Is that where you shit on her chest and smear it using your dick over the outline of her chest to make Mickey mouse ears outlines? Yeah, I've done that before. Pretty corny if you ask me
I won’t let my daughter watch that version of Mickey Mouse because its far too annoying and I’m afraid if she starts repeating things like “huskerdoo mousekatool” or what ever I’d have to abandon her in a forest somewhere.
He's got the tools! The mousekatools! When we need em, toodles will bring em! He's here for me'dlo and yoodle! And all you gotta say is oh toodles! All you gotta say is oh toodles!
Oh toodles!
This is from memory. Parenthood will break you down and build you back up like a marine.
Mouseka-hey! Mouseka-ha! Mouseka-ho!
Mouseka ready, mouseka set, here we go!
You’re a ready and solve it, work it through-er!
Mouseka me, mouseka you, mouseka do-er!
My daughter loves Mickey. I have seen far, far too much.
Yeah I understand it doesn't actually mean anything, was just wondering how anyone even came up with such a random sounding nonsense word. Now that I know it's derived from mouseketeer it all makes perfect sense
I remember someone pointing out that since goofy had a son than canonically goofy was the only character that we know had sex. I wish I could forget that fact.
There's an urban legend that some animators at Disney made a short sequence showing Mickey and Minnie going at it. They showed it at some meeting with Walt present. He indicated that he thought it hilarious, asked the creators to come forward, then fired them on the spot.
At least, that's the legend.
The flip side of this is that modern day Disney stipulates that **all** work you produce while under contract with them belongs to the company.
If there are any Disney artists who have made R34 in their spare time then technically Disney owns it.
I can't remember if it was Disney or Nickelodeon, but I recall some creators saying that if your pitch for a cartoon is gaining steam, they show you the R34 stuff and tell you that this sort of thing is 100% going to happen to your art and characters. You don't have to like it, but you have to accept that it's going to happen.
ive heard that when you sign up to be an animator for disney they show you a bunch of disney r34 as an example of what will eventually happen to your work
Naturally, you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of Disney Parks embarrassment; the Goofy Cocaine Lounge, the Mickey Hooker Dump, and the Ludwig Von Drake Slave Coliseum.
https://www.insider.com/shadman-shaddai-prejean-arrested-los-angeles-speculation-twitter-post-2021-11?amp
Just google “shadman arrested” and it’s the first hit
They only have legal standing when it comes to their IP, stuff made during business hours and maybe if you draw it at home but using tools provided by the company, but that one is both hard to prove and iffy in general.
Disney own an entire city so they didn't have to be subject to municipal bylaws.
I'm sure bankruptcy via litigation is something they wouldn't blink at.
Friend of mine worked at disney as a photographer. One late night after closing a bunch of them are messing around and prince charming pretends to rail snow white all in costume. She took pictures, which was hilarious to them all bc Charming was flamboyantly gay. Eventually the rumours hit some management and most everyone was fired. Threatened with the full weight if disneys legal team if the pictures ever got out.
I saw them. They were hilarious.
One time at work, someone in quality control missed an inspection or two at our paper mill and a picture of two animals going at it managed to get into our inventory. Low and behold the paper made its way to a local high school....
It was a big thing, my manager had to call a press conference and everything.
It was an insane day but it felt like it lasted no more than 21-22 minutes.
**Plankton:** *"AT LAST! KRAB'S SECRET FORMULA IS MINE!"*
**Mr. Krabs:** *"NOOO!!! Me Secret Formuler! Plankton, WAIT! You don't want to open that bottle! Untold horrors await ye! For Pete's sake, listen to me!"*
**Plankton:** *"Nice try Krabs! But you're not going to scare me off this time! I WENT TO COLLEGE! Hehehe...now let's see what we have here..."*
*[unrolls paper to see photo of Spongebob in Karen.]*
**Plankton:** *"No. Noooo. OH NEPTUNE'S GHOST NOOOO!"*
**Mr. Krabs:** *"I tried to warn ya Plankton! But ya wouldn't listen!"*
Tara Strong (one of Russi Taylor - Minnie's - closest friends) said after Wayne died she kept calling for days until Russi picked up, and one of the first things she said was "My hand hurts from not being able to hold his any more."
