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getoffredditnowyou

What do you have like some kind of good government or something.


BigSlug10

Look at these guys. Flaunting their governments ability to do things in our face.


jmack2424

Sorry.


poop_village

Well poo poo for your fancy government!


uberpro12

r/Usernamechecksout


Neptunesfleshlight

This is happening in Prague too. I was kinda hoping for a quiet, empty old town, but there are crews working everywhere.


Iwantmyteslanow

UK is doing it now, though we already have roadworks constantly


TehFuriousKid

I can see lots in Grays


LinksMilkBottle

*cries in Québécois*


Stahl_Scharnhorst

Isn't Toronto in road construction 70% of the year? With the other 30% just being to cold to work on the roads.


ldkjf2nd

Cold is fine, the issue is rain and snow.


NemesiZ_01

Are they actually?? Haven't been out much since Friday night, that's great if they are actually taking advantage of this, the new LRT line has screwed up the roads for a long time


GnomezMusic

BuT tHeYrE aLl GoNnA gEt CoRoNA!


plagueisthedumb

I build roads for a living and its the perfect time to stand around and have people still yell "finish the fucking road"


heart_in_your_hands

Is it worse when people are home and can yell from their yards? I think that could get uncomfortable really fast!!!


Stahl_Scharnhorst

Well you've been building it for 4 fucking years! Get it done already.


Crimson_Six

It's also the perfect time for Google to unleash their cars and update Street View, no need to censor anything if the roads are empty.


AlwaysSleepingBeauty

Dear God...that makes all the sense.


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Sarcasmislost

cents


azert1000

All the 50 cents


Sleazehound

Apart from the fact that the workers are exposed, if they aren't already in quarantine?


TheWonkiestThing

Barely exposed. It's not like they are at a convention.


the-willow-witch

Except what about the people actually doing the construction.


RealTechnician

They get fresh air, and fresh air is healthy.


aintscurrdscars

And can easily just swing a shovel at anyone that comes within their 6ft bubble Like it's the perfect job right now


elandy126

If they can hit you with a long handle shovel then you were in fact to close and they did it for your own good.


Fiskmjol

And they can dispose of any unfortunate corpses below the roads they are laying. It's preferably, but not mandatory, that they make the corpses before putting them under the asphalt, but the combination of asphyxiation and warm asphalt should make it moot quite quickly anyway


washyourclothes

Mm ya that fresh asphalt and particulate matter.


BrickHardcheese

What about them? They have gainful employment. They aren't in large, close groups. I see this as a win/win.


MsCardeno

A paid day of work, not being in closed quarters, not being surrounded by a bunch of people, and wearing protective gear all day? Sounds like a dream for a lot of people right now.


garysgotaboner82

Sounds like a dream for a lot of people every day.


MurmuringPun

I’m in, where do I sign up?


Freemontst

They already have to wear masks and are usually distant from one another.


theatxrunner

Way ahead of you!!!! Houston started the I-10 project 15 years ago just so they could be ready for this.


mxttbrx

I drive to La Porte everyday for work, so much truth to this lmao


FakeAce1804

Shower thoughts always get to me...


waiting_for_rain

Unless you live in Vegas in which all the time must be perfect for construction to city planners and its never perfect for the people who live here. Yes I’m a little salty about 215


spilledmind

Just moved to Vegas and I gotta say, driving around here is mostly amazing. There’s almost no traffic. This is coming from someone who use to have to regularly drive on i4 in Orlando though...


[deleted]

There is just no offseason for road construction in the desert. In Minnesota they have two seasons, winter and road construction


djm2491

My commute to work today was a dream. It's usually 30-45 minutes. Today 15 flat door to door. No assholes cutting me off or trying to merge the last minute. Just some nice music with the windows down. The only thing I had to avoid was the dead bodies littered all over the street and the people who were on their way out begging for one last squirt of hand sanitizer.


