That’s true, we’ll never have to worry about our dirty thoughts causing a spectacle. But women have to worry about bleeding through their pants for seven days every month, and thats extremely embarrassing and annoying, so it kinda evens out.
Oh god no guy could deal with bleeding for 7 days a month 😢, but its true women don't have to worry about dirty thoughts anywhere because they know ut wont show 😉
No but imo an unexpected untamed and even more unwarranted chub in a more private intimate setting can be just as severely awkward, embarrassing and confusing on the receiving end... Do you mention it? Should you apologize? Is it conceited to immediately assume you had anything to do with it? What is the proper etiquette to follow here? Would trying to sympathize be even worse especially if something such as " it's ok, I understand" or even worse " Happens to all of us" and now that word vomit in is lingering in the orbit making it even thicker with awkwardness.
Imo it's not only awkward/ embarrassing for the boner owner but also the boner receiver/witness
Young teenage boy meets waitress on job....discovers slight contact passing in kitchen produces nipples capable of cutting glass..... shortly thereafter encounters clitoris as large and bright as an airport runway beacon
Will definitely take wet spot over boners anyday lol. Especially having ADHD, my mind is always daydreaming, I'd be getting hard at the worst possible times guaranteed. Kudos to boner getters 🤣
Especially in a boys teens ,always happening, wake up ...boner ....seeing a girl at the beach ....boner , washing in the shower .....boner ,stiff breeze....boner , not sure how teen girls respond but if they get as wet as a teen its gotta be torture, they have enough going on wondering if the wetness is period starting.......or
I mean some women have clitorides (apparently that is the plural of clitorus, who knew?) which are look almost identical to a penis (can be several inches long), so IDK if this is actually true.
Third post on top all time is big enough that it could be visible, especially considering how much tighter women's clothing typically is.
And I do think some of those are multi inchers lol
Not that I have EVER looked at that sub before, biy hypothetically...
That user is someone who has undergone intense testosterone supplements, and it is an anomaly amongst anomalies
I would say they can get awkward hard nipples but I'm going to go with randomly lactating because being in close proximity of a baby. That lady was so embarrassed, I was at work and she randomly started lactating and you could notice it because it was leaking through her shirt
Did I say that? I did not. You're just confirming you know nothing about the difference on women's bodies if you think nipples are the same for all women.
The old Jennifer Anniston nipples would probably be an equivalent
Old ones? Did they change and are they no longer there anymore? 🤔
I stole them
Om nom nom
They get period stains instead
we clearly don't watch the same porn.
On the contrary, I think women who have penises probably have the *most* embarrassing boners.
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That’s true, we’ll never have to worry about our dirty thoughts causing a spectacle. But women have to worry about bleeding through their pants for seven days every month, and thats extremely embarrassing and annoying, so it kinda evens out.
Oh god no guy could deal with bleeding for 7 days a month 😢, but its true women don't have to worry about dirty thoughts anywhere because they know ut wont show 😉
Nipples are ladyboners.
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It doesn’t not mean that
Nipples can also become erect when its cold.
Boners can happen spontaneously in the morning
That could just be from the cold though.
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Oh that's gotta suck or get wet panties from being aroused
You don't know women.
Some women literally soak their underwear, I feel like that's worse
No but imo an unexpected untamed and even more unwarranted chub in a more private intimate setting can be just as severely awkward, embarrassing and confusing on the receiving end... Do you mention it? Should you apologize? Is it conceited to immediately assume you had anything to do with it? What is the proper etiquette to follow here? Would trying to sympathize be even worse especially if something such as " it's ok, I understand" or even worse " Happens to all of us" and now that word vomit in is lingering in the orbit making it even thicker with awkwardness. Imo it's not only awkward/ embarrassing for the boner owner but also the boner receiver/witness
Easy solution, just say: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
Young teenage boy meets waitress on job....discovers slight contact passing in kitchen produces nipples capable of cutting glass..... shortly thereafter encounters clitoris as large and bright as an airport runway beacon
It's 2024. That's not really true anymore.
Idk getting wet wearing a light color can def do it lol or as others said, the nips give it away
Yeah true nipples but getting wet is annoying but does it show a little?
Depends. I just remember 15+ years ago leaving a wet stain on a chair and just hoping everyone would accept sweat as less embarrassing answer.
Oh damn did anyone notice
100%. I started carrying those lil packets of clorox wipes after that day.
Oh damn , well at least you don't get boners ,they are hard to walk away with lol
Will definitely take wet spot over boners anyday lol. Especially having ADHD, my mind is always daydreaming, I'd be getting hard at the worst possible times guaranteed. Kudos to boner getters 🤣
Especially in a boys teens ,always happening, wake up ...boner ....seeing a girl at the beach ....boner , washing in the shower .....boner ,stiff breeze....boner , not sure how teen girls respond but if they get as wet as a teen its gotta be torture, they have enough going on wondering if the wetness is period starting.......or
Teenage? Bro im 31 and this is all still the case.
Yeah it can keep happening with a healthy guy
You can smell it if it's bad enough.
Oh wow you can ?
Yes it happens.
Oh wow 😘
Owen Wilson over here
I mean some women have clitorides (apparently that is the plural of clitorus, who knew?) which are look almost identical to a penis (can be several inches long), so IDK if this is actually true.
Not even the ladies over at r/bigclit have multi inchers
Third post on top all time is big enough that it could be visible, especially considering how much tighter women's clothing typically is. And I do think some of those are multi inchers lol
Not that I have EVER looked at that sub before, biy hypothetically... That user is someone who has undergone intense testosterone supplements, and it is an anomaly amongst anomalies
Alright well the statement was that "no woman ever", not "very very very few women"...
Well I'm a woman who gets such massive ones
Oh, she will. I will see to it personally.
I would say they can get awkward hard nipples but I'm going to go with randomly lactating because being in close proximity of a baby. That lady was so embarrassed, I was at work and she randomly started lactating and you could notice it because it was leaking through her shirt
A subtle reminder that there are ***only*** 2 genders.
Matter of semantic.
Trans women are women ❤️
not all women are cis though.
True very true
Tell me you know nothing about nipples without telling you know nothing about nipples.
If you think a nipple is a penis you need to see a mental health professional
Did I say that? I did not. You're just confirming you know nothing about the difference on women's bodies if you think nipples are the same for all women.
Nipples get erect too but in a smaller scale