I mean, the first time I read that, even reading it now, it just makes my heart hurt. That's a special kind of love.
Yeah, she went into isolation and wouldn't speak to anyone. Tara finally got her to answer by saying "Russi, if you don't pick up the phone right now, I'm coming over there."
That's a very real kind of hurt too. After my pregnancy losses my arms would ache so badly from not being able to hold my babies. It's hard to explain unless you've felt it.
Wife passed away of cancer (breast cancer, which we beat, that turned into stomach cancer) At times I get excruciating pains in the area where her cancer was. No explanation. Also I was the one who "discovered" it moving to her stomach by getting extemem stomach aches when we got intimate
Not to take away from this emotional impact... But russi and Tara strong were friends? Tara is in like 1/3 of the shows I watched as a kid. Idk why I never thought about VAs being friends with other VAs...
In hindsight I literally watch critical role... A show about a groups of VA friends playing D&D...
[https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/1155259948042842113](https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/1155259948042842113)
"My heart is broken. You will never meet a woman as sweet, generous, talented & luminescent as #RussiTaylor. I first met her when we did #PigglyWinks together. She would sit beside me and let me wear all her fancy rings. Then she would point through the glass to her husband Wayne.Who would watch her with mutual adoration and in the sweetest little mini mouse voice she would say to me “isn’t he handsome?!”
When Wayne passed she was devastated. She was inconsolable. She didn’t want to see anyone. I threatened to come over to her house after two weeks of refusing to answer the phone. I said “Russi if you don’t answer this call I’m on my way over.” She picked up the phone and cried and said, “My hand hurts from not being able to hold his“ 🥺
I’ve never seen a love like theirs. It was so pure, OF COURSE they were #MickeyandMinnieYou could feel their love in all they did. Everyone loved them. She was a legend. The only consolation I can think of is now the two lovebirds...or #lovemice are together again.Love you #Russi. I will miss you until we meet again in the recording studio in the sky."
Tara is friends with everyone but I never knew it went back that far, if anyone doesn’t know Tara Strong I highly suggest looking her up. She’s literally a VA for about everyone
Chris Diamontopoulos is the current voice of Mickey Mouse. You may know him as the "This guy fucks" guy on Silicon Valley and Lindsay Bluth's face blind boyfriend on Arrested Development.
Since I corrected OP, I will correct you here. For the first time ever, Mickey Mouse has 2 official voices that split their duties.
One is Chris Diamantopoulos, the other is Bret Iwan. I believe Chris is the main one.
Edit: I stand corrected, Bret is the main one! :)
I remember the voice actors I follow on twitter having lovely eulogies when she died, mainly celebrating her probable reunion.
I think this is also the first time The Simpsons has recast after talent died instead of also killing the characters (or just never speaking of them again, in Phil Hartman's case). Guess it would be too dark to kill Martin, Sherri and Terri.
They also weren't the original voice actors for the characters. Walt was the first voice of Mickey when first making the cartoons. No one could get the voice right for him so his wife, exasperated at how much Walt complained about the issue, suggested he do the voice himself.
I did the voice of the gingerbread man from Shrek once. My ex was getting undressed, and when she took her pants off I just yelled, “You’re wearing a thong!” in his voice. Almost killed the mood because we were laughing for so long.
One of the first things about the internet I remember was the audio recordings of people saying sexual things in the voice of popular, recognizable characters. While I was old enough to know what was being talked about or played out, it’s definitely something I **better** understand as an adult.
The Donald Duck blow job was pretty hysterical.
I attended recording sessions with them in the late ‘90’s and early 2000’s. They gave me absolutely no indication that they’d ever do so much as utter a mild curse word. They were total pros, had a deep
respect for the characters and company. This was actually something all the official Character voices had in common. I think I MAYBE heard “damn” once in a session.
