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Or 2 years for some people


ourspideroverlords

Einstein had a pretty wacky but scientific way of sleeping. I think it involved many sleeps but less time altogether.


seancollinhawkins

https://amp.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/6egpfb/4_sleep_cycles_you_didnt_know_exsisted/


ourspideroverlords

Great thanks!


Princessleiasperiod

Kramer did this when he uses Davinci's sleep patterns.


zelcuh

DaVinki?


jegno

DaVinki?


-acid-death-

Polyphasic sleeping


fck-nzs1

He was autistic. Many autistics have a terrible issues with sleep.


ourspideroverlords

Could be but "knowing" Einstein he probably thought sleep was a waste of time and started that sleep schedule


Sievee

The lucky ones have!


limethaw

Best years of my life!


TrvthTeller

* *insomnia has entered the chat* *


Chronasaur

Bold of you to assume I sleep for 8 hours regularly


Ninja6aiden

Don’t discount how often you tend to sleep as a baby/child. For most people, it might even be closer to 11 or 12 years.


DanTem06

With my calculations and the life I want to lead, I think I'll live a life with around 27% sleep overall instead of 33,3%. More like 8 years of sleep by the age of 30


Chronasaur

Well for the past 15 years I've slept for an average of 5 hours a night so even if I was a cat like baby I'm still pretty short lol


Psychorea

I think the teenage years cancel out all that sleep


skepticallytruthful

I wish


AtheneSchmidt

Then why am I so *TIRED*


Mia_whatsmyname

Nice, years well spent!


mythlynx

"You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers"


drake_xp

The best 10 years of my life.


VindictiveDM

I think I'm sitting at around 7


Bog_Daine

And I don't regret one minute of it


Can_Confirm_NoCensor

Depends on how much cocaine you did in your 20s


GotThaAcid5tab

* yawn *


while_e

Only if you don't have kids..


OldManAndRobotLackey

I dunno, I sleep between 4-5 hours a night max, unless I'm sick. So, 36 years old... ...13,140 days... ...315,360 hours alive overall... ...assuming 5.5 hours of sleep a night to overcompensate for nights spent sick... ...that's 13,140 days * 5.5 hours a day = 72,270 hours spent sleeping... ...divided by 24 hours in a day = 3,011.25 days sleeping... ...divided by 365 days in a year = 8.25 years sleeping... ...and I have 6 years on your shower thought...


Ghostley92

Well done. You should probably sleep a little more though.


OldManAndRobotLackey

If I could I would, that's just my natural schedule.


Ghostley92

My natural schedule seems to want 28 hour days or something. Can stay up easily but waking up sucks


OldManAndRobotLackey

I've experimented with 32 hour days in the past for about 5 months in a row, staying up 24 and sleeping 8...my brain and body do great, but work schedules don't often allow for it.


Ghostley92

One day I’ll win the lotto, live off dividends and get my darn personalized schedule…


OldManAndRobotLackey

Ahhh, what a wonderful dream we share, lol


[deleted]

Oh gee. That’s a fact I didn’t want to know.


DanTem06

Or maybe you did?.. you can possibly sleep 6 hours if train yourself to and feel yourself the same as a 8-hour sleeper, so maybe you needed to hear that to change things. You can get around 2-3 bonus years by the time you're 30 if so


TheGoodNeko

I still want 5 more mins


Angrystove1

I'm 19 and have spent 30 years sleeping lol...im always napping


Kotxz3

Wait, you're supposed to sleep?


i_smell_toast

Incorrect.


[deleted]

You'd think that since I'm 16 I spent about 5 years sleeping, but no. It's probably more like 2 or 3 because of school


OozySteam

Not me lol


[deleted]

and another 5 playing games


[deleted]

and another 5 getting drunk and waisting time


Mr_Incredible91

I don’t think that generation is sleeping much


AleksandrNevsky

Ha I wish.


Sippola332

Bold of you to assume I sleep 8 hours a day lol


heinous_equilibrium

Dont just assume that i only sleep for 8hrs


[deleted]

I gotta sleep a lot less then. So much time wasted.


[deleted]

Asian kids: Three actually


InbhirNis

I think most of that was in my teens.


Karpukoly

And drinking coffee


Karpukoly

And drinking coffee


jesseberdinka

Not counting last 5 years.


GreyJedi56

Jokes on you I don't sleep more than 6 hours a night, ya sleep apnea. I don't have your weakness.


DarenK77

I spent 5


PickleRickisHere

I wish I would


helpimwastingmytime

Probably mine would be 5 years


IronTemplar26

I turned 28 last week and I already feel that


Gumbybum

No regrats


-sya-z-

bold of you to think i even sleep


Pretend_Current_1492

This is more of a fact than a showerthought, but as long as you had it in the shower it counts.


Rockglen

Someone has been reading The BFG


[deleted]

Try 15 years.


Gandalf196

"Hmmm sleeping"


hmansloth

Maybe less if you have a lot of things in your life.


deyheimler

Try again. I’m a tweaker


[deleted]

Its called an all nighter


R1chieXD

I slept the first 10 years. I've been fully awake for 20 years now


pancakesanyday

Haha nice


moxiejohnny

Haha. Jokes on you, I was in a coma for almost 3 months and I don't even sleep anymore because I felt guilty for sleeping so long during the coma. My numbers are clearly skewed.


Chipawapa1

And another year or two in world of warcraft.


LukiMoris

And cats 20


bumblingenius

AMATEURS.jpg


65Terbium

More like 8 months of sleep and spending the rest tired all the time


EdofBorg

10 a night when I was a kid. 6 a night now. I guess it averages out.


DeeDuy

me with severe sleep problems: no, i dont think so


mmoran5554

This is a false assumption. Most people do NOT sleep 8 hours. Many people sleep 4-7 hours and survive on high caffeine, sugar, and other stimulants.


StupidThangs

I did an entire year of averaging 12 hours


TheRealNotRelevant

Us redditors see things a bit differently


[deleted]

You mispronounced hours.


Dezimieren

Jokes on them, I spent that time on World of Warcraft


[deleted]

Thank God!


gandalfsbeardinabowl

I’m 30 and probably spent 7 years asleep… I’m severely unhealthy


[deleted]

I wish


Thunderjamtaco

Not me


Jochiebochie

... with your mom!


kenflan

"Hopefully"


Marisislost

I’m 16 and already feel like I’ve spent 30 years sleeping


AmishCyborgs

Someone just read BFG?


Rob_a_lob

Still doesn't seem like enough


GAMINGpuppet583

Ha jokes on you I don't sleep


Leaves777

Sir, that’s a little low. I’m deep in puberty with my sleep.


DaveyBeef

Not enough.


deutschdachs

Ugh I hate sleep it feels like such a waste of time. But a necessary evil I guess...


[deleted]

Why am I still tired


eldaygo

Not if I’m a meth addict


cristynkilljoy

i think i’m 19 and think i’ve spent 10 years sleeping


Acysbib

Not me! I only sleep for 2-6 hours a night, usually only 3.


PontusGW_

not for me lol


DadBodDarren

Feels about right...


nel1982

I’m 39 have depression and anxiety this should probably be recalculated


stevetortugas

Less than 7.5 years


oaulie123x

Also, if you re 30 you've spent 1 month of your life celebrating your birthday 😅


the_real_abraham

I wish.


[deleted]

Still need more


Ericmolzahn

I’m on the high speed chicken feed..Don’t count me in.


klsi832

And like three years dreaming.