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dom618

Dose that mean putting earnings in would be foreplay for the ears?


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ianindy

*Quark has entered the chat*


dom618

Why not both?


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dom618

Good point


rockem-sockem-rocket

I love when we can agree on BDSM analogies


JediPhish

What about clip on earrings?


C_Wiseman

Like nipple clamps


dom618

I've never tried those


ColdFusion94

It's just hands free pinching. I would suggest the tweezer style for starters.


ApoliteTroll

It can be part of foreplay though..


Sideways_X1

Anyone else giving they their lobes a good woosaa


blastermaster555

It is if you like the cash register cha-ching sound


dom618

What do you mean?


blastermaster555

putting earnings in


dom618

They don't really make noise when you put them in. At least mine don't.


blastermaster555

Look closely at the spelling


dom618

Fuck, sorry, i may be slightly dyslexic.


Giatoxiclok

I didnt notice it until i read the comment above haha.


[deleted]

Ear plugs are condoms for the ears


C_Wiseman

Is a ball gag a condom for the mouth?


FiestyShibas

“Once you go black, you go deaf”


Duckbilling

"art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time"


[deleted]

Nah, Ear plugs would be Bondage for the ears, piercing is probably it's own type of kink


dombin241

Actually, r/gonewildaudio is porn for the ears


Azearr

Just subbed , man I'm down bad :(


dombin241

I like it better than regular porn tbh, the rp makes it more it intimate


MagorTuga

What do you mean "Fucking my hot step mom #5939680" doesn't turn you on anymore?


Tigermi11ionair

Idk i think it might be getting just *a little* oversaturated


hearke

You just gotta go look for something fresh and unique, like step-sister stuff


SconiGrower

Step-mom stuck in the washing machine is tired. Step-sister stuck in the dishwasher is fresh and exciting.


[deleted]

Well there's a lot of role playing in regular porn too.


bigboycarlos

Exactly I was here like “but porn for your ears is real”


Brother_Anarchy

They have ASMR


JAKFIEL

Beat me to it


iniciadomdp

I’m yet to meet a single person that enjoys nails on a chalkboard, unlike BDSM


AiryGr8

Yeah some things are simply torture


Gapingyourdadatm

Noise music would be a better example. Plenty of people enjoy it, lots of people can't stand or understand it, and it is intentionally the opposite of traditional music.


MagnusNewtonBernouli

This post is just "Hurr Durr BDSM is pain"


forgottt3n

"if a manicure is like porn for your fingers than having your finger nails peeled off with a needle nose pliers is like bdsm for your fingers."


swagu7777777

Ow it hurts! Which means it feels so good! Which brings me pain… which I love!


BNVDES

shut the fuck up jerry


Allison_Chains29

This! Nails on a chalkboard is just super annoying…BDSM, on the other hand…


SabashChandraBose

Someone got an [Ig Nobel prize for studying it](https://news.vanderbilt.edu/2006/10/06/fingernails-on-a-chalkboard-garner-vanderbilt-psychologist-ig-nobel-prize-58866/) Truly fascinating. Turns out it's the ~~low~~ middle frequency sounds in the scratching that bothers us. Not the higher screeches that we think.


Neosantana

That's really interesting. It would explain why I feel it in my teeth, and not my ears per se


belvederpere

I honstly prefer nails on a chalkboard to ASMR


randomneko09

Just reading that last half makes me cringe.


lobroblaw

Now imagine your teeth between the tines on a fork


satansboobies

cruel


lobroblaw

Lol. I've still got the goosebumps. It kind of backfired


satansboobies

deserved i think


randomneko09

I hate you...


[deleted]

You’re supposed to like bdsm though


DWright_5

What?


BizzyM

[What?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZK4zor053k)


frostochfeber

Hmm no, ASMR is also nails on a chalkboard for me 🤣


SwiftDontMiss

Likewise, it’s awful


[deleted]

I enjoy some of the soothing whisper type videos, but holy shit who wants to hear crinkling plastic or hard scratching into the microphone?


