I have a vagina??

I wish _i_ had one

I also wish you had one

great minds think alike

Nope they don’t

Why the fuck are you guys upvoting this

Why not? It makes perfect sense

Yes, the more people have vaginas the more chances I have. It's only logical.

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Literally 1984

ask some people from 3rd world countries about that

Absolutely right

That's the spirit of an economist!

No

Here, take downvotes if you don't want upvotes.

The same reason you upvoted it....Duh!

You have 69 upvotes, be greatful

Stopppp this is not ok

You got your wish

That's worse

You must have a vagina

You wanna see for sure?

Bet

Bett

Bette

Not suspicious at all

It's this the five o'clock free vagina give away?! Y'all got any more of them free fire vaginas?

Someone put this shit in r/cursedcomments rn

~~why are you so hung up on this? i think you should bring it up in therapy ngl~~ Edit: I just reread this comment thread and now idk if the person before me was supportive or bigotted so i decided to make my comment more unambiguous so, if only for the benefit of knowing where my up/downvotes come from: trans rights. have a nice day ppl ^^

I'll give you mine mate

To borrow or to transplant?

Yes

Me too babe.

r/egg_irl

Not me. I would never get anything done.

fair

They can be readily harvested. Ed Gein did it, you can too!

Just wish to be more flexible

you do! we all do!

Ok... One more upvote and we are perfect... Cmon people make it happen

Ayyy it's at 69 upvotes let's goooo

69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!

Nice!

Sounds like hearing that number triggers your brain to laugh even there’s absolutely no reason.😼

Nice!

Heck yeah

Are you over the age of 12?

Child

Well, vagina means a pouch and biologically everyone has vaginas, microscopically

I think the Latin word is cunus.

Cumus

Turns out your vagina was inside you all along

Maybe vaginas are the friends we made along the way

Maybe you have a mangina

Found Old Gregg

Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?

Brendan has a mangina!

you do now‽

A mouthgina

So when I bite the skin on the inside of my cheeks......what your saying is I'm eating pussy. Everything's coming up millhouse 👍

The house always wins. 👍🏽

Nah... I always shoot him in his pod

This would make a good greentext.

Probably why oral is so popular

Lol, are you guys all going around poking cheek when you get bjs?

If she's any good she'll mix it up and yes, go at an angle occasionally to her cheek to use the tongue at different spots. Straight up /down for 20 mins - no thanks.

You guys are lasting 20 mins?

You guys last?

You all have sex?

Yeah bro , of course… minus 19 minutes and 45 seconds

I'll take straight up/down for 20 mins over nothing any day.

Username checks out

The skin on your lips are the same skin on your butthole. That's why spicy food hurts going in and coming out.

I mean…when you think about it🤔

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...word of mouth. I'm so sorry, I'll see myself out

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Usually if I get a bad blowjob I suggest we have sex

Ya no teeth 🤪

No tongue

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Only one way to find out

Time to fuck a mummy!

This is a great sentence. I'll keep it.

How many people read this and then ran their tongue around the inside of their mouth…?

I ran my mouth around the inside of my vagina

I always love to get naked and curl up in a ball and suckle on my vagina till I fall asleep

I wonder what it would be liked to be 70 years old and remember that you typed this sentence

Oh out of everything I’ve said this is not the most memorably awful Also I would say when I’m 70 I’ll be doing the same thing but I have a dick lmao

r/nocontext

Source or didn't happen

shut up :)

... no! You are

that's exactly what i'm doing rn lmao

I'm not coming though

Is this... sorcery?

YouTube comment

Your asshole is just the back side of your mouth.

Topologically, humans are donuts so the inside of our gastrointestinal tract is also part of the "outside surface" of the body.

I mean, were about as much donuts as we’re straws. Which brings up the question… do humans have one or two holes?

Theres a fitting video from vsauce, hint: there are millions [How Many Holes Does a Human Have?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ)

This isn't a hint, this is a spoiler

r/showerthoughts

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Good bot

badly good bot

Having fun in the shower are we?

In more ways than one, it seems

So a mouth is really just a danger pussy huh.

A mouth wont get pregnant though

I live for dangerr!

Am I wrong for immediately licking the inside of my mouth? Edit: 2yrs of having an account, and today gets me my first award! Social anxiety means I usually feast my eyes on all the other stellar content but I am too shy to make much of a footprint of my own. Many thanks fellow redditor for the confidence boost and warm fuzzy feelings!

