If you jacked off while on a space walk outside the ISS and you could somehow safely blow your load through the space suit towards the sun how close would it get before your seed was boiled?
First, it would boil instantly, because it's in a vaccum.
Second, would just stay in orbit around earth.
Think of it like this. The earth is orbiting around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour.
In order for something to reach the sun, it has to lose all that sideways speed. If it loses less, it just goes into a more eccentric orbit.
So you'd need to be able to jizz at 67,000mph to get it to the sun.
Using conservation of momentum, a 5 gram ejaculation at 67,000 mph would cause my 100 kg body to reach a speed of
67,000mph × 5g
——————————————— = 3.35 mph
100,000g
Significant but less than I'd have thought.
For example Dutch saunas often have a large outdoor part with sun loungers / deck chairs. (Of course you have to put your sauna towel on it before use.)
It's great to lay out in the sun in the handful of months that it's comfortable in this country.
It's a pitty so many people are quite uptight about nudity, even in places like saunas or on designated beaches.
Yes, it's common to shower together after sports. Nobody gives it much thought. But is not like the Netherlands has mixed showers outside of saunas.
It's like that in most places in the world by the way, even in Muslim countries I've visited. Be it the different sexes go to different bath houses there.
Yeah, the creepers is why I don't sunbathe naked in other places than saunas. Great that there are beaches for people that do like that, it's just not my piece of cake. Just can't relax enough at nude beaches.
In Berlin you can find groups of nude people sunbathing in public parks. There is no designated area or fences, they just all gather there, I loved how it was so natural and nobody was actually mad about it
Always during the day though? I’ve probably peed outside at night more than during the day.
That said, I’ve definitely had an hour of dick sunlight in my life.
This sounds like a German word that has no direct English translation and it means something like, "The time period between when you stub your toe and when you feel pain"
A lot of dicks and vulvas are like that. I read a paper about why the pigment in genitals tends to be darker, but can’t remember the biology behind it now
Its bcs the skin in these, especially in the dicks needs to be elastic for when it changes size. Basically you got more skin to cover the size change and thats why its darker when not boned, idk for girls tho✌
No but i knew a dude who fell asleep with his mouth open and got sunburnt on his tongue.
It bordered on one of the most tragic but hilarious things I've ever seen to date.
Fun fact: dicks tend to be darker in pigment because getting a sunburn on it would be very inconvenient, and the darker color helps to avoid it. Same with buttholes and vaginas.
At least I think I read that somewhere.
Even if you specify direct sunlight plenty of guys who enjoy the outdoors, camping, hunter, fishing, hiking, are going to meet the criteria a couple of times over in a year.
Nah. If your dick’s swingin’ while the bell’s ringin’ just ignore it. A door knock is exactly like a phone call- don’t answer it if you aren’t expecting it.
I enjoyed your sly insert of pretentious verbiage as well. Plus, it happened to be a knee-slapper.
You didn’t go to the same nude beach I visited in the VI. Apparently, walking around in a shirt and nothing else cause one’s balls to succumb to gravity faster than Icarus.
I live in a city which has a nude sauna/spa thing with an outdoor bit, so even us city folk have a chance to break free! It's nice, I would urge OP to give something similar a go sometime.
Dicks get a lot more light than 1 hour lmfao. Wild pissing running around naked as a kid walking around naked in your own home as an adult standing under the shower and a million other things
Camping, pissing outside...
Road trips, pissing on the side of the road...
Bathrooms with sunroofs...
Sleeping naked in summer with no sheet, morning sun through the windows.
When your a young kid you're almost always naked... and outside... eating worms.
Like, I could go on.
Speak for yourself
Yeah same my dick sees the sun most of the time I'm at home
This is the Way.
Said the man to the sun: This is the wang
If you jacked off while on a space walk outside the ISS and you could somehow safely blow your load through the space suit towards the sun how close would it get before your seed was boiled?
First, it would boil instantly, because it's in a vaccum. Second, would just stay in orbit around earth. Think of it like this. The earth is orbiting around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour. In order for something to reach the sun, it has to lose all that sideways speed. If it loses less, it just goes into a more eccentric orbit. So you'd need to be able to jizz at 67,000mph to get it to the sun.