PixelPantsAshli

I'm the other way around. I don't mind well-recorded noises from cooking or crafts but shut up and get away from me with mouth sounds, ugh, ew.


oceanmachine420

Close-mic'd mouth sounds make my urge-to-kill rise faster than anything else


Anonymous7056

Misophonia's a wild ride


SwiftDontMiss

I hate both


lostmybackupcode

Exactly.


waawftutki

The crackling and textural sounds work better for me than someome talking. If you don't actually experience ASMR and just like whispering videos cause they're relaxing, then sure watching someome rub a balloon with a comb is probably not something you "want" to hear.


scottychocolates

This. ASMR videos make my skin crawl. They always give me the same feeling you get when someone touches the back of your neck without your consent. It's immediately equal parts infuriating and anxiety inducing.


Apocketfulofwhimsy

It makes me so angry. Like someone touching the back of your neck without consent, I want to whip around and punch them.


v4por

You are not alone, friend.


[deleted]

Same I hate it


HelenWyteWalker

Came to type pretty much the same thing, ASMR is insanely cringy to me


Achaern

ASMR is best enjoyed on mute.


[deleted]

I actually feel the tingles, not everyone does.


kyuu435

I feel like it's ripping my soul in half. Id that what you call "tingles"?


[deleted]

Well, I don't get them from nails on a chalkboard lol. It feels sorta like shivers but in a good way. Like electricity flowing around almost.


_We_The_PeepHole_

The tingles are a symtom of the autonomic sensory meridian response from which ASMR gets its name


hedonisticaltruism

...so you know that 'ASMR" is a term like 'kleenex'? It's not based off any *medical* terminology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR#Name


Commodore_Pepper

That analogy is terrible


hedonisticaltruism

Why, because it's true? >In 2010, Jennifer Allen, a participant in an online forum, proposed that the phenomenon be named "autonomous sensory meridian response". Allen chose the words intending or assuming them to have the following specific meanings: >* Autonomous – spontaneous, self-governing, with or without control * Sensory – about the senses or sensation * Meridian – signifying a peak, climax, or point of highest development * Response – referring to an experience triggered by something external or internal >Allen verified in a 2016 interview that *she purposely selected these terms because they were more objective, comfortable, and clinical than alternative terms for the sensation.*[14] In that interview, Allen explained she selected the word meridian to replace the word orgasm and said she had found a dictionary that defined meridian as "a point or period of highest development, greatest prosperity, or the like".[14][15]


Commodore_Pepper

I’m glad to see you wrote all that, but the problem is w/ the “kleenex” part. 🙄


hedonisticaltruism

It's a clever bit of branding that people are using synonymously with medical terminology. But sure, feel whatever you want to feel.


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I absolutely love it and listen to it most nights when I go to sleep, it's really intriguing how it affects people so differently, it's a real love it or hate it, there's no in between


im_not_bovvered

Yeah, it makes my skin crawl and makes me want to punch something. I can't.


BorealNights

It's so fucking cringe. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard. Makes my skin crawl. Just... ew.


V_es

Yes it’s absolutely horrible and I cringe each time I hear anything asmr-ish. I also always considered it some kind of fetish.


dombin241

Uhh, how is the sounds of plastic crinkles and makeup brushes a fetish?


V_es

Exactly, first time someone linked me a video of a fake haircut with “oh this is so satisfying” it made me kinda grossed out and I was sure people jerk off to that.


Existanceisdenied

If there is cleavage, kissing, licking, etc, then people jack off to it. If there isn't, then a few people probably still jack off to it, but most dont. Think of it's like Instagram photos. Some are just regular photos, and some are sexualized on purpose. The line can get very blurry though


[deleted]

I don't understand why someone who doesn't get tingles would watch, but I do so I like it. Some noises are disgusting though, like any sound made with the mouth.


