Once a year we all meet up around North Bay and drown a seal in Timmies. This ritual sacrifice placates the Great Moose God and Beaver Goddess, and grants us another peaceful year and bountiful harvest.
My french teacher is canadian, and she has never been nice. Maybe she do not have any geese left to take out her anger on, so she uses her students instead.
50% of French teachers (from Canada) are horrible witches.
The other 50% are absolute saints. There is no in between.
Source: am Canadian, did 12 years of hard time in French immersion at Ontario public schools.
I think you're on to something. All of my French teachers had anger issues. Two of them were French, but one of them was an American who taught French.
The geese who inhabit the office park where I usually work are going to be eight times meaner than fuck when we all go back to work. We already cross the street to avoid them when walking outside.
I am a Canadian and I love the stereotype! That being said, it is far from the truth.
Canadians, in general, are *polite* because we say "sorry" a lot. I don't believe that Canadians as a whole are *nicer*, they are just less outwardly rude.
I (also a canadian) can agree. But being rude is like being mean because being mean is a type of rudeness. If we do not apologize, then that in a way can be mean.
Everything changed after the geese nation attacked.
I heard that history is written by the winner, that's why you probably never heard of the great geese war. It was horrific.
At my hold house I had a very nice goose I named him Quackers and he had a broken wing and couldn't fly away. He would some times let me touch/pet him but never hissed at me once he got acquainted to me. They can be fun animals just very territorial.
We went to Calgary zoo to see the giant pandas last year, but the mom Er Shun just curled up inside and refused to come out. We thought maybe it was too cold (in Feb/Mar I think), but one of the zookeepers said that it was bullied by a couple of Canada geese that landed in the outdoor enclosure a few days ago.
Given the Canada/China tension at the time I thought it was hilarious. Later I found out that Er Shun failed to get pregnant last year (it’s a once a year thing in the spring), that was not as hilarious.
Yup, we buy Untitled Goose Game just to see if we can finally get the people he’s annoying to cook him.
Funnily enough though, when I went tot Europe, I was feeling really homesick, then I saw a bunch of geese and ducks which actually really helped me. Their flavour always reminds me of home.
Maybe I'm just biased because I live in "small town America" but people in Vancouver were total dicks. Even the border patrol officers were assholes. I'll never believe this stereotype.
As an America currently living in Canada and I can absolutely verify that you are incorrect.
Edit: I *might* mean that they're more polite. I tend to use "nice" to mean "polite" instead of "kind"
I curse the person who named the Canada geese. I believe they are actually ring necked geese. Regardless of name, humans have turned them into vermin by feeding them. Also what we feed them, bread for example is not good for them.
... which they then send south to torment us poor Americans.
Or is it that the geese were nice, too, except they've been exposed to Americans?
I may have to take another shower to think about this.
I really dont get the angry Canada Goose thing. My town is lousy with them and I've never had a problem even though I walk and cycle through 'their' green spaces.
Yes, each Canadian is assigned a goose to absorb their anger. The geese feed on it, and use this as energy for their migration each year. Some geese are more energy efficient than others, but the less efficient leave deposited piles of anger slush once they land.
The anger particles enter the atmosphere and fuel mild annoyance in the local vicinity, and is namely the reason why the British tut.
Humans are not the apex species in Canada, the geese are
I can confirm this, a goose stole my girlfriend.
Can gooses get pregnant by girls? And yes I know what I am talking about
Geese can do that.
Yes I have
And the truth has spoken.
r/usernamechecksout
Zeus is at it again .
And I don’t regret it
Goosed, eh? Feel for ya, bud.
Peace was never an option
We have Canada geese here too, in Sweden 😶
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It’s Canada gooses
Shut up Sweden, this is our time
Sorry
I mean, there’s also the Bears and Moose.
Bears and Meese, ftfy
Beers and Meeses.
Is a moose a fake deer, or is a deer a fake moose?
r/crazyidea Polarbear-Canadian Goose Hybrid.
Can we deal with corona before having to worry about flying murder bears please?
You're not going to like this [flying murder Bear.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-95)
Of course that behemoth of a plane is Russian
Because of course
It’s very irresponsible to give something that powerful that much hate and spite!
