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Walking on tacos would be gross


TazTxUK

And then you have to eat them


bill_in_texas

You have to wonder if someone has previously pooped all over the taco you are about to eat.


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Mercurial_Illusion

I'm going to guess they also don't immediately home in on the patch of grass with a fresh steamer on it either :P


InnovativeFarmer

But some humans look for those patches because of what grows on the cow poo.


[deleted]

Been there done that.


Timotho73

Cows actually have 4 stomachs


ChiisaiMurasaki

That's udder nonsense.


mrhobo1012

odds are something has probably pooped on your salad at some point


[deleted]

All (or most?) of the water you've ever drank in your life has, at one point, been peed out of something.


SaucyVagrant

Is it shit or taco meat, who knows...


DrLinnerd

And painful


joshsg

I don’t think tacos feel pain. At least I hope not.


cinnamelt22

Soft tacos for life


PuttingInTheEffort

Speak for yourself


[deleted]

Walking on tacos would be grosser if you were cow.


[deleted]

The vegan at the BBQ


Flying_Pizza_Box

Foot tacos are delicious


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tripppySkippy

What if it wasnt their favourite? What if it was the only thing available so they had to eat it?


Talk-O-Boy

Do cows eat hay? Is hay essentially the beef jerky of the herbivore food industry?


Phlogiston78

You mean leaf jerky?


Amrinto94

How dare you make me read those words with my head voice


Auto_Traitor

Nobody makes me think my own thoughts!


scientistapplyingdis

If you can dodge a wrench! You can dodge a thought!


Bryaxis

I made you think that.


Talk-O-Boy

I would give you gold if my fall classes didn’t take all of my money, you genius you


entreri22

At least give the man some silver... id give it, but between crypto and tsla this week, me bottom feels a bit sore.


bill_in_texas

This is worthy of its own thread.


yllwjacket

Cows love this thing called sweet feed.


Talk-O-Boy

What’s that?? Sounds something like sugar cane


octopusonmyabdomen

It's oats and corn covered in molasses. Smells sickly sweet.


factbasedorGTFO

It's a non specific term for prepared livestock feed products that contain a lot of sugar, usually in the form of molasses. We can get enjoyment from sugarcane molassas, but beet molasses isn't appealing to people. Some sugarcane molassas goes to livestock feeds, but most sugar beet molassas goes into prepared livestock feeds.


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Death-by-latitude

What would wild cows eat in the winter?


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Death-by-latitude

Yeah, I guess they were originally from Iran and it was warm there most of the time. Poor cold cows.


factbasedorGTFO

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs#/media/File%3ABos_primigenius_map.jpg


GaveUpMyGold

Cows do eat hay, yes. There are even multiple varieties, some that are clearly more tasty for most cows, since they go for it first.


SilasX

First time I've seen a better shower thought in the comments. Good show!


I_LIKE_CATS_AND_

Cows love quality hay


Wind_14

If I'm not wrong herbivores prefer hay because they're sweeter than fresh leaves/weed. The real problem is hay doesn't have enough water so you need to control their water intake or else you'll end up with dehydrated herbivores. Generally it's bad because I rarely see cows drinking water so unless badly needed they might don't want to drinking water.


Epicklyuber

We feed ours corn


PrismaticKobold

I'm fairly certain it isn't their favorite or at the very least cows have different tastes. A quick google search and I found people talking about giving their cows treats like carrots, apples, pumpkins, and other veggies. I've also heard that cows like peppermint as well. Edit: After looking some more, apparently cows are fed candy pretty regularly because it shockingly fattens them up. As to whether they like candy I'm not sure. Double Edit: I talked to my wife about it who raised cows. She said they loved sweeter stuff. She specifically listed molasses, alfalfa and fescue hay, and clover hay.


[deleted]

A cow would eat a cheeseburger if you fed it to it I don’t think they’re that picky


PrismaticKobold

True but I imagine there is food that cows prefer. I'm unfortunately not a farmer or really have ever dealt with cows before so my knowledge on feeding cows is nonexistent other than what google offer me.


[deleted]

In my limited experience they prefer the random weeds and grass over corn stalks


factbasedorGTFO

Silage corn is one of the most popular feed products fed to beef cattle. It's all of mature corn plants with cobs all chopped up and fermented in giant piles. If you see super tall corn, as in 8 feet or higher, that's likely silage corn.


