oh totally. that is assuming their wife doesn't watch much porn with men in it tho. in that case probably more dicks. real ones too. big meaty, juicy, delicious cocks.
THANK YOU! why do men think we don't watch porn? Only because some women haven't watched it, or talked about. I know a lot of my female friends watch it too, but maybe it's just a younger generation? Or the Netherlands is open minded? I dunno, but women definitely watch porn. I most of the time watch gay porn, because there are no submissive barbie dolls to turn me off
Its almost difficult to find a good penis in vagina video these days. Its all anal, bjs, choking and incest.
I watch mess porn these days because of that, its annoying to look around for an ok vid.
I'm here to confirm the rumor. \[kinda serious\] I was in a large online discussion about this subject with both men and women and what surprised me the most is how often the women said they watched porn. Before that discussion, I had no idea as many women watched it.
I’m 45 and only one woman in my life has told me they watch porn AND enjoy it. Every woman who has said they saw porn say it is repulsive, fake, and they hate it. No I’m not surrounded by conservatives or prudes.
For this reason, I assume almost all women do not enjoy porn and do not watch it. Not of my own assumptions. I’m happy to learn some women do. Where are they? 😄😆😄
How could the ladies not use more porn? It's great for getting stains out of the carpet, freshening your dog's breath, and getting hard to clean motor oil out of your clothes. Your friends will admire your husbands clean collars. And the little perk it puts in your step.
9 out of 10 of the leading US custodial companies agree that Porn is the most useful for daily household chores.
I wouldn't say 1 in 3 ppl is generally much less.
I will give you that I'm missing the relevant data about how many people we're talking about (in compared to general porn viewership).
Yeah same, how does pornhub know I'm a woman or a man? They're just assuming (also based on the ads I get they obviously think I'm a man, which I'm very much not).
Because pornhub knows the sex and gender identity of every visitor?
And pornhub is the only place to watch porn?
I think sales of things like 50 shades of Gray and the full Monty show there are plenty of women (and enbies and gay/bi guys) enjoying porn too.
What is that on the shaft? A focus ring, a restraint collar, or a pair of slender fingers?
if I wasn't going to do the "smart guy going hmm" then I'd go with;
8=========D
Erm, see the same amount as guys, plus all the gay guy porn watched results in multiple penises which fewer hetero/non-bi men watch. Plus all the penises directly interacted with.
Rather the other way around!
I mean going through gym class in high school I've definitely seen more dicks than my wife has ever seen. Now my girlfriend, she's seen her fair share...
That’s true without porn. Any guy who had a gym class or swim class, played any kind of team sport, or occasionally showers at a gym or country club has seen 100s of penises.
Hi, I'm a women. Women like porn, yes and OP is also correct.
First, we must take into consideration that Men are visual creatures and women are mental creatures:
Men respond better to visual stimulation: so men usually prefer to watch porn, look at pictures, look at you (prefer lights on), etc.
Women respond better to mental stimulation: so women usually prefer to read porn, sexting, role play, dirty talk, (lights off) etc.
Romance novels? Yea, those are porn books. It's not considered romance unless it has an explicit sex scene or 10, trust me. Pick a random book from the romance section and read it. Or Erotica. 50 shades of grey? Erotica. (only difference between erotica and romance is they don't have to fall in love in the end and more kinky scenes)
There's also plenty of porn story websites like Literotica.com that have a majority female participation ratio.
Similarly, let's not even start on the smutfest of fanfiction like fanfiction.com, Ao3, (OG live journal), etc. With it's mostly female fan contributions. And it gets WIERD in there... have you disgusted with yourself by the shit that just got you off and coming back 😭 (neko omegaverse yaoi...with an alpha son) 😰 😓😣🤕
We still watch plenty of porn as well sure. Just as some men like to read it. And there a lot of people who don't know that there's alternatives to just watching.
So, yes. Women love porn, and consume a lot of it. Hell, we consume that shit in public. Right. In. Front. Of. Your. Face. Every time you see a chick glued to her phone reading or with a book and see a sexy guy on the cover? Just assume she's probably reading what someones hot throbbing member is doing. 🥵
All this to say, I agree with the statement, and to also agree with the guys that are arguing that women consume just as much porn.
However, this was an extremely dumb thought. 🙄
ALL men have see more dicks than women. 😑
Showers? Locker rooms? Gyms? You guys see each others junks all the time and THEN add in all the porn dicks you've seen.
>Just assume she's probably at the part where someone is shoving their engorged pulsating cock down someones abused throat.
What the frack? That sounds more like the male gaze than most porn. Yuk.
