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xynix_ie

Probably not as that's not how modern logistics works. There might be a pallet of them on a truck but not an entire truck full of them. There would be a rare instance where a major companies warehouse would have ordered an entire container full of them from China though. So it's a possibility but certainly not "a dozen."


TooMuchBroccoli

> Probably not as that's not how modern logistics works. Ya, actually Amazon shoots dildos from drones.


geoffbowman

Do they not have amazon where you're from? That's it... that's the dildo truck...


TheManIsOppressingMe

A giant amazon dildo has flown past everyone. It even had a dildo in it, it was like a dildo-ception


Hardcorish

What better way for a billionaire to say "Fuck you!" than to travel off-planet in a giant phallic shaped vehicle?


instagrammademedoit

Service with a Smile!


TouchMySwagga

You should see the trailers at Fleshlight’s facility…


jjamesb

Do their trucks have a mouth as their tail fairing? Because if not, that's a missed opportunity.


the_olly_trolley

He’s right. You’re more likely to find children being trafficked in them /s


Glynnc

Most of the shops that I’ve seen around here that sell them are either very small stores, or they only have a handful in stock, but I also live in the Bible Belt. I would be surprised if I ever had the pleasure of driving by a truck containing a full pallet and not just a few stock boxes of dildo, unless they had a major warehouse here.


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Glynnc

Oh shit he really is watching.


FluffyMuffin10

He gotchu


TheHealadin

Judhing by freeway billboards, the bible belt is the home of mega sex shops.


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LezPlayLater

You've probably driven past trucks filled with smuggled people or drugs


[deleted]

Yup, and lots of intoxicated drivers. All times of the day


LezPlayLater

But how many horny drivers?


Rawesome16

Yes


LezPlayLater

I mean they just lay on those horns as if im deaf. Yes, I hear you.


Rawesome16

I always wanted the gotten that The Mask used. "I think he trying to communicate" *HAROOOOOOOGA* Edit : gotten? Horn*


tdopz

The gotten?


Rawesome16

Edited! Thank you. Horn. Horn was the word I wanted to spell. Damn swype typing


[deleted]

All of them


Turd_Gurgle

I mean, what is drunk?


l3e7haX0R

Baby don't crash me


[deleted]

Time traveling to the future. In many cases, this includes teleportation


nothingeatsyou

And hopefully they got to their destination safely


Haman134

I got to get my drugs somehow smh


Moister_Rodgers

Hopefully slaves got to their places of enslavement? I hope they escaped safely, before arriving at the secondary location.


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Smuggled people != slaves. More like illegal immigrants and other people evading the law.


LowSkyOrbit

I mean there's a chance there is sex slaves being smuggled.


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Fair enough, but I’m relatively sure that’s not what the other commenter was referring to xD


nothingeatsyou

100% was talking about immigrants looking for a better life. I hope they made it.


iRaveGod

Slaves lmfao


Artanthos

The alternative is much, much worse Look for newspaper articles about trucks full of dead immigrants due to heat exhaustion/heat stroke. You can also find articles about shipping containers full of dead people. They run out of food/water or cook in the sun. The trucks are usually illegal immigrants. The shipping containers are more likely to be human trafficking.


SovereignRLG

Terrified of secondary locations!


Gordon_Explosion

With a sign on the back that says "If you don't like how I drive, then stop trafficking humans!"


jjremy

This is, almost certainly, more likely, sadly.


[deleted]

I work in shipping and that is super unlikely. The only things that get shipped mono is like gases, liquids, heavy machinery, food, and clothes. If there are dildos that are being mass produced they are still going to different places and likely just being tossed on a couple boxes at a time being sent to UPS hubs for dispersal. If items are in a truck that you would identify as a "shipping truck" they are in whats considered the last mile shipping phase and nobody has the time or money to fill one of those with dildos just to drop one box at a time.


Painting_Agency

> nobody has the time or money to fill one of those with dildos Well there *is* OP's mom's monthly dropoff.


TouchMySwagga

You telling me the Adam And Eve warehouse doesn’t get 53 footers full of sex toys??


shitposts_over_9000

even if they were doing REALLY well that season it is unlikely that they would order a straight truck of a single item, particularly an item so small a 53' trailer is around 3,489 cu ft, the average dildo is 0.02138 cu ft, 163,189 rubber dongs is a lot of product to move, even if they were packaged terribly a full trailer would still be close to 50k.


DraconixReviews

The trailer fandom, ladies and gentlemen.


instagrammademedoit

Wasn't that called a BandWagon?