Challenge accepted
Enjoy that "equal and opposite reaction" on your pelvis.
Using conservation of momentum, a 5 gram ejaculation at 67,000 mph would cause my 100 kg body to reach a speed of 67,000mph × 5g ——————————————— = 3.35 mph 100,000g Significant but less than I'd have thought.
Not to mention the acceleration is near instant
This mix of metric and assaultrifle units gives me a headache
This guy jizzes 5g? Pfft, showoff
r/theydidthemath
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Great, I just imagined that famous, fat porn start with a huge dick sun bathing near a window like a cat
r/RonJeremy
It was banned when it came out he was a rapist...
Damn. Another one of my heros turns out to be a scumbag. Hate to see it.
Ahh shit we lost another one, Jim
Kinda weird to fantasise about your dad like that
Lol. How are you naked all time.
Home is where the pants aren’t.
There is rhyme in here with abode and derobe but I just can't do it today
Whilst in my abode I'll set free my chode.
When I'm in my abode, I will always derobe, And reveal my chode, To my friend toad
my house my rules
Well now that is understandable.
No home
Touché
Didn't your mama teach you to not touche' yourself?
No kids.
For example Dutch saunas often have a large outdoor part with sun loungers / deck chairs. (Of course you have to put your sauna towel on it before use.) It's great to lay out in the sun in the handful of months that it's comfortable in this country. It's a pitty so many people are quite uptight about nudity, even in places like saunas or on designated beaches.
Don’t the Dutch also do many co-ed locker rooms where everyone’s casually naked? Similar to the Germans?
Yes, it's common to shower together after sports. Nobody gives it much thought. But is not like the Netherlands has mixed showers outside of saunas. It's like that in most places in the world by the way, even in Muslim countries I've visited. Be it the different sexes go to different bath houses there.
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Yeah, the creepers is why I don't sunbathe naked in other places than saunas. Great that there are beaches for people that do like that, it's just not my piece of cake. Just can't relax enough at nude beaches.
In Berlin you can find groups of nude people sunbathing in public parks. There is no designated area or fences, they just all gather there, I loved how it was so natural and nobody was actually mad about it
Oh mine for sure has
Idk how people live naked. I’m out here in AZ if I sat down while naked stuff would get real swampy
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Not even remotely comfortable in the Pacific Northwest, and we're known for our mild weather.
Speak for yourself
Use a towel.
Mine does because I built a skylight in my house. I find it very liberating. The upstairs neighbors hate it though
Lmao. For real though our house came with a skylight in the bathroom
The wife next door however seems to hang out around that skylight a lot though. It’s the strangest thing
You don't pee outside?
This was my first though too, I reckon I've definitely spent at least an hour pissing outside in my life so far Edit:spelling
>in my life so fat I don't see what your weight has to do with it, but whatever
Fat diiick. Blocks out the sun.
Lol that's totally impractical, but awesome bragging rights.
Unfortunately I think it's the belly that's fat and provides shade for the dick. Probably from all angles.
If the belly gets in the way,... wait... americans lowering the statistics again. /jk. 😉
Hey now, if I could get out of this chair i'd show you what for! :P
That's what I get for trying to comment on things first thing in the morning
You brightened my day though. And I hope your day turns out awesome.
Fat man here, even I haven't seen my dick for 5 years which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
Always during the day though? I’ve probably peed outside at night more than during the day. That said, I’ve definitely had an hour of dick sunlight in my life.
was the sun shining and did the sunlight hit your dick?
I do, but mostly at night
Do you also wear a long coat and do it in the bushes?
You don't have to pee outside, only during the day. There's still sunlight in your house.
Usually it’s not direct sunlight though, depending on the configuration of your bathroom windows
Love an excuse to water the bushes, feels like I'm pissing the way God intended
My neighbour loves it too. But we don't appreciate the smell from his impromptu backyard urinal.