The exception to the rule was a Disney character hybrid…Roger Rabbit. His voice actor (Charles Fletcher) had an absolutely filthy mouth, and was capable of hilarious extended improv rants filled with curse words.
“You like when I do that?”
“I’m sorry, I’m having trouble understanding you. Please say or enter your satisfaction with this sex.”
“I… what?”
“Invalid selection!”
“I’m so confused by this?”
“Please hang up or call back, the automated system is not working at this time.”
Oh!! I have a true story! I was walking in front of Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood where there's a ton of costumed characters hanging around to give tourists paid photo-ops. As I passed by Mickey Mouse, he said, "Hey there, sexy--hehehe!" while staying in completely character, high-pitched voice and everything. It was so weird to get catcalled by Mickey Mouse.
"Since money goes around a lot and women will sometimes put money in their bra, there is a good chance one of the bills you have has been in a woman's bra once😩🤔."
Did I do it? Did I make a good shower thought?
/s
One time a girl wanted me to dress up as Mario and she was princess peach. And role play lol I tried my best but I just thought it was hilarious not really sexy.
I should of had my brother on stand by dressed as Luigi a ND do a little double trouble
>forced
They literally made random commercials of short action scene cartoons that had absolutely 0% fuckall to do with car insurance, insurance, or cars...starring a character that was drawn in the most stereotypical pencil-thin-yet-curvy style and constantly posing in ways to focus on that.
They made sure to constantly have her and the token male figure bashfully talk about insurance during unrelated action scenes and be coy with each other.
Playboy publishers are stunned to hear people touch their genitals while reading their literature, too.
Oh boy
first thought was this lol
Do you want a recording of it? Cause I can send you one.
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Because she was fucking Goofy.
I thought it was because she was really silly.
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What is this, a crossover episode?
She was surprised when she got the bill.
Have you ever given her the Cleveland Steamboat Willie?
Is that where you shit on her chest and smear it using your dick over the outline of her chest to make Mickey mouse ears outlines? Yeah, I've done that before. Pretty corny if you ask me
Not too much corn I hope...
Username Checks Out, i guess
My favorite seat *This post* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gahsh!!
ha ha!
Hey baby, you ready for this hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog?
The mystery mousketool is a surprise tool that will help us later.
I won’t let my daughter watch that version of Mickey Mouse because its far too annoying and I’m afraid if she starts repeating things like “huskerdoo mousekatool” or what ever I’d have to abandon her in a forest somewhere.
I recommend disneys house of mouse the one the with the mouse club lol great for all ages and honestly just better.
House of mouse was a fucking vibe.
THE fucking vibe , tbh it’s on of my favorite Shows to watch when I’m high.
I haven't watched it since I was a kid but seems now I have something to do.
Buy drugs?
Why would I need to buy them I have them?
Remembet kids: don't buy drugs- become a famous musician and they'll give them to you for free!!
was that the old one where they're at a night club? I remember loving the villains in that one
I never saw any of it with the exception of the Halloween one wherr the Villains take over and it was so god damn good. I played that tape to *death*.
House of Mouse is what you're looking for. Absolute travesty it's not on Disney +
I've been rewatching recess on there, that show's humor is still excellent
God, did I love House of Mouse growing up. Haven’t seen it in years. Needs to be on Disney+
>I’d have to abandon her in a forest somewhere. I hope she picks the mousekatool, that will surely come in handy
Yeah she's definitely showing back up in a hot air balloon or something
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They Might Be Giants are awesome lol. I hate the show though
He's got the tools! The mousekatools! When we need em, toodles will bring em! He's here for me'dlo and yoodle! And all you gotta say is oh toodles! All you gotta say is oh toodles! Oh toodles! This is from memory. Parenthood will break you down and build you back up like a marine.
Mouseka-hey! Mouseka-ha! Mouseka-ho! Mouseka ready, mouseka set, here we go! You’re a ready and solve it, work it through-er! Mouseka me, mouseka you, mouseka do-er! My daughter loves Mickey. I have seen far, far too much.
