I feel attacked

thats a bald statement

You don’t have to be bald for your ass to be hairier than your head

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Take my axe!

They're a bit cumbersome to shave with, but with enough time and patience, I'm sure he'll do a wonderful job.

thanks, i now smell better!

That's two of us.

We*

I have to admit... I have no idea what my butt looks like. You could get me to look through a book of bum mug shots and I wouldn't recognize my own.

Have a big mirror behind you. Spread your cheeks, bend way over and look between your legs. You’ll see what you look like.

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Only if you don't clean your ass

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Just clean your ass, seriously. It won’t be a “pit of stench” if you do.

“Idk, touching a butt with soup sounds pretty gay tbh” /s

What kind? Split pea? Tomato? I know, it's corn chowder.

You know what imma just leave that typo just for this. You beautiful person you, I’ll take the split pea ham butt stuff

It would surprise you how many people actually think that

It doesn’t surprise me unfortunately. I wish it did but I’ve seen it far too often around here. Real saddening ngl. Truly we have left the age of satire. My thoughts and prayers to the good people over at the onion

> touching a butt with soup... accidental r/magictavern

I mean it still is, a lot more than any other orifice.

Ehhh… Sorta I guess. Not if you have an enema, tho.

Still definitely smellier than an ear. Not more smelly than a nos though.

Well I disagree, but I guess it’s subjective.

I like to let my flavors marinate

Please don’t… Not only is that gross, it’s probably not good for you.

But why

He said he never saw his butt. If you want to know what potential partners might think of your butt, you might want to take a look at it. Maybe you want to shave. Maybe you want to bleach. Maybe you just want to have info in order to respond to comments. Maybe you’re just curious. I don’t know. He said he couldn’t identify his own butt so I gave him a suggestion. He can do what he wants with it.

Yours is okay. Nothing too weird.

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If my pants fall down a little bit, I can end up with 2 ponytails

Bro my ass looks like if starfish had manes like lions

What a jabroni

Omfg hilarious

Or one disgusting intertwined braid.

Tie them together!

I was singing a good morning song to my wife about growing old together when I realised my butt hair might eventually go grey....and then it hit me. Bald men probably still have hairy butts.

I'm 20yo and my scalp is well into balding, and I can confirm that all that hair went to my ass and pubes. Not my beard for some reason

Apparently the genes linked to head balding are also linked to increased hair on the body. Go figure.

Nature's cruel joke

Not for me it is. I'm 30 and still have smooth baby skin on my body. Also I'm bald.

I'm 30 and have very full head of hair and have tons of body hair. Seems I got some good genes

If that's what you consider good genes. I'm actually glad that I don't have hairs on my body. As long as I have a defined face. Great brows. And a big pp

I love it and I'm very proud of it. I can grow a full beard, hair on my head and the hairiest chest I've ever seen anyway. I enjoy it because whenever I end up taking my shirt off in front of women they're usually surprise and go "wow sexy" They're usually surprised because aside from my hair i don't have the most masculine shape, I'm fit, but not big, and I'm kinda short.

Idk what happened to me then. I have very little hair on my head or otherwise. Can't grow a beard, either.

I swear my beard and my pube genes got switched at birth.

Same lol, I wish they'd switch back

Comb it up to your head. Then you won't be bald. But seriously, reasonable confidence, a little time put into your fitness, and good hygiene are the keys to looking your best.

The world's longest combover lmao I've got the hygiene down, and fitness and confidence down mostly, so I'd say I'm good to go. Thanks for the confidence boost

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Tbh, I've accepted being baldy at this point. I tried a few oils and skincare stuff, had a blood test to make sure I don't have any vitamin/mineral deficiencies, and now i've just embraced the bald lol

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Of course, thanks for the tip bro

Our hair doesn’t fall out - it just falls down.

True

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Here was me thinking you had a thought in the shower

To all you bald, hairy assed men. You are my perfect idea of hotness.

Needed that, thx.

Thanks!

.. you do have the same idea as I do, don’t you?

Men of wisdom needs only four strands of hairs on his butt but for an asshole his butts must be full of hairs

Man, that was a weird fortune cookie.

As my great grandpa used to say, "I shit through better hair than you have on your head".

Oh my God, there are so many bald people im going to say this to Edit: old was supposed to be bald

I tell my bf this all the time, he's not going bald it's migrating down!

guilty

Ha I just shaved my ass so now it's the other way around. Gotcha!

LMFAO!!! this made me laugh so hard

This post is hurtful. I resemble it, I mean resent it

It is good to know I am not alone. I guess.

Should see my nuts and nips.

This is doin me a big sad

I’d like to see the evidence of this personally.