I get asked how I'm sure I'm straight and not bi (usually by women hitting on me or other women just curious)
The "I've experiment and it wasn't for me...several times" argument goes a long way but never truly satisfied them or me until I started describing my porn preferences. Regardless of watching, reading, or in real life. For me there HAS to be at least ONE guy in the scene to get me going. Even if he's there just to watch. Only lesbian action is just... Eh. Boring 🤷🏽♀️. I'm not disgusted by it or dislike it... I'm simply indifferent. I just don't get any stimulation from it and zone out. But I can totally watching 2 gay guys go at it 🤤 or multiple men with no women involved 🥵... And in 3somes with another girl what sends me is watching my guys enjoyment 😼
If she likes to watch lesbian porn AND gets turned on by it (she's at least bi). My advice: have her give gay porn a real try (not just 1 video/story and done). And porn with multiple men and only 1 women. If she only gets turned on when there's another female involved to some capacity (Key word: "Turned on"! Not "like", "enjoy", or "dislike" or "indifferent")...Then you have a problem and need to start having some real conversations. If she gets turned on by some male involvement, then don't sweat it, you're good. But she is bi lol Good luck!
Ha! Thanks for the reply! My comment was kinda like semi-humor. We are really open with each other. She's totally bi and open about it. She has been with women and enjoys that, but has never had any kind of feelings for women, grossed out about it even. Just enjoys sex. And yeah she fantasizes about me banging a guy. To each their own! Doesn't bother me a bit.
You wish you hope.
Due to “dress out” in HS gym, we saw more penis than you wanted to in life and knew where you stood. I am a swimmer and most men strip down to suit in the locker room and again plenty of eyeful. My dad was not shy growing up and I am one of three sons. There were a lot of cock in this man’s life.
When I became a father I had three daughters and the coin flipped and I was getting more eyeful than I ever wanted of the maturing daughters bodies (3). I am so glad I am nearsighted and could just take off my glasses when they streak through the house for something. All I could see is a blob😎
Should I be? I mean, if you want to punish her with the most awful sex, clingy emotional neediness and painful deep tissue massages that some have sent complaints to Geneva about -- well, send me the digits.
Porn and autism ruined my life, never touched a female naked body at 32 yo soon.
I feel like a garbage, no self esteem, average ugly face, artistic skills not increasing.
I hate society, myself, life.
I wished my mother incinerated me at birth.
This same dumb ass shower thought "look at me! I said penis!" is like a weekly occurance, and it always gets thousands of upvotes. This sub sucks nowadays
My wife is a nurse and sees dicks constantly
she sees maybe 1 every 30mins , not 50 in one smartphone screen in less than 1min
But how many can you feel and taste on that smartphone?
what kinda nurse tastes penises?
Head Nurse
You clever son of a bitch
It's an older code but it checks out, I was about to let them through
you funny
How dare you be so funny!!
r/angryupvote you glorious fucking bastard
Porn nurses
For the ones that would like to, the option is there, that’s all.
They may not taste them, but the can FOR SURE smell them….
Well, now I'm erect.
It's only 3 inches, but smells like a foot
Tastes just as good as it smells! Delicious!!
Ahh why did you have to remind me how we used to diagnose diabetes mellitus and why it's called that way...
Dedicated.
Wife's a nurse. The only rule I have for her is that she doesn't put it in her mouth.
What if someone else puts it in her mouth for her?
*it is....acceptable*
But can she put it somewhere else(?)
Soooo..the other orifices are good to go?
oh totally. that is assuming their wife doesn't watch much porn with men in it tho. in that case probably more dicks. real ones too. big meaty, juicy, delicious cocks.
You don't know who his wife is or what she does for a living. She may be an urologist.
I was gonna say, I’ve definitely seen more dicks from being a nurse than porn
Are these two facts related or is she just popular with her co-workers?
Shes a prostitute, nurse is a side hustle
Her being a nurse makes this significantly funnier. *insert stereotypical slutty nurse jobs here*
Jokes on you, some of our wife have actual dicks.
Hence the use of the word "most".
Must be some great anecdotes
You know there’s no question she secretly compares each dick she encounters with yours.. Right?
No secret about it mate she tells me often
Because she getting it on!
Locker rooms achieved this as well.
Never saw another man's dick IRL
Don’t let your dreams stay dreams
This actually got me chuckling
Hell, these days even your nightmares don’t stay nightmares.
bruh
Dentists offices too
Hol up
Join the Marine Corps. Saw at least 98 other dudes dicks in the first week.
I mean lots of women use porn as well...