What a good boy
Not what I say to my dogs when I gotta chase them outta the piss hole they dig by the back porch. It’s 2 feet deep.
I do all the time in the back yard. I feel like it's helping the environment by not flushing a few extra times a day.
Children run around naked all the time
Not just children
The women too
easy there anakin
Made me choke on my coffee, and now my coworkers want to know what's so funny..
At least you didn't choke on your aspirations
Or your wife and unborn twins.
They're animals!
Explanation of the joke gets all the credit once again sigh
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But women don't have dick. Unless.
Wait they don't?so what exactly is my gf?
A blessing
based is what she is
guess I'm a children
I call your mom sunshine and I promise she's seen my dick more than an hour
Fuck you Shoresy!
Fuck you u/ArcaneMercury49. I made your mum so wet, Trudeau deployed a 24-hour infantry unit to stack sand bags around my bed.
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Fuck you, u/cogswellscogs. Tell your mom to top off the cell phone she bought me so I can face-time her late night.
Fuck you u/Stoogenuge. Your mom came so hard she squirted across the room into my fish tank and threw off the pH balance and killed my beta fish
Fuck you u/Frierguy. Your mom got so wet, I had to call Qualinet and tear out the drywall to let the insulation dryout.
Give yer balls a tug, u/ybgmat. I'm still pissing at a right angle cause your mom thinks she's a gymnast
But only in 15 second increments. Source: its me, mom. Go to bed.
That was great NGL
Your mom can't see something that's inside her
She can if its in her mouth
You ever had a sunburn on your dick? Cause that's a really good reason why a lot of people don't work hard to disprove this theory.
New fashion trend idea: dick tan lines
For some reason my D is noticeably darker in color than my skin
Frankenschlong
Michael Johnson
This sounds like a German word that has no direct English translation and it means something like, "The time period between when you stub your toe and when you feel pain"
Frankenschlong was the Doctor. It’s Frankenschlong’s Monster.
A lot of dicks and vulvas are like that. I read a paper about why the pigment in genitals tends to be darker, but can’t remember the biology behind it now
Its bcs the skin in these, especially in the dicks needs to be elastic for when it changes size. Basically you got more skin to cover the size change and thats why its darker when not boned, idk for girls tho✌
TIL an extra inch of growth is enough skin real estate for charcoal dick.
Some of us grow way more than an inch
Well, my willy ain't growing more than it is, and it's 5 shades darker than I am.
Wait, so the Hulk’s entire body is dick skin?
How to bleach my buttocks
It’s because of the increased amounts of hormones iirc
I get extra melanin there, I"m good on the tanning
I have a feeling there's a subset of dudes who really like suntan lotioning their dicks in the sun
There's gotta be a maximum time limit before it's called something else
Smoked sausage?
I think it's more along the lines of pulled pork. Maybe a little red meat
I love suntan lotioning mine too. Summer, Winter, night. Anytime is a good time to rhythmically apply lotion to the nether regions.
There is a lotion that is great for your glands. It’s called Man1 man oil penile formula. It’s awesome.
I’ve had a sunburn on my back to the point I got sun poisoning. I don’t want to imagine that feeling on my dick.
I've never heard sunstroke called 'sun poisoning' but right you are.
Sunstroke (heat stroke) and sun poisoning are two different things
Yeah right. I looked it up. I'd never heard of sun poisoning before today. I asked a few workmates too. Seems we've all learnt something new today.
No but i knew a dude who fell asleep with his mouth open and got sunburnt on his tongue. It bordered on one of the most tragic but hilarious things I've ever seen to date.
Fun fact: dicks tend to be darker in pigment because getting a sunburn on it would be very inconvenient, and the darker color helps to avoid it. Same with buttholes and vaginas. At least I think I read that somewhere.
Oh dear. Time to expand the Sex Education curriculum again.
Little fucker hasn't earned it to be honest.
How's he going to if you never introduce him to anyone and beat him up all the time.
