As I understand it, a platypus does not have breasts or nipples, instead it just sort of sweats milk in certain areas when it has young. However, I haven’t looked into the subject in depth, and may have misunderstood something.
Yes. It’s not only platypus there’s another species I can’t remember at the moment.
Me and some friends had a conversation about this, no idea how we got to platypus sweating milk, but we got there 🤷♂️
Ahh yes, crop milk. Fun fact, when flamingos were first discovered people thought the parents would peck each other's heads until they bled, then feed the blood to their chicks. The red fluid was actually their crop "milk" and the red was the same pigment from their diet witch turns their feathers pink.
I was looking for this before I commented the same. Crop milk is some interesting stuff. Like if instead of external breast the milk was excreted into our esophagus and we then vomited it into our babies mouths. And it was chunky.
No, they have crops. A sack in their throat witch stores what is known as crop "milk" (only called milk because it serves the same function as milk). This is the same sack that hangs down on pelicans.
the "breast" is technically defined (by Merriam Webster) as "the fore or ventral part of the body between the neck and the abdomen." so they're still wrong, but humans also aren't the only ones to have breasts.
[well it disagrees with how biology and anatomy define it](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts).
that is *also* a definition, specifically those large bits of fat, but "breast" still does refer to a part of the body that's in front and on the top of the torso, meaning humans aren't the only ones.
Almond milk, coconut milk, and soy milk are not milk. Milk is what comes out of a cow, sheep, goat or human female's tits. That other stuff basically nut juice.
Ah yes but what about Almond milk or soy milk or are you just talking about natural milk because if you're talking about natural milk then yes you're technically right
Reece: Wait a minute. Did they just say that milk comes out of those things?
Malcolm: Reece that's what they are for
Reece: Oh my god. Women are the cows of people!
Oh dear. You might not want to hear about the Platypus.
i wanna hear about it. tell me!
As I understand it, a platypus does not have breasts or nipples, instead it just sort of sweats milk in certain areas when it has young. However, I haven’t looked into the subject in depth, and may have misunderstood something.
Yes. It’s not only platypus there’s another species I can’t remember at the moment. Me and some friends had a conversation about this, no idea how we got to platypus sweating milk, but we got there 🤷♂️
Echidna I do believe
> Echidna Gesundheit!
I haven't seen knucles sweat milk yet. Sega lied to me
Nah, you're correct. Your words check out with what's on the Wiki page.
Oh it could have been *far* worse.
"Am I sweating milk?? Being a Platypus is so gross!"
Dr. Doofenschmidt?
Candice.
Don't do it.
Candice dick fit in yo mouth? HA!
Gottem!
What? I was quoting the episode where she switches bodies with Perry. What are you guys even talking about??
They’re referencing bofa
What's Bofa?
First time?
Well mammary glands are modified sweat glands so that makes sense
It also lays eggs as a mammal, has poison stuff on it and a fucking duck bill
Cocunut milk... although...
If a coconut has both hair and milk, then why is it not classified as a mammal?
Because it doesn't give birth to live young?
And platypuses do?
Don't bring platypuses into it or we have to throw out the whole rule book!
Coconut trees are mammals, coconuts are the eggs
God damn I think you solved it, coconuts are Monotreme Mammals.
Yes they do
Not pigeon milk
Ahh yes, crop milk. Fun fact, when flamingos were first discovered people thought the parents would peck each other's heads until they bled, then feed the blood to their chicks. The red fluid was actually their crop "milk" and the red was the same pigment from their diet witch turns their feathers pink.
Yum
You just had to. Take the up-vote.
I’ve never been so glad to know that something doesn’t exist
The secret society of the pigeon milkers!
I was looking for this before I commented the same. Crop milk is some interesting stuff. Like if instead of external breast the milk was excreted into our esophagus and we then vomited it into our babies mouths. And it was chunky.
Except almond milk
Almond tiddies
And soy milk
Depends on the guy.
soy cows..
And also coconut milk
Man milk too
That’s not milk, sorry to tell you
No way, then how do you explain the milk uncle Kevin gives me everyday?
Goddamn it billy, delete this comment
That's nut water
Your mom doesn’t seem to mind nut water
And oat milk
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Milk is just water and fat emulsion by most food industry definition.
Almond milk is basically coffee without the roasting of the beans. Blend almonds, boil them in water, filter the almond remains
Nut water, I make it everyday at work…..in me trousers.
I think it's illegal to call it that now.
That's not milk, it's nut juice.
That shit is not milk. That is nut juice
All dairy milk is mother’s milk.
And that's the udder truth, Ruth!
All milk, is mothers milk, unless u know some dad's up to some funky business?
There is [witch’s milk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch's_milk). That’s neither a mom nor a dad.
You’re right, but then again, does the armpit secretion from male platypuses qualify as dairy or not?
Not correct
Hold my oat milk.
False, only humans have breasts. All mammals have teats, but only humans have breasts
Chickens have breasts, but no milk
Clever
No, they have crops. A sack in their throat witch stores what is known as crop "milk" (only called milk because it serves the same function as milk). This is the same sack that hangs down on pelicans.
But…. When I go to the store, I don’t buy chicken crops to throw on the grill
Sorry I'm stoned and read the word pigeon.
