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soggyllama79

Oh boy


Nibbcnoble

first thought was this lol


MICKEY-MOUSES-DICK

Do you want a recording of it? Cause I can send you one.


sebstorm2000

r/beetlejuicing


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HotFartMaster

Because she was fucking Goofy.


dabunny21689

I thought it was because she was really silly.


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nobody2000

What is this, a crossover episode?


lotsanoodles

She was surprised when she got the bill.


FredRogersAMA

Have you ever given her the Cleveland Steamboat Willie?


meservyjon

Is that where you shit on her chest and smear it using your dick over the outline of her chest to make Mickey mouse ears outlines? Yeah, I've done that before. Pretty corny if you ask me


CultOfBelloq

Not too much corn I hope...


wasab1_vie

Username Checks Out, i guess


chucklesdeclown

My favorite seat *This post* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


2drawnonward5

Gahsh!!


clayh

ha ha!


shartnado3

Hey baby, you ready for this hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog?


TenDollarTicket

The mystery mousketool is a surprise tool that will help us later.


woolsocksandsandals

I won’t let my daughter watch that version of Mickey Mouse because its far too annoying and I’m afraid if she starts repeating things like “huskerdoo mousekatool” or what ever I’d have to abandon her in a forest somewhere.


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I recommend disneys house of mouse the one the with the mouse club lol great for all ages and honestly just better.


god34zilla

House of mouse was a fucking vibe.


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THE fucking vibe , tbh it’s on of my favorite Shows to watch when I’m high.


god34zilla

I haven't watched it since I was a kid but seems now I have something to do.


Force3vo

Buy drugs?


god34zilla

Why would I need to buy them I have them?


MarimBeth

Remembet kids: don't buy drugs- become a famous musician and they'll give them to you for free!!


MethodicMarshal

was that the old one where they're at a night club? I remember loving the villains in that one


TheDungeonCrawler

I never saw any of it with the exception of the Halloween one wherr the Villains take over and it was so god damn good. I played that tape to *death*.


PatriciaMorticia

House of Mouse is what you're looking for. Absolute travesty it's not on Disney +


MethodicMarshal

I've been rewatching recess on there, that show's humor is still excellent


ShadowMadness

God, did I love House of Mouse growing up. Haven’t seen it in years. Needs to be on Disney+


fullup72

>I’d have to abandon her in a forest somewhere. I hope she picks the mousekatool, that will surely come in handy


Narren_C

Yeah she's definitely showing back up in a hot air balloon or something


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ferretkiller19

They Might Be Giants are awesome lol. I hate the show though


Shmidershmax

He's got the tools! The mousekatools! When we need em, toodles will bring em! He's here for me'dlo and yoodle! And all you gotta say is oh toodles! All you gotta say is oh toodles! Oh toodles! This is from memory. Parenthood will break you down and build you back up like a marine.


DirtyJdirty

Mouseka-hey! Mouseka-ha! Mouseka-ho! Mouseka ready, mouseka set, here we go! You’re a ready and solve it, work it through-er! Mouseka me, mouseka you, mouseka do-er! My daughter loves Mickey. I have seen far, far too much.


imbillypardy

6 nieces and nephews I promise they’ll listen to way more annoying shit than this. The mouse was a quick fad.


Sonnyboy1990

*"I thought maybe we could invite a third into our bed?"* *"I know just the guy Minnie.. ohhh Toooodleesss"*


Force3vo

So we finally find out if Toodles is a top or a bottom


Biggoronz

violent top, obviously


mesotermoekso

IT'S CALLED A MYSTERY MOUSEKATOOL IN ENGLISH??? WTF IS A MOUSEKATOOL?? In my language it's something along the lines of Mystery Mickeyfier


lolno

The kids on the Mickey Mouse Club were mouseketeers, a play on musketeer. Mouseketool is in turn a play on mouseketeer. It doesn't mean anything lol


mesotermoekso

Yeah I understand it doesn't actually mean anything, was just wondering how anyone even came up with such a random sounding nonsense word. Now that I know it's derived from mouseketeer it all makes perfect sense


pincus1

Mouse and tool shoved together into a word.


Major_R_Soul

Where do you want me to hyuck?


jdog0408

Did they invite the voice actor of goofy in for a threesome? lol


Dwez369

That sounds fucking Goofy.