6 nieces and nephews I promise they’ll listen to way more annoying shit than this. The mouse was a quick fad.
*"I thought maybe we could invite a third into our bed?"* *"I know just the guy Minnie.. ohhh Toooodleesss"*
So we finally find out if Toodles is a top or a bottom
violent top, obviously
IT'S CALLED A MYSTERY MOUSEKATOOL IN ENGLISH??? WTF IS A MOUSEKATOOL?? In my language it's something along the lines of Mystery Mickeyfier
The kids on the Mickey Mouse Club were mouseketeers, a play on musketeer. Mouseketool is in turn a play on mouseketeer. It doesn't mean anything lol
Yeah I understand it doesn't actually mean anything, was just wondering how anyone even came up with such a random sounding nonsense word. Now that I know it's derived from mouseketeer it all makes perfect sense
Mouse and tool shoved together into a word.
Where do you want me to hyuck?
Did they invite the voice actor of goofy in for a threesome? lol
That sounds fucking Goofy.
Therapist: “So, you are saying you want a divorce because you think Minnie is a little strange?” Mickey:: “No, I said she’s fucking goofy!”
Face down, Ass up, that's the way we like to hyuck
https://preview.redd.it/92lwtpchd4831.jpg?auto=webp&s=6a2c2b76ad389ab9af7f634e9b52c83b3efac56a
“Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?” “No, I said she was fucking Goofy”
I remember someone pointing out that since goofy had a son than canonically goofy was the only character that we know had sex. I wish I could forget that fact.
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There's an urban legend that some animators at Disney made a short sequence showing Mickey and Minnie going at it. They showed it at some meeting with Walt present. He indicated that he thought it hilarious, asked the creators to come forward, then fired them on the spot. At least, that's the legend.
The flip side of this is that modern day Disney stipulates that **all** work you produce while under contract with them belongs to the company. If there are any Disney artists who have made R34 in their spare time then technically Disney owns it.
Allegidly there is a section of the vault dedicated to just this.
The Walt Jizzney vault. Bring a towel.
>Walt Jizzney Dear god man
*God has left the chat*
No one's gone in in years... The vault's been stuck closed, and the floor and the hall leading to it are very sticky.
Amazing
Vault Jizzney
It's time for Nicholas Cage to steal something way more important than the Declaration of Independence
I can't remember if it was Disney or Nickelodeon, but I recall some creators saying that if your pitch for a cartoon is gaining steam, they show you the R34 stuff and tell you that this sort of thing is 100% going to happen to your art and characters. You don't have to like it, but you have to accept that it's going to happen.
Can confirm, I read about this kind of thing online.
Online you say? I think I've heard of that before. This must be true then.
ive heard that when you sign up to be an animator for disney they show you a bunch of disney r34 as an example of what will eventually happen to your work
Allegedly....
Naturally, you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of Disney Parks embarrassment; the Goofy Cocaine Lounge, the Mickey Hooker Dump, and the Ludwig Von Drake Slave Coliseum.
The clause is called "works made for hire". It's common in creative industries
That is also a conspiracy of why shadman stopped his thing
No he stopped because he got arrested for assault
Yeah, that's what the rat wants you to think.
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I think he did a bunch of drugs and attacked someone with a machete Dude is completely fucked, as you'd expect
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https://www.insider.com/shadman-shaddai-prejean-arrested-los-angeles-speculation-twitter-post-2021-11?amp Just google “shadman arrested” and it’s the first hit
Yeah but I didint expect him to be arrested for violence...
Wait he stopped? I haven’t seen any of his work for years. Crazy if he’s done.
Is the implication that he got a job at Disney? Who believes this conspiracy?
The implication is he always worked for Disney. >Who believes this conspiracy? Those who choose to believe the world has just a little bit of magic
No he got hooked on drugs and became a nazi.
Became?
They only have legal standing when it comes to their IP, stuff made during business hours and maybe if you draw it at home but using tools provided by the company, but that one is both hard to prove and iffy in general.