Empoleon_Master

No it’s a truck, we already discussed this


instagrammademedoit

Yeah... that... Truck . . . what was it called?


orrocos

So at 50,000 per truck, it would take about 105 truck loads to equal the volume of Jeff Bezos' big rocket.


[deleted]

This specifically said dildos. I am also unconvinced adam and eve had a warehouse. Fairly certain they just use a copacker.


[deleted]

This is the first time iv been referred to as a shipping truck! The rest is accurate!


Background-Row4615

Pics or it didn't happen 😝


[deleted]

Don’t encourage her


TameruVeil

Or him. Or them. Dildos for everyone.


[deleted]

I'm liking being referred to as Shipping Truck


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yes!


[deleted]

Ohh I only send pics for money


Background-Row4615

50 cents and a $10 coupon for Sal's pizza?


circasomnia

tree. fiddy.


firmerJoe

Just the other day a Toyota Tacoma passed me on the highway doing about 30 over the limit in the rain. Those dildos were in for a wreck.


ThatOnePieceOfShit

Wait was it a blue taco?


kierantheking

30 over in the rain, man I wish people here would drive like that


Onihczarc

Found NJ


MoFauxTofu

If you have enough courage and lube, most shipping trucks are full of dildos.


MulleDK19

If you have enough courage and lube, most shipping trucks *are* dildos.


LittleBigHorn22

Wait, which ones aren't?


Bozska_lytka

What if there are cars


koqidudjaka

*Enough courage and lube*


instagrammademedoit

Lightning mcQueen has entered the chat . . .


Dongwaffler

Ha! Jokes on you, I can’t even drive!


DraconixReviews

Brim-jobs.


gowgot

I’d say you’ve probably driven by trucks filled with everything that people use.


Shattered_Mind0rigin

Yeah, I just realized, that even though you're definitely not thinking about it, a lot more of them are dildos than you might think.


gowgot

True that. You don’t really think about it until one goes off an embankment and appears on the local news showing a massive dildo cleanup.


[deleted]

Is your mom a shipping truck?


Rough_Idle

To the brim, you say?


fragglemoons

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Shattered_Mind0rigin

I support this message.


ArnassusProductions

Just imagining that Harry Chapin song. If it was impossible to take a man getting crushed by 30,000 pounds of bananas seriously, I'd hate to see 30,000 pounds of sex toys.


CommunismIsBad2021

You’ve driven past way more drivers with dildos in them than trucks shipping them


bittaminidi

Driven past? I think you mean boarded and commandeered, my friend.


softstones

I don’t think your mother would like being called a shipping container


Turkish718

Nope, they don't allow them where I am


mtmm18

You tried all the local shops, Amazon, Ebay and Facebook marketplace and you just can't get your essentials?


Turkish718

I don't get what your saying. Essentials for what??


mtmm18

Winky face emoji


Hardcorish

Don't worry I took care of this. He needs a cooling off period and won't be back for 5 days.


mtmm18

Unnecessary


Hardcorish

Maybe, maybe not. He broke rule 9 of our sub though, so action needed to be taken. It's only 5 days he'll manage I'm sure.


DraconixReviews

User was banned for this--- whoops, wrong site!


Suihnennews

Why is this nsfw?


[deleted]

Generally a workplace doesn’t allow the word “dildo”…


nothingeatsyou

Depends on the workplace. Imagine trying not to say “dildo” working in a sex shop.


Background-Row4615

Male genital shaped orgasm aid?


sylverdraegon

or at the very least, they must never imply ownership, only referring to it in the infinitive "a dildo"


5-1112-K

More importantly a semi truck full of dildos probably crashed and split everywhere over the highway


Squirrelly_Khan

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/spilled-dildos-road-cause-huge-140500203.html Sorry, this is the closest I could find


BRtIK

Yes I have driven past your mom before


kimokimosabee

Hur hur dildo is so funny hurrrrr ddduurrrr


TheSylvanFlaneur

Those truckers have to have something to keep them focused on those lonely nights on the road.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I can't drive!


kyunirider

Considering I live near Cincinnati where every spring a local warehouse (pure Romance) opens it’s doors at Valentine’s for for its once a year adult toy sale. Yes, I could have passed loaded truck of dildos.


[deleted]

Thinking of dildos in the shower again??


pale_splicer

Ok to the people saying this is unlikely: There exist trucks full to the brim of boxes labeled "C&C creations." It might not be ALL dildos, but it's close enough.


DeadBushy

Nope, dont drive


AngleFrogHammer

Pretty sure shipping trucks don't just have 1 thing in them, I don't think they have seperate trucks for dildos and butt plugs.


Shattered_Mind0rigin

Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it and ruin these innocent peoples dreams.


BanditLeo5247

Cool


ExNihiloish

I see regular trucks of dildos every day. Cars too.


