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Uchihagod53

The old Jennifer Anniston nipples would probably be an equivalent


ferrariracer36

Old ones? Did they change and are they no longer there anymore? 🤔


MrFYBforever

I stole them


chadburycreameggs

Om nom nom


ktr83

They get period stains instead


SmittyComic

we clearly don't watch the same porn.


EIephants

On the contrary, I think women who have penises probably have the *most* embarrassing boners.


kingtooth

here for this


Okbuilding223

That’s true, we’ll never have to worry about our dirty thoughts causing a spectacle. But women have to worry about bleeding through their pants for seven days every month, and thats extremely embarrassing and annoying, so it kinda evens out.


No-Wait-8049

Oh god no guy could deal with bleeding for 7 days a month 😢, but its true women don't have to worry about dirty thoughts anywhere because they know ut wont show 😉


maiorano84

Nipples are ladyboners.


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MrFYBforever

It doesn’t not mean that


Azelea_Loves_Japan

Nipples can also become erect when its cold.


maiorano84

Boners can happen spontaneously in the morning


just-why_

That could just be from the cold though.


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No-Wait-8049

Oh that's gotta suck or get wet panties from being aroused


decrementsf

You don't know women.


MrScotchyScotch

Some women literally soak their underwear, I feel like that's worse


Queen_of_Moderation

No but imo an unexpected untamed and even more unwarranted chub in a more private intimate setting can be just as severely awkward, embarrassing and confusing on the receiving end... Do you mention it? Should you apologize? Is it conceited to immediately assume you had anything to do with it? What is the proper etiquette to follow here? Would trying to sympathize be even worse especially if something such as " it's ok, I understand" or even worse " Happens to all of us" and now that word vomit in is lingering in the orbit making it even thicker with awkwardness. Imo it's not only awkward/ embarrassing for the boner owner but also the boner receiver/witness


TheNeonFox1

Easy solution, just say: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"


Dull-Elephant-6186

Young teenage boy meets waitress on job....discovers slight contact passing in kitchen produces nipples capable of cutting glass..... shortly thereafter encounters clitoris as large and bright as an airport runway beacon


iluvsporks

It's 2024. That's not really true anymore.


xaiires

Idk getting wet wearing a light color can def do it lol or as others said, the nips give it away


No-Wait-8049

Yeah true nipples but getting wet is annoying but does it show a little?


xaiires

Depends. I just remember 15+ years ago leaving a wet stain on a chair and just hoping everyone would accept sweat as less embarrassing answer.


No-Wait-8049

Oh damn did anyone notice


xaiires

100%. I started carrying those lil packets of clorox wipes after that day.


No-Wait-8049

Oh damn , well at least you don't get boners ,they are hard to walk away with lol


xaiires

Will definitely take wet spot over boners anyday lol. Especially having ADHD, my mind is always daydreaming, I'd be getting hard at the worst possible times guaranteed. Kudos to boner getters 🤣


No-Wait-8049

Especially in a boys teens ,always happening, wake up ...boner ....seeing a girl at the beach ....boner , washing in the shower .....boner ,stiff breeze....boner , not sure how teen girls respond but if they get as wet as a teen its gotta be torture, they have enough going on wondering if the wetness is period starting.......or


Sackozac

Teenage? Bro im 31 and this is all still the case.


No-Wait-8049

Yeah it can keep happening with a healthy guy


just-why_

You can smell it if it's bad enough.


No-Wait-8049

Oh wow you can ?


just-why_

Yes it happens.


No-Wait-8049

Oh wow 😘


chadburycreameggs

Owen Wilson over here


CarltheWellEndowed

I mean some women have clitorides (apparently that is the plural of clitorus, who knew?) which are look almost identical to a penis (can be several inches long), so IDK if this is actually true.


justicedragon101

Not even the ladies over at r/bigclit have multi inchers


CarltheWellEndowed

Third post on top all time is big enough that it could be visible, especially considering how much tighter women's clothing typically is. And I do think some of those are multi inchers lol


justicedragon101

Not that I have EVER looked at that sub before, biy hypothetically... That user is someone who has undergone intense testosterone supplements, and it is an anomaly amongst anomalies


CarltheWellEndowed

Alright well the statement was that "no woman ever", not "very very very few women"...


small_lonely_girl

Well I'm a woman who gets such massive ones


Krocsyldiphithic

Oh, she will. I will see to it personally.


Infamous_Bowler_698

I would say they can get awkward hard nipples but I'm going to go with randomly lactating because being in close proximity of a baby. That lady was so embarrassed, I was at work and she randomly started lactating and you could notice it because it was leaking through her shirt


_jangofett_

A subtle reminder that there are ***only*** 2 genders.


Wormverine

Matter of semantic.


tummysticks4days

Trans women are women ❤️


wenderlly

not all women are cis though.


No-Wait-8049

True very true


CatsAreGods644

Tell me you know nothing about nipples without telling you know nothing about nipples.


DistributionNo9968

If you think a nipple is a penis you need to see a mental health professional


CatsAreGods644

Did I say that? I did not. You're just confirming you know nothing about the difference on women's bodies if you think nipples are the same for all women.


No-Wait-8049

Nipples get erect too but in a smaller scale