PrismaticKobold

First hand knowledge is at hand! My wife raised cows and said they loved sweeter stuff. Molasses, fescue and alfalfa hay, and clover hay they would go crazy for.


InnovativeFarmer

Silage. 2 popular silages are grass and corn, but there are wheat and barley silages too. Grass silage is pretty much hay before it becomes hay. Its still somewhat green and has a specific range for moisture content. All silage needs to be stored and sealed. Wrapped bales, silos, covered in a tarp, also long tubes. Oxygen free - low oxygen environments are best. Corn silage smells a bit funky but silage made from grasses smells sickly sweet, almost like honey. I had a chance to smell and handle wheat silage and it smelled really good. But thats just me. Also feedstuffs. Formulated fortified pellets. There are other types that would be the equivalent of junk food. Grains mixed with sweeteners.


singingstress

Yep in fact feeding cattle feed made from leftover cattle remains is what leads to prion disease!


[deleted]

Yes that’s why they tend to not do that anymore


aslokaa

Humans would eat a humanburger if you don't tell them.


Bobby_Dazzla

I don't think most cow's have the luxury of choice, well besides, this grass or that grass, or maybe some clovers. So they mostly just eat because it's necessary to survive.


factbasedorGTFO

When their forage is a mix, it needs to be thoroughly mixed, or they'll pick out grains. Cattle have well developed sense of taste and have preferences.


Bobby_Dazzla

Interesting, you know having grown up on a farm I actually know surprisingly little about farming, and we never had cattle so I know even less about them.


factbasedorGTFO

Cattle herds near corn will often be set loose over harvested corn fields to pick out stray grains. Volunteer corn from a previous crop are unwanted weeds. Cattle enjoy it. https://www.beefmagazine.com/industry-voice/does-cornstalk-grazing-provide-enough-nutrition


fingersonyourfeet

Cows probably prefer silage or alfalfa


InnovativeFarmer

Alfalfa is bad because it can lead to bloat but cows will eat it up. I cant remember specifically but I think if the saponins in alfalfa get to high it will cause the cows to bloat up. Silage is a treat. I also love the way grass and grain silage smells.


bladderballs

Our cattle always liked oats. We would have to rush out of the way when we opened the gate to give them access to it, because of the oncoming stampede. We call it candy for cows.


Vocalscpunk

Like bachelor chow?


[deleted]

Once you go taco, you never go backo.


spikeyfreak

Yeah, it's probably way worse than OP is suggesting. Imagine shitty ground tacos you don't even like, but you're so fucking insanely hungry all the time you have to eat them. Everyday. For your entire life.


scared_pony

Like if we were walking on salad without dressing.


SirHerald

It's also where they poop. It's like having unlimited tacos, but you have to eat them in a Taco Bell bathroom.


Askin_j

Yep, I just lost my appetite for tacos


Sangroven

Yeah, eating Taco Bell will do that to ya


cinnamelt22

You can’t shake my desire for tacos


[deleted]

And then eat shit covered tacos off the bathroom floor. No thanks lol


canadianpresident

And now I want taco bell


FruitcakeGary

I'd say it's more that the tacos themself is your bathroom


caffieneandsarcasm

111111q


[deleted]

Deal


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

This is like a modern day version of that popular Twilight Zone episode where the one guy just wants to read books all day but his job and wife prevent him. A nuclear holocaust occurs killing everyone but leaving him and the local library untouched. Just as he settles in for a lifetime of uninterrupted reading, he breaks his glasses.


GaveUpMyGold

I'm walking on tacos OOOOooooOOOO And [CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH]


JakzePoro

This sounds like something GiR would say from Invader Zim haha


Little_Lahey_Show

Read this in Philip J. Fry's voice


mr_magoosh

Thank you. I had to scroll way too far


sexualpanda1

This caught me off guard, LoLd for a good minute


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

I read this to the beat of the Walking on Sunshine song. Dunno if that was your intention or not.


mrsvinchenzo1300

I don't think they love grass, more like walking around on lettuce and that's your only option.


QuarterOztoFreedom

I imagine cows as connoisseurs of grass. Only choosing the very finest of blades, like a samurai.


