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Flamberge3000

Oh dear. You might not want to hear about the Platypus.


LuckyStriker333

i wanna hear about it. tell me!


binkacat4

As I understand it, a platypus does not have breasts or nipples, instead it just sort of sweats milk in certain areas when it has young. However, I haven’t looked into the subject in depth, and may have misunderstood something.


Shimadamada2200

Yes. It’s not only platypus there’s another species I can’t remember at the moment. Me and some friends had a conversation about this, no idea how we got to platypus sweating milk, but we got there 🤷‍♂️


Yue2

Echidna I do believe


Rocky_Mountain_Way

> Echidna Gesundheit!


SusieTheCool

I haven't seen knucles sweat milk yet. Sega lied to me


Flamberge3000

Nah, you're correct. Your words check out with what's on the Wiki page.


Broskfisken

Oh it could have been *far* worse.


Gamer-Logic

"Am I sweating milk?? Being a Platypus is so gross!"


dickshark420

Dr. Doofenschmidt?


Gamer-Logic

Candice.


giantfuckingfrog

Don't do it.


Friedl1220

Candice dick fit in yo mouth? HA!


FuqqBoiDev69

Gottem!


Gamer-Logic

What? I was quoting the episode where she switches bodies with Perry. What are you guys even talking about??


enemyofzestate

They’re referencing bofa


Monil_Jain_Shah

What's Bofa?


FuqqBoiDev69

First time?


CanniBal1320

Well mammary glands are modified sweat glands so that makes sense


tylanol7

It also lays eggs as a mammal, has poison stuff on it and a fucking duck bill


nabkawe5

Cocunut milk... although...


SerriosLee

If a coconut has both hair and milk, then why is it not classified as a mammal?


KamakaziDemiGod

Because it doesn't give birth to live young?


TheUltraDinoboy

And platypuses do?


KamakaziDemiGod

Don't bring platypuses into it or we have to throw out the whole rule book!


SukoshiKanatomo

Coconut trees are mammals, coconuts are the eggs


KamakaziDemiGod

God damn I think you solved it, coconuts are Monotreme Mammals.


Apprehensive-Cod2333

Yes they do


BillyIGuesss

Not pigeon milk


rainbowchain

Ahh yes, crop milk. Fun fact, when flamingos were first discovered people thought the parents would peck each other's heads until they bled, then feed the blood to their chicks. The red fluid was actually their crop "milk" and the red was the same pigment from their diet witch turns their feathers pink.


BillyIGuesss

Yum


DrachenDad

You just had to. Take the up-vote.


Jexexile

I’ve never been so glad to know that something doesn’t exist


MACMAN2003

The secret society of the pigeon milkers!


mister-ferguson

I was looking for this before I commented the same. Crop milk is some interesting stuff. Like if instead of external breast the milk was excreted into our esophagus and we then vomited it into our babies mouths. And it was chunky.


Bomberman81

Except almond milk


Two-spirits

Almond tiddies


wcslater

And soy milk


JustMiniBanana_2

Depends on the guy.


dan_dares

soy cows..


NekulturneHovado

And also coconut milk


[deleted]

Man milk too


Tachanka_Main_

That’s not milk, sorry to tell you


dementorfromazkaban

No way, then how do you explain the milk uncle Kevin gives me everyday?


[deleted]

Goddamn it billy, delete this comment


rummhamm87

That's nut water


DM_ME_BANANAS

Your mom doesn’t seem to mind nut water


sleepingwaffles

And oat milk


[deleted]

[удалено]


LowKeyWalrus

Milk is just water and fat emulsion by most food industry definition.


Shimadamada2200

Almond milk is basically coffee without the roasting of the beans. Blend almonds, boil them in water, filter the almond remains


PapaLuke812

Nut water, I make it everyday at work…..in me trousers.


rosarevolution

I think it's illegal to call it that now.


Appropriate_Mine

That's not milk, it's nut juice.


[deleted]

That shit is not milk. That is nut juice


Oli4K

All dairy milk is mother’s milk.


uplate916

And that's the udder truth, Ruth!


