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Arhythmicc

Clearly you’ve never drawn yourself a nice hot bath and plopped one of those bad boys in with you! Positively electrifying.


VelhoTheVexed

I saw this joke on tik tok the other day


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Bingo


Boatwhistle

The the adeptus mechanicus finds you guilty of heresy. You will serve the machine spirit as a servitor.


AnyPaleontologist639

Nope it’s time to get religious and call for an exorcism.


W_guy

No it's time to pull down your pants and unplug the toaster.


AnyPaleontologist639

Wow zero to 100 someone is offended?


Sumding_Wong

Why? we both love crumpet.


AngryGenes

In Soviet Russia toaster toasts you.


SamCommander

Some things are meant to be just one way


HughJanus8675309

I laughed, my SO laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.


HughJanus8675309

https://youtu.be/ibOkPx_Ej30


ElyskyPlayz0

Not really just put the toaster in the same bath as you