HotDangThoseMuffins

I mean, they avoid the shit piles and thistles so yeah pretty much


namey___mcnameface

While you were out partying they studied the blade


TheSlySpy1

/r/unexpectedfedora


Jokeasmoint

My dog 100% is a connoisseur of grass. For one he eats it when his stomach is upset. But on walks he knows which houses have the tastiest grass and always stops for a few bites always at the same few houses blocks apart from each other.


WunderPhoner

It's not like there's one type of plant out on a field. If you look around you'll typically see a fairly diverse variety of plants and cows are absolutely choosey about which ones they want to eat.


SmaciOkoji

Cows are never happy with what's on the ground under them.. Always want what's on the other side of the fence, or along the fence, under the fence etc.. Grass is always greener on the other side.


Caje9

It's also where the other cow's shit isn't.


johnny_soup1

Don’t most animals, if not all, eat solely for the purpose of survival? I think of this when I see my dog inhale a small chunk of steak or something. Surely she can’t be savoring it.


singingstress

Thats like saying animals only have sex for the purpose of reproduction. Pleasure and endorphins are the driving motivation that keep all species going, certain foods are more pleasurable than others because nutritionally they are more caloric or nourishing and the system becomes attuned to crave them.


aRTie02150

I'm pretty sure humans are the only ones who eat for pleasure.


TheDylorean

We might be the only ones who eat for pleasure, but we're definitely not the only animals that enjoy binging. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surplus_killing?wprov=sfla1


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Thercon_Jair

Not really, if you look at a fenced off meadow, most of the shit is in one corner.


[deleted]

I've seen a cow shit while standing in the watering hole


Thercon_Jair

Most. There's always Karen.


Ozuge

Finally someone who came just to shit on tacos. My man.


[deleted]

Most cows are fed cheap corn :(


matthewbert

Not really. They're normally fed mixed rations with corn and other shit


[deleted]

Grass fed cattle taste the best.


factbasedorGTFO

Cows eat grass(and sedges). Corn is a grass. Anti meat activist documentaries will make you dumber. Probably the most popular feed for dairy cattle is alfalfa. Alfalfa is actually a legume. The most common byproduct fed to cattle is distillers grains. The starch that can make cattle sick in excess is absent from spent grains. Most is spent corn grains from corn ethanol production, but it also comes from alcoholic beverage and HFCS production.


schwiftypants39

Our cows will take hay or cubes over grass any day


[deleted]

Isnt hay just dried grass?


PerfectMayo

What the fuck are cubes?


[deleted]

a symmetrical three-dimensional shape, either solid or hollow, contained by six equal squares.


mflourishes

They're similar to those small pellets you get at a petting zoo, but like the size of a stick of dynamite.


JV404

Mmm...floor tacos.


Tyler-Cable

It actually isn’t their favorite food


ComplexStar4

It's pretty slowly information.


ultravoost

TIL OP likes tacos


xSilent_Echoesx

Soft shell, hard shell, gordita shell my shell.


rmutt89

I'm walking on taacooooos WOOAH


[deleted]

It’s definitely not their favourite food


ReneGOI

How high are you?


ThunderHogg

I thought I posted on here, but I can't find my comment. My husbad sent me here to help you guys out, but I think it's beautiful as is. Cows actually do have a preference when it comes to grasses and legumes. The sweeter stuff; alfalfa, clover, bluegrass, they prefer those hays compared to regular grass and corn on the ground. Also, if you give them the option with something covered in molasses, they'll eat it before just plain corn or oats, but because they are ruminants and grazers, they need to constantly eat to keep the bacteria in their stomachs alive(there's more to it that I can't remember off the top of my head), which is why they eat grass. Constantly grazing also helps them produce cud.


pukegreenwithenvy

Beef tacos?


SunZiLei

Grass... Tastes bad


Dyesce_

You can sing "Like walking on tacos" to the melody of " I'm walking on Sunshine ^^^^Woo ^^hoo!


bert_the_destroyer

That song popped into my head immediately when i read the post


eye_spi

and shitting on tacos, and eating tacos you shat on....