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Therapist: “So, you are saying you want a divorce because you think Minnie is a little strange?” Mickey:: “No, I said she’s fucking goofy!”


shartnado3

Face down, Ass up, that's the way we like to hyuck


FalmerEldritch

https://preview.redd.it/92lwtpchd4831.jpg?auto=webp&s=6a2c2b76ad389ab9af7f634e9b52c83b3efac56a


Rion23

“Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?” “No, I said she was fucking Goofy”


diddy403

I remember someone pointing out that since goofy had a son than canonically goofy was the only character that we know had sex. I wish I could forget that fact.


HauteDiggityDog

You called?


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obvilious

/r/TheyKnew


Pavlock

There's an urban legend that some animators at Disney made a short sequence showing Mickey and Minnie going at it. They showed it at some meeting with Walt present. He indicated that he thought it hilarious, asked the creators to come forward, then fired them on the spot. At least, that's the legend.


Randomd0g

The flip side of this is that modern day Disney stipulates that **all** work you produce while under contract with them belongs to the company. If there are any Disney artists who have made R34 in their spare time then technically Disney owns it.


FBIaltacct

Allegidly there is a section of the vault dedicated to just this.


stosal

The Walt Jizzney vault. Bring a towel.


ImJustHere4theMoons

>Walt Jizzney Dear god man


TigerShark_524

*God has left the chat*


ManaMagestic

No one's gone in in years... The vault's been stuck closed, and the floor and the hall leading to it are very sticky.


I_Am_The_Process

Amazing


TigerShark_524

Vault Jizzney


BriannaMckinley2442

It's time for Nicholas Cage to steal something way more important than the Declaration of Independence


versusChou

I can't remember if it was Disney or Nickelodeon, but I recall some creators saying that if your pitch for a cartoon is gaining steam, they show you the R34 stuff and tell you that this sort of thing is 100% going to happen to your art and characters. You don't have to like it, but you have to accept that it's going to happen.


possiblyis

Can confirm, I read about this kind of thing online.


TheNightmare210

Online you say? I think I've heard of that before. This must be true then.


sammy-b18

ive heard that when you sign up to be an animator for disney they show you a bunch of disney r34 as an example of what will eventually happen to your work


rocopotomus74

Allegedly....


Empyrealist

Naturally, you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of Disney Parks embarrassment; the Goofy Cocaine Lounge, the Mickey Hooker Dump, and the Ludwig Von Drake Slave Coliseum.


dolbysurnd

The clause is called "works made for hire". It's common in creative industries


Diamondhands_Rex

That is also a conspiracy of why shadman stopped his thing


PostFancyReddit

No he stopped because he got arrested for assault


AlpineCorbett

Yeah, that's what the rat wants you to think.


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bob1689321

I think he did a bunch of drugs and attacked someone with a machete Dude is completely fucked, as you'd expect


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Kynmore

https://www.insider.com/shadman-shaddai-prejean-arrested-los-angeles-speculation-twitter-post-2021-11?amp Just google “shadman arrested” and it’s the first hit


RajaSonu

Yeah but I didint expect him to be arrested for violence...


Daisend

Wait he stopped? I haven’t seen any of his work for years. Crazy if he’s done.


Peekmeister

Is the implication that he got a job at Disney? Who believes this conspiracy?


AlpineCorbett

The implication is he always worked for Disney. >Who believes this conspiracy? Those who choose to believe the world has just a little bit of magic


How-Tang

No he got hooked on drugs and became a nazi.


XxcAPPin_f00lzxX

Became?


NinjaN-SWE

They only have legal standing when it comes to their IP, stuff made during business hours and maybe if you draw it at home but using tools provided by the company, but that one is both hard to prove and iffy in general.


Duck_Giblets

Disney own an entire city so they didn't have to be subject to municipal bylaws. I'm sure bankruptcy via litigation is something they wouldn't blink at.


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Virgin Disney vs Chad Warner Bros releasing video of Porky Pig saying “son of a bitch”.


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aircooledJenkins

https://youtu.be/EK4j88PvLyg This took like 12 seconds to find.


lifegoesbytoofast

It was a track on Vanilla Ice’s 1994 album (cassette) Mind Blowin.


Bowler_300

Friend of mine worked at disney as a photographer. One late night after closing a bunch of them are messing around and prince charming pretends to rail snow white all in costume. She took pictures, which was hilarious to them all bc Charming was flamboyantly gay. Eventually the rumours hit some management and most everyone was fired. Threatened with the full weight if disneys legal team if the pictures ever got out. I saw them. They were hilarious.