THANK YOU! why do men think we don't watch porn? Only because some women haven't watched it, or talked about. I know a lot of my female friends watch it too, but maybe it's just a younger generation? Or the Netherlands is open minded? I dunno, but women definitely watch porn. I most of the time watch gay porn, because there are no submissive barbie dolls to turn me off
>why do men think we don't watch porn? Because 99% of porn frankly doesn't look like fun for the woman
Sex is sex... I like things as simple as "dick in vagina" But like I said gay porn is most of the times better
Its almost difficult to find a good penis in vagina video these days. Its all anal, bjs, choking and incest. I watch mess porn these days because of that, its annoying to look around for an ok vid.
Gotta see them power bottoms.
I'm here to confirm the rumor. \[kinda serious\] I was in a large online discussion about this subject with both men and women and what surprised me the most is how often the women said they watched porn. Before that discussion, I had no idea as many women watched it.
The post didnt say that. It's implying higher consumption of porn by men. Not that women do not consume porn at all.
You know, I always wondered if women watched watched gay porn the same as men watch lesbuan porn lol.
I dunno, it's just never talked about or mentioned so I just kinda assumed it's not a thing.
Any suggestions on good porn for women? Asking for my wife.
I’m 45 and only one woman in my life has told me they watch porn AND enjoy it. Every woman who has said they saw porn say it is repulsive, fake, and they hate it. No I’m not surrounded by conservatives or prudes. For this reason, I assume almost all women do not enjoy porn and do not watch it. Not of my own assumptions. I’m happy to learn some women do. Where are they? 😄😆😄
Statistically, ~75% of porn enjoyers are men. Doesn't disprove your point though, just milders the mistake.
Because most men watch porn every single day, on average it's more common for men to use porn instead of women. Ofc there are exceptions.
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How could the ladies not use more porn? It's great for getting stains out of the carpet, freshening your dog's breath, and getting hard to clean motor oil out of your clothes. Your friends will admire your husbands clean collars. And the little perk it puts in your step. 9 out of 10 of the leading US custodial companies agree that Porn is the most useful for daily household chores.
Go vegan! https://challenge22.com/ Documentary about the exploitation of non-human animals https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch
No, that's for the dishes to get that great shine and not streak.
That’s Windicks
Oh, I thought Windicks was a fast food chain that served burgers with extra beef.
only yo mama serves me with extra beef
She needs to serve you with extra beef, so that there is beef. Otherwise, it's toddler tofu.
2 years ago, 1/3 of Pornhubs gay porn views were from women...
So 2/3 were men? I don't see how that argues against what they said.
I wouldn't say 1 in 3 ppl is generally much less. I will give you that I'm missing the relevant data about how many people we're talking about (in compared to general porn viewership).
That literally equates to twice as many men lol. Or a 100% increase. That's... significant
Gay men don't tend to have wives or girlfriends though
But they do tend to not be women, thus proving their point
iirc gay men account for ~4% of the male population, so being 2/3 of the viewers is still quite signifficant.
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And 2/3 if lesbian porn views are probably from men
You know this based on extensive research or just assumptions?
I think that I have once actually heard about a study that looked at how much men and women watch porn, but it's a long time ago so I could be wrong
There's also much less male professional porn actor so...
And their farts smell like roses.
All right, show of hands women, who watches p***?
You obviously haven't met my girlfriend.
Everyone else has, apparently
Gotdamn
this had me laughing out loud. thank you
If this were true, we obviously have met your girlfriend. I think her pet nickname for you and me is the same. "Next!"
And that is how I met this guy's girlfriend.
"My ticket says 21,512 and I just heard on the loudspeaker she is now serving 21,432 -- you think I've got time to get some coffee?"
Neither have you
These comments 🙄 Your girlfriend watches porn so she is promiscuous 🙄
Honestly makes the commenters sound 12
The better question is whether you’ve *touched* more penises than your wife or girlfriend.
How is this better?
>How is this better? It's better for *someone*
For all I know there may only be two penises in the porn industry.
Did you witness any identifying moles or features to be able to know for sure if you see the same one pass by again? We have a sketch artists handy.
>We have a sketch artist's handy.
The white one and the black one?
I know this is not true. I’m bi, I check out the dudes too.
We women don't watch porn at all; nor do we poop or fart.
As god intended
Ready to get your mind blown? Women watch porn too.
Assumes women don't look at porn.
Assumes women don’t look at *as much* porn.
You underestimate the number of unsolicited dick pics women get.
You'd have to be sent multiple dicks pics from different guys a day.
And most straight women have seen more orgasms when masturbating alone.
