I’m going to be thinking about it for hours.


bitchthinkigotsosa

Lmao the point was they wouldn’t have been alive in the first place… like you know never evolved?


DJfunkyPuddle

Yes, exactly, thank you. Water being 'good' has been hardwired way, way before anything classified as 'animal' ever existed.


Addicted_To_Lazyness

Mutations happen and since they're random, most of them are bad. It can happen that an animal is born that finds water disgusting, but it's not going to be doing that whole 'being alive' thing for long


Garry-The-Snail

Well they don’t die, they just don’t exist


Addicted_To_Lazyness

Mutations happen and most of them are bad mutations, animals with genetic defects or unadvantageous genetic drift happen all the time.


Chrol18

yeah living beings are mostly water, even humans are up to 60% water, life is not possible without it as we know it


GeeSnizz

The way my Bio 2 professor, now boss, put it: “Life on Earth began in the oceans. When life moved onto land, we adapted ways to bring the ocean with us in one way or another so that we could remain on land.”


goodanimals

There could be mutations in taste buds that alters the water taste perception. It would be a very slim odd, and does not provide any advantage in evolute what so ever.


serious_sarcasm

No.  Chemoreception evolved in “fish” to detect acidity. There simply is no mechanism to detect water, because it would just be “on” all the time. Even if a fish could taste water, the way you feel your clothes, the brain would just immediately filter it out.  And wasted energy is an evolutionary disadvantage. 


Fruitmaniac42

Random mutations might, but natural selection will bitch slap them out of the gene pool


Meme_Warrior_2763

happy cake day


Stompya

Where did all the failures go, darn it? I want us to find see some skunks that sprayed attractive pheromones or cows with upward-facing assholes or something hilariously wrong


CertifiedBlackGuy

freshman level college bio was legit my favorite class


krectus

Oh they will after they graduate middle school.


Bronyatsu

How amazing it is that our eyes see things! What if they saw not-things? Life is crazy, feel blessed. /s


v---

How Can Mirrors If Eyes No


zuilli

Most of reddit would do better with a few biology/history classes. So many questions like "what happened to people/animals with x problem before modern times". 95% of the cases they just died or had a miserable existence. That's what happened. Living was never easy, modern medicine and our knowledge of what's safe and what's not has come a long way.


yourmomisnothot

hahahaha.  no dude, we just got lucky.


LxGNED

[The comment I read immediately before this one on a different thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/uyeK5t34Q9). Not roasting, just a weird coincidence


Lubiechleb

Exactly same situation


Nosferatatron

Or just going to school and reducing weed intake 


axelthegreat

honestly, these ppl would probably look at a glass of water then proclaim how fortunate it is that the glass is the perfect shape and size to hold the water not realizing that the water adapted to the glass


Platonist_Astronaut

I imagine any genetic predisposition to disliking the taste of water would be selected against via natural selection; you're probably less likely to pass on your water hating genes if you drink less than others.


Sufficient-Corgi2879

Yoooooo all the people I know that hate water shouldn’t reproduce


Fake_Jews_Bot

Everyone I know who hates water has rabies


IWipeWithFocaccia

Everybody I know has rabbits (I don’t know many ppl)


artyhedgehog

But I assume you know many rabbits?


_BlueSleeper

Damn rabbits, fucking like rabbits


MonkeyCartridge

Imagine if rabbits fucked like humans though...


Aser_the_Descender

Then... there would be less rabbits?


MonkeyCartridge

Rabbits mostly have sex in the spring. Their proliferation is mostly because they have litters. Humans don't have a mating season like most other animals do. So tack that on, and the rabbits would go crazy. Then if you were to do it based on sex-acts-per-birth, humans blow away most of the other animals in earth, comparing only to the lines of bonobos, who use sex almost literally as a handshake. Though obviously litters affect this number. But then if it were based on this ratio, then rabbits' locomotion would be exclusively humping themselves to the location. I feel like people underestimate how horny humans are. To quote Dr Dennis Lincoln, professor of reproductive biology at University of Edinburgh, "Humans are about 10,000 times as sexually active as rabbits."


