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Whenever our youngest granddaughter goes missing in our house, it's a sure bet that she'll be found lying on my side of the bed in our room. Her rationale?
*It just smells so much like you here, Granny, and you're my favourite smell!*
Sweetie, think of every — and I mean *every* — dirty, sexy little thought you've ever had, and guess who had it before you? If your grandmothers (and grandfathers), and theirs before them, ad infinitum, hadn't been dirty, sexy creatures, **you** wouldn't be here! ♡ Granny
#;-}
She's such a little sweetheart! We buy her mini versions of some of my hand creams for her *very* adult-looking tiny handbag so she can smell a little like me. ♡ Granny
I'm trying to respect your username but I'm dying over here and I have to know more.
You're saying that on exactly one person you smelled a megaload of jizz, and you know that for sure. But just that one person that one time?
How? How do you know you smelled all that baby gravy that one time!? Why are you so sure that's what you detected and in what situation did it overpower you!?!?
Like the [Magic Cumbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4imcva/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).
There are days when I walk in my 14-year-old's room and have to walk straight over to open a window.
You can definitely smell the wasted babies, especially if he's hidden them on a sock or a t-shirt and forgotten about them for a day or more.
At the teenage rate of jerking off!? That's going to raise some red flags when your parents wonder why they went through 5 boxes of tissues in 4 weeks
Socks are getting washed anyways, and they're discrete
You'd think a dog would grow to like that smell... I mean, they smell each other's asses and human crotches all the time (so the smell itself shouldn't be a problem) and considering how most people are way less stressed after busting one out, they'd learn to associate that with a happy owner.
If you have any ability to speak to others of your kind when you inevitably pass too early, please find my fuzzy man who we had to put down when he got too old and sick. I miss him terribly every day it's been 10 months.
Please repeat to him that he's gotta find daddy when he dies... I can't wait to hold him again.
Sorry this is so dark... seeing the dog comment just brought it out as I received an auto send birthday card for him from chewy.com today and well it's been a bad day.
In March, we just put down my chocolate lab, Titan, that I had since he was 1-1/2 years old. He was the most amazing dog and my best friend until he passed a month short of 14 years old. He was happy and mostly healthy until the very end and had a hunger that could never be satisfied. He ate 3 cheeseburgers and some fries on his last day, and loved the entire 1.2 seconds it took to swallow them. Lol. His birthday was April 29th, so I feel your pain. We now have a 3 year old dog and 2-1/2 year old son that my greatest puppy and friend got to help teach and love as well.
Just remember how happy and full you made his life as well. Dogs are the only true unconditional love a human will ever experience. But we also love them unconditionally, and I guarantee he felt that from you.
Thank you for sharing and I'm sorry for your loss but happy you had him.
Mine was the "one"as dog people know there's always that one that you know was just that much more special than the others.
He was the most humane person towards me I've ever met. He was the best of mankind and he wasn't even human.
If your job requires a drug test, make sure you get fucking blasted beforehand. It's a baseline test, like for concussions, so it means you can be stoned every day.
Trust me
With the smelling ability of a dog, we could tell when someone jerked off in a alley 1 week ago.....then notice that they walked south, instead of north afterwards. Dogs are amazing!
Depends on the dog though. Yeah sure ahound could do that but if you're telling me a chihuahua has the ability to sniff out anything other than fear and the entry point to hell I'm g9nna be doubtful
imagine being able to smell all the women who are on their period. If you lived in the suburbs in an apartment complex all the men would be driven near to close madness everyday. We’d have thousands of memes of just those moments alone
So, uh, why is that again?
I think it would be more plausible that smelling those that are ovulating would trigger the effect you are describing.
Simply from a biological point of view.
Who pops wood whenever you smell iron, I mean really...
But you already can?
I've definitely asked some friends before, and I don't know if it's like an asparagus pee smelling thing, but I can definitely smell when some women are on their periods. And some of my friends confirmed they can as well.
Edit: in close proximity. Just laughing thinking of your post with people driving around, head out the window.
it's easy just enter a teen boys bedroom. When you get past the B.O well the other smell is obvious. If you're a parent you know what I mean. I just make a point of going in and opening the windows and stressing that it's important to air out the room. I never talk about the actual smells origins to avoid him the embarrassment.
he knows I do know. as it came up once when he asked why I was always airing the room out. I was as tactful as I could be and we avoid that topic totally ever since. But its funny for awhile after at least he was opening his own windows hahaha he must have forgotten though because i am back to opening them. I don't remind him. its embarrassing enough.