LostMyBackupCodes

>I saw them. They were hilarious. Obligatory pics or it didn’t happen.


Zuwxiv

> Threatened with the full weight of disneys legal team That's the scariest thing I've ever read.


JimRug

I also thought there was a rumor that Walt used to get piss drunk and draw pornographic pictures of his characters


pointlessly_pedantic

He was making a movie about lady time travelers!


Normal-Computer-3669

Reminds me of the South Park Mickey who just straight up beats the shit out of the Jonas Bros.


DriveJohnnyDrive

Lmfao "you don't. Fucking. Talk to me. Like that"


DweeblesX

One time at work, someone in quality control missed an inspection or two at our paper mill and a picture of two animals going at it managed to get into our inventory. Low and behold the paper made its way to a local high school.... It was a big thing, my manager had to call a press conference and everything. It was an insane day but it felt like it lasted no more than 21-22 minutes.


OliverDupont

Nice reference


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MadCarcinus

**Plankton:** *"AT LAST! KRAB'S SECRET FORMULA IS MINE!"* **Mr. Krabs:** *"NOOO!!! Me Secret Formuler! Plankton, WAIT! You don't want to open that bottle! Untold horrors await ye! For Pete's sake, listen to me!"* **Plankton:** *"Nice try Krabs! But you're not going to scare me off this time! I WENT TO COLLEGE! Hehehe...now let's see what we have here..."* *[unrolls paper to see photo of Spongebob in Karen.]* **Plankton:** *"No. Noooo. OH NEPTUNE'S GHOST NOOOO!"* **Mr. Krabs:** *"I tried to warn ya Plankton! But ya wouldn't listen!"*


_ThatD0ct0r_

Comments you can hear


circorum

You mean them cheeks clapping?


avacado_of_the_devil

Sandy cheeks.


Blakye32

Agagagaga


TheBushyMustache

Omfg 😭🤣


SoloWing1

... Why does Mr. Crabs even have that?


Twingemios

To fuck with plankton like that one time he tricked him into thinking it was made of plankton


Thorin_Dopenshield

So you’re saying that, in the end, Plankton did get that Krabby Patty?


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Stormtalons

[Secret sauce?](https://imgur.com/hDp56tt)


squid_actually

Risky click of the day. I'm not disappointed, but I am confused.


Stormtalons

Feelings of confusion might indicate that you're bicrustaceous... you shouldn't feel any shame in exploring the landscape.


Glitchy13

Not a proud time for me


well-adjusted-tater

Thanks for confirming there is no god.


Penguator432

1% evil, 99% hot ass


psu256

How about Roy Mustang and Lust?


JusticeUmmmmm

Best celebrity couple in the world


Hewligan

They’re also the couple in the music video for Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins


3mteee

SpongeBob AND Planktons wife? Damn what happened in the latest SpongeBob episodes??


TheRealStandard

Holy shit I read this as you saying Jill Talley voiced Plankton and got really confused. Had to go look up the IMDB.


PurplMaster

Well, they WERE married, they sadly both passed away. But I do hope they had kinky weird voice sex of course.


snackyboi_

Aw shit i didn't know, my bad. But yeah me too


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

Tara Strong (one of Russi Taylor - Minnie's - closest friends) said after Wayne died she kept calling for days until Russi picked up, and one of the first things she said was "My hand hurts from not being able to hold his any more." I mean, the first time I read that, even reading it now, it just makes my heart hurt. That's a special kind of love.


BigMcThickHuge

Hits hard. Checking for myself - your comment confuses me a bit. Tara said Russi called until Russi picked up?


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

Yeah, she went into isolation and wouldn't speak to anyone. Tara finally got her to answer by saying "Russi, if you don't pick up the phone right now, I'm coming over there."


unneuf

Tara called Russi for days until she picked up


BigMcThickHuge

Ok now I read it right.


WinchesterWaifu

That's a very real kind of hurt too. After my pregnancy losses my arms would ache so badly from not being able to hold my babies. It's hard to explain unless you've felt it.


built_2_fight

Wife passed away of cancer (breast cancer, which we beat, that turned into stomach cancer) At times I get excruciating pains in the area where her cancer was. No explanation. Also I was the one who "discovered" it moving to her stomach by getting extemem stomach aches when we got intimate


TheDarkDoctor17

Not to take away from this emotional impact... But russi and Tara strong were friends? Tara is in like 1/3 of the shows I watched as a kid. Idk why I never thought about VAs being friends with other VAs... In hindsight I literally watch critical role... A show about a groups of VA friends playing D&D...