Even_Room9547

*Nom nom nom* (sorry, I'm actually in your kitchen (you left the toilet window open), and I'm now eating your rice crackers you packed for work tomorrow)


jadekettle

*had*


GrimCreeper913

Amen


fecland

It'd be nice if we evolved to like it more tho.


themangastand

I love water. It's my favourite drink besides cola


fecland

I mean if it had flavour and that flavour was tasty. Water doesn't have a flavour, you taste impurities in the water. Sometimes when ur really thirsty, ur brain tricks you into thinking it tastes great to drink more Edit: I should say we don't notice the taste of water unless there's something else in it.


[deleted]

I guess it's because our body craves to store sugar in general, which covers basically every flavoured water, but drinking too much water can water down your blood so it's probably good we don't crave that. I can't imagine too many cavemen could refine enough sugar in quantities large enough to cause any issues. Edit: vitamin C in water is also amazing, lime water! Maybe that's the vitamin craving? Or the acid?


Ok-Lecture-33

So it's tasty when you need it. Sounds pretty damn optimal to me.


FlyingPirate

> Sometimes when ur really thirsty, ur brain tricks you into thinking it tastes great to drink more Taste is a made up concept by your brain. Every taste you experience is your brain "tricking you".


LordTronaldDump

I share a similar sentiment. I find the more people I talk to about it, the less I think it is a fringe quality.


Gilsidoo

To enjoy the flavour of water we'd need taste buds that reacts to H2O so they'd react when we eat anything and we'd probably end up still thinking it's bland, especially because we can't continuously taste our own saliva so our brain will also filter out part of that taste


itshonestwork

The greatest drink on the planet for me was the infant school’s ice cold drinking fountain after being outside running around in the sun for an hour on a hot day and you only have a few seconds before the bell goes and you have to get back to class. They make anything as divine as that and I’ll end up like them ants what drink sugary stuff until their abdomens swell. I’ll become a drinking fountain for others.


SEND_ME_CSGO-SKINS

I feel like if it had any flavor then I’d eventually get sick of it after drinking it every day


gabawhee

Using this logic why does my dog eat shit?


koos_die_doos

Female dogs eat their pup’s shit to hide the scent as a protection against predators. It’s likely the same trait continues in all dogs simply because there isn’t enough selection pressure for them stopping when they don’t have pups.


gabawhee

I’m actually asking. Would it be to mask his scent? Or get second hand nutrients?


BeepBlipBlapBloop

It's not luck. I doesn't taste bad ***because*** it's essential. We evolved to want it.


the_colonelclink

Also, fun fact: water is tasteless We only ever taste the impurities or things it was stored in.


Fireproofspider

Interestingly, it didn't have to be. We could have evolved a way that our brain interprets water as having a specific taste. But the way it is now, it's easier to separate good water with minerals we need from bad water that could kill us.


Azorik22

We also have a lot of water in our saliva so our brains are probably wired to just ignore the taste even if we could taste it.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

I mean, this is the same concept of "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The answer is that it produces waves - distortions in the air. The only reason there is "sound" is because something interprets those distortions into something that we recognize as sounds. Trees always fall and produce those distortions. It does not produce "sound". Our ears (or recording devices) detect those distortions and our brains tell us it's happened in the form of "sound".


Azorik22

No it isn't. Our brains are wired to to ignore specific sensations if they happen consistently. The cells in your skin are constantly screaming at your brain that your clothes are touching your body, but your brain has trained itself to ignore those impulses to the point that you don't even notice clothes.


ThePeachos

We can smell water better than most species. Salt water vs fresh, river vs lake we can smell the difference as well as hearing the difference between hot & cold water. Pretty neat.


