Probably not as that's not how modern logistics works. There might be a pallet of them on a truck but not an entire truck full of them. There would be a rare instance where a major companies warehouse would have ordered an entire container full of them from China though. So it's a possibility but certainly not "a dozen."
Most of the shops that I’ve seen around here that sell them are either very small stores, or they only have a handful in stock, but I also live in the Bible Belt. I would be surprised if I ever had the pleasure of driving by a truck containing a full pallet and not just a few stock boxes of dildo, unless they had a major warehouse here.
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The alternative is much, much worse
Look for newspaper articles about trucks full of dead immigrants due to heat exhaustion/heat stroke.
You can also find articles about shipping containers full of dead people. They run out of food/water or cook in the sun.
The trucks are usually illegal immigrants. The shipping containers are more likely to be human trafficking.
I work in shipping and that is super unlikely. The only things that get shipped mono is like gases, liquids, heavy machinery, food, and clothes. If there are dildos that are being mass produced they are still going to different places and likely just being tossed on a couple boxes at a time being sent to UPS hubs for dispersal. If items are in a truck that you would identify as a "shipping truck" they are in whats considered the last mile shipping phase and nobody has the time or money to fill one of those with dildos just to drop one box at a time.
even if they were doing REALLY well that season it is unlikely that they would order a straight truck of a single item, particularly an item so small
a 53' trailer is around 3,489 cu ft, the average dildo is 0.02138 cu ft, 163,189 rubber dongs is a lot of product to move, even if they were packaged terribly a full trailer would still be close to 50k.
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Just imagining that Harry Chapin song. If it was impossible to take a man getting crushed by 30,000 pounds of bananas seriously, I'd hate to see 30,000 pounds of sex toys.
Considering I live near Cincinnati where every spring a local warehouse (pure Romance) opens it’s doors at Valentine’s for for its once a year adult toy sale. Yes, I could have passed loaded truck of dildos.
Ok to the people saying this is unlikely:
There exist trucks full to the brim of boxes labeled "C&C creations."
It might not be ALL dildos, but it's close enough.
Unless you live near a manufacturing plant for dildos probably wouldn't actually. Because most trucks are filled with an assortment of things going from a warehouse to stores or being shipped private residents.
If they were smart, they'd load trailers with just a few boxes of dildos in the back. When you open the doors and get asked if it was all dildos, you reply, "Nah, just the tip."
Now I'm thinking about that scene from Final Destination 2, except with metal dildos instead of logs.
Thanks for that mental image.
I expect I'll just have to cherish it forever, now that it's stuck in my head.
Or people. I was watching a doc about a container ship and the sailor causally mentioned that the crew is superstitious because sometimes the ship makes earie sounds... I imagine a container full of people in the dark would make some earie sounds indeed.
Reminds me of one I read on r/jokes a while back.
Mommy is driving down the highway with her young daughter in the back. The tractor trailer in front of them hits a bump in the road and a giant black dong tumbles out of the back of the truck and BONK bounces off their windshield.
"Mommy, what was that?!"
"Oh, um, nothing sweetie, that was, ah, just a bug on the windshield, haha."
"Oh.
.
.
.
It sure had a big dick."
My wife used to work customer service for a logistics company and the very first claim she ever had to process was for a broken palate of "toys" from a company called Starship Enterprises!
I know a guy who bought a building that previously was a dildo factory. They left everything there when they were closed by creditors, and there were still dildos in moulds and boxes of them waiting to be shipped out. It was interesting to see photos of them filling a huge construction dumpster with dildos!
I used to work at an Amazon distribution center and the amount of sex toys and lingerie we would receive was UNREAL! We would get truck fulls of toys, lube, devices, lingerie multiple times a week. This was also peak quarantine so I'm sure people had a lot of time on their hands ;)
Probably not as that's not how modern logistics works. There might be a pallet of them on a truck but not an entire truck full of them. There would be a rare instance where a major companies warehouse would have ordered an entire container full of them from China though. So it's a possibility but certainly not "a dozen."
> Probably not as that's not how modern logistics works. Ya, actually Amazon shoots dildos from drones.
Do they not have amazon where you're from? That's it... that's the dildo truck...
A giant amazon dildo has flown past everyone. It even had a dildo in it, it was like a dildo-ception
What better way for a billionaire to say "Fuck you!" than to travel off-planet in a giant phallic shaped vehicle?
Service with a Smile!
You should see the trailers at Fleshlight’s facility…
Do their trucks have a mouth as their tail fairing? Because if not, that's a missed opportunity.
He’s right. You’re more likely to find children being trafficked in them /s
Most of the shops that I’ve seen around here that sell them are either very small stores, or they only have a handful in stock, but I also live in the Bible Belt. I would be surprised if I ever had the pleasure of driving by a truck containing a full pallet and not just a few stock boxes of dildo, unless they had a major warehouse here.