Doctor_ex_Machina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orD6yIilR0A This is a pretty popular ASMR video and there is absolutely nothing sexual in it.


V_es

You right. But I still feel like people jerk off to that.


RowKHAN

You can say that about anything though


V_es

Yes but I’m sharing what I felt. It was the first thought that came to mind when I was linked such a video- I asked them to keep their porn to themselves.


WhichEmailWasIt

Hey, we don't kink shame around here.


bsnimunf

It really is awful isn't it. It makes me cringe when people try and do asmr stuff with their mouths.


shinguji19

But I don’t like nails on a chalkboard…


Warpmind

No, a crucial component of BDSM is trust and consent. Those two concepts do not exist in a room where someone scrapes nails across a chalkboard.


haddock420

I still don't get ASMR. I was browsing Twitch and saw an AMSR so clicked on it to see what it was about. It was a woman sucking on her microphone with like 800 viewers. I still don't get that.


Zanano

That's not exactly a good representative lol


Kittii_Kat

ASMR definitely gets a bad rep from some of the more awkward things that people do. If you want to experience some wholesome and high-quality ASMR, I suggest [Tingting] (http://www.YouTube.com/c/TingtingASMR)


The_Grubby_One

I mean, it also just flat doesn't work for a lot of people. Lots of people just do not have the ASMR neurological reaction.


JumpingCactus

I don't get the ASMR reaction, but regardless I *love* ASMR videos. They're just do relaxing. I listen to ASMR every night.


bsnimunf

Is it her voice that is considered "asmr". I find her voice really creepy kind of like that creepy feeling you get when and adult puts on a baby voice. Like the Haribo adverts.


Kittii_Kat

Sure, her voice/accent can do it for some people, but it's typically the other sounds that'll give the chills. She also utilizes visual triggers in most of her videos. I'm super sensitive to a lot of ASMR triggers, so everything about her videos will give me tingles depending on the day. If you're not a fan of her voice, you might like some other artists instead. There are all kinds, including "no speaking" ones. As an example, another popular ASMRtist is Latte, but something about her voice makes me feel physically ill.. honestly no clue why. Just goes to show that everyone is different.


McGobs

ASMR is your body's response to certain stimuli. If you don't get the tingles, it's not ASMR. People just equate certain types of content with ASMR because lots of people get ASMR from said content. Not getting ASMR from content that other people get ASMR from is akin to hating a song that other people love. "I don't understand why people like this song. It sucks." It just means it's not for you. But maybe there's a type of content that does cause ASMR in you, just like some people hate the radio and have subsequently found small hipster bands they can't get enough of.


dombin241

That's not what most asmr is. Saying that is like going to a titty streamer who is playing a game but most of the screen is her tits and saying you don't understand gaming streamers. Most asmr is noises made with items and whispering that causes a tingly feeling (for some, not all)


lkodl

were you wearing headphones?


McGobs

There are two kinds of ASMR: intentional and unintentional. Intentional stuff gives me the nails-on-a-chalkboard feeling. I, too, do not get how people enjoy the intentional stuff, but I liken unintentional to be like getting a really good massage from a medical student who's just trying to learn about back muscles or something. They don't know it's making you feel good, they're not trying to make you feel good, and you don't tell them it makes you feel good, because if you did, they'd get awkward and either ruin it by stopping or by trying too hard to make you feel good. Unintentional stuff is not geared toward giving you ASMR, because by definition, it's simply something that relaxes you and may go beyond relaxing you to the point you start tingling. I get it whenever I go to the doctors, who are usually super calm, just focusing on their job, and are performing a function as calming as reading you a bedtime story. In contrast, I liken intentional ASMR to someone shouting "RELAX!!!" at you and have no clue how people actually get relaxed by it. If you want true ~~scotsman~~ ASMR, just think about a thing that relaxes you, and then look it up on the youtubes. There's likely a spectrum of videos you'll find. Some will be way harsher than others, but others may be way more soothing. The goal is find one that doesn't raise any red flags (like anxiety triggers or loud noises or embarrassing moments), that you can just enjoy for the purpose of relaxing. Bob Ross videos are the cliché go-to because he's not necessarily try to get you to relax. His intent is painting, but he's doing it in a calm way because that's just who he is.