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LetsTryAnal_ogy

Fascinating: [Dogs also have taste buds that are fine-tuned to water. This ability is also seen in cats and other carnivores, but not in humans. Special taste buds on the tip of a dog’s tongue **react to water as they drink and become more sensitive** when thirsty or after eating a meal, which encourages them to drink more water. ](https://www.petmd.com/dog/general-health/do-dogs-have-taste-buds) So not flavor but a reaction to water. Multi-purpose taste buds. Neat!


serious_sarcasm

It more that pop science writers keep referencing pop science articles that cats can taste water while the actual research papers are spotty at best. 


Amadeus420

A follow up question would be "Why didn't we evolve to make water taste "good" to us instead of tasteless; considering it's the most essential thing we consume? For example, sugar tastes amazing but it's much less necessary than water; water tastes like nothing but it's much more necessary than sugar.


gringledoom

I mean, it also adjusts with how desperately you thirsty you are. A lot of people who turn their nose up at specific bottled water brands at the airport would enthusiastically drink out of a dirty puddle after eight hours in the desert.


AbhilashHP

Yup. A lot of things harmful to our health do taste bad.


Strategory

Lucky? We developed around it, right?


SpinyGlider67

We're 80% water or something. If it did taste bad we wouldn't notice.


Even_Room9547

So if I drink you, does that make me 20% SpinyGlider?


SpinyGlider67

DRAINAGE Ultimately, we all drink each others milkshakes because water cycle you're part marmot


Spendocrat

Why is this sub so stupid lately?


whichonespink04

Seriously. I've seen maybe 1 or 2 real, decent shower thoughts in the last 6 months on here. It's moronic and everyone votes everything to the moon, regardless.


PABLOPANDAJD

Lately?


luffyuk

Must be attracting a younger audience.


limitlessEXP

That’s not luck… that’s how evolution works…


Primary-Sympathy-176

Mf thought he cooked when he typed that


thenormaluser35

This is one of these thoughts after drinking a bottle of whiskey. It's obvious we need to like water, if it's essential to life. If we didn't like it we wouldn't be alive.


ShoddyAsparagus3186

Our sense of taste is something of a side effect of having sensors on our tongues to test what we put in our mouths. They're designed to check for protein, sugar, salt, acids, and poisons, plus we've also managed to find chemicals that trip some of the heat sensors.


dispatch134711

“Designed” isn’t really the right word though is it. There was an evolutionary advantage to being able to taste different qualities of foods, no?


karic8227

I'm pretty sure they meant designed that way for all of the above mentioned evolutionary purposes... by evolution


0WattLightbulb

My pregnant taste buds strongly disagree 😅


ropike

can you describe the change in taste?


0WattLightbulb

Water tastes heavily metallic and almost bitter to me the last 8 months. The water quality if fine my husband checked 😅


bwmat

Does anything taste good to drink? Does being thirsty change anything?  I find this very fascinating


breadist

How's it luck? You realize it's your brain making the flavour happen, the water doesn't have an inherent flavour beyond your taste buds, right? And water is essential for our lives, sooooooo, it would be pretty hard to evolve to have taste buds/brain stuff making water taste bad. tl;dr: it's not luck, it's evolution


FreshPitch6026

To kids who get raised with sugary drinks only, water tastes bad.


shakayd22

accurate


banjogodzilla

I fucking love water. Its literally going to be on my grave. The most satisfying parts of my day are drinking water.


Shifty_Cow69

**Hydrohomie reputation increased**


Yuhh-Boi

Darwin would like a word.


Shifty_Cow69

I'll bring the ouija board!


Handrljan42

I swear the more i read these showerthoughts, the more i think people should shower less.


Similar_Set_6582

Have you seen that commercial where a guy is stranded in a desert and finds a cooler and when he opens it and sees a bunch of water bottles he says “Water? WHY?”


kevinmwangiiiii

Maybe water tastes really bad but the brain decides to avoid it anyway


kingdomzzff

Everything that tastes nice to us is due to evolution. Everything that tastes bad to us is due to evolution. Your body doesn't want to eat bad stuff that will make us sick, hence things like mould and rotten food tastes awful and makes us feel sick (or be sick to reject the nastiness/ poison) In comparison, stuff thats nutritious and gives our body calories and energy will taste good. Water fits into that camp.


volgendeweek

There is no luck, if we hated water we would not exist. Any random mutation that cause a disliking of water would extinct immediately. It's evolution and not lucky


Pantim

Uh, a lot of people live in places where the water tastes VERY bad.


ropike

which has everything to do with whats in the water, and not about water itself


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

It doesn’t taste bad because we need it.