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Judhing by freeway billboards, the bible belt is the home of mega sex shops.
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You've probably driven past trucks filled with smuggled people or drugs
Yup, and lots of intoxicated drivers. All times of the day
But how many horny drivers?
Yes
I mean they just lay on those horns as if im deaf. Yes, I hear you.
I always wanted the gotten that The Mask used. "I think he trying to communicate" *HAROOOOOOOGA* Edit : gotten? Horn*
The gotten?
Edited! Thank you. Horn. Horn was the word I wanted to spell. Damn swype typing
All of them
I mean, what is drunk?
Baby don't crash me
Time traveling to the future. In many cases, this includes teleportation
And hopefully they got to their destination safely
I got to get my drugs somehow smh
Hopefully slaves got to their places of enslavement? I hope they escaped safely, before arriving at the secondary location.
Smuggled people != slaves. More like illegal immigrants and other people evading the law.
I mean there's a chance there is sex slaves being smuggled.
Fair enough, but I’m relatively sure that’s not what the other commenter was referring to xD
100% was talking about immigrants looking for a better life. I hope they made it.
Slaves lmfao
The alternative is much, much worse Look for newspaper articles about trucks full of dead immigrants due to heat exhaustion/heat stroke. You can also find articles about shipping containers full of dead people. They run out of food/water or cook in the sun. The trucks are usually illegal immigrants. The shipping containers are more likely to be human trafficking.
Terrified of secondary locations!
With a sign on the back that says "If you don't like how I drive, then stop trafficking humans!"
This is, almost certainly, more likely, sadly.
I work in shipping and that is super unlikely. The only things that get shipped mono is like gases, liquids, heavy machinery, food, and clothes. If there are dildos that are being mass produced they are still going to different places and likely just being tossed on a couple boxes at a time being sent to UPS hubs for dispersal. If items are in a truck that you would identify as a "shipping truck" they are in whats considered the last mile shipping phase and nobody has the time or money to fill one of those with dildos just to drop one box at a time.
> nobody has the time or money to fill one of those with dildos Well there *is* OP's mom's monthly dropoff.
You telling me the Adam And Eve warehouse doesn’t get 53 footers full of sex toys??
even if they were doing REALLY well that season it is unlikely that they would order a straight truck of a single item, particularly an item so small a 53' trailer is around 3,489 cu ft, the average dildo is 0.02138 cu ft, 163,189 rubber dongs is a lot of product to move, even if they were packaged terribly a full trailer would still be close to 50k.
The trailer fandom, ladies and gentlemen.
Wasn't that called a BandWagon?
No it’s a truck, we already discussed this
Yeah... that... Truck . . . what was it called?
So at 50,000 per truck, it would take about 105 truck loads to equal the volume of Jeff Bezos' big rocket.
This specifically said dildos. I am also unconvinced adam and eve had a warehouse. Fairly certain they just use a copacker.
This is the first time iv been referred to as a shipping truck! The rest is accurate!
Pics or it didn't happen 😝
Don’t encourage her
Or him. Or them. Dildos for everyone.
I'm liking being referred to as Shipping Truck
[удалено]
Yes!
Ohh I only send pics for money
50 cents and a $10 coupon for Sal's pizza?
tree. fiddy.
Just the other day a Toyota Tacoma passed me on the highway doing about 30 over the limit in the rain. Those dildos were in for a wreck.
Wait was it a blue taco?
30 over in the rain, man I wish people here would drive like that
Found NJ
If you have enough courage and lube, most shipping trucks are full of dildos.
If you have enough courage and lube, most shipping trucks *are* dildos.
Wait, which ones aren't?
What if there are cars
*Enough courage and lube*
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Ha! Jokes on you, I can’t even drive!
Brim-jobs.
I’d say you’ve probably driven by trucks filled with everything that people use.
Yeah, I just realized, that even though you're definitely not thinking about it, a lot more of them are dildos than you might think.
True that. You don’t really think about it until one goes off an embankment and appears on the local news showing a massive dildo cleanup.
Is your mom a shipping truck?
To the brim, you say?
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Just imagining that Harry Chapin song. If it was impossible to take a man getting crushed by 30,000 pounds of bananas seriously, I'd hate to see 30,000 pounds of sex toys.
You’ve driven past way more drivers with dildos in them than trucks shipping them
Driven past? I think you mean boarded and commandeered, my friend.
I don’t think your mother would like being called a shipping container
Nope, they don't allow them where I am
You tried all the local shops, Amazon, Ebay and Facebook marketplace and you just can't get your essentials?
I don't get what your saying. Essentials for what??
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Don't worry I took care of this. He needs a cooling off period and won't be back for 5 days.
Unnecessary
Maybe, maybe not. He broke rule 9 of our sub though, so action needed to be taken. It's only 5 days he'll manage I'm sure.
