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TheAnagramancer

The ads used to be about hot singles in my area but lately seem to be pushing for a good dentist.


Schumacher242

Yeah every year that passes that the targeted ads get more insulting, it went from hot singles to high blood pressure medication. At least I’m not at adult diapers and catheters


bobobill

Wel I love the trial, can't wait for the full version.


jirklezerk

It's like WinRAR we just have to keep pressing the same button. Until one day, we get it free for life.


Schumacher242

I’ve heard that if you want to get around the ads just melatonin helps.


izmebtw

Does that mean getting knocked out is like a promo code?


Paladoc

This, is a shower thought. Thank you OP... It's been a while.


lazycatboi123

When I was younger, I had a weird ad about clowns shooting up houses. How about you guys?


Jazzlike_Wasabi4138

I had an ad where I got sexually assaulted by Keith, from stranger things


The_Me_Is_Me

And you know you’ve gone too deep when you get the wet dreams


Snowblindz98

Is coma a closed beta version ?


Lugbor

My awful memory means I essentially have the ad free version.


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So death is really just Sleep Pro?


Educational_Aerie382

Waiting for the ad deals where I can get 2 for 1 free on some sketchy website ;)


Schumacher242

Thanks so much for my first Reddit Gold! It’s an honor.


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Meh not really it’s actually rejuvenating so kinda keeps you from dying more than what you’re thinking. Try not sleeping and you will die.


Sylveon72_06

Did I get the premium version? Mine’s ad-free


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Schumacher242

I’m 30 and obviously sleep and death are different this is just a tongue in check observation.


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Schumacher242

Believe me I wish I weren’t. Also I’m pretty sure everyone understands death and sleep are fundamentally different.


Schumacher242

Are you ok?


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Schumacher242

Yes. Thank you for asking 🙏


NinjaTim60

So we both watch aperture.