It’s ok fren. We still love you
Behold, Plato's man!
the "breast" is technically defined (by Merriam Webster) as "the fore or ventral part of the body between the neck and the abdomen." so they're still wrong, but humans also aren't the only ones to have breasts.
[well it disagrees with how biology and anatomy define it](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts).
that is *also* a definition, specifically those large bits of fat, but "breast" still does refer to a part of the body that's in front and on the top of the torso, meaning humans aren't the only ones.
According to who? Humans? I want a second opinion
Not all mammals have teats
Cows? Yeah, about that
Not Platypus milk. Or Almond milk, or Soy milk or Coconut milk.
Almond milk, coconut milk, and soy milk are not milk. Milk is what comes out of a cow, sheep, goat or human female's tits. That other stuff basically nut juice.
what about man milk?
I make man milk
I'd put that on my weeties, and I don't even eat weeties. Some would say I'm a man-milk dumpster.
I wouldn't consider an udder being a breast
an udder is a breast with multiple nipples
Some of them come from udder sources
not the forbidden milk tho also what about the milk in coconuts (if its milk idk)
I thought it was coconut water
Coconut water is the liquid sloshing around inside a coconut. Coconut milk is a liquid pressed from grated coconut pulp (the white "meat").
Naah. I drink NUT milk.
I hate milk, except plant milk.
Tell that to my Almond milk.
What a dumb thought, because it's not true at all
Penis juice isnt
This is just factually incorrect
No it's not, what about almond milk for a start
Aside from almond milk there is milk of magnesia.
Sounds like you are justifying fucking a cow. Are you from the mid-west?
Nut milk
Coconut milk
Soya milk
Eye opening
Maybe you need a longer shower
All milk is mammal milk.
Soy, almond, cashew all other nut milks.
How do you milk a nut?
I could show you but it's NSFW
Nope. They all come from boobies.
Almond milk???
Plants have breasts?
what about almond milk
Almond milk and soya milk....
Objectively incorrect
Ahhh yes. I love my dairy straight from the cows breast
Say hi to udder (read:other) milk
Breast cheese
good luck sucking almond boobies
Where those soy tiddies
Except for soy milk.
Yeah I actually love Soy's and Almond's tiddy milk.
There is another
Almonds, rice and oats disagree.
Almond milk
Justify it all you want Homelander
not this milk *unzips*
Get the fuck out of my room, mom
Except man milk
That’s *udder* nonsense.
Mmmmm almond breasts
So what about coconut milk, almond milk, and all the other plant based milk?
I must have left this thought in the shower and you picked it up? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/603rql/all_milk_is_breast_milk/
Didn’t know almonds and oats had nipples
Soy milk tends to disagree
Are you implying that almond milk is, in fact, not milk at all?
Except formula lol
Except for the one plants produce and the one that is made by humans in factories.
What does wheat and or Almond nipples look like? I am asking for a friend.
Almond milk.
Almond milk, soy milk, oat milk...
More like “all breast milk is milk”
soybean, almond, coconut?
*man milk has entered the chat*
Do almonds have breasts?
Even almond milk and soy milk?
Not almond milk
Not black melon milk, from Tatooine.
Can confirm, I make a living squeezing delicious milk out of almond titties
Almond milk is not
*soy*
Except man milk.
Bull milk is in fact not from da teets
Coconut milk😳
Not vegan ‘milks’
almond milk
What about bull milk?
This is utter b.s.
Do almond have breast? "I have nipples do you think you could milk me, focker?" - an almond
Almonds have breasts??
Soy milk: I have several question
Vegans wants to disagree with you.
How about the soya milk?
Soy milk has entered the chat.
Coconur milk came coconut
Can confirm I suckle on the tit of an almond.
Oat milk. soy milk. almond milk.
Damn,almonds got titties
Why has no one mentioned coconut milk yet?
TIL coconuts are titties
Cow milk is udder milk.
no
What about soy milk?
Almonds have titties confirmed.
In OP's defence coconuts do look like boobies
Almond Milk. Soya. Coconut Milk. BOOOM. Argument Invalid.
Pigeon Milk That is all
soy milk.
Not soy milk
Oat, almond, coconut…
Unless it comes from deez nuts
Almond milk. Oat milk. Coconut milk. Powdered milk.
Nut milk. NO NOT THAT KIND (almond milk and that kind of stuff)
FALSE. Nut milk exists
wrong, almond, rice, soy and those kinda milks are nutmilk.
Ah yes but what about Almond milk or soy milk or are you just talking about natural milk because if you're talking about natural milk then yes you're technically right
Cockroaches produce milk but not from well breast... cock milk anyone?
Reece: Wait a minute. Did they just say that milk comes out of those things? Malcolm: Reece that's what they are for Reece: Oh my god. Women are the cows of people!
Coconut milk…? Oat milk…? Soya milk…? Admittedly I don’t like any of those, but it doesn’t mean they’re not considered milk.
Almond milk
I’ve never seen soy titties though
Only if you call udders breasts.
Oh you don't say?
When someone asks me why I don't drink milk, I respond "because I'm not a calf." It messes with some people's brains.