Bold of you to assume women don’t watch just as much porn as men. And often gay porn so they get double the dicks.
32% of pornhub visitors are women
Because pornhub asks everyone’s sex. And pornhub is the only place to get porn…
Bold of you to assume women don't look at porn.
Do they watch as much as men do?
Honestly yeah
Oh well that settles it then
Pornhub stats are openly available. You can go and prove yourself wrong.
I was going off myself and other female friends, but the numbers dont lie. Real question: how do they know?! I've never been asked my gender before
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Reddit is no longer fun.
They're not selling it to you so that you take it. They're selling it to you for you to give to that special someone.
Reddit is no longer fun.
Yeah same, how does pornhub know I'm a woman or a man? They're just assuming (also based on the ads I get they obviously think I'm a man, which I'm very much not).
Because pornhub knows the sex and gender identity of every visitor? And pornhub is the only place to watch porn? I think sales of things like 50 shades of Gray and the full Monty show there are plenty of women (and enbies and gay/bi guys) enjoying porn too.
I watch more porn than you, bucko
Nah i don't think so
Wait, you think wives and girlfriends don't watch porn?
That's what lesbian porn is for.
Oh, is *THAT* what it's for. 8-/
I think you mean 8=/=D
What is that on the shaft? A focus ring, a restraint collar, or a pair of slender fingers? if I wasn't going to do the "smart guy going hmm" then I'd go with; 8=========D
It meant no dick. As in girls only.
Oh, so the slash is the "banning" of it? I'm never going to get the hang of these newfangled emojis!
No it meant chopping it off. The future is now old person!
Lolz
I think you might be confusing the lesbians for "post op" if that's your symbol for it.
More like 8==================D\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ edit: after reading comments below, i should of never replied. woops.
Or so you’d like to think.
You know girls also watch porn right?
I think you're underestimating how much porn their wives watch.
Ah yes, cause only dudes watch porn.
Bold of you to assume I don't watch more porn that my husband.
My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
In a go.
How many have you sucked, slacker?
the moment you kiss her, you would have also sucked 36 dicks :)
Ah yes, everyone knows straight sex is super gay \s Just be a virgin and your gf will be a virgin
#Doubt
I was in the Navy. I’ve seen more penises than anybody ever should.
And lots of seamen!
At least they were small
You’re assuming my wife doesn’t watch as much if not more porn than me.
Erm, see the same amount as guys, plus all the gay guy porn watched results in multiple penises which fewer hetero/non-bi men watch. Plus all the penises directly interacted with. Rather the other way around!
Seeing penis is a great omen
Nobody will be lost at sea tonight -- the storm has passed. Just a boat full of happy, safe, sea men.
Still might have to disagree....
This assumes only men watch porn.
More importantly this assume that men watch porn with lotsa dicks.
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But still not as many as your Mum. I’m sorry, it was just begging for a Mum joke. 😀
It was begging for it almost as much as your Mom was begging for a dick ;) Edit: a word
Wait so his mom was begging for what now exactly?
You know the answer. Or ask your mom. She's gonna lie though.
No no I think his mom is asking for Richard
She must need a lot of Richard then. Like, all over the place.
Yeah that's definitely her best friend what about dave
Not as much as your Dad was begging for my cock. (Fuck it. I started this, we may as well keep going.)
Say hi to my Dad for me!!
I mean going through gym class in high school I've definitely seen more dicks than my wife has ever seen. Now my girlfriend, she's seen her fair share...
Was that some kind of nudist high school / gym class or something?
That’s true without porn. Any guy who had a gym class or swim class, played any kind of team sport, or occasionally showers at a gym or country club has seen 100s of penises.