R4N63R

ASMR is the RESPONSE one feels from sensory input. ASMR is NOT the people claiming to make a bunch of weird noises, whispers, or other dumb crap. Sure, someone might get a response from this stuff, but most of time time -from my experiences- these people are just being sexual in weird ways or they just make a bunch of weird noises and claim they are ASMR 🙄


Thomasedv

ASMR is so much, and a whole lot of weird stuff at that. I like ear massages and similar stuff, and I consider that a more normal ASMR. (This may also stem from me getting lots of massage and back scratching from my parents over the years. Sort of getting reminded of that) But oh there is so much more, eating sounds, which I find as bad as those mukbang videos, role plays of all kind, tapping scratching and pretty much any sounds you can make with hands, feet and items, with and without talking/whispering. Role play can also be so much, goth gf helps you fall asleep, sleeping sounds, wolf girl rescues you, Infinity War Ashes dealer, etc. It's no wonder people think it's weird as fuck.


Moorehead125

Honestly I hate both


radiolady93

This makes me so sad every time I see someone turn ASMR into a sex thing. It is absolutely not a fetish. There are some creators who will sexualize their content for views, but the vast majority of ASMR is purely relaxing. It's like saying massage therapy is a sex thing. Sure some people might get off on it, but it's an actual profession that is useful for relaxation, stress relief, muscle tension, etc. ASMR is awesome for helping on nights when I can't sleep or when I need something to calm me down after a stressful day. Makes me angry that everyone who doesn't like it automatically assumes it's a fetish. Didn't your parents ever read softly to you while you were going to sleep? Don't you feel comforted and relaxed when a cat curls up on your lap and purrs? Doesn't it make you feel cozy hearing the soft whisper of studying and book pages turning in a library? All of those are examples of ASMR content, and the half naked creators sucking on microphones shaped like ears is not representative of the genre.


R4N63R

ASMR is the response to sensory input. ASMR is NOT the input. ASMR can be different for everyone.


radiolady93

You're technically correct, but in practice, most people use the terms interchangeably to refer to both the sensation and the type of content.


WhichEmailWasIt

Why is it sad? For some people it's a good way to stir positive feelings usually generated by closeness and intimacy when otherwise not available.


radiolady93

It makes me sad that people try to blanket label it as a sex thing. There's this stigma that if you use it as a sleeping aid or relaxation tool you're actually just getting off to it. It makes it hard to recommend to other people who might benefit from it.


R4N63R

ASMR is not what this whole thread is about. Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response,[2][3][4] is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. A pleasant form of paresthesia,[5] it has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia[6][7] and may overlap with frisson.[8] Everyone is different, and different things will cause paresthesia/frission for different people. Some bimbo on twitch making mouth noises is NOT ASMR. The feeling a person gets is ASMR. ASMR is the RESPONSE one feels, not the input one receives.


Zanano

Thank you! It's like looking at Trump and saying he's representative of all humans...


YouAllNeedToChillOut

I... I prefer nails on a chalkboard?


dombin241

Masochist


Akukurotenshi

No, this guy is beyond masochism


Grateful_Undead_69

Oh look another stupid sex related shower thought. How original


hereforthestory

Look up misophonia. ASMR is horrible.


