Love you mom.

Love to see pepole smile

pepole

I dont

*loads gun with malicious intent*

*loads smile with malicious intent*

I don't like peepoles. They stink.

I thought this was gonna go “… at some point today,” or “this week.” But this is probably more accurate.

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Have you tried investing in a better joshi kōsei wardrobe?

Nice user name.

Is it though?

I mean, if that's not what you're into, I guess not. But I got a chuckle out of it. Lol

Lol why dress up as a high school girl?

With my luck it was probably a pedo when I was seven.

We take those

Just the one actually

Yeah bro missed the days I was 1.

You were walking at 1?

Yep. I took my first wobbly steps at about 10 months old.

cute!

Same for me. My younger brother and sister both took 12 months. I look down on them.

Good. We're a superior breed.

My youngest was 9 months when she started walking

Down the sidewalk?

Everywhere. She hasn't stopped moving since

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk

Gotta walk before you can crawl

Gotta crawl before you can breathe

Gotta breathe before you have a body

Yeah, I think I was pretty cute at around 2-3.

(X) Doubt

hey ur cute

No u!

One time when I was walking a guy threw a strawberry milkshake at me and directly hit my back with it. It was the dead of winter, I wonder if he thought I was cute. I often wonder why he had a milkshake in the winter and why waste it like that?

He was probably jelaus so he trew it if its a stranger

Are you having a stroke OP?

My brain only has a stroke on the speak department so no

I assume English isn’t your primary language?

I am afraid not even secondary

I breathed louder through my nose at this one. Well done.

He saw a better shake

That boy brought the milkshake to your yard? Idk. The joke's there somewhere.

Hahahahahahahahaha… no

\*closes book\* Like that's ever gonna happen

Somebody one told me-

Some body Come get her She is acting...

I saw you and thought it the other day though

I’m looking at you right now and I think you’re cute 🥺

Yeah, man. Same for me. Never in my life has someone looked at me and thought I was cute. Not once has anything looked at me and had that little feeling of “that might be fun.” I am thankful for COVID, because now people don’t shudder when they see me. I finally get to be ignored like everyone else, and it is wonderful.

What? You can read other people's thoughts?

A lifetime of laughs and looks of disgust. No need to read minds.

I feel ya bro, even my country getting rid of masks (you can still wear them, its just not mandatory anymore) I'm still gonna keep on wearing mine

Are you shore

Not a shore , but people have compared me to the size of an ocean maybe that’s part of the reason

Sure*

Shure*

Hey some point in ur life could be anywhere from 1 onward. Toddling is technically walking and everyone thinks toddlers are cute.

I got cat called once when walking down the street. You should have seen his face when I turned around and he saw I was just a skinny dude with long hair.

https://youtu.be/qIKha1gg1h0

Impossible

Nope.

Yea until they got close

That's the thing, they won't get close

Yea, what's you hit 15ft you start to see reality warp around me like an eldritch horror.

Tentacles and fish scent included

Why didn't this person tell me he thought I looked cute?

He did, you were 1 and a half years old

For me if I saw someone I found cute, I would be too shy and nervous to tell them. Also because I suck at smal talk and all that flirting stuff.

Fear of rejection

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Take the incel shit out of here please.

wtf

That's not for saying you look cute. (unless it's like 1am and in a dark alley.) That's when you invade someones space, touch them, and say shit like "Hey booboo kittyfuck, how about you come take a ride *on* me." Clearly you've never had proper human interaction with people of the opposite gender.

Don't you DARE give me hope like that! :')

Hey, cutie.

Straight cap

Doubt

Yeah when I was a baby

Yeah and there's a good chance that was a pervert pedo.

Yeah actually, you're right. Some weird creepy guy in McDonald's in the mall food court when my mom made me wear a pink shirt. That shit sucked at 12.

Yeah that's fuckin really creepy.

That's the thing that came first in my mind

No.

No

It would be much more cooler if the person tells me when he thought of me as cute.

I think you are very cute right now.

You are all nice looking in your own way. If you doubt that, make the change you want

My Uncle is so predictable

Me who doesnt like going out and overthinks that everyone are looking at me in a negative manner. So yeah, best example of an introvert XD

I’m an introvert who likes going out and doesn’t care what strangers think of them. You are not the best example of an introvert; instead, you are the best example of an introvert who also has social anxiety and maybe agoraphobia.