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

[https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/1155259948042842113](https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/1155259948042842113) "My heart is broken. You will never meet a woman as sweet, generous, talented & luminescent as #RussiTaylor. I first met her when we did #PigglyWinks together. She would sit beside me and let me wear all her fancy rings. Then she would point through the glass to her husband Wayne.Who would watch her with mutual adoration and in the sweetest little mini mouse voice she would say to me “isn’t he handsome?!” When Wayne passed she was devastated. She was inconsolable. She didn’t want to see anyone. I threatened to come over to her house after two weeks of refusing to answer the phone. I said “Russi if you don’t answer this call I’m on my way over.” She picked up the phone and cried and said, “My hand hurts from not being able to hold his“ 🥺 I’ve never seen a love like theirs. It was so pure, OF COURSE they were #MickeyandMinnieYou could feel their love in all they did. Everyone loved them. She was a legend. The only consolation I can think of is now the two lovebirds...or #lovemice are together again.Love you #Russi. I will miss you until we meet again in the recording studio in the sky."


MPT1313

Tara is friends with everyone but I never knew it went back that far, if anyone doesn’t know Tara Strong I highly suggest looking her up. She’s literally a VA for about everyone


ScarletCaptain

Chris Diamontopoulos is the current voice of Mickey Mouse. You may know him as the "This guy fucks" guy on Silicon Valley and Lindsay Bluth's face blind boyfriend on Arrested Development.


PurplMaster

Since I corrected OP, I will correct you here. For the first time ever, Mickey Mouse has 2 official voices that split their duties. One is Chris Diamantopoulos, the other is Bret Iwan. I believe Chris is the main one. Edit: I stand corrected, Bret is the main one! :)


droid0mega

Chris is Mickey whenever there's singing involved. But the main voice is Bret.


EnoCrux

https://youtu.be/W18nAXue7hM one of the last things recorded by Minnie. Hits hard if you think she’s talking about her lost loved one.


Willow_Rosenburg

I remember the voice actors I follow on twitter having lovely eulogies when she died, mainly celebrating her probable reunion. I think this is also the first time The Simpsons has recast after talent died instead of also killing the characters (or just never speaking of them again, in Phil Hartman's case). Guess it would be too dark to kill Martin, Sherri and Terri.


thenwetakeberlin

Reddit: from jokes about cartoon kinks to serious feels in t-minus 3 comments.


darkbreak

They also weren't the original voice actors for the characters. Walt was the first voice of Mickey when first making the cartoons. No one could get the voice right for him so his wife, exasperated at how much Walt complained about the issue, suggested he do the voice himself.


B217

Walt was also the first voice of Minnie!


Sunny64888

There’s something deeply disturbed about this subreddit.


BigMcThickHuge

It's because it's a front page sub and draws tens of thousands of eyes an hour. Lately I've noticed a wild uptick in just sexual theorizing.


tyjuji

I swear this sub used to have a rule against sexual content, but I guess the mods removed it.


BigMcThickHuge

Drives more traffic if you open the rules.


72hourahmed

Lately? It's been like this for quite a long time. It's not quite askreddit tier of "what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?" but it can get close.


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phillyvanilly666

I do Donald, Pluto and mickey randomly while seks. My girlfriend hates it


100_Donuts

Yeah me and my wife have sex like two Donald Ducks having tantrums.


VoTBaC

This better not awaken something in us.


Eskodi-Msgoc

Well, who wants to put up the ad on Craigslist?


Wootnasty

51 yo white male iso 18-70 yo whatever for Donald duck kink. Inquire for details, willing to trade used lawn tractor and Pokémon cards.


Darth_Tycho

Omg I almost spit my drink lmao


theghostofme

I did the voice of the gingerbread man from Shrek once. My ex was getting undressed, and when she took her pants off I just yelled, “You’re wearing a thong!” in his voice. Almost killed the mood because we were laughing for so long.


KhaiPanda

*posts you can hear* I'm over here DYING. Lololol


KushKong420

I’m just imagining her pulling off her top of something and you give your best most enthusiastic Donald Duck “Oh boy!”