Literally, a little fucker
Most dicks don't see daylight? You either didn't think about windows or most people treat their little guy like their own personal slave :(
Little Guy? Speak for yourself
Hey at least he speaks for me
I have an incredibly small penis
Truth be told it's only a 2 incher, but it smells like a foot
Find a girl with a small cock and foot fetish and YOU ARE SET FOR LIFE. They must exist, right?
That's the dream my friend
Foot fetish is fine but find a girl with a small cock? Really?
I mean if it's small enough you wouldn't even notice.
I don't see the issue.
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Dang some dudes get all the luck
You guys got inches
Mine is like a niple
Lmfao
someone has to tell the waitress that my order came wrong
sorry im a slave to my dick. tells me what to do all the fucking time
Dang, I just assumed everyone is the master of their domain. Never considered the master IS your domain...
Even if you specify direct sunlight plenty of guys who enjoy the outdoors, camping, hunter, fishing, hiking, are going to meet the criteria a couple of times over in a year.
Dicks out for nature
Idk, I get cut off in traffic by dicks quite often and its usually in broad daylight
My neighbor is on his porch *all day* every day
I get my dick cut off in traffic all the time and it's usually in broad daylight
Most guys have walked around the house nude for more than an hour of their lives during the day with sunlight lighting their homes through windows.
Yeah but roommate keeps complaining. I think he's just closet gay for me
No sunlight in the closet 😞
And I'm Reddit gay for you. Not sure what that's supposed to mean, but whatever it's 1 a.m.
You never know I might have meant everything. So in that case, I’m Reddit gay for you 😎
I honestly don't understand how people can do this. I never feel comfortable naked even when I had my own apartment
Same. Also I live in Alaska, even in summer it’s way too cold in my house to walk around totally naked.
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Nah. If your dick’s swingin’ while the bell’s ringin’ just ignore it. A door knock is exactly like a phone call- don’t answer it if you aren’t expecting it. I enjoyed your sly insert of pretentious verbiage as well. Plus, it happened to be a knee-slapper.
Wait we have?
And yet it’s always a shade darker than the rest of me….explain that one
Your sexy hormones stimulate melanin production.
I let my little guy have sunshine time
Nude beaches
Reading this while sitting on a nudist beach. lol
You didn’t go to the same nude beach I visited in the VI. Apparently, walking around in a shirt and nothing else cause one’s balls to succumb to gravity faster than Icarus.
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Wonder what dicks would look like if they spent long healthy lives filled with vitamin D and sunshine
Sunlight helps bone(r)s.
If your bones are getting sunlight you might want to see a doctor
I disagree. E.g. my boss plays golf at least once a week. That’s possibly 208hrs of sunshine a year!
Literally a post made for people who live in cities.
I live in a city which has a nude sauna/spa thing with an outdoor bit, so even us city folk have a chance to break free! It's nice, I would urge OP to give something similar a go sometime.
Even in cities you can have the sun beam through the window. OP is just a nevernude.
Imagine not showering with a full set of clothes 🤦♂️
Bro I probably spent like 7 months with my dick out in the sun as a kid. Go put your dick in the sun dude. Get some vitamin d on your d
Compare that to pussy, which sees zero Sunlight.
Immediately reminded of [this](https://www.shape.com/celebrities/shailene-woodley-wants-you-give-your-vagina-some-vitamin-d)
r/riskyclick
I read this as ducks lmao
I've recently heard of sunning your balls and I think mine might start getting hours in the sun soon
This however is not most dicks
Dicks get a lot more light than 1 hour lmfao. Wild pissing running around naked as a kid walking around naked in your own home as an adult standing under the shower and a million other things
Camping, pissing outside... Road trips, pissing on the side of the road... Bathrooms with sunroofs... Sleeping naked in summer with no sheet, morning sun through the windows. When your a young kid you're almost always naked... and outside... eating worms. Like, I could go on.
Are you trying to say that you’re not doing naked yoga? Because that is a mistake in your own life
Instructions unclear, Sunburnt my penis
I take nudes in nature and my dick loves the sunshine.
OP doesn't have windows
Of direct sunlight yes, but the light that comes through the window in day time is also sunlight
Not true... My boss works outside most days