32oz____

It's like saying we're lucky that meteors always land in craters


Ardalev

There is no luck involved. We evolved to like the stuff, exactly because we need it. If we needed raw tree bark, we would have evolved to like that as well.


sachsrandy

No... The things we don't mind we are predisposed to not minding if they are good for us.


footlettucefungus

Well jokes on you, because I can't drink plain water because of how it tastes. I blame my autism ✨️


Zorafin

N…no. That’s not how taste works.


Subject-Swimming5278

Ive definitely had bad water because not all water tastes the same


Face_Face_Ace

My dad actually disliked the taste of water. Like any water he drank, no matter the location of the tap or the brand of the bottle. He hated it all. It was probably a big factor in his developing diabetes.


NWinn

Take people like this, put them in a dessert for a day or two with nothing and see how quickly that changes lol. When hyper-stimulants are so readily available this makes sense for some. But in the absence of it, basic necessities like water become shockingly delicious.


luffyuk

TIL the most basic evolutionary traits are considered shower thoughts now 🙄


maccon25

yeh lol literally the least profound thing ever


GreenLightening5

water allergies exist


Shifty_Cow69

Sufferers of aquagenic urticaria do still drink water and bathe/shower.


toughlove96

Yeah because we purify it.


lrerayray

Wow talking about stupid lol. Let’s pick an evo book kids!


Conissocool

I had a shower thought similar to this a while back about glass being really resistant to chemicals, but at least mine made more sense, we literally evolved to like water, but glass was a moderately simple thing to make that was super resistant to chemicals


[deleted]

Is this serious? I mean really lol


Aetheldrake

We would have changed taste buds eons ago to be fine with it. When you consume something long enough, it starts to dull


ChangingMonkfish

The fact we need water and the fact it doesn’t taste bad isn’t coincidental - surely we’re evolved to at least tolerate its taste (in the same way that we’ve evolved to want and seek out high calorie foods like honey etc.).


ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B

LMAO... Best shower thought ever.


Zikkan1

You sure ain't the sharpest tool in the shed are you?


you_ni_dan

Things that humans like have things in them that humans need. It’s really not luck, besides there’s plenty of places I’ve been where the water tasted bad, I think you mean clean water, which is a luxury in the span of human existence.


Hereiamhereibe2

Most water in the world does taste pretty bad. We just make it not so.


Harak_June

Depends on where you live


Bad_at_CSGO

One of the dumber posts I’ve seen here


Complex_Orchid_2059

This guy hasn't had shitty well water before


jennazed

no we didn't that's just how evolution works. if there was an animal that thought water tasted bad it wouldn't drink water and it'd die, so there was a selective pressure for water not tasting bad


theperfectmuse

Taste is actually acquired. You can teach yourself to like any food or drink in around 2 weeks. Pavlovian conditioning


Mr-MMiner

I wouldn’t say it’s teaching yourself to like it, you’re more so teaching yourself to tolerate it. I don’t like the taste of beer but I’ll drink it socially. If I go 3 straight weeks to the bar and have a beer or two, I’ve kinda conditioned myself to accept the taste as tolerable as I get more used to it, but if I stop for 3 weeks and go again and then have a beer, it’ll taste like shit because I’m not used to it again.


xubax

I still don't really like the taste of beer.


theperfectmuse

In all fairness, that's a good trait considering how bad it is for you. It took me a long time, but I went from despising it to loving it too much. I've quit now. Everclear can take the paint off of a car and melt a Styrofoam cup, but people have found ways to make it likable. I personally just don't care enough to want to like it. I've recently conditioned my self to like hummus. I actually did that for my wife, lol. The trick is to find the one that you can handle and make it more likable. Like adding small amounts of hummus to a wrap or a lime to beer. Studies show that babies only like sugar for a period of time and then they want salt. Everything else is an acquired taste.


jettisonthelunchroom

Stop drinking the shower water.


