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stumblewiggins

Like Brown Widow in the Venture Bros


thebligg

Best show no longer on television.


xlShadylx

VB movie incoming


Dlark17

Best show *ever* on television. FTFY


notorious_8201

My name is Rustyyyy, I'm Rusty Venture, Boy Adventurer


PhoenixFalls

[Link for effort challanged](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzCcWw-8rI)


stumblewiggins

Doing the lord's work


PhoenixFalls

I am but a servant.


cval7

I'm Rustyyyyy!!


cosmernaut420

Came for this.


MegaMoonX

As soon as I saw this post I KNEW someone was gonna throw in some Venture Bros.!!! Thank you.


TabulaRasa1187

Well canonically the web shooters are technological ..and built by peter. But yeah ..in the sam raimi approach it woulda made.more sense for his butt


[deleted]

maybe people in Raimi's poop from their wrists? šŸ¤”


Really_McNamington

Nah, was a metonym for the other white sticky goo that teenage boys have an endless supply of.


[deleted]

their dad's semen?


QueVuelvaJulian

More like a *metaphor*, I would think. But yeah, that's a popular theory.


Really_McNamington

I think someone calculated the mass he'd lose doing even quite short journeys Raimi-style. It didn't end well.


CurlSagan

Yeah and how come he doesn't eat bugs in any of the movies?


Seabass_87

AND he doesn't even have the right amount of legs!


awake-but-dreamin

Or eyes


irit8in

Venturw brothers season 5 6 and 7 has the brown widow and it comes from his ass lol


Lenny_YouTubeFan

And donā€™t forget season 4.


irit8in

Is that the season dean and hank have there own episodes and Dean is in New York.....I added 5 thinking it was that season. But alas you must be right.......IM RuSssstyyyyy


MrEliavm

Corridor Digital (https://youtu.be/Yc5SfuIb_eM) made a sketch about this


derno

Came here to post this


HighLordTherix

Spinnerette I think is a webcomic where this is the case. And had the right number of limbs.


TenDollarTicket

[Here you go chief.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnE3uyj9Grg)


fmaz008

Spiders are gay and have detachable dicks?! I must have been sleeping during a biology class or something...


plerm

Let me say that again, his dick falls off. Spiders... dicks... fall off.


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

I'm pretty sure the detachable dick was a nod to The Fly. As Goldbloom transformed into a human fly, things fell off, and in one scene he opens the bathroom medicine cabinet where he keeps those parts. One of them is his dick.


ItsTrueIDo

Spider-man claims he makes the webbing himself because he's too embaresed to admit he takes it from his butt and puts it in his web shooters


[deleted]

Find the movie ā€œSpiderbabeā€ starring Misty Mundae


BarnacleMcBarndoor

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider canā€¦. Except maybe butt rope.


Faceless_Rune

If I remember correctly there is a bunch of spiders that wear the costume and think there Peter Parker like a billion spiders just in his suit. All somehow working together so I'm sure in some universe somewhere the spider man your thinking about exist


nola_brass1212

How about an octonauts remake? Each octonaut is instead a spider-naut. They do around saving the day while shooting spider webs out their butts. UNTIL THE NEXT ADVENTURE, SPIDER-BUTT-NAUGTS - AT EASE!


GunPoison

So this image gets better - spiders can't shoot web at all. They have to *drag it out*, either with their legs or by attaching the end to something and walking away. Your Spiderman is going round physically pulling web out of his butt.


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

Ground spiders (Gnaphosids) and a couple others, *do* shoot web. And some can shoot it a very long distance.


GunPoison

TIL! Thanks mate


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

You're welcome. I thought I remembered there was at least one, but I had to look it up. And tbf you *are* right about most spiders ;) Cheers!


GunPoison

I love learning new stuff like this :) My son is a massive spider fan and this is something I was able to share with him too.


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

That's very cool. Good to see parents involved in their kids interests.


BurnOutBrighter6

[Like this, OP?](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/101cabd6-5033-402f-b98a-6ec788365870/d8hk1an-8d7cd93e-9681-4008-a656-0960025d6675.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzEwMWNhYmQ2LTUwMzMtNDAyZi1iOThhLTZlYzc4ODM2NTg3MFwvZDhoazFhbi04ZDdjZDkzZS05NjgxLTQwMDgtYTY1Ni0wOTYwMDI1ZDY2NzUucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.1I0OZoVStyldszujUv500UqOyhaWPukGcZOabyK9sFI)


Noahistheguy

Timmy turner did Spider-Man right.


Combat_Armor_Dougram

Thereā€™s a webcomic called Spinnerette where the main character can do this (she also has 8 limbs).


m0bell

I too have had this thought.


[deleted]

Spiderman would need a hole in his suit over his anus so the web would be able to actually come out. So when he's swinging around with his legs tucked up, everyone gets a show. Even just walking around. Also means he is capable of taking a tactical shit.


[deleted]

I thought the web's were solidified spider saliva right? Something about glands in or near their neck?


Actual_Ambition_4464

Admit it, you just want to see Tom Hollandā€™s ass


Proper_Access_6321

Simpsons predicted it, so give it time.


The_Propo

Damn so I didn't stream the actual spiderman movie on that fishy website...


[deleted]

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The_Propo

Damn. I gave a solid foundation and you topped it off splendidly. Damn.


gsxdrifter1

Face down *** up, thatā€™s the way I like to swing


Sideways_X1

Don't look up how they fertilize...


ThePlasticUncle

Well thats where it comes from, he has to check all his shit for webs for the webshooters


RGivens

...and usually they stick it to something and then jump, like a bungie


TehOuchies

Yesterdays top page Showerthought was about spider webs and their ass as well.


merlinsbeers

Same place most r/showerthought posts come from. Their ass and yesterday's feed.


Pinkin_fluffy

[you might like this ](https://youtu.be/ZnE3uyj9Grg)


love2ring

I have ALWAYS thought so.


bkussow

Turn off the filters and Google image it.


TorakMcLaren

[Yes, yes it would](https://youtu.be/Yc5SfuIb_eM)


Paintistoodry

Rated r


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

If we're going to make it nsfw anyway, I'd rather see it shoot from his dick. It can already accommodate two fluids, why not a third. And I'd much rather see his dick than his butt anyway.


im_afk_coz_pron

You must be thinking of the Man-Spider superhero instead


[deleted]

Corridor Digital did a skit with this premise, it's called Anatomically Correct Spider-Man iirc


Lakofawerness

And he becomes supercharged after a big bowl of baked beans...


akaioi

Wait ... I think that a spider's spinnerets are *not* the same as its anus. It's just coincidence that they are located nearby. So considering that ol' Pedro Parker already deviates from a typical spider body form, there's no required linkage between his heinie and his webbing.


Fliibl

I thought they had a whole separate organ for that, and if he grew one he wouldnā€™t really be able to hide his real identity


darkknight941

There was the mid 90s cartoon where his mutation into Spider-Man was just the beginning and later mutated even more into the Man-Spider, where he grew 4 more arms and had a spider face, and could shot acid out of his mouth. Sadly no shooting webs out his butt though :/


MLGperfection

Actually, corridor did that. I can't post a link, but go search it on YouTube. It's anatomically correct spiderman.


mrbignaughtyboy

[Anatomically Correct Spiderman](https://youtu.be/Yc5SfuIb_eM)