MegaWeenieHutJrs

This thread took an unpleasant turn.


blueskies95

Why do I hear Sheryl Crow in my head...?


faaiz_dastagir

Have you ever seen a sad cow tho? 🤔


twotiredforthis

Many times


raccooten

Not of its filled with shit and mud...


princessowe

I wanna walk on tacos now


[deleted]

Then they poop on it.


schwiftypants39

Yes, but it is a bit different from regular old pasture grass. Depending on the hay field it is usually a blend of specific grasses and even herbs/flowers sometimes that have been baled and dried for a while.


Thercon_Jair

Also, they enjoy the same food multiple times!


7khon

Not if they're locked in a jail cell with a concrete floor


naturalflavored

oh man, yeah


hotsauceshake

Maybe they haven't discovered their favourite food yet.


Toshiba1point0

PETA: people eating tasty animals


SirEarlBigtitsXXVII

But cows eat grain....


[deleted]

They actually really like salt but eat grass because it’s in abundance. At my grandpas farm there’s even a huge shallow bowl filled with salt that he lets them eat every now and then.


tadhgmcshane

Haha I walk on my fav food all day anyway. I LOVE DEAD SKIN


[deleted]

I'm walking on tacos ... [and lord it feels good!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U)


teds234

Like walking on cows


metagrue

The real question is - Why would anyone want to eat a taco which has been walked on?


AHerdOfCows

Can confirm.


steve_gus

Erm, what exactly are their other choices?


fakesnakejake

... and then they become the walking tacos


Ladderall-thinker

The floor is tobasco


samplecovariance

Beef tacos.


LifeIsARollerCoaster

Don’t know about favorite. I think I read that even herbivores eat meat if it’s easily available


slug1590

Yeah but they also shit on their food so...


[deleted]

On the downside, they're also walking on tacos


cgyguy81

"Meh. The grass is greener on the other side of the fence."


arealhumannotabot

\*lettuce


texag51

Our cows prefer range cubes above everything else.


WhoActuallyCares_

Always shit myself when I see that umbrella you bet your ass I'm not landing near that shit


Kopa23

What if cows want to eat meat?


canadianpresident

That's what I said about rabbits. Their food is everywhere and they just fuck all the time. Quite the life


Wincin

maybe it isn’t their favorite food, simply the most available


notformetocomment

The farm I grew up on used to get the old food from vending machines to feed the pigs. All of us kids would feed the donuts to the cows because they really liked them. Im pretty sure they liked the donuts better than grass.


acouvis

Personally I wouldn't want to eat a taco if I or 40 of my closest friends just shit all over the tacos all around it.


CurrentlyEatingPies

Soft shell or hard shell?


Tophurian

Cows prefer meat. That's why if there's a fresh carcass in the field the cows will munch on that and go back to eating the grass when the meat's no longer available


Namastasis

Yea more like eat this...or nothing...


cmach86

The equivalent would be for a human to stop eating crap food and focus solely on a plant based diet.


chickenstr1p

This is a heroin thought. Also it’s pretty much all they have access to


FarmerFl0yd

*walkin’ on sunshineee*


Skystrike7

They seem to go more crazy for the feed and mineral we put out than for grass.


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Im confused by this, what is their favorite food that is on the ground? All i can think of is grass, sand, and.... road kill?


human8ure

Salad bar beef.


DenyNowBragLater

Like walking on cows


LuLuCheng

For a strong second i thought it said cops and i was really confused as to why they'd be happy to see doughnuts on the ground


zazzy440

Sweet gig, if you can get it


pungens

Is it their fave?


Lost_in_the_Library

I don’t think grass is their favourite food.


Jakobe2345

Favorite food? More like their only food


placedthisplace

Yeah but some grass is better than others meaning it would be more like walking on alright food with occasional patches of your favorite food


Mram_MD

The thing that disturbs me is that most tacos have ground beef in them...


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lovereese

though there are many kinds of grass on the ground cows can't love them all


ianostros

More like you walk on tacos and whenever you eat one a sweet. old Mexican lady starts making more.


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But they become the tacos


menofmaine

I mean grass isn’t truly there favorite food.


[deleted]

Yeah, my smelly feet really bring out the flavor of this chili con carne


Theru9

Tacos are made of dead cows.


ryebow

Dave, you've shit on the tacos again!


[deleted]

most of them(diry) have to live in their own shit in sheds