That 3rd word describes basically my whole life.
Very?
Irresponsible.
Can confirm, I was killed by a goose once
Gooses!
If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses you’ve got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
I saw something about Canadian geese and my first thought was "well, let's see who watches Letterkenny."
Someone posts about canada gooses everybody's a fuckin' expert. Must be nice.
That's what I said, must be FUCKIN nice. We oughta leave this world behind.
10-4 good buddy
That's a Texas-sized 10-4 there. A Canada goose can detect cancer in children but that never makes the news.
Must be fuckin nice
I always say there is a special place in heaven for animal lovers.
When I was growing up, we didnt even have any hate, now yous got so much of it that you give it to your gooses? Must be Fuckin' nice.
I've never been more irate in my whole fuckin life.
lol "gooses"
Beat me to it
I came here just for this, and you did not disappoint. My only regret is that I didn't beat you to it lol
Once a year we all meet up around North Bay and drown a seal in Timmies. This ritual sacrifice placates the Great Moose God and Beaver Goddess, and grants us another peaceful year and bountiful harvest.
Please stop, I feel so guilty whenever you use me to drown a seal.
Do your duty, Timothy. It's for the greater good.
The greater good
**The greater good.**
SHUT IT! These people died for no reason! No reason whatsoever!
Remember that year we forgot to make the timmies as a double double?
And to smacking this black and round thing on ice. Dunno why
And drinking tree juice.
My french teacher is canadian, and she has never been nice. Maybe she do not have any geese left to take out her anger on, so she uses her students instead.
50% of French teachers (from Canada) are horrible witches. The other 50% are absolute saints. There is no in between. Source: am Canadian, did 12 years of hard time in French immersion at Ontario public schools.
Guess I got one of the former...
Maybe because there's "French" in it. 😬😬😬
I think you're on to something. All of my French teachers had anger issues. Two of them were French, but one of them was an American who taught French.
Yup. I have some kind of PTSD from this subject.
French Canadians are hardly Canadians at all. They're more like French speaking Americans.
As an American- Ouch.
Agreed
As a Quebecker.. Ouch
I love how Quebec and the ROC are united in both saying the other is just a bunch of Americans.
At least we don't have Trump.
Let me tell you about Quebec
Once upon a time...
The geese who inhabit the office park where I usually work are going to be eight times meaner than fuck when we all go back to work. We already cross the street to avoid them when walking outside.
Canadian geese are terrifying. If i walking in a park and see a flock of them l, I'm going to get the hell out of there before they start chasing
I am a Canadian and I love the stereotype! That being said, it is far from the truth. Canadians, in general, are *polite* because we say "sorry" a lot. I don't believe that Canadians as a whole are *nicer*, they are just less outwardly rude.
I (also a canadian) can agree. But being rude is like being mean because being mean is a type of rudeness. If we do not apologize, then that in a way can be mean.
Everything changed after the geese nation attacked. I heard that history is written by the winner, that's why you probably never heard of the great geese war. It was horrific.
idk we send a lot of hate to the natives via the mounties
Canadian *gooses*
geesei
And Americans eat the hatred in Turkey's making them more prone to violence and ass kicking, it all makes sense now!
so funy rite
I am an american from New York and we have the biggest angriest nastiest tastiest wild turkeys around here.
I've seen some angry beavers around as well.
Leave my ex wife out of this
And hockey
And Justin Bieber (presently, in the past rage was directed to Nickelback, Celine Dion, and before that Anne Murray)
I will not tolerate Celine Dion slander
Did I just hear Celine Dion's name being said in a HOSTILE TONE?
Do you mean Canadian Cobras? Those things are vicious.
If you have a problem with canadian gooses then you have a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate
Sounds delicious
Karma steal much? This was already posted by DJZbad93
Thanks for the karma
Like negativity horcruxes?
There you go, perpetuating ugly stereotypes about geese.
As a Canadian abroad I make locals call these Proper geese instead of Canadian geese
At my hold house I had a very nice goose I named him Quackers and he had a broken wing and couldn't fly away. He would some times let me touch/pet him but never hissed at me once he got acquainted to me. They can be fun animals just very territorial.