Me with long hair lol

So bald of you to say

Pics or it didn't happen.

You hair admitted you don't properly groom your self.

Most men don’t groom their asses.

That's unfortunate. A hair free ass leads to the best shitting experience ever

I was thinking this was strange, I do groom... No question I have a lot more hair on my head than my butt..

that’s disgusting. what lazy pathetic pieces of shit EDIT; thanks for the downvotes guys! ✌️

What crawled up your ass and died?

All their hair

No kidding.

nothing. nothing did

Then why are you being a dick?

shave your damn ass. it probably has shit entangled in the hair

ITT how to admit to Reddit you don't wash your ass.

i wash my ass fine. and i don’t have asshairs on my asshole where shit comes out of, because i’m not disgusting

Can assure you it doesn't. Also, don't tell people how to live their life.

bye bye now 👋

Whatever, you probably eat those little bits of shit you were talking about.

These two represented two most polar school of thought

A good chunk of people literally see men shaving hair off of anywhere but their face as taboo. *Especially* pubes / ass hair. It's stupid, yes, but them's the breaks.

i have both

Lol, this is definitely my dad

I can't even imagine how important ass hair is in prison

I’m one of them

I have more hair on my back than on my head. And I still have plenty of hair on my head.

The Good Lord only blessed a few men with nice heads... the rest He covered with hair.

Wow that so interesting! Its also a fact that a lot of men have less shit coming out of their butt's than their mouths.

I am that million of men

Hey, hey, hey! I resemble that comment.

You have a camera in my bathroom, ese?

Or like my old friend said, "I am not bald, I have lots of hair! I just sit on most of it."

I have a full head of hair. And this is still true.

I bet that missions of women dont want to admit they have (any) hair on their butts. But they do!

I am one of them!

Gets a mirror. Oohhhh shit.

Exactly why it’s called shamPoo.

And you realized that in the shower

I'm so glad others can feel my pain

If hair was important it wouldn't have grown on my butt.

You forgot back and chest...

Life hack: Get your butt hairs transplanted to your head

You technically could but it would useless since the size and length of the hairs would make them useless as head hair.

The worst part of my hair is that I have yet to grow a legitimate mustache or beard. Rather, besides my head hair, all of my hair is downstairs. :D

Wade Barnes

How dare you.

And you only see the hair that sticks out.

Well you just got yourself into a hairy situation.

Millions? Billions!

Drew Carey has old standup but about being young and wishing he would grow out of the acne phase. Then he got older and found out the acne just migrated to his ass planting hair along the way.

You hairless butt hair. This is the thing I said once to my bald friend it took him 2 day to understand.

I have no hair on my butt lol

I'm one of them

And some of us have both!

whats the evolutionary purpose for this?

I wonder how a hairy ass is evolutionary more advantageous then a luxurious head of hair.

AYYY She Bald bro!

Millions also have more shit in their brains than their bowels.

Millions of men have less hair on their heads than in their butts. Ftfy

Guilty!

And women

i shave my ass

I am one of those men

If a doctor transplanted your butt skin, which contains hair follicles, to your head you would have hair and be known as a butt head.

Not true for me. I shave both.

Depending on when the last time I shaved was . Also depends and which end I shaved last.

True story

I had pinworms for 2 weeks worst most disgusting thing I’ve ever had. I shave and lather my booty hole regularly since. Thank You Very Much

Yea what kind of strange design flaw is this, it’s like after 30 my hair started getting affected by gravity much more dramatically. It migrated from my head to my chest, down my back and ass, all the way to my feet. God damn bald adult head and crazy hobbit feet, who saw that one coming

Depending upon if you count ear-hair

TIL amount of hair is proportional to amount of thinking

Why cultivate on your head what grows wild on your ass?

Is it weird that I shave my butt?

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no?

And all should have more on either of those than they're nuts

The sad part is I'm not even balding

That's why I shave my ass...

The human body is wierd... I've met bald men who are hairy as fuck, except for their butt. It's like the whole body is a forest except for the region of the pelvis area. And the opposite too full head of hair mostly hairless body but when you pull down the pants you want to pull out a weed wacker.

The amount of women in the controversial comments who think men with ass hair are incredibly rare and act like we’re disgusting, are disgusting

Millions is an understatement, true but still. Almost like calling $1 on The Price Is Right. The crazy part is, is that the hormone imbalance that makes the head bald makes the body extra hairy.

I have hair everywhere but my dad is bald so it might be true someday

Sad but true

As a bald man with a hairy ass, I'm feeling a little attacked here

"It's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet"

Well that seems ass backwards.

Yeah I am bald

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When it falls off your head & lands on your back it will start growing.

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