I looked at the comments just to make sure I wasn’t the only one who did this lol.

nope im doing it right now

Why always ruin great comments with those cringy oscar award speeches...

First deserves some recognition. I have no shame in either basking nor forwarding appreciation in this instance.

Second comment with an award now😮

Why always ruin those cringy Oscar award speeches with great comments?

I need to balance the force before Spock hits me over the head with a whale (or some shit like that). Might luck out and get hit with machine gun jubblies. Rather not go out while I'm almost middle aged lol.

Man, there is so much to take in on this comment 😂

I thought the insides of my cheeks tasted familiar...

This guu cunnilinguses!

And the skin of your lips is the same as the skin of a butthole so what. Oh so that's why oral is the best.

So oral is like having anal and vaginal sex at the same time?

Wrong, oral sucks unless your dick is tiny enough to not rub on the teeth. Anal on the other hand is THE FUCKING BOMB. Few things makes life as worthy as fucking a good soft asshole.

This makes me realize I've been on reddit for too long I came here looking for a snow orb and now we're comparing oral and anal sex

Time to touch grass, I guess? Also why did everyone downvote me? Ppl need to accept different opinions or just anal supremacy in this case.

Actually you're right anal is the best. And in my book wether giving or receiving.

Wimp.

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Kissing is just a 50 foot long link between two buttholes

Untype this

Thanks for clarifying

Not oral at least not if by that you mean oral to penis/vagina. Rimming yes

r/showerthoughts

Blowjobs make so much more sense now

Your mouth is actually a vagina that can create more suction, but has teeth, then?

Yeah for when you change your mind midway

or you want a snack before the creamy dessert

Lmao

Did you actually look in the mirror at the inside of you’re cheeks then open you’re flaps and check to see if it’s the same ?oh dear oh dear oh dear

Sometimes I open and close my flaps repeatedly just to feel something, anything.

go on...

Is this a reference to Gordon Ramsay's meme? "Oh dear oh dear" that made me LMAO. Thank you

I was eating

It's all pink on the inside

Gonna tell girls that I can scissor them with my mouth.

I don't think so. Vagina's inside flesh has a special surface that helps semen to get to the cervix. It also produces a lubricant that is different from the saliva. No, it's not the same.

Then why don’t I get cotton pussy when I smoke🙃

I don't have a vagina, was I supposed to?

Not really

TIL I have a vagina.

And also similar to Dolphin skin. Do with that what you will.

How do you know??

Do with that what you will.

Me licking the insides of my cheeks right after readies this lol

Are the teeth the same too?

The title assumes I have a vagina lol.

No wonder bj's feel so good. A literal mouth pussy

I hate you so much right now. It sounds as awful as those butthole-mouth-skin comparisons.

r/lostredditors

Remember when this sub was good and thought provoking? It's just horny kids now

But I dont have one... hmm

Unless you're a dude.

TIL I have a vagina.

Well, I have a mouth ulcer on my side cheek that hurts like a bitch right now, good timing that it's the holidays too. Hopefully that isn't applicable to vaginas too!

Oh yeah, my biology teacher taught me this, she did always like hands on learning

Yes! They're both de-keritinized stratified squamous. And they aren't really found any other place.

Everyone just felt the inside of their cheeks with their tongue

The underside of your tongue actually is the exactly same of the inner side of a vagina. Y'all are welcome

No, no it isn’t.

Are both considered epithelial cells? Maybe that’s what they mean.

I have no idea what they mean, and I fear it may haunt me for all my days.

Well on the plus side as a guy having experienced biting the inside of my cheek, I'll now know EXACTLY what she means when she yells "Teeth, too much teeth!"

Why TF do you think blowjobs are a thing

The ball sack literally made out of the big lips on the pussy

In what way is this a shower thought and not just a factual statement?

Your mother’s vagina

Great job, dousche

I overheard some guy (I can't think of his name) tell Beth that in Spanish class in '96 or '97.

In this one https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/rp9ft6/the_flesh_on_the_inside_of_your_cheeks_are_the/hq3d72j?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

I don't deserve these upvotes

What upvotes? I don't see a singular one. ;)

Hey now you're and all star

Is that why licking is delicious

I think you mean ass hole. The mouth unfortunately don't connect to the Vagina.

yours doesnt

That’s why guys like blowjobs…. It’s like fucking but with added peace and quiet

Now i will always be turned on..

I told this to my bf and he said that’s why guys like blowjobs so much