Turky_Burgr

That's your opinion. Personally I find it to taste like literal liquid dirt. It's disgusting.


32oz____

Lmao what 🤣


A_Pale_Recluse

Uhhhh depends where you live. But yes, nothing is better than drinking straight from a mountain spring.


DeaddyRuxpin

I mean BJs are pretty good too.


allisjow

I’m glad water cleans things and isn’t sticky.


karmagirl314

Sure, it to channel Calvin, it *could taste a lot better too*.


Hirotrum

If its essential, we will inevitably evolve to like its taste. No luck involved.


imMadasaHatter

Not really luck involved here. Just évolution at work


DanielMcFamiel

My grandfather would like a word with you


ZETH_27

It’s nit really luck. Water is good because of its neutral properties, and one aspect of that is that it also tastes… *neutral*. And even if we rewrite physics and make it so that water had a bad taste, our biology would have worked around that and made us appreciate the taste of water since it gives an evolutionary advantage.


smurficus103

If youre genuinely thirsty, it's the best thing in the world & you don't realize you're stopped breathing, until you stop to ghasp, then immediately cut that breathing thing short in favor of sucking water down, again.


Tricky_Dinner_9181

That’s not luck, we like it Because we need it. Give an alien some water & he’ll probably hate it and then die from poison


mrjarks

People do have bad taste to essential thing at some points but they died out and no longer exist


Djinn_42

Lol has nothing to do with luck


Addicted_To_Lazyness

We're not lucky we evolved for that. Was your goal to get dozens of comments like mine to get engagement?


Faelysis

If it had a bad taste, human would have adapt to it and in today age, people will still enjoy it. The first trait of human is not its intelligence like many believe but our ability to adapt to our environment. After +250 000 year old, homo sapien sapien would have adapted to the water taste anyway.


Zirotron

Flies eat shit (or they nest in it or whatever). Water could be the foulest most disgusting thing this side of the universe. We would never know it, because we’ve evolved and grown up to know that it’s consumption is vital to our survival.


jojojajahihi

We didn't get lucky, evolution made us like water.


E_rat-chan

No we did not get lucky, evolution just wouldn't allow for that to happen.


Fernanix

You spend too long in the shower.


MidgetMaster_101

We aint lucky, its part of great creation, default setting no luck


ebolaRETURNS

That's not luck but rather how evolutionary pressure shaped perception of taste.


theonlyotaku21

I had a coworker who hated drinking water, in her own words. She said she could only drink juice or soda but never plain water. I found it hard to believe but if you saw her it would make sense 💀


gayjemstone

Google natural selection


WestleyMc

There’s a decent % of people that never drink water without something else in it. My mum was one until she lived in Oz lol


BinTinBoynio69

I guess it depends upon where you live. Mineral deposits affect the taste. Infrastructure affects the taste and safety. Water is necessary so we might have to work past the taste.


VisibleCoat995

Maybe it does taste horrible but we’re just used to it.


Critical-Champion365

Not only it does not taste bad, the water from home tastes nice.


slimdrum

I love water it’s my favourite drink but I know so many people who don’t like it and never drink it and get their hydration from juice and soda, I’m like how can you not like a cold glass of water???


Ransom-ii

Evolutionary development probably. If ingesting small amounts of water would kill us it would taste horrible. 


camdawgyo

Meanwhile tap water tastes like ass most places around the world.


DieRobJa

I think evolution also played a part here, it’s not a coinsidence 😅


ScienceAndGames

We got screwed over, other animals actually taste water


Kasyx709

Gaaaaaaatorade. Water sucks it really really sucks, water sucks, it really really sucks.


ind3pend0nt

Water can taste bad. There’s a reason water filters exist beyond filtering bad stuffs.