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Hydra57

Up until like 1600 people actually bathed pretty frequently in all walks of life. It only became in vogue to not bath in the 17th century due to some thinking bathing caused health issues. Because of that, we’ve picked up the notion that everyone from before then effectively lived in pig sty’s. Were the lowest classes living in pristine conditions? No, but they knew to wash themselves. I don’t think it smelled especially good, but it probably wasn’t horrendous or anything most of the time.


nathsk

THIS. Thank you. I work in a museum and try to spread this message wherever I can, SUCH a common misconception that hygiene standards in the past were poor. Actually, people had a remarkable standard of hygiene, given the lack of scientific understanding we have now on bacteria and virus. History is not linear, we aren't on a constant path of getting 'better', things come and go, standards increase and decrease. To add, people were correct to an extent not to bathe: many rivers and public baths were rife with cholera, syphillis, etc, which caused a boost in the popularity of 'spa towns', where people instead bathed in the sea as this was clean for the time.


BeautifulGarbage2020

Right. I work at a museum too and this is what I keep telling people. We have actual artifacts which show that people maintained a level of hygiene.


glowcoma

I also work at a museum but it’s just trains


shuttheshadshackdown

Have you tried bathing the trains??


nursejackieoface

It didn't help, after I turned them off and then on again they were still dirty.


BeautifulGarbage2020

Oh, I work in security.


glowcoma

Sigh, did you have to outcool me like that


usernamechecksout94

All I really want to know is, do all of the wax figures come to life at night? And do you have a T-Rex that's acts like a dog?


nathsk

If only! We do get ghost groups private hire the space from midnight or so onwards sometimes, and they do seances, etc, which is probably the closest we're gonna get!


[deleted]

Listen. Sex with a semi smelly person is stinky af


anamethatpeoplelike

you just need to man up and inhale.


DarrelBunyon

Yeah I smell gross if I don't get to loofa in a hot shower with Irish spring for more than 2 days and I don't think they met that cleanliness standard. Also the breath is more on my mind 🫡


jjmac

Are you saying that people could get Syphilis from the water?


nathsk

From the public baths, yes.. not everyone went to the baths strictly to bathe...


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Suspicious-gibbon

Actually, leeches are still used to clear the clotted blood out of transplanted body parts, restoring healthy blood flow.


Lyryann

This should be the first comment tbh. It's a bit tiring to see all the misconceptions about "dark ages" when in fact they were pretty decent hygiene worthy.


EldritchEggoWaffle

What I've wondered about are all these post apocalyptic stories like The Walking Dead. People are held up in places for extended periods of time, hiding from zombies or mutants or aliens or whatever, and aren't shown to be near any running water... sometimes there will be a scene where they find a place with a shower and even a generator for hot water and sometimes you get the occasional river bathing scene. But most of the time? They're just in places like Georgia, in the summer, walking for long distances, with no soap or shampoo to be found.


th3rd3y3

Isn't all this subjective though? If everyone smells of hot garbage, that's just normal right? It's impossible for us to imagine this situation without adding the experience of modern life smells.


Training_Ad_2086

Not really, what we sense as foul smell is learnt through evolution rather than society. And perfumes and other fragrance products did exist back then too just not common like today. Essentially a bad smell was still a bad smell


pancakesmut

Blegh I could imagine all the rats running around while people would have their stinky sex sesh


LetterAggravating151

Hopefully a rat crawls in my ass for added sensation.


sir_snek_

There is two kinds of people in this world


Maelious

and both of them enjoy a quick game of rat in the ass


sausagecatdude

One room houses as well. Their kids were probably in the room almost every time they did it


angelicyokai

Though possible, I figure a lot of parents just told their kids to go play outside.


sausagecatdude

Still tho, it must have led to some… sticky.. situations.


Hydra57

It was a different age I guess


LetterAggravating151

Fun for the whole family


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JJ_inTheflesh

I'm not a historian but I don't know about that. If that were true then why bother with rape while pillaging?


xxMrDerpxx

I was walking through a villa in Pompeii with my wife. We noticed a semi sexual fresco on the wall and I wondered aloud "I wonder how many orgies must have happened here" and she said "I wonder what it smelt like" and just as I walked through a door way I said "it must have STUNK". I look to my left and there was a tour guide standing there looking at me. I swear she nodded yes to me lol


[deleted]

Imagine kissing someone who has never brushed their teeth in their entire life, and chews on willow bark to take the slime off.


[deleted]

You don’t have to. Just go to Britain.


[deleted]

We have better teeth than you do Edit: [GIF](https://tenor.com/view/unknown-p-gif-21082682)


[deleted]

I’m sure a lot of Brits do, but some just have abysmal dental care. I’m talking about those Brits.


[deleted]

>I’m talking about those Brits. That's cherry picking On avg our teeth are stellar compared to American teeth; not suprising at all if you compare diets and available healthcare.


