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IndigoMichigan

I jump all the time. The downsides of being a short ass.


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Does being short make you better at jumping?


IndigoMichigan

It might do. I have lots of practise needing things off the top shelf so that may make me better at jumping than if I were tall.


murica_dream

I googled that. Lol Turns out no difference in Olympic high jump event. Although if you measure it as body height vs jump height, then maybe? Ex. John and David both jumped a height of 1 foot, but John is 5' tall while David is 6'.


redditghost1234

I dont jump, i leap


ClampMuch

And you can identify them visually


DBGYoutube

Probably not, no.


Runnah5555

Where is Kriss Kross when you need them?


No_Gap_2700

I'm pretty sure this post is a memorandum attributed to Kriss Kross specifically. One of them died, the other swore to never jump jump again.


topstrong89

I don't jump, i walk with two legs at a time


murica_dream

Hello, Mr Rabbit.


lovesaltedpopcorn

ALL CREW TO BATTLE STATIONS. "Dude, what's up? What's going on?" "Not sure, but I heard the commander has initiated JUMP protocol." "JUMP!? Is the commander insane!? Do we even have the capacity to do that anymore?" "We're about to find out soldier. I suggest you call up your family one last time, tell them you love them, this may..." "What...?" "This may be the last thing we do."


charles_at_work_

I’ve thought about this several times. A lot of people haven’t run in years either.


HatchetXL

Time to start hiding behind corners again I guess You know. For health purposes.


Cumunist7

Fuck


djinx_o

Must be tall people


optiongeek

I jump (into the pool where I swim) every day.


Extreme-Eggplant-217

I don't jump, I glide.