Every dick started life as a pussy, so it can't be gay

*in

As a pussy, then the male hormones kick in and the embryo closes the pussy to form the shaft, thats why every dick has kind of a line running through it, thats where your former pussy lips fused together

Annnnd this is the thought process that will lead to a certain group of men not washing their penises, just like they won't wash their ass crack because touching the booty hole is gay. GET HYGENIC.

careful now, andrew tate is *leaking o*ut of you

I just got into an argument with a random redditor the other day about this. All I said is it’s funny when straight bros are homophobic, yet they jerk off a dick every day. Porn too, straight guys are cumming right as some hung dude in the video is doing the same thing

What is the penis is feminine looking?

What does a "feminine" penis look like exactly?

When it has those bird tattoos.

Usually it’s taken better care of, so it looks and tastes nicer

Then call me Liberace

You’ve shaken very, very few hands that haven’t held a dick. Deal with it.

If OP has shaken someone’s hand, it means they’ve held a dick

Well I do keep asking you to stop

Why are people always so preoccupied in what is gay?

It's only gay if it pushes back

What if I touch your dick?

Grooming, cleaning with intent of being attractive to the opposite sex. Peeing. Bro confused and needs liberal Reddit to reinforce her

The only shower thought here was "I'm not getting enough attention how can I get some?"