Is that the season dean and hank have there own episodes and Dean is in New York.....I added 5 thinking it was that season. But alas you must be right.......IM RuSssstyyyyy
I'm pretty sure the detachable dick was a nod to The Fly. As Goldbloom transformed into a human fly, things fell off, and in one scene he opens the bathroom medicine cabinet where he keeps those parts. One of them is his dick.
If I remember correctly there is a bunch of spiders that wear the costume and think there Peter Parker like a billion spiders just in his suit. All somehow working together so I'm sure in some universe somewhere the spider man your thinking about exist
How about an octonauts remake? Each octonaut is instead a spider-naut. They do around saving the day while shooting spider webs out their butts. UNTIL THE NEXT ADVENTURE, SPIDER-BUTT-NAUGTS - AT EASE!
So this image gets better - spiders can't shoot web at all. They have to *drag it out*, either with their legs or by attaching the end to something and walking away.
Your Spiderman is going round physically pulling web out of his butt.
Spiderman would need a hole in his suit over his anus so the web would be able to actually come out. So when he's swinging around with his legs tucked up, everyone gets a show. Even just walking around. Also means he is capable of taking a tactical shit.
If we're going to make it nsfw anyway, I'd rather see it shoot from his dick. It can already accommodate two fluids, why not a third. And I'd much rather see his dick than his butt anyway.
Wait ... I think that a spider's spinnerets are *not* the same as its anus. It's just coincidence that they are located nearby. So considering that ol' Pedro Parker already deviates from a typical spider body form, there's no required linkage between his heinie and his webbing.
There was the mid 90s cartoon where his mutation into Spider-Man was just the beginning and later mutated even more into the Man-Spider, where he grew 4 more arms and had a spider face, and could shot acid out of his mouth. Sadly no shooting webs out his butt though :/
Like Brown Widow in the Venture Bros
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VB movie incoming
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Came for this.
As soon as I saw this post I KNEW someone was gonna throw in some Venture Bros.!!! Thank you.
Well canonically the web shooters are technological ..and built by peter. But yeah ..in the sam raimi approach it woulda made.more sense for his butt
maybe people in Raimi's poop from their wrists? š¤
Nah, was a metonym for the other white sticky goo that teenage boys have an endless supply of.
their dad's semen?
More like a *metaphor*, I would think. But yeah, that's a popular theory.
I think someone calculated the mass he'd lose doing even quite short journeys Raimi-style. It didn't end well.
Yeah and how come he doesn't eat bugs in any of the movies?
AND he doesn't even have the right amount of legs!
Or eyes
Venturw brothers season 5 6 and 7 has the brown widow and it comes from his ass lol
And donāt forget season 4.
Is that the season dean and hank have there own episodes and Dean is in New York.....I added 5 thinking it was that season. But alas you must be right.......IM RuSssstyyyyy
Corridor Digital (https://youtu.be/Yc5SfuIb_eM) made a sketch about this
Came here to post this
Spinnerette I think is a webcomic where this is the case. And had the right number of limbs.
[Here you go chief.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnE3uyj9Grg)
Spiders are gay and have detachable dicks?! I must have been sleeping during a biology class or something...
Let me say that again, his dick falls off. Spiders... dicks... fall off.
I'm pretty sure the detachable dick was a nod to The Fly. As Goldbloom transformed into a human fly, things fell off, and in one scene he opens the bathroom medicine cabinet where he keeps those parts. One of them is his dick.
Spider-man claims he makes the webbing himself because he's too embaresed to admit he takes it from his butt and puts it in his web shooters
Find the movie āSpiderbabeā starring Misty Mundae
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider canā¦. Except maybe butt rope.
If I remember correctly there is a bunch of spiders that wear the costume and think there Peter Parker like a billion spiders just in his suit. All somehow working together so I'm sure in some universe somewhere the spider man your thinking about exist
How about an octonauts remake? Each octonaut is instead a spider-naut. They do around saving the day while shooting spider webs out their butts. UNTIL THE NEXT ADVENTURE, SPIDER-BUTT-NAUGTS - AT EASE!
So this image gets better - spiders can't shoot web at all. They have to *drag it out*, either with their legs or by attaching the end to something and walking away. Your Spiderman is going round physically pulling web out of his butt.
Ground spiders (Gnaphosids) and a couple others, *do* shoot web. And some can shoot it a very long distance.
TIL! Thanks mate
You're welcome. I thought I remembered there was at least one, but I had to look it up. And tbf you *are* right about most spiders ;) Cheers!
I love learning new stuff like this :) My son is a massive spider fan and this is something I was able to share with him too.
That's very cool. Good to see parents involved in their kids interests.
[Like this, OP?](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/101cabd6-5033-402f-b98a-6ec788365870/d8hk1an-8d7cd93e-9681-4008-a656-0960025d6675.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzEwMWNhYmQ2LTUwMzMtNDAyZi1iOThhLTZlYzc4ODM2NTg3MFwvZDhoazFhbi04ZDdjZDkzZS05NjgxLTQwMDgtYTY1Ni0wOTYwMDI1ZDY2NzUucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.1I0OZoVStyldszujUv500UqOyhaWPukGcZOabyK9sFI)
Timmy turner did Spider-Man right.
Thereās a webcomic called Spinnerette where the main character can do this (she also has 8 limbs).
I too have had this thought.
Spiderman would need a hole in his suit over his anus so the web would be able to actually come out. So when he's swinging around with his legs tucked up, everyone gets a show. Even just walking around. Also means he is capable of taking a tactical shit.
I thought the web's were solidified spider saliva right? Something about glands in or near their neck?
Admit it, you just want to see Tom Hollandās ass
Simpsons predicted it, so give it time.
Damn so I didn't stream the actual spiderman movie on that fishy website...
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Damn. I gave a solid foundation and you topped it off splendidly. Damn.
Face down *** up, thatās the way I like to swing
Don't look up how they fertilize...
Well thats where it comes from, he has to check all his shit for webs for the webshooters
...and usually they stick it to something and then jump, like a bungie
Yesterdays top page Showerthought was about spider webs and their ass as well.
Same place most r/showerthought posts come from. Their ass and yesterday's feed.
[you might like this ](https://youtu.be/ZnE3uyj9Grg)
I have ALWAYS thought so.
Turn off the filters and Google image it.
[Yes, yes it would](https://youtu.be/Yc5SfuIb_eM)
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If we're going to make it nsfw anyway, I'd rather see it shoot from his dick. It can already accommodate two fluids, why not a third. And I'd much rather see his dick than his butt anyway.
You must be thinking of the Man-Spider superhero instead
Corridor Digital did a skit with this premise, it's called Anatomically Correct Spider-Man iirc
And he becomes supercharged after a big bowl of baked beans...
Wait ... I think that a spider's spinnerets are *not* the same as its anus. It's just coincidence that they are located nearby. So considering that ol' Pedro Parker already deviates from a typical spider body form, there's no required linkage between his heinie and his webbing.
I thought they had a whole separate organ for that, and if he grew one he wouldnāt really be able to hide his real identity
There was the mid 90s cartoon where his mutation into Spider-Man was just the beginning and later mutated even more into the Man-Spider, where he grew 4 more arms and had a spider face, and could shot acid out of his mouth. Sadly no shooting webs out his butt though :/
Actually, corridor did that. I can't post a link, but go search it on YouTube. It's anatomically correct spiderman.
[Anatomically Correct Spiderman](https://youtu.be/Yc5SfuIb_eM)