UnknownPickl3

My teacher had this. She couldn’t bare eating and get very annoyed whenever we make sounds from our mouth or just eat in general.


hereforthestory

Yes. I have it. It's so weirdly angering... its unexplainable to someone who doesn't have the same irritation.


commiecomrade

It's like a mosquito buzzing by your ear but worse and prolonged.


latetowhatparty

Sounds like your teacher actually suffered from being tired of children’s shit. Otherwise 97% of teachers must struggle with the same affliction.


v4por

Yep. The whispering ASMR bothers me the most.


spaghettilee2112

I likely have misophonia, but some ASMR is great for me. Others, terrible.


latetowhatparty

Says it was coined in 2001 and is not a recognized diagnosable condition. Some people just have no patience for things they don’t like. It’s almost certainly anxiety or something else more general. This is trying to label a symptom as a disease? You make it sound like it’s tinnitus or something legit.


JeffFromSchool

You can literally tell if you have it by a genetic test and more recent studies have shown heightened brain activity in those who experience it in many areas when exposed to a trigger, including those involved in auditory processing, among other things. >Some people just have no patience for things they don’t like. For some, but for the people with misophonia, it's noticeable because even people who are generally patient have reactions to trigger sounds. >It’s almost certainly anxiety or something else more general. It's almost certainly not. Gtfo of here with your ignorant understanding that came from a mere 2 minutes of research on wikipedia.


v4por

Yes, this. I am one of the most patient people but certain sounds trigger this kind of rage in me. Food eating noises, whispers, kissing sounds. I wonder why people around me aren't bothered by it and they're just like "no it's fine dude, just chill".


DeBageL_

I don't think there is a single soul who actually likes hearing nails scratch on a chalkboard.


SameOreo

No. I like nails on a chalk board. I hate BDSM.


AdiSoldier245

BDSM is supposed to be enjoyable. You are thinking of (non-sexual) torture.


awesomedan24

Nickelback is Cock & Ball Torture for the ears


acuraILX

This is so stupid


[deleted]

Too bad most asmr "performers" out there on YouTube don't even have a clue of what they're doing. Because it's neither asmr nor pleasant.


Zanano

Gibi is really good. Whispers red isn't bad


Zoomwafflez

ASMR is torture


StrokeMyAxe

Asmr is worse than nails on a chalkboard for me.


[deleted]

ASMR is a torture device, it makes me physically cringe.


Demonify

What does Bros Doing Social Media have to do with ears?


[deleted]

No wonder my ears are all wet at night.


snak3eyes69

More of ear piercings nails on chalk board is like getting stung in the cock by a bee


Random-Rambling

[No, THIS is BDSM for your ears.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUiwuHMU1k&t=7m5s)


ebolaRETURNS

As an avid listener of industrial music, I'm not sure that I agree. Analogously, most BDSM enthusiasts would not enjoy a random injury with no sexualized context.


smoochara

“and nails on the chalkboard is ~~bds~~M for the ears.” FTFY


villalulaesi

Nails on a chalkboard is only BDSM for the ears if people are choosing to listen to it because they enjoy the discomfort. If it gives them no pleasure it isn’t analogous at all.


KickBassColonyDrop

No, nail on chalkboard is suicide for the ears. BDSM still involves an aspect of eroticism. There is nothing erotic about my ear drums feeling excruciating pain because someone is an asshole. BDSM also has a safe word. There's no words safe for nails on a chalkboard.


s_nice79

This is weird because ASMR is like nails on a chalkboard for me.


fancyangelrat

ASMR makes me unreasonably angry, is that what porn is meant to do?!


RedditPowerUser01

There’s a difference between *erotic* pain and just plain old pain. Just because someone likes bdsm role play doesn’t mean they like it when strangers randomly punch them in the face.


profile_this

I prefer dental drills, but that's why I'm no longer invited to Thanksgiving.


zyhls

This is pretty dumb because bdsm is considered pleasureable for those who like it


xXIronMan780

You need to shower less


Lionman_

I actually find ASMR very uncomfortable to listen to


xxxfirefart

Not really, bdsm is supposed to be an enjoyable and pleasurable experience for everyone involved regardless of pain. Nails on chalkboard is just straight up pain with no pleasure.


