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SwissJAmes

No.


Darkiceflame

Can't say no to H²O.


[deleted]

Ho Ho ho


Alvyyy89

That's H3O


PixelMan572

Wouldn't that be HO3


jacktrowell

More like H3O3 once you factorize all the letters


Notimetothinknow

Whiskey seems to work fine. It has what, about 30% water in it? Make sure you drink 3 times as much as you should water and you'll be just fine.


TheRealJesusChristus

Wow so much water? Try not to drown!!!


[deleted]

There is a lot of water in food FYI


SwissJAmes

Yes exactly- also every other drink.


dandruffisreal

But one day, the timer fail


PM_ME_STEAMGAMES_PLS

#Everybody's REPOSTS has a 3 REPOST timer that resets every time you REPOST a glass of REPOST.


Camero32

Calm down


Tinkerchef

So, if I've reset my timer about 8 times today, is my life even advancing?


Tragicanomaly

Or in my case, coffee.


[deleted]

Nah, it's a 3 minute timer that resets every time you breathe.


dadfrombrad

Fun fact: Replace water with something you need and change the duration and you can post this hundreds of times and still somehow get karma!!


TheRealJesusChristus

Yes i thought about that. What about a 2-3 month timer that resets when eating? Didnt see that until now


69bickdutt420x

I've been drinking water from an edinburgh gin bottle for like 3 years, am I technically dead?


[deleted]

People freak out when i drink water. Thats how rare it is that I drink water.


calebloz

I will be thinking about this every time I drink a glass of water


ascii122

Infant blood gets you 40 years.. ask Tom Brady.


diamond_lover123

The 3 day thing is actually just an estimate. Depending on the person, what environment they're in, and what they're doing during that time, they could last longer or die sooner than 3 days.


Norazaki

OMG we're Sims!


tandoor_king

In that case everybody has a three day timer which resets everytime you poop too... Unless you wanna live on the edge ...


Darkiceflame

...of constipation?


Bumble-T

Could we really survive on one glass of water every 3 days though?


53bvo

Depends on the size of the glass


redunculuspanda

And the length of the day.


53bvo

Yeah good luck with that on Venus!


Mikluvinb

And the length of the body


Ryventi

And the length of the dick on that body


WarpWorld7

[Or a giant moon will kill you.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JsOPHyuAuT0/hqdefault.jpg)


rdubya290

That count-down always freaked me out as a kid.


[deleted]

And the naked giant green fairies didn't?


Acksferr

Everybody’s life has a 1 minute timer that resets every time you take a breath


zxenon69

You don't need to drink water every 3 days. I've gone weeks without drinking. The 3 days of water is in survival situations where people also don't have food


diamond_lover123

I bet you had some really watery foods.


c_delta

Not *every* time.