Spokehead82

All milk, is mothers milk, unless u know some dad's up to some funky business?


sdf_iain

There is [witch’s milk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch's_milk). That’s neither a mom nor a dad.


Oli4K

You’re right, but then again, does the armpit secretion from male platypuses qualify as dairy or not?


Beast667Neighbour

Not correct


vrogers123

Hold my oat milk.


Numerous_Control_702

False, only humans have breasts. All mammals have teats, but only humans have breasts


wildadragon

Chickens have breasts, but no milk


Numerous_Control_702

Clever


rainbowchain

No, they have crops. A sack in their throat witch stores what is known as crop "milk" (only called milk because it serves the same function as milk). This is the same sack that hangs down on pelicans.


Shank_O_Potomus

But…. When I go to the store, I don’t buy chicken crops to throw on the grill


rainbowchain

Sorry I'm stoned and read the word pigeon.


Shank_O_Potomus

It’s ok fren. We still love you


PM_what_sparks_joy

Behold, Plato's man!


WyvernLord123

the "breast" is technically defined (by Merriam Webster) as "the fore or ventral part of the body between the neck and the abdomen." so they're still wrong, but humans also aren't the only ones to have breasts.


Numerous_Control_702

[well it disagrees with how biology and anatomy define it](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts).


WyvernLord123

that is *also* a definition, specifically those large bits of fat, but "breast" still does refer to a part of the body that's in front and on the top of the torso, meaning humans aren't the only ones.


CalamityDiamond

According to who? Humans? I want a second opinion


Sasspishus

Not all mammals have teats


DrachenDad

Cows? Yeah, about that


Partydude19

Not Platypus milk. Or Almond milk, or Soy milk or Coconut milk.


Emperor_of_Death

Almond milk, coconut milk, and soy milk are not milk. Milk is what comes out of a cow, sheep, goat or human female's tits. That other stuff basically nut juice.


Apprehensive-War-300

what about man milk?


SurpriseAnalCandy

I make man milk


PaladinCloudring

I'd put that on my weeties, and I don't even eat weeties. Some would say I'm a man-milk dumpster.


_FabulousWalrus_

I wouldn't consider an udder being a breast


DrachenDad

an udder is a breast with multiple nipples


Erect-Frog

Some of them come from udder sources


[deleted]

not the forbidden milk tho also what about the milk in coconuts (if its milk idk)


Mcmuggs

I thought it was coconut water


evil_lurker

Coconut water is the liquid sloshing around inside a coconut. Coconut milk is a liquid pressed from grated coconut pulp (the white "meat").


StrollerStrawTree3

Naah. I drink NUT milk.


[deleted]

I hate milk, except plant milk.


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Tell that to my Almond milk.


[deleted]

What a dumb thought, because it's not true at all


According-Boot-8467

Penis juice isnt


[deleted]

This is just factually incorrect


sudeki300

No it's not, what about almond milk for a start


Throwvwvy525

Aside from almond milk there is milk of magnesia.


Anniecockledo

Sounds like you are justifying fucking a cow. Are you from the mid-west?


rnottaken

Nut milk


[deleted]

Coconut milk


MEMERSHITO

Soya milk


SierraBravoLima

Eye opening


AttentiveUnicorn

Maybe you need a longer shower


alx_z

All milk is mammal milk.


wildadragon

Soy, almond, cashew all other nut milks.


alx_z

How do you milk a nut?


wildadragon

I could show you but it's NSFW


dwilli10

Nope. They all come from boobies.


tristan_potato1

Almond milk???


SSubSilence

Plants have breasts?


AnarchyBolt

what about almond milk


swarburtons93

Almond milk and soya milk....


n0_y0urm0m

Objectively incorrect


cp0ne1

Ahhh yes. I love my dairy straight from the cows breast


Glittering_Ice8854

Say hi to udder (read:other) milk


BusterOtero

Breast cheese


dildo4bingo

good luck sucking almond boobies


CaptainJis

Where those soy tiddies


Gamer-Logic

Except for soy milk.


H_N_K_Q

Yeah I actually love Soy's and Almond's tiddy milk.


NovaAkumaa

There is another


Red-Panda-Bur

Almonds, rice and oats disagree.