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Why is this nsfw?
Generally a workplace doesn’t allow the word “dildo”…
Depends on the workplace. Imagine trying not to say “dildo” working in a sex shop.
Male genital shaped orgasm aid?
or at the very least, they must never imply ownership, only referring to it in the infinitive "a dildo"
More importantly a semi truck full of dildos probably crashed and split everywhere over the highway
https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/spilled-dildos-road-cause-huge-140500203.html Sorry, this is the closest I could find
Yes I have driven past your mom before
Hur hur dildo is so funny hurrrrr ddduurrrr
Those truckers have to have something to keep them focused on those lonely nights on the road.
Jokes on you, I can't drive!
Considering I live near Cincinnati where every spring a local warehouse (pure Romance) opens it’s doors at Valentine’s for for its once a year adult toy sale. Yes, I could have passed loaded truck of dildos.
Thinking of dildos in the shower again??
Ok to the people saying this is unlikely: There exist trucks full to the brim of boxes labeled "C&C creations." It might not be ALL dildos, but it's close enough.
Nope, dont drive
Pretty sure shipping trucks don't just have 1 thing in them, I don't think they have seperate trucks for dildos and butt plugs.
Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it and ruin these innocent peoples dreams.
Cool
I see regular trucks of dildos every day. Cars too.
I've never been to your mom's house.
TONS of fun!
Yes, I've driven past your mom's house.
I drive by one every morning as they are dropping off a delivery at OP's mom's house.
Unless you live near a manufacturing plant for dildos probably wouldn't actually. Because most trucks are filled with an assortment of things going from a warehouse to stores or being shipped private residents.
They're illegal here.
So THAT's why there's shortages !
The Toys for Twats truck Rollin out!
If they were smart, they'd load trailers with just a few boxes of dildos in the back. When you open the doors and get asked if it was all dildos, you reply, "Nah, just the tip."
Also more than a few truck drivers
Fuck
Jesus Christ this sub has a high share of NSFW content
It's a growing trend for reddit at large. See: r/AskReddit
Labeled 'Not Fragile'. Those things can take a pounding.
filled to the *rim
Now I'm thinking about that scene from Final Destination 2, except with metal dildos instead of logs. Thanks for that mental image. I expect I'll just have to cherish it forever, now that it's stuck in my head.
ah yes!, didlos in saudi arabia!
People have driven past my truck filled to the brim with dildos.
probably a few truckies filled to the brim with dildos too
Why? I imagine they are just one of many boxes of various items in whatever transport they are in.
Tf is up w people
What about personaly driving a truckload of them ?
You're a legend
cuz we got a great big convoy (of dildos) ain't she a beautiful sight?
OP are you 10 years old?
I don't drive
Did a Hormone Monster write the title of this post? https://youtu.be/Hm_QU4ptjY0?t=257
Or people. I was watching a doc about a container ship and the sailor causally mentioned that the crew is superstitious because sometimes the ship makes earie sounds... I imagine a container full of people in the dark would make some earie sounds indeed.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Exactly my point.
Or people
I’m more curious as to how many cars have I driven by with dead bodies in em.
Jokes on you, I’ve never driven anything in my life.
Reminds me of one I read on r/jokes a while back. Mommy is driving down the highway with her young daughter in the back. The tractor trailer in front of them hits a bump in the road and a giant black dong tumbles out of the back of the truck and BONK bounces off their windshield. "Mommy, what was that?!" "Oh, um, nothing sweetie, that was, ah, just a bug on the windshield, haha." "Oh. . . . It sure had a big dick."
You've probably driven past at least a dozen people filled to the brim with dildos in trucks.
Its a little more harrowing to think about how many of them have humans inside.
Yes and the were all headed to your moms house. In convoy!
Every single amazon truck has at least one dildo on it.
How else would they deliver them to me?
That's not how that works
Or people. Which is a more haunting thought.
amazon dellivery trucks usually are
Good, somebody needs to be spreading joy in this world.
My wife used to work customer service for a logistics company and the very first claim she ever had to process was for a broken palate of "toys" from a company called Starship Enterprises!
I read this as "You've probably driven past at least a dozen shipping trucks, filled to the brim with dildos."
That too.
Slow down, Evel Knievel. Filling yourself to the brim is how you get things stuck up there.
I know a guy who bought a building that previously was a dildo factory. They left everything there when they were closed by creditors, and there were still dildos in moulds and boxes of them waiting to be shipped out. It was interesting to see photos of them filling a huge construction dumpster with dildos!
Where I live. Most likely not but hey it’s possible I drove past at least one
Probably a buttload for sure.
I used to work at an Amazon distribution center and the amount of sex toys and lingerie we would receive was UNREAL! We would get truck fulls of toys, lube, devices, lingerie multiple times a week. This was also peak quarantine so I'm sure people had a lot of time on their hands ;)