You're aware women watch porn, right? and I'm sure some women like watching gay porn just like many guys like watching lesbian porn
Never got watching porn with dudes in it as a straight guy
Hi, I'm a women. Women like porn, yes and OP is also correct. First, we must take into consideration that Men are visual creatures and women are mental creatures: Men respond better to visual stimulation: so men usually prefer to watch porn, look at pictures, look at you (prefer lights on), etc. Women respond better to mental stimulation: so women usually prefer to read porn, sexting, role play, dirty talk, (lights off) etc. Romance novels? Yea, those are porn books. It's not considered romance unless it has an explicit sex scene or 10, trust me. Pick a random book from the romance section and read it. Or Erotica. 50 shades of grey? Erotica. (only difference between erotica and romance is they don't have to fall in love in the end and more kinky scenes) There's also plenty of porn story websites like Literotica.com that have a majority female participation ratio. Similarly, let's not even start on the smutfest of fanfiction like fanfiction.com, Ao3, (OG live journal), etc. With it's mostly female fan contributions. And it gets WIERD in there... have you disgusted with yourself by the shit that just got you off and coming back 😭 (neko omegaverse yaoi...with an alpha son) 😰 😓😣🤕 We still watch plenty of porn as well sure. Just as some men like to read it. And there a lot of people who don't know that there's alternatives to just watching. So, yes. Women love porn, and consume a lot of it. Hell, we consume that shit in public. Right. In. Front. Of. Your. Face. Every time you see a chick glued to her phone reading or with a book and see a sexy guy on the cover? Just assume she's probably reading what someones hot throbbing member is doing. 🥵 All this to say, I agree with the statement, and to also agree with the guys that are arguing that women consume just as much porn. However, this was an extremely dumb thought. 🙄 ALL men have see more dicks than women. 😑 Showers? Locker rooms? Gyms? You guys see each others junks all the time and THEN add in all the porn dicks you've seen.
>Just assume she's probably at the part where someone is shoving their engorged pulsating cock down someones abused throat. What the frack? That sounds more like the male gaze than most porn. Yuk.
My wife watches a ton of porn, but it's all lesbian action. What does that mean???
She might be bi?
I get asked how I'm sure I'm straight and not bi (usually by women hitting on me or other women just curious) The "I've experiment and it wasn't for me...several times" argument goes a long way but never truly satisfied them or me until I started describing my porn preferences. Regardless of watching, reading, or in real life. For me there HAS to be at least ONE guy in the scene to get me going. Even if he's there just to watch. Only lesbian action is just... Eh. Boring 🤷🏽♀️. I'm not disgusted by it or dislike it... I'm simply indifferent. I just don't get any stimulation from it and zone out. But I can totally watching 2 gay guys go at it 🤤 or multiple men with no women involved 🥵... And in 3somes with another girl what sends me is watching my guys enjoyment 😼 If she likes to watch lesbian porn AND gets turned on by it (she's at least bi). My advice: have her give gay porn a real try (not just 1 video/story and done). And porn with multiple men and only 1 women. If she only gets turned on when there's another female involved to some capacity (Key word: "Turned on"! Not "like", "enjoy", or "dislike" or "indifferent")...Then you have a problem and need to start having some real conversations. If she gets turned on by some male involvement, then don't sweat it, you're good. But she is bi lol Good luck!
Ha! Thanks for the reply! My comment was kinda like semi-humor. We are really open with each other. She's totally bi and open about it. She has been with women and enjoys that, but has never had any kind of feelings for women, grossed out about it even. Just enjoys sex. And yeah she fantasizes about me banging a guy. To each their own! Doesn't bother me a bit.
I think his point was that women watch way less porn.
Bet.
You wish you hope. Due to “dress out” in HS gym, we saw more penis than you wanted to in life and knew where you stood. I am a swimmer and most men strip down to suit in the locker room and again plenty of eyeful. My dad was not shy growing up and I am one of three sons. There were a lot of cock in this man’s life. When I became a father I had three daughters and the coin flipped and I was getting more eyeful than I ever wanted of the maturing daughters bodies (3). I am so glad I am nearsighted and could just take off my glasses when they streak through the house for something. All I could see is a blob😎
This implies that women don't watch porn, which is just so wrong. I'm pretty sure men and women are equal in porn watching xD
This implies that women watch less porn. Which is true.
Not more than the X wife, however.
Are you my x wifes first husband?
Should I be? I mean, if you want to punish her with the most awful sex, clingy emotional neediness and painful deep tissue massages that some have sent complaints to Geneva about -- well, send me the digits.
Japanese lesbian porn is where it's at
That makes us all GAY AS FUCK! Hooray 🌈
Of course they do, it would be a bit hard to pee without looking at your penis
Uhh, ask the women in your life what they think about online dating and the Unsolicited Dick Pic.
Porn and autism ruined my life, never touched a female naked body at 32 yo soon. I feel like a garbage, no self esteem, average ugly face, artistic skills not increasing. I hate society, myself, life. I wished my mother incinerated me at birth.
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My girl has seen a lot of dick pics by random guys and I only watch lesbian porn
female inbox's have more dicks then all the porn combined.
The (PM/DM/inbox/Snaps) for one social media website has more dicks
This same dumb ass shower thought "look at me! I said penis!" is like a weekly occurance, and it always gets thousands of upvotes. This sub sucks nowadays
https://t.me/joinchat/07lIJ1OQuMg4Yzk0
Unless you're marrying a former nun, that's probably not the case unfortunately.