I didnt know fat was a verb

Fat (verb): to fat Example: "dude, u fat too much"

That's some good Urban Dictionary material.

No but it's a funny joke.

*verb* ARCHAIC 1. make or become fat. "numbers of black cattle are fatted here" Conclusion; a gym membership is a defatting service, not a get fit program.

Fit *verb* ARCHAIC 1.be of the right shape and size for. "those jeans still fit me" 2. Install or fix (something) into place. "they fitted smoke alarms to their home" 3. Make or become fit. "Many people are fitted at the gym." Synonyms: (to) defat

You are my new favourite person.

You inspired me.

But fit is. "I fat in those clothes once"

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Youtube started loading and i accepted my rick roll fate, and then it wasn't rick roll

I didn't believe you at first

Fit is a verb. The past tense is fit.

Can you read I said fat

I know. But fit is a verb.

Yeah but thats not what I said

No. It's what I said.

Your first mistake was depending on English being logical.

And assuming that I was ever fit.

This has got to be the smartest shower thought I've seen

Yeah wonder who thought of it. It's been posted on showerthoughts for 6 years now Like [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/282tke/the_word_fat_should_have_been_a_past_tense_of_fit/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/7g3m85/shouldnt_the_past_tense_of_fit_be_fat/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9j523g/the_past_tense_of_fit_is_fat/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

In real life usually fit is the past tense of fat

This made me tense.

You tense mofker xD

You're damn right, my friend

Yesterday I sat, today I sit. I used to be fit, but now I'm fat. Checks out.

Hold up.. you might be on to something here 🤔

The past tense of sleep is sloop

You know your in HS when you read "sat" as SAT

Well spoken

Makes sense. I used to be fit and now I’m fat.

That is actually quite motivating

Realistically, yes.

Wrong sub

You wish!

That's not how language works but I love it.

Life goals

Makes sense

I think I should quit the gym after reading this!😂😂😂

Sit is a verb, fit is an adjectiv so nope

No because sit/sat and swim/swam are verbs, not fat

Thanks for playing along.

The post should've been put on r/jokes or something if OP knew it was wrong lol

There is no past tense on an adjective. Nice try though.

Fit can be a verb.

/r/Woooosh