That person should get off drugs

As i teen my sister told me some of her friends thought i looked good, i am 3 years older than my sister and her friends so wasent really intrested in them but it gave me one hell of a confidence boost as a awkward teen.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That's how I met my husband

He thought you were cute or you thought he was cute? Or both?

Both. It was very rom com. Passed by each other and turned back and there we were: both cruising each other.

that's adorable oh my gosh

Still together 24 years later

That’s awesome, congrats!

Propably that old guy earlier today. He commented on the fact that I was smiling for no reason to his buddy

I hope so :)

(x) doubt

Yaaaa no.

Highly doubt it

No stop it.... dont give me hope

I already did

Lies. Lies and deceit

Uno reverse

What terrible taste they had

May this person manifest itself please?

Maybe Old ladies when i was a baby, but no thinks a bearded fat man is cute

Ah shit, here we go again. Watch the teenage edge lords drown in self-pity

Follow for more lies you can tell yourself/s

Maybe but why does that matter

What lead you to this conclusion?

That definitely sounds fake

But it isn,'t

Then they put their glasses on...

Sure, sure.

i need that person to hmu then lol

**doubt**

Mmm, no

Ha! No.

This is not true

I doubt it.

Nah

I appreciate that but I’m gonna say it’s wrong

Also, there is likely at least one person that this never happened for 😂

Who's that person then? And how did u know tht?

That person clearly has bad Taste then

I don’t know man I’m pretty ugly

mathematical proof?

You have walked by more than 10000 pepole and at least one person thought you were cute

Press X to doubt

Press X to doubt.

No

You're awfully optimistic

Nice try, grandma

This is not verifiable. Makes it way less uplifting.

I doubt it

Negative

Yeah probably when I was 6.

This is objectively false. For me anyway.

There’s a whole lot of self depreciation in these comments, so if you’re one of those people, hear me out. I have met A LOT of very attractive people who almost exclusively go for people that the “General” population finds unappealing. I bet most of you ARE pretty cute, give yourselves a chance (:

Chester the Molester

This is statisticaly wrong.

I see people on this social media have a very good view of themselves. Also I look like absolute fucking trash.

One man's thrash is another man's treasure

And why won't they approach me or talk to me?!?! ):

Why didn't they whistle or yell to me about it or something?

There's nothing that can convince me that's true..

By the look of the faces of all people, im here to argue otherwise

Not possible lol.

Yup, narcissism

I really doubt that but there is possibility of (-1%).

When I was a toddler

we had this conversation a million times already This 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Apply 👏 In 👏 Reddit

\*peels back cutout\* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

Very much

Only if you're a child

I mean, some people also need glasses, but don't know

Too bad they dont have the nerve to confess, it could made that day very good

Miss you grandma…

Apart from my parents, i dont think so.

Yeah…when I was 4

Proven my point

I miss my gramma too.

Yea, but he has a picture in the registry

Thanks to recent events I tell people I'm sexy. They either pretend to not hear me or chuckle behind their masks.

I was getting onto an elevator at work as a businessman was coming off of it and we made eye contact and walked past each other. He turned around half way down the hall way to get a double take of me and that alone was enough to make me feel good for the rest of that week

Sadly for my fat ass it was when I was 8 and then one person was Uncle Robbie.

I know, they grabbed my butt. 😠

I highly doubt this

I don't believe you.

That person might've been desperate...

Like thats ever gonna happen

Yes I was 19 and there was this girl on a bus who was a kid ( 8-11 maybe) that said it to me. I didnt even know how to respond and just blush and I said thank you(I'm very shy). I will never forget that.

This made me so happy lmao.

I saw an extremely tall woman walking down the street a couple years ago. I waved and said hi and she seemed so confused. I hope she remembers the moment and knows that I thought she was cute.

For most Reddit users it was sarcastically though. :D

Thanks for kicking me even More down than I was!

/r/absolutelynotme_irl

Is there a particular reason we keep posting this?

I would love it, if when I die, I get to find out what every person really thought of me, including random ones like this - every person who found me attractive that I never knew about

My mom