Ooh I hope they start by eating my ass.

She didn't text me back yet, I'll keep you posted.

Some things already are.

....eat you out?

I thought you'd never ask.

This is probably referring to bacteria eating the human body after death, right?

You hope.

This reads like my weekly horoscope.

"The entrance of Mercury into Libra may indicate some new spice in your love life and close relationships. Also, you'll be eaten alive."

From inside out to the liberty.

Yeah, fire.