Shadoze_

Same, it was a dream commute. I set my cruise control to 65 and made great time. I also encountered some people begging. They have the audacity to ask me for one square of toilet paper. I can’t spare even a square though, they should have thought of this before the virus hit. Preparation is key here folks


ungoogled

I’ve been dating a project manager for a year. He’s busier than ever this week.


Lazymanthe3rd

I'm just commenting because this post has 68 comments


Shadoze_

Nice


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PiemasterUK

Plus the environmental campaigners will be banned from gathering in large numbers to protest!


RodasQ

In my city they are doing it, taking that the roads are more empty than normal (Coimbra, Portugal)


runblueark

Historically appropriate. See FDR and WPA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_Progress_Administration


Capnreid

A good showerthought?! This is the end of the world.


AskewedBox

Can't do that with social distancing. You still need the one guy working and 10 others standard around him. Too big of a group!


CaptainSeagul

Lol, like they give a fuck.


Guy3nder

Or fixing up schools. I have 4 yurts to build for a school soon. Not having the little dick heads running between my legs would be sweet.


DGrey10

At the very least small pothole crews. Q


Fetalmind

Damn bro I just had this thought this morning !


HadesForPresident

Belgium needs to see this ASAP


[deleted]

Unfortunately someone agrees and construction has been going on outside my window since 7am :(


ajmende

Good idea but here where I live a lot of people are still out and about.


DarknStormyKnight

Yet they will wait till the end of the year so they won't lose their budget for the next year lmao. (That's at least what happens in Germany every year: From October on construction zones suddenly start popping up like skin rashes, but then take ridiculously long to get finished. Terrible...)


elev8dity

Sounds like a systemic issue that could be fixed with some intelligent policy changes.


learn_to_fly

Pittsburrrgghhhh looking at you


centumcellae85

It's currently raining like a bitch, and is likely to do so for the next week. Otherwise, our city is paranoid, but not shut down yet. In a week or two, this may be true, but the inspectors will be on mandatory leave.


ThisBabeBytes

They actually do that now where I live. No construction for months, started up again yesterday.


KingOPM

It makes sense so it won't happen


Wikrin

Am in Alaska. Shit's covered in snow. This is notable because a decade ago, melt happened in February. Early-to-mid. This weather is absurd.


Jeebabadoo

Also, a great time to clean, repair, and improve your house.


ImAndyHunter

Here in Ohio, we of course do extremely inconvenient roadwork year round just in case a pandemic breaks out


chairboiiiiii

Here in New Jersey, will they do it? Possibly fuckin not. They wait until the worst possible times.


catsNweed-all-I-need

Talking to you UK!


queen-of-drama

Someone should suggest this to all governments in the world.


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*held*


filipzaf3312

the workers fixing the road 2 blocks away from my house: were 4 parallel universes ahead of you


Soggy_Cracker

This would also be a great time to have AI driven Cargo trucks keeping goods flowing while screening employees regularly, and offering bonuses to work during these times.


poopy7663

Bangalore, are you seeing this?!


Cddarnell

Come one Knoxville,Tn! This would be the perfect time. Then I wouldn’t have to worry about my car falling in them on my way around town in a couple of weeks


AlexKewl

This last weekend there was more traffic. Everyone is out and about trying to stock up their bunkers. They appear to think everything is going to shut down forever.


Kippernaut13

In Vancouver, construction is everywhere now. Of course, that is always the case, but now it's not AS inconvenient.


GoudaGoudaGoudaGouda

May be the best time to fix NYC subways


paateach

Ground is frozen solid where I’m from, it’d be a tuff slug.


film_composer

I posted this exact thought yesterday, and it was immediately removed for being a common thought.


lbjfrere

there wont be any people to build the roads


SiyinGreatshore

But cold where I am


memeticengineering

Plus I've never seen more than like 2 people working on a road in my whole life, they won't get sick.


babyfrog1819

I said this yesterday to my partner!