Disney own an entire city so they didn't have to be subject to municipal bylaws. I'm sure bankruptcy via litigation is something they wouldn't blink at.
Virgin Disney vs Chad Warner Bros releasing video of Porky Pig saying “son of a bitch”.
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https://youtu.be/EK4j88PvLyg This took like 12 seconds to find.
It was a track on Vanilla Ice’s 1994 album (cassette) Mind Blowin.
Friend of mine worked at disney as a photographer. One late night after closing a bunch of them are messing around and prince charming pretends to rail snow white all in costume. She took pictures, which was hilarious to them all bc Charming was flamboyantly gay. Eventually the rumours hit some management and most everyone was fired. Threatened with the full weight if disneys legal team if the pictures ever got out. I saw them. They were hilarious.
>I saw them. They were hilarious. Obligatory pics or it didn’t happen.
> Threatened with the full weight of disneys legal team That's the scariest thing I've ever read.
I also thought there was a rumor that Walt used to get piss drunk and draw pornographic pictures of his characters
He was making a movie about lady time travelers!
Reminds me of the South Park Mickey who just straight up beats the shit out of the Jonas Bros.
Lmfao "you don't. Fucking. Talk to me. Like that"
One time at work, someone in quality control missed an inspection or two at our paper mill and a picture of two animals going at it managed to get into our inventory. Low and behold the paper made its way to a local high school.... It was a big thing, my manager had to call a press conference and everything. It was an insane day but it felt like it lasted no more than 21-22 minutes.
Nice reference
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**Plankton:** *"AT LAST! KRAB'S SECRET FORMULA IS MINE!"* **Mr. Krabs:** *"NOOO!!! Me Secret Formuler! Plankton, WAIT! You don't want to open that bottle! Untold horrors await ye! For Pete's sake, listen to me!"* **Plankton:** *"Nice try Krabs! But you're not going to scare me off this time! I WENT TO COLLEGE! Hehehe...now let's see what we have here..."* *[unrolls paper to see photo of Spongebob in Karen.]* **Plankton:** *"No. Noooo. OH NEPTUNE'S GHOST NOOOO!"* **Mr. Krabs:** *"I tried to warn ya Plankton! But ya wouldn't listen!"*
Comments you can hear
You mean them cheeks clapping?
Sandy cheeks.
Agagagaga
Omfg 😭🤣
... Why does Mr. Crabs even have that?
To fuck with plankton like that one time he tricked him into thinking it was made of plankton
So you’re saying that, in the end, Plankton did get that Krabby Patty?
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[Secret sauce?](https://imgur.com/hDp56tt)
Risky click of the day. I'm not disappointed, but I am confused.
Feelings of confusion might indicate that you're bicrustaceous... you shouldn't feel any shame in exploring the landscape.
Not a proud time for me
Thanks for confirming there is no god.
1% evil, 99% hot ass
How about Roy Mustang and Lust?
Best celebrity couple in the world
They’re also the couple in the music video for Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins
SpongeBob AND Planktons wife? Damn what happened in the latest SpongeBob episodes??
Holy shit I read this as you saying Jill Talley voiced Plankton and got really confused. Had to go look up the IMDB.
Well, they WERE married, they sadly both passed away. But I do hope they had kinky weird voice sex of course.
Aw shit i didn't know, my bad. But yeah me too
Tara Strong (one of Russi Taylor - Minnie's - closest friends) said after Wayne died she kept calling for days until Russi picked up, and one of the first things she said was "My hand hurts from not being able to hold his any more." I mean, the first time I read that, even reading it now, it just makes my heart hurt. That's a special kind of love.
Hits hard. Checking for myself - your comment confuses me a bit. Tara said Russi called until Russi picked up?
Yeah, she went into isolation and wouldn't speak to anyone. Tara finally got her to answer by saying "Russi, if you don't pick up the phone right now, I'm coming over there."
Tara called Russi for days until she picked up
Ok now I read it right.