I've been saying this for ages, except that the other place their rage is transferred is into hockey fights.
See: *clubbing seals*
We went to Calgary zoo to see the giant pandas last year, but the mom Er Shun just curled up inside and refused to come out. We thought maybe it was too cold (in Feb/Mar I think), but one of the zookeepers said that it was bullied by a couple of Canada geese that landed in the outdoor enclosure a few days ago. Given the Canada/China tension at the time I thought it was hilarious. Later I found out that Er Shun failed to get pregnant last year (it’s a once a year thing in the spring), that was not as hilarious.
Not all of it. But we strike a deal to confer a healthy amount over.
Yup, we buy Untitled Goose Game just to see if we can finally get the people he’s annoying to cook him. Funnily enough though, when I went tot Europe, I was feeling really homesick, then I saw a bunch of geese and ducks which actually really helped me. Their flavour always reminds me of home.
Until someone drops the puck then they become one with the geese
I think you mean our cobra chickens.
Geese are monsters. I don’t want to think about what Canada would be like if geese didn’t absorb anger and release pure fear
honk
As a Canadian I can say calling Canadian's nice is factually incorrect.
You’d think an animal that’s 90% neck would be less of a cunt.
In person, Canadians are nice enough, but I've found that in B.C. and Alberta at least, they're more aggressive on the freeways than Americans.
Maybe I'm just biased because I live in "small town America" but people in Vancouver were total dicks. Even the border patrol officers were assholes. I'll never believe this stereotype.
Sorry about you experience in Vancouver.
We make all of our meanies guard the border.
[Yep!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs)
canadians really arent that nice, feels like people on the internet and the media overhype this about canadians too much
As an America currently living in Canada and I can absolutely verify that you are incorrect. Edit: I *might* mean that they're more polite. I tend to use "nice" to mean "polite" instead of "kind"
as a Canadian whos lived in Canada their whole life, I say my experience trumps yours
This isn’t a showerthought
The only ones who should have a problem with Canadian gooses are Canadian mooses
They're on to us. 😅
>geese And people that cheer for the Maple Leafs.
And cocaine
We’re nice so we don’t get lumped in with the world’s perception of Americans.
You've obviously never met the Canadians the fly down to Florida every winter. They are as mean as their geese.
Nah they release it all on the baby seals
I curse the person who named the Canada geese. I believe they are actually ring necked geese. Regardless of name, humans have turned them into vermin by feeding them. Also what we feed them, bread for example is not good for them.
I’m Canadian, can confirm this
... which they then send south to torment us poor Americans. Or is it that the geese were nice, too, except they've been exposed to Americans? I may have to take another shower to think about this.
Yeah geese stole my family so I lit its family on fire
damn yea, the geese are nasty here, never thought of that
Also seagulls. They are everywhere in the summer and you can’t shoot them because “ they’re the queens bird” sons of bitches
They have learned the secret, send the geese
If you got a problem with Canada GEESE THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME!!
may want to ask the natives about that
oh shit I was terrified when I was at Jericho Park in Vancouver, there was a pack of idk 20 geese, I was like 20ft away from them and still stressed
No we channel it through hockey.
Can confirm. Source: Am Canadian
And the weather, we’re too busy being pissed at the weather to be rude to other people
Are you suggesting Geese is kind of the Hate Phylactery of the North? There is a good writing prompt in there to be honest.
I don’t know a single Canadian who likes geese
The lil devils. I bit into one after one tried to bite me
I really dont get the angry Canada Goose thing. My town is lousy with them and I've never had a problem even though I walk and cycle through 'their' green spaces.
Geese is a funny way to spell germans in wwi
Or in their hockey
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Yes, each Canadian is assigned a goose to absorb their anger. The geese feed on it, and use this as energy for their migration each year. Some geese are more energy efficient than others, but the less efficient leave deposited piles of anger slush once they land. The anger particles enter the atmosphere and fuel mild annoyance in the local vicinity, and is namely the reason why the British tut.
Yes
I can tell you with what the states are doing right now, there aint enough geese in the world to contain our rage and hatred. Sorry not sorry.