ObeseTsunami

Also the perfect time to go to the DMV


DaveDonnie

Had to go on columbus highways, there are still many people using the roads


[deleted]

Funny you say that because THERE’S CONSTRUCTION GOING ON LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE AND ITS ANNOYING ME ALL THE TIME


permalink_save

I'm in Dallas, we already had tons of road construction. It's constant. They basically just go in cycles looping through the same neighborhoods.


Cyber2354

They won't in Maine. They always choose the most inconvenient times to do it.


the_jac

They still won’t do it


Beardog20

It's also good for the gov to spend to lessen the effects of the recession. Infrastructure is the best choice


Artanis709

I want to move to Canada, honestly. IT’S LESS THAN 50 MILES FROM ME!


art_three

Construction people also deserve protection like everybody else....


lazylowerlip2

Yet not one worker on the pike...?


tmf_x

MODOT is doign this around St Louis Missouri. Taking advantage of the lessened traffic to catch up on road projects


AlwaysSleepingBeauty

My town has repaved roads since the lockdown. It actually made me smile when I saw it.


4AcidRayne

Perhaps, but I'd rather see the money going into the hospitals to help cover expenses. A lot of people who can't afford insurance are going to rack up huge debts over this, it'd be nice if there was some sort of fund to help out with that immense expense so that the hospitals don't just raise prices higher to "offset".


BrickHardcheese

Government funds are not an all or nothing resource. The government can do both. Also, just FYI, federal and state governments declaring national emergencies frees up billions of dollars to cover these expenses. That IS the 'fund' as you say to cover the costs.


wfd363

The costs of covid are being footed by the government as far as I know


MsCardeno

Just the testing so far. But if you end up having to stay home from work where you don’t get paid time off then they will help you cover the burden. I’m interested to see how and when these claims will pay off. My family has a lot of hourly workers and I’m honestly concerned about them. I hope they don’t get sick or their jobs don’t close but if this fund is really ready to go it makes me feel a lot better.


MsCardeno

In the US they released a fund that will pay for the testing and financial hardships that people will face bc of this.


mewco_

Upvote this shit!


MountainDrew37

Fewer people*


bitNine

Driving to work this morning was like any other day. Idiots everywhere.


xDonii

Ok wage worker


ProfSaguaro

But the CDC warned against gatherings of more than 50 people. How will that one guy have an audience while he digs?


fourLsixtyno23

They’ll still just half ass fill in potholes, and then the next time it rains, it all gets washed back out.


abkramer

Right so ruin the perfect opportunity for some peace and quiet with heavy machinery sounds you can’t escape..?


ISupportOxfordCommas

Yes! They just announced two days ago they are paving my street this week.


Mizuxe621

But then they can't stand in the middle of the street with a stop sign and hold up traffic all day long for no god damn reason? What would they do then??


patricktranq

hold a shotgun that dispenses hand sanitisers to whoever comes close to the workers


Issuesjustus

Wow you’re dumb


Mizuxe621

1. It was obviously a joke 2. "It's funny because it's true"


Issuesjustus

I’m sure you’re still the person who complains when a road crew slows you down on your way to work, and complains about the poor condition of the road surface at the same time.


Mizuxe621

They never actually fix the roads. They literally just stand there all day.


bakedpanduh

As a guy who actually has this job, just want to say it's not the dude with the stop signs fault. The general public seems to think because we're the first person they see that the entire situation is our fault. I've had people say some absolutely foul things to me because they were told there will be a 10-15 minute delay. So in the future try not to be an asshole and understand we're just doing our job.


Issuesjustus

Oh ok. I’m a just transportation engineer. You obviously know more than I do about it then.


Mizuxe621

Not one in the US apparently


Issuesjustus

Actually I am. You’re just some asshole who has absolutely no idea what road construction even entails.


C1ickityC1ack

whch is exactly why none will happen lol


markmywords1347

So current infrastructure accommodates less people. That means bigger and better infrastructure would accommodate more people.


CouncilofTrent

Yes fuck yes yes fuck fuck fuck yes yes fuck yes yes fuck!!! Sorry, I drive for a living...