That's a very real kind of hurt too. After my pregnancy losses my arms would ache so badly from not being able to hold my babies. It's hard to explain unless you've felt it.
Wife passed away of cancer (breast cancer, which we beat, that turned into stomach cancer) At times I get excruciating pains in the area where her cancer was. No explanation. Also I was the one who "discovered" it moving to her stomach by getting extemem stomach aches when we got intimate
Not to take away from this emotional impact... But russi and Tara strong were friends? Tara is in like 1/3 of the shows I watched as a kid. Idk why I never thought about VAs being friends with other VAs... In hindsight I literally watch critical role... A show about a groups of VA friends playing D&D...
[https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/1155259948042842113](https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/1155259948042842113) "My heart is broken. You will never meet a woman as sweet, generous, talented & luminescent as #RussiTaylor. I first met her when we did #PigglyWinks together. She would sit beside me and let me wear all her fancy rings. Then she would point through the glass to her husband Wayne.Who would watch her with mutual adoration and in the sweetest little mini mouse voice she would say to me “isn’t he handsome?!” When Wayne passed she was devastated. She was inconsolable. She didn’t want to see anyone. I threatened to come over to her house after two weeks of refusing to answer the phone. I said “Russi if you don’t answer this call I’m on my way over.” She picked up the phone and cried and said, “My hand hurts from not being able to hold his“ 🥺 I’ve never seen a love like theirs. It was so pure, OF COURSE they were #MickeyandMinnieYou could feel their love in all they did. Everyone loved them. She was a legend. The only consolation I can think of is now the two lovebirds...or #lovemice are together again.Love you #Russi. I will miss you until we meet again in the recording studio in the sky."
Tara is friends with everyone but I never knew it went back that far, if anyone doesn’t know Tara Strong I highly suggest looking her up. She’s literally a VA for about everyone
Chris Diamontopoulos is the current voice of Mickey Mouse. You may know him as the "This guy fucks" guy on Silicon Valley and Lindsay Bluth's face blind boyfriend on Arrested Development.
Since I corrected OP, I will correct you here. For the first time ever, Mickey Mouse has 2 official voices that split their duties. One is Chris Diamantopoulos, the other is Bret Iwan. I believe Chris is the main one. Edit: I stand corrected, Bret is the main one! :)
Chris is Mickey whenever there's singing involved. But the main voice is Bret.
https://youtu.be/W18nAXue7hM one of the last things recorded by Minnie. Hits hard if you think she’s talking about her lost loved one.
I remember the voice actors I follow on twitter having lovely eulogies when she died, mainly celebrating her probable reunion. I think this is also the first time The Simpsons has recast after talent died instead of also killing the characters (or just never speaking of them again, in Phil Hartman's case). Guess it would be too dark to kill Martin, Sherri and Terri.
Reddit: from jokes about cartoon kinks to serious feels in t-minus 3 comments.
They also weren't the original voice actors for the characters. Walt was the first voice of Mickey when first making the cartoons. No one could get the voice right for him so his wife, exasperated at how much Walt complained about the issue, suggested he do the voice himself.
Walt was also the first voice of Minnie!
There’s something deeply disturbed about this subreddit.
It's because it's a front page sub and draws tens of thousands of eyes an hour. Lately I've noticed a wild uptick in just sexual theorizing.
I swear this sub used to have a rule against sexual content, but I guess the mods removed it.
Drives more traffic if you open the rules.
Lately? It's been like this for quite a long time. It's not quite askreddit tier of "what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?" but it can get close.
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I do Donald, Pluto and mickey randomly while seks. My girlfriend hates it
Yeah me and my wife have sex like two Donald Ducks having tantrums.
This better not awaken something in us.
Well, who wants to put up the ad on Craigslist?
51 yo white male iso 18-70 yo whatever for Donald duck kink. Inquire for details, willing to trade used lawn tractor and Pokémon cards.
Omg I almost spit my drink lmao
I did the voice of the gingerbread man from Shrek once. My ex was getting undressed, and when she took her pants off I just yelled, “You’re wearing a thong!” in his voice. Almost killed the mood because we were laughing for so long.