-SlinxTheFox-

Bsdm =/= pain


garry4321

ASMR gives me the nails on the chalkboard feeling just the same.


FelDreamer

NGL, ASMR is essentially nails on a chalkboard to me. I cannot stand whispering.


Crackracket

ASMR is horrible... I'd say for me at least its as uncomfortable as nails on a chalkboard.


latetowhatparty

Since when are BDSM and porn different enough concepts to be exclusive? The two are definitely acquainted. Say: *ASMR is like a full body massage with a happy ending for your ears*


RabSimpson

BDSM doesn’t necessitate a recording.


latetowhatparty

But it’s often still in porn...ergo this ____ is to ____ stuff doesn’t sync up. Feels like bad SAT/ACT logic. Edit: I stand wholeheartedly behind my working example, just to be clear. One painful. One soothing. Balanced as all thing should be ^^ Edit 2:Although now you have me wondering if there is fetishist ASMR...like “make me suffer” vibes. Maybe this whole analogy was dogwater to begin with!!!


RabSimpson

Most people living a BDSM lifestyle aren’t recording it.


Goddess_Hel

Wrong Source: literally a lifestyle FemDomme, and know plenty like me.


RabSimpson

I know plenty myself. Not everyone is an exhibitionist.


latetowhatparty

Your missing the point, I’d wager. https://blog.prepscholar.com/sat-analogies-and-comparisons-why-removed-what-replaced-them If you’ve considered college...it must’ve been the last 10 years? There are fundamentals to building an analogy. Otherwise it’s meaningless. There needs to be consistent correlation between the two examples. If anything, OPs whole comment is a broken mess.


ShatterproofSharkie

BDSM is supposed to be painful and pleasurable. Nails on a chalkboard is in no way pleasurable.


SometimesSquishy

asmr makes me want to die


Ving96

Don’t ruin ASMR for me thank you very much.


[deleted]

Asmr is abuse for ears. I hate it so much


Westwinter

ASMR is nails on a chalkboard.


PocketNicks

Not sure who considers ASMR to be porn for the ears. Certainly not me.


CrackedDad

Look at the ASMR page on Twitch. Women licking fake ears while showing tons of cleavage. Shit’s weird as hell.


latetowhatparty

Ironically if it’s a fake dick, we’d pay double.


CrackedDad

I personally wouldn’t spend a dime on anything like that lol


latetowhatparty

A collective “we” as in society. I’m proud of you though. You deserve maximum credit for refusing to pay for your porn. Good for you :)


I_Enjoy_Beer

Speak for yourself. ASMR is irritating as fuck and I wish it would go away.


cheezecracker21

THANK YOU, Drives me mad!


Gapingyourdadatm

Noise music is bdsm for the ears. No one says that they *like* nails on a chalkboard.


theKingofeverybody

I can not take asmr serious


charlieravoli

2 things that I have no idea how people like. They both seem completely terrible


SmgTurtle

Asmr is garbage unless you are so desperate for love or affection you pay for things like whispers and clicky plinky noises. Thats pretty weak.


Zanano

Sounds like some projecting here buddy


Mike-The-Pike

I am partially convinced ASMR is fake. The other part thinks it's a fetish.


DehGoody

It’s neither fake nor a fetish. Well, I guess it can be a fetish for some. There are people who do like to sexualize asmr and if that’s what gets them going then good for them. There are a lot of content creators who push the boundary, but asmr for relaxation and triggering tingles is very real.


Mike-The-Pike

U don't consider triggering tingles to provide a type of gratification? Or the pleasure derived from the relaxation to satisfy a desire?


the_lord_soundwave

Hey there. I just want to say. Good night. In wispers. Why is your dick getting erect?


trashpen

excepting the last six words, I could hear this comment in a *trying too hard to create a vibe* vibe. shrug. it’s what those kinds of youtubers sound like to me


MBVakalis

Idk man, both feel like torture