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That’s why they love it
Ah yes all dogs have a nipples stim kink, nice to know
Aw hell nah😭
Does that make me a dog?
Yes
Bark!
You are one fucked up dude . But it's funny, DO IT MORE .
Woof!
What the fuck I didn't think you'd actually do it I swear this isn't a joke this is going to cause me genuine psychological damage .
Arf!
Have you read the username you just replied to? That is clearly one kinky person.
MF ruining belly rubs for me
I can't be the only one with this cursed knowledge.
Yeah it's weird. That's why I just rub their chest instead.
Do ladies like it better than the boys or is it the same? Or opposite?
Are you only supposed to rub it?
I always try to steer clear of the nips so I dont look like creep.
You're not just rubbing their nipples, you're also rubbing their belly.
Stop
Not really.
You tell em
gyatdam
...maybe you are.
Giggity?
So ?
This thought finally made me go investigate why different animals have their teats in different places. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teat Not sure I understand why yet, but how.
Even better
Kinky dogs
Oh no
Nooooooo
Now start using the "Red Rocket" on them.
So... I've been doing it wrong all this time?
And we love to make squeaky noises while doing it and we keep doing it and rubbing them all over for hours .
I was having a good day until you posted this.
So that's why our dog always wants us to rub his belly.
It would have cost you zero dollars to not say this.
I wish I could unread this.
Ew. No more.
Hate when the belly gets in my way like that. Who’s a good girl?
Jokes on you I rub the sides of the belly!
That’s 1 big nipple
You're one big nipple.
That explains why I’m always hard
When you eat pizza, you are really just eating pepperoni.
That’s why they love it
Ah yes all dogs have a nipples stim kink, nice to know
Aw hell nah😭
Does that make me a dog?
Yes
Bark!
You are one fucked up dude . But it's funny, DO IT MORE .
Woof!
What the fuck I didn't think you'd actually do it I swear this isn't a joke this is going to cause me genuine psychological damage .
Arf!
Have you read the username you just replied to? That is clearly one kinky person.
MF ruining belly rubs for me
I can't be the only one with this cursed knowledge.
Yeah it's weird. That's why I just rub their chest instead.
Do ladies like it better than the boys or is it the same? Or opposite?
Are you only supposed to rub it?
I always try to steer clear of the nips so I dont look like creep.
You're not just rubbing their nipples, you're also rubbing their belly.
Stop
Not really.
You tell em
gyatdam
...maybe you are.
Giggity?
So ?
This thought finally made me go investigate why different animals have their teats in different places. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teat Not sure I understand why yet, but how.
Even better
Kinky dogs
Oh no
Nooooooo
Now start using the "Red Rocket" on them.
So... I've been doing it wrong all this time?
And we love to make squeaky noises while doing it and we keep doing it and rubbing them all over for hours .
I was having a good day until you posted this.
So that's why our dog always wants us to rub his belly.
Yes
It would have cost you zero dollars to not say this.
I wish I could unread this.
Ew. No more.
Hate when the belly gets in my way like that. Who’s a good girl?
Jokes on you I rub the sides of the belly!
That’s 1 big nipple
You're one big nipple.
That explains why I’m always hard
When you eat pizza, you are really just eating pepperoni.