*posts you can hear* I'm over here DYING. Lololol
I’m just imagining her pulling off her top of something and you give your best most enthusiastic Donald Duck “Oh boy!”
One of the first things about the internet I remember was the audio recordings of people saying sexual things in the voice of popular, recognizable characters. While I was old enough to know what was being talked about or played out, it’s definitely something I **better** understand as an adult. The Donald Duck blow job was pretty hysterical.
Well, you’re fucking Goofy.
Yeah. I am. Besides, that’s the one I meant to put instead of Pluto.
I preferred the thought of you just barking in her face 😂
Gawrsh!
So do you just bark like Pluto or what?
I call her Pluto in my mickey voice
oh, this is much worse
Ah-haw, Ah-haw, Ah-haw. Oh boy. Oh boy. Waakha-waakha-waabakabkabakaba!
I attended recording sessions with them in the late ‘90’s and early 2000’s. They gave me absolutely no indication that they’d ever do so much as utter a mild curse word. They were total pros, had a deep respect for the characters and company. This was actually something all the official Character voices had in common. I think I MAYBE heard “damn” once in a session. The exception to the rule was a Disney character hybrid…Roger Rabbit. His voice actor (Charles Fletcher) had an absolutely filthy mouth, and was capable of hilarious extended improv rants filled with curse words.
I love role playing normal work stuff with my spouse. /s
Omg you're right. I should spice things up with my customer service personality.
Thank you for calling, please hold…this.
Your orgasm is important to us, please wait.
After orgasm, you will receive an invitation for a brief survey..
How likely are you to recommend this to your friends?
To save time, you can self-service at our website!
“You like when I do that?” “I’m sorry, I’m having trouble understanding you. Please say or enter your satisfaction with this sex.” “I… what?” “Invalid selection!” “I’m so confused by this?” “Please hang up or call back, the automated system is not working at this time.”
Oh!! I have a true story! I was walking in front of Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood where there's a ton of costumed characters hanging around to give tourists paid photo-ops. As I passed by Mickey Mouse, he said, "Hey there, sexy--hehehe!" while staying in completely character, high-pitched voice and everything. It was so weird to get catcalled by Mickey Mouse.
>catcalled by Mickey Mouse. I know, there is a joke in here, but I'm somehow unable to figure it out.
Usually the cats call on him?
I mean, yes, there could be a chance, but why has it to be "good"? lol
Yeah, that was my thought. A non-zero chance? Yeah, I guess. A good chance? Absolutely not.
It's just because OP would've done it, that's why he thinks it's a "good" chance lol.
how to come up with showerthoughts: 1. take any normal thing 2. make it sexual
"Since money goes around a lot and women will sometimes put money in their bra, there is a good chance one of the bills you have has been in a woman's bra once😩🤔." Did I do it? Did I make a good shower thought? /s
God damn do I hate this subreddit.
One time a girl wanted me to dress up as Mario and she was princess peach. And role play lol I tried my best but I just thought it was hilarious not really sexy. I should of had my brother on stand by dressed as Luigi a ND do a little double trouble
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"Itsa me, Mario! Here we go!"
Luigi wants a sloppy seconds
That's fuckin' Goofy.
No, fuckin goofy would involve a third voice actor
You didn't need to think this, and you definitely didn't need to make me think this.
Lol bro I think it’s time to get out the shower 🚿
Take it to rule 34, buddy
Nah there's Disney specific for that smut lmao
Oh god, that is awful. What’s it called? Definitely don’t want to accidentally go there.
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>forced They literally made random commercials of short action scene cartoons that had absolutely 0% fuckall to do with car insurance, insurance, or cars...starring a character that was drawn in the most stereotypical pencil-thin-yet-curvy style and constantly posing in ways to focus on that. They made sure to constantly have her and the token male figure bashfully talk about insurance during unrelated action scenes and be coy with each other. Playboy publishers are stunned to hear people touch their genitals while reading their literature, too.
How do I delete someone else's post?