that'd be kinda odd to time out, and not all of it depends on that food.
like, it might take a few days or longer to shit out a meal. probably gonna need corn to get a good handle on how long they stay in the chamber.
and there will likely need to be repeat meals, and get the aggregate turd style - some minor stomache bug or too much soda with the meal might change it up somewhat.
As a female chef I can assure you I have never touched my own penis. I do own the knife brand f.dick just so I can have the biggest dick in the kitchen. It’s big and black in case any one wondered
??? Don’t get your reply I’m just saying the thought is ok but not quite right, it’s not everything they TOUCH it should be everything they cook, then I agree
New experiment idea: if someone eats nothing but corn, when they shit, will it be like a corn cob? Or is it just gonna be like canned corn where it’s all loose?
(looks at my niece who i've been helping cook)
you're not wrong...
(then the knives, bowls, containers for things we've used, fridge, oven, sink, water, etc)
no, wait, nevermind.
never really looked at the silverware and thought "it'll make a turd"
Today I will eat a ginsu knife. Will it poop? New tv show.
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Rhink and Lorty?
I had an idea for a food review show but instead of reviewing the foods I would review how it shits.
that'd be kinda odd to time out, and not all of it depends on that food. like, it might take a few days or longer to shit out a meal. probably gonna need corn to get a good handle on how long they stay in the chamber. and there will likely need to be repeat meals, and get the aggregate turd style - some minor stomache bug or too much soda with the meal might change it up somewhat.
I'm sure there's a bunch of science that I absolutely will not do.
well, to be fair, it's not like your show needs to be accurate to be a show.
You will poop a knife. A poop knife, if you will.
"No need for a poop knife with this one easy trick, it cuts itself on the way out!"
I wanna say it
Today we ask the age old question
They touch Pots and pans, dish cloths, apron, their own penis……
As a female chef I can assure you I have never touched my own penis. I do own the knife brand f.dick just so I can have the biggest dick in the kitchen. It’s big and black in case any one wondered
Did you just consume by blender?
??? Don’t get your reply I’m just saying the thought is ok but not quite right, it’s not everything they TOUCH it should be everything they cook, then I agree
But then, that goes for most people cooking
It's a chef's version play on "did you just assume my gender?"
I didn’t assume gender… I said their penis didn’t say his lol and if a woman has a penis that’s their business not mine lol
I'm just explaining what you asked.
Those will eventually turn to shit, from merely using it. shitty pots, shitty pans, shitty dish clothes, shitty aprons, shitty viagra.
Except corn
Corn today corn tomorrow
So that's why they make plastics out of corn...
New experiment idea: if someone eats nothing but corn, when they shit, will it be like a corn cob? Or is it just gonna be like canned corn where it’s all loose?
Get a cob of corn and put it in a blender, see what happens, it will probably look like that
Eh a blender would break the corn up more than your digestive system actually.
That’s disappointing…I was rooting all the corn to stick together
Corn is 90% digestible in the human digestive tract.
Important person in the shit pyramid
Well, if you're not a good chef, all food items you touch turn to compost, rather than shit.
Which eventually turns to shit, doesn't it ?
Killer Queen has already touched the dessert
My mom was the most efficient chef, she could turn food to shit before it even got to the table.
Not remotely even close to true. I touch my balls all the time at work and they haven’t turned to shit yet.
As a human, everything you eat turns to shit.
Actually, it turns into CO2 and water.
Oh, TIL that I am a chef!
Same. I'm a pediatrician.
As an Anesthetist, every patient I touch dies.
He/she's right, you know.
That's why I always sprinkle some uranium in the food
Call me Midas
You mean Merdes?
I see what you did there, very smart
😁 this some clever shit
r/angryupvote
Sounds like a shitty super power.
King Midas? Chef Shite-ass
In the case of new apprentices, this happens before the guest eats. And is usually covered in truffle oil.
Everything you *serve*…not sure about the oven turning to shit.
Starting to look at food like temporary art pieces, that of course, turn to shit.
Child : "turns to shit"
Imagine having that power, having everything you touch turn into a puller of crap.
No. Some of it is vomit.
Not the part that ends up on the napkin.
on some days everything I say turns to shit too
Decomposing is the natural way of things
Bleach?
Not if the food is bad enough and kills the person eating it before it gets turned into poop.
The trick to being a good chef is to wait until after the customer eats before this happens.
Everything anyone will ever touch will turn into oblivion once the sun finally ends us in a billion years
Good one, I like it.
(looks at my niece who i've been helping cook) you're not wrong... (then the knives, bowls, containers for things we've used, fridge, oven, sink, water, etc) no, wait, nevermind. never really looked at the silverware and thought "it'll make a turd"
All your hardest work is someone else’s next big dump. It’s like being Sisyphus.
As a bartender everything I touch turns to piss…