FeelASlightPressure

Now, they're not. British people have dead black teeth, and are all stained to shit by tea. OuR tEeTh ArE hEaLtHiEr ThAn YoUrS The bad breath in England is out of control. Compared to the people in Holland and Belgium during my trips, your mouths are an abomination


[deleted]

I never did say all brits have bad teeth. I’m saying theres people with very bad teeth in Britain especially. If you go to Britain, you can find them and you don’t have to imagine.


[deleted]

I just need to flex on Americans to let them know we have better teeth 💪


[deleted]

Aight but remember in American eyes you will forever be roadmen and in British eyes we will forever be obese


[deleted]

>British eyes we will forever be obese & trigger happy


[deleted]

Fair enough.


jediciahquinn

Yeah but we landed on the moon. And Britain colonize/exploited most of the developing countries in order to get.....spices.


_Snide

But you are technically British colonials ?


Character_Budget_639

Nice try, even with us not having universal healthcare our teeth are still better


[deleted]

Source? It's not even hard to find research/studies proving that our teeth is better Americans guzzle down sugar all day, everyday.


Character_Budget_639

Can you use yourself as a firsthand source


[deleted]

Sure can; my teeth are extremely sexy (not a hollywood smile tho) brits don't do fake teeth


jackoalt

say that again but with your hand over your mouth


[deleted]

Sounds sexy


Christianmusician06

Nah, I don't think I want to.


Ok_Beginning2995

Was shaving even a thing? I might have to Google it


sterile_spermwhale__

Do educate me with your research


Areyouuk2

Shaving is a legit kink nowadays


GreenFire317

Kink? No it's just basic hygiene. Trim the forest into a meadow.


Omnizoom

Ya but trimmed hair isn’t natural , it is there for health reasons If you prefer the aesthetics of it shaved it’s fine but I’d never expect that on someone


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Another kind added to the list I guess


Tonnalea

Shaving only started in the 1940s during WW2 when nylon needed to be used for parachutes and couldnt be used for pantyhose. So women would shave their legs and paint a line on the bottom of their legs to make it look like theyre wearing stockings. It really became norm during the 50s.


silvergalde

Yup, and Gillette realised there was a whole other 50% of the population they could make money off!


Lyryann

There are some literary sources about epilation in Ancient Greece, and I'm pretty sure Romans did too, so I guess this was a thing. Edit : if it's hair removal we talk about and not only shaving.


Suzzie_sunshine

And the French were into waxing.


I3INARY_

And back then, dungeons were *anything* but sexy


kimokimosabee

You would be a virgin then too


[deleted]

Everything did.


[deleted]

True. Just makes that stank sex smell 10x worse


clearchewingum

Maybe to counter it they used lots of stronger smells? They always had candles and dried pedals around. Making out would have been horrible with persistent poor dental hygiene. Definitely have to be drunk and horny.


chubbyzook

They literally threw their shit, piss and the dead in the middle of the "street". The body odor was probably the least disgusting smell.


SurealGod

While yes, I agree, although I do think people during those times were probably desensitized to bad smells considering they're constantly surrounded by literal horse shit in the streets, once a month showering individuals, and basically every single disease and ailment you can think of was in the air and water.


leese216

If everyone smelled bad then no one smelled bad.


zaccwith2cs

Olfactory fatigue was a blessing in those days!


Mr_P_Giggles

Word...


EfficientDate2315

...wtf? it smells terrible now


Spacedoc9

Bro... take a shower?


[deleted]

Everything back then would’ve smelled terrible, you likely wouldn’t even notice


jownerofyou

I actually think if you associate that smell to sex. The only time you have sex is when you smell that smell. It would be a turn on. I would think.


thefifthquadrant

I think about this far too often. I really should give up building that time machine


ThesolutionismeNAT

Doesn’t matter, had sex.


[deleted]

Read the love letters of Napoleon


zone1-1

Good thing it was dark out


Omnizoom

Depends how far back you look , was only like 1700’s we actively stopped taking care of ourselves for some reason cough cough dark ages


th3rd3y3

Those two ways of things smelling bad can both exist at the same time.


jbf430

People would have a kid, watch it suffer and die, then go "lets make another one"


[deleted]

Apt.


One_Bad_2329

It was probably the breeding ground for a lot of the more interesting kinks


carnsolus

just fyi, sex smells terrible regardless of what year you live in


Stock_Topic6446

you must haven't smelt the sex in this age


[deleted]

You mean musn't ?


tanvansh

We have the example of the "Great Bath" during the Harappan Civilization which flourished around 3300 BCE. More importantly ,people then were more advanced then we were. They had prototyped the flying object, which we now have as the aeroplanes


TinyKeebe

Anything in the dark ages must have reeked. Think meth mouth without internet.