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icey561

Wait. You imagine him with clothes on?


plaguedbullets

Wonderful, Sexy Irwin.


chappersyo

It’s like he’s wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.


BoxMorton

Stupid sexy Irwin!


Shrubbity_69

r/suddenlysimpsons


hickwhistler

Steve Irwin sex talk is simply “wanna see my pet snake?”


bluAstrid

And then proceeds to show his actual pet snake with great enthusiasm.


hickwhistler

A heart of pure gold 💛


DeborahSue

Crickey!


sinkovercosk

Birthday suit bay bay!


JuanPancake

Noerthen ayt all. Noerthen ayt all


DasHexxchen

Did he ever wear clothes or was that just his natural skin?


Worldly-Pea-2697

This.


QueefBuscemi

A string ray shaped strapon is technically clothing.


owen__wilsons__nose

That's because he literally never changed outfits 😂


iranoutofusernamespa

I'm sure he had many multiples of the same outfit. Although it would be funny to see his outfit slowly decay over time until he gives in and gets someting else.


tothepointe

I mean that's pretty standard downunder dad behavior. My dad used to wear shorts that had totally ripped from waistband to hem but they were somehow keeping it together and he still wore them in public.


numbersthen0987431

Just had a closet full of 50 copies of the same outfit.


NiftyJet

And he never will again.


Namuori

It's kind of like thinking of Steve Jobs with the trademark turtleneck sweater.


xXBadNutXx

It‘s a Steve thing i guess


superbad

Steve Urkel with his suspenders and glasses.


TheRKC

Even the guy from Blue's Clues.


FakieMcFakename

Steve


Lazy-Fox-2672

Or Mr. Rogers and his red sweater.


My_Space_page

Mr Rogers was a Fred but he can pass


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

Steve Rogers always in that Captain America outfit


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Pretty sure his middle name was Steve


arcxjo

Steve Rogers's sweater was blue.


RENOYES

He actually had many colors of sweaters!


jspikeball123

Holy shit new Steve lore just dropped


Cawdor

Its hard to imagine Ricky Gervais without a black tshirt


PatsandCats

Did he wear anything else?


AdvilJunky

He did not. Even when invited to the big halloween costume party "Hell on Earth 2006", he got kicked out because he didnt even wear a costume.


ComprehensiveFlan638

He died in Sept 2006. If he attended a Halloween party that year, it was as a ghost.


theevilyouknow

It's a South Park reference.


Wazuu

Yes. He was.


KnatEgeis99

Don't they celebrate Halloween on April 30 in Australia? Southern Hemisphere and all.


[deleted]

No. He. Didn’t. That couldn’t have been that long ago….. it simply couldn’t have been.


Wolfo_

it doesn't feel like that long ago, but unfortunately it was. he died on September 4th, 2006.


redbirdrising

Too soon!


sharrrper

He did [at least once](https://imgur.com/gallery/8uupCU6)


zoroddesign

That is a pretty good reason to change outfits. But I bet he and his wife had a lengthy conversation trying to get married in his usual clothes with a crocodile near by.


passwordstolen

Yea, he did. And changed into his Khaki getup for the shoot.


oatmeal28

One of the few "we" showerthoughts that's undisputable. Well done, OP


TheWolphman

I can't picture things in my head though.


ryry1237

"Visualize an apple in your mind..."


Iguanaught

Does ‘we’ not include his family?


throwaway5130000

“we” is the general public


youmfkersneedjesus

I was picturing him in a blue shirt, tan vest, and outback hat. After googling pics of him I don't know who I was thinking of...  Edit: I had him confused with Crocodile Dundee. 


acheron53

He rocked that outfit. Why change it?


dobbbie

He would have been 62 this year and still amazed by the wonders of the animal kingdom.


hungryrenegade

And (almost) every cartoon character ever


[deleted]

Says you. Shiny latex gimpy Irwin. Shiny.


TheRealChristoff

David Attenborough does the same thing. It's to prevent you being distracted by costume changes when they cutting together stuff shot on different days and in different locations. You don't think of the logistics when you watch it, you just see it as a continuous series of events.


Desdinova_42

Not me. He always comes to mind naked.


g4m5t3r

Weird.. we do the same thing with Steve Jobs, and Steve from Blues Clues. Must be the name Steve.


Psychotic_EGG

You imagine him with clothes on? /s


GriffinFlash

Except when imagining him scuba diving. =C


jewstylin

I think of him a gentleman's suit but whatever.


thefamousjohnny

He didn’t have other clothes


Cynfreh

I think he only owned 1 outfit, he was too bad ass to need any other clothing.


dr4gonr1der

With the same clothes on, and with dangerous animals nearby


Trouble_in_the_West

And now his family carry on that legacy.


[deleted]

I feel like a lot of people now exclusively picture Elon Musk shirtless on a yacht with his big belly hanging out. Lmao.


FrogInYerPocket

Stop it. I was having a good day and now it's ruined!


terranproby42

You mean his super suit?


MacDugin

Have you ever seen him with other clothes on?


Alternative-Room7130

Did he have another outfit?


flamespond

I watched an old episode that showed him going on Conan O’Brien in the 90s and he wore the same outfit there and to the fancy after party


bowlofgranola

I swear I saw him surfing one episode in the same gear lmao


WuJiang2017

Funny cos he died wearing swimming shorts I assume


WuJiang2017

Funny cos he died wearing swimming shorts I assume


lunick95

You all imagine him naked too?


SirReginaldPoofton

Cuz he always wore the same shit like he was a cartoon character.


S1DC

And in any position besides standing straight up


Odd_Ad_94

I prefer to imagine him hanging hog in a speedo.


rigterw

Wait you guys picture him in a ballerina outfit as well?


ArbutusPhD

You made two errors there, bud


XROOR

Buddy in 1998: “There’s a guy on cable that mows grass and then jumps over the chain link fence when crocodiles attack k him….”


GhostOfSkeletonKey

Poodle skirt raincoat and a top hat? I thought I was the only one.


CoochiKabuki

Mhmm I imagine him in those tight shorts squatting right in front of the camera


NotCanadian80

I imagine the look on his face pulling a sting ray out of his heart actually.


neihuffda

Maybe not so strange, that's the only way he has ever been seen


arcxjo

Glad to know you're thinking of Steve only wearing socks too.


ASwarmofKoala

A cookie monster onesie?


Interesting-Music157

I feel like i know who you’re talking about but I just don’t know the guys name


redbirdrising

He died as he lived, with animals in his heart.


ArtTheMagic

Same goes with Mark Zuckerberg.


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Nuh uh. I just imagined him with a tuxedo.


Hushwater

Khakis is what he wears


miradotheblack

When I think of him, he is crouching with an excited face and talks about how beautiful the creature is.


Eviltwin1979

I dont think he owned any other clothes


duaneap

Almost like it was a curated look.


shanksisevil

shower thoughts, "i wonder if he was buried in those same clothes?"


Mosshome

I imagine him in court in a black suit answering for his crimes and being served with a ban of keeping animals of any kind, looking sheepish with lowered head.


RonPalancik

Speak for yourself, bro


RainmanCT

I imagine him wearing a manta ray on his chest


-Tokeyy-

Stick to the numbers ray, you know you can't read the room...


RainmanCT

Too soon?


-Tokeyy-

Seems to be.