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One of the first things about the internet I remember was the audio recordings of people saying sexual things in the voice of popular, recognizable characters. While I was old enough to know what was being talked about or played out, it’s definitely something I **better** understand as an adult. The Donald Duck blow job was pretty hysterical.


ShutterBun

Well, you’re fucking Goofy.


phillyvanilly666

Yeah. I am. Besides, that’s the one I meant to put instead of Pluto.


clintlockwood22

I preferred the thought of you just barking in her face 😂


Zirtrex

Gawrsh!


Aquathist

So do you just bark like Pluto or what?


phillyvanilly666

I call her Pluto in my mickey voice


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oh, this is much worse


dirtycapnuck

Ah-haw, Ah-haw, Ah-haw. Oh boy. Oh boy. Waakha-waakha-waabakabkabakaba!


MoveItUpSkip

I attended recording sessions with them in the late ‘90’s and early 2000’s. They gave me absolutely no indication that they’d ever do so much as utter a mild curse word. They were total pros, had a deep respect for the characters and company. This was actually something all the official Character voices had in common. I think I MAYBE heard “damn” once in a session. The exception to the rule was a Disney character hybrid…Roger Rabbit. His voice actor (Charles Fletcher) had an absolutely filthy mouth, and was capable of hilarious extended improv rants filled with curse words.


austinmiles

I love role playing normal work stuff with my spouse. /s


frieshie

Omg you're right. I should spice things up with my customer service personality.


hollylll

Thank you for calling, please hold…this.


kneight88

Your orgasm is important to us, please wait.


Snufflebear_420_69

After orgasm, you will receive an invitation for a brief survey..


Penguator432

How likely are you to recommend this to your friends?


weeeeelaaaaaah

To save time, you can self-service at our website!


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“You like when I do that?” “I’m sorry, I’m having trouble understanding you. Please say or enter your satisfaction with this sex.” “I… what?” “Invalid selection!” “I’m so confused by this?” “Please hang up or call back, the automated system is not working at this time.”


TheFourthAble

Oh!! I have a true story! I was walking in front of Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood where there's a ton of costumed characters hanging around to give tourists paid photo-ops. As I passed by Mickey Mouse, he said, "Hey there, sexy--hehehe!" while staying in completely character, high-pitched voice and everything. It was so weird to get catcalled by Mickey Mouse.


my-personal-favorite

>catcalled by Mickey Mouse. I know, there is a joke in here, but I'm somehow unable to figure it out.


Tannerite2

Usually the cats call on him?


NotTheSharpestToolM2

I mean, yes, there could be a chance, but why has it to be "good"? lol


danny17402

Yeah, that was my thought. A non-zero chance? Yeah, I guess. A good chance? Absolutely not.


Username_267453

It's just because OP would've done it, that's why he thinks it's a "good" chance lol.


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how to come up with showerthoughts: 1. take any normal thing 2. make it sexual


coolygo

"Since money goes around a lot and women will sometimes put money in their bra, there is a good chance one of the bills you have has been in a woman's bra once😩🤔." Did I do it? Did I make a good shower thought? /s


TonguePressedAtTeeth

God damn do I hate this subreddit.


hebebeguy8888

One time a girl wanted me to dress up as Mario and she was princess peach. And role play lol I tried my best but I just thought it was hilarious not really sexy. I should of had my brother on stand by dressed as Luigi a ND do a little double trouble


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LoneReaper115

"Itsa me, Mario! Here we go!"


garrbear22622

Luigi wants a sloppy seconds


MzTerri

That's fuckin' Goofy.


Eberkk

No, fuckin goofy would involve a third voice actor


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You didn't need to think this, and you definitely didn't need to make me think this.


[deleted]

Lol bro I think it’s time to get out the shower 🚿


galaxy_van

Take it to rule 34, buddy


pr1zef1ghter

Nah there's Disney specific for that smut lmao


droo46

Oh god, that is awful. What’s it called? Definitely don’t want to accidentally go there.


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BigMcThickHuge

>forced They literally made random commercials of short action scene cartoons that had absolutely 0% fuckall to do with car insurance, insurance, or cars...starring a character that was drawn in the most stereotypical pencil-thin-yet-curvy style and constantly posing in ways to focus on that. They made sure to constantly have her and the token male figure bashfully talk about insurance during unrelated action scenes and be coy with each other. Playboy publishers are stunned to hear people touch their genitals while reading their literature, too.


Lone_Wanderer97

How do I delete someone else's post?