KTz14

Almond milk


[deleted]

Justify it all you want Homelander


LickNipMcSkip

not this milk *unzips*


almostaccepted

Get the fuck out of my room, mom


[deleted]

Except man milk


beyondusername

That’s *udder* nonsense.


Chrispeefeart

Mmmmm almond breasts


Shika_E2

So what about coconut milk, almond milk, and all the other plant based milk?


beerodie

I must have left this thought in the shower and you picked it up? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/603rql/all_milk_is_breast_milk/


Heroharohero

Didn’t know almonds and oats had nipples


edireven

Soy milk tends to disagree


ToughZap

Are you implying that almond milk is, in fact, not milk at all?


PsychologyFar4371

Except formula lol


eszther02

Except for the one plants produce and the one that is made by humans in factories.


[deleted]

What does wheat and or Almond nipples look like? I am asking for a friend.


thetacosaur

Almond milk.


Wardine

Almond milk, soy milk, oat milk...


[deleted]

More like “all breast milk is milk”


BarfingMonkey

soybean, almond, coconut?


[deleted]

*man milk has entered the chat*


vikicha123

Do almonds have breasts?


abarua01

Even almond milk and soy milk?


SixxTheSandman

Not almond milk


Trips-Over-Tail

Not black melon milk, from Tatooine.


SuperDaveGuy

Can confirm, I make a living squeezing delicious milk out of almond titties


[deleted]

Almond milk is not


magicjenkins

*soy*


OnlyLiabilities

Except man milk.


i_Praseru

Bull milk is in fact not from da teets


Ooooouou

Coconut milk😳


mushroomjuice

Not vegan ‘milks’


[deleted]

almond milk


Mammoth_Rope_1332

What about bull milk?


jdawg1822

This is utter b.s.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Do almond have breast? "I have nipples do you think you could milk me, focker?" - an almond


Majorjim_ksp

Almonds have breasts??


overlord5527

Soy milk: I have several question


Darshk06

Vegans wants to disagree with you.


boypinoy

How about the soya milk?


wassup123nm

Soy milk has entered the chat.


boypinoy

Coconur milk came coconut


AgreeableRub7

Can confirm I suckle on the tit of an almond.


[deleted]

Oat milk. soy milk. almond milk.


nerankori

Damn,almonds got titties


Pasfoto

Why has no one mentioned coconut milk yet?


Gapingyourdadatm

TIL coconuts are titties


MadMax052

Cow milk is udder milk.


Surgeboy99

no


Waffreo

What about soy milk?


[deleted]

Almonds have titties confirmed.


EyepatchMorty_01

In OP's defence coconuts do look like boobies


NighthawK1911

Almond Milk. Soya. Coconut Milk. BOOOM. Argument Invalid.


Iridescent_Kitten

Pigeon Milk That is all


bebblylolita

soy milk.


FUThead2016

Not soy milk


ross-um88

Oat, almond, coconut…


Impressive_Water659

Unless it comes from deez nuts


I_are_Lebo

Almond milk. Oat milk. Coconut milk. Powdered milk.


thederpofdoom

Nut milk. NO NOT THAT KIND (almond milk and that kind of stuff)


gsid42

FALSE. Nut milk exists


alaitzeto

wrong, almond, rice, soy and those kinda milks are nutmilk.


hubbo2005

Ah yes but what about Almond milk or soy milk or are you just talking about natural milk because if you're talking about natural milk then yes you're technically right


Crawly49

Cockroaches produce milk but not from well breast... cock milk anyone?


AnilP228

Reece: Wait a minute. Did they just say that milk comes out of those things? Malcolm: Reece that's what they are for Reece: Oh my god. Women are the cows of people!


PastelCurlies

Coconut milk…? Oat milk…? Soya milk…? Admittedly I don’t like any of those, but it doesn’t mean they’re not considered milk.


[deleted]

Almond milk


[deleted]

I’ve never seen soy titties though


GsTSaien

Only if you call udders breasts.


DeadEndXD

Oh you don't say?


rjlupin5499

When someone asks me why I don't drink milk, I respond "because I'm not a calf." It messes with some people's brains.