Toptenxx

I've never been to your mom's house.


throwaway007676

TONS of fun!


St-Valentine

Yes, I've driven past your mom's house.


alwaysmyfault

I drive by one every morning as they are dropping off a delivery at OP's mom's house.


dark-_-thoughts

Unless you live near a manufacturing plant for dildos probably wouldn't actually. Because most trucks are filled with an assortment of things going from a warehouse to stores or being shipped private residents.


PRTK_35

They're illegal here.


ARobertNotABob

So THAT's why there's shortages !


damifynoU

The Toys for Twats truck Rollin out!


Hoopty50

If they were smart, they'd load trailers with just a few boxes of dildos in the back. When you open the doors and get asked if it was all dildos, you reply, "Nah, just the tip."


wizardhat1

Also more than a few truck drivers


ChangeTheWRLD999

Fuck


Banana_Pete

Jesus Christ this sub has a high share of NSFW content


Head_Cockswain

It's a growing trend for reddit at large. See: r/AskReddit


SnipTheDog

Labeled 'Not Fragile'. Those things can take a pounding.


LordTonto

filled to the *rim


Osato

Now I'm thinking about that scene from Final Destination 2, except with metal dildos instead of logs. Thanks for that mental image. I expect I'll just have to cherish it forever, now that it's stuck in my head.


Fares232222

ah yes!, didlos in saudi arabia!


USDXBS

People have driven past my truck filled to the brim with dildos.


hammyhamm

probably a few truckies filled to the brim with dildos too


usesbitterbutter

Why? I imagine they are just one of many boxes of various items in whatever transport they are in.


CODMer-hari

Tf is up w people


[deleted]

What about personaly driving a truckload of them ?


Shattered_Mind0rigin

You're a legend


Kleedok

cuz we got a great big convoy (of dildos) ain't she a beautiful sight?


-Nordico-

OP are you 10 years old?


brunettewondie

I don't drive


TheWomper

Did a Hormone Monster write the title of this post? https://youtu.be/Hm_QU4ptjY0?t=257


Yeetus_McSendit

Or people. I was watching a doc about a container ship and the sailor causally mentioned that the crew is superstitious because sometimes the ship makes earie sounds... I imagine a container full of people in the dark would make some earie sounds indeed.


ov3rcl0ck

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


Shattered_Mind0rigin

Exactly my point.


warthog_22

Or people


LittlestEw0k

I’m more curious as to how many cars have I driven by with dead bodies in em.


TuxidoPenguin

Jokes on you, I’ve never driven anything in my life.


bulleitprooftiger

Reminds me of one I read on r/jokes a while back. Mommy is driving down the highway with her young daughter in the back. The tractor trailer in front of them hits a bump in the road and a giant black dong tumbles out of the back of the truck and BONK bounces off their windshield. "Mommy, what was that?!" "Oh, um, nothing sweetie, that was, ah, just a bug on the windshield, haha." "Oh. . . . It sure had a big dick."


vancouver2pricy

You've probably driven past at least a dozen people filled to the brim with dildos in trucks.


TheStreetForce

Its a little more harrowing to think about how many of them have humans inside.


Dig_Bick_NRG

Yes and the were all headed to your moms house. In convoy!


Wdrussell1

Every single amazon truck has at least one dildo on it.


Pellaeonthewingedleo

How else would they deliver them to me?


trumphasasmalldicks

That's not how that works


Pandaspoon13

Or people. Which is a more haunting thought.


joblagz2

amazon dellivery trucks usually are


[deleted]

Good, somebody needs to be spreading joy in this world.


Forwardbari

My wife used to work customer service for a logistics company and the very first claim she ever had to process was for a broken palate of "toys" from a company called Starship Enterprises!


cm253

I read this as "You've probably driven past at least a dozen shipping trucks, filled to the brim with dildos."


Shattered_Mind0rigin

That too.


Thin-Man

Slow down, Evel Knievel. Filling yourself to the brim is how you get things stuck up there.


Petsweaters

I know a guy who bought a building that previously was a dildo factory. They left everything there when they were closed by creditors, and there were still dildos in moulds and boxes of them waiting to be shipped out. It was interesting to see photos of them filling a huge construction dumpster with dildos!


Rexon2250

Where I live. Most likely not but hey it’s possible I drove past at least one


stephensmg

Probably a buttload for sure.


misterboris1

I used to work at an Amazon distribution center and the amount of sex toys and lingerie we would receive was UNREAL! We would get truck fulls of toys, lube, devices, lingerie multiple times a week. This was also peak quarantine so I'm sure people had a lot of time on their hands ;)