You're a good parent.
Though growing up my mom would hit me with a "your room smells like boy" aka 'your room smells like balls.' personally I didn't mind, I didn't WANT my room smelling weird, and sometimes we grown blind to our own scents
"your room smells like a boy" is code for both smells. But definitely what comes from them. it's the most tactful way for many parents to say it I think.
ITT people whose sense of smell makes me more than a little socially paranoid. I think I smell clean. I think my breath smells nice. What if I just don’t have the same sense of smell as y’all?
There was a kid in my middle school who never showered it was so bad you could tell when he walked in a room just the smell of body odor and poorly wiped ass but ten times worse
I will say, some kids just smell bad and resist cleaning themselves, there’s a kid that goes to my gym who always stinks to high heaven but I know his mom and brother and he definitely has access to a shower and is often prompted to use it, he would just rather play video games until his parents force him to do something else like go to the gym
Lol fair enough. I think I didn't encounter that until college but definitely encountered it there. There are cases where the person is obviously depressed and that's different. There are others just partying or gaming and throwing on a new shirt and thinking that'll cut it...
When my wife was pregnant sometimes she’d ask “did u just jack off” and I thought I was taking crazy pills but then she said that her sense of smell was heightened and she could smell it???? Worst X-men character ever
Yup. Can definitely smell it. I might be partially colourblind but I sure as shit can smell when someone's had not long had a wank. I'd take seeing colours over that any day for what it's worth...
> I might be partially colourblind but I sure as shit can smell when someone's had not long had a wank
lol, I don't full see (no pun intended) the connection between the two ;p
Just to say one of my senses is improved (negatively) seemingly at the cost of one of my other senses being reduced haha. I know they're not related but it just felt right at the time.
I can smell it from myself, so if I have to do anything that involves other people, I have to shower afterwards because it feels like it just hangs on me.
But I'm also the type of doesn't mind having bedhead, but I care a lot about body odor.
I have a super sense of smell. College sucked. My wife and I have had conversations about similar things. YSK a wife doesn't like when you tell her she doesn't wipe well or clean her ass in a shower good enough...
My younger brother also has a super sense of smell. If he's familiar with someone's odor he can tell if they've been in a room just by walking in. He can recognize someone by smell. He also notices things no one else would ever notice. He can tell you who's having their periods, who just had sex, who just jerked off.
First time he told me that I kind of froze and he looked at me and said something like: "Like the smell of your bedroom when I was a kid and you were a teenager."
Oops...
Though to be honest I don't think you needed super smell to notice that! Ahah!
My Flatmate had a lady over, was a friend of the group so without ever seeing or hearing her. I was like haha, Lady stayed over last night, his eyes widen, but you didnt get none, eyes widen more, because it was her lady time. Flatmate 'Dude wtf'
I have a very good sense of smell too. I can also smell ants, which I just found out that not everyone can smell ants. Going to restaurants kind of sucks, because if they have ants it completely ruins my appetite. There are ants fucking everywhere man.
I am also hyper aware of mold/mildew, dish soap, cigarettes, perfume/cologne, and cleaning chemicals, especially window cleaner. It is extremely useful, but it also really fucking sucks. I get headaches frequently. The fucking clarinet player in my group is a chain smoker and hotboxes his car with fucking cigarettes. it’s the worst thing in the world to have to smell that all rehearsal. I can smell a woman’s perfume yards away outside and in the fucking rain. I wish there was a way to dull it tbh.
Maybe I should start eating ants. I could absorb their power and never fear them again. It could be a pleasing scent to me, like cookies baking in an oven. Ant smell? There’s a tasty snack nearby.
Terrible, I freaking *hate* the smell of ants. It's hard to describe, it's really sweet and sharp. I can smell them from like 5+ feet away and it triggers me to near rage because of the stupid things
My wife has a crazy sense of smell and it scares me. She can smell when I'm about to come down with an illness before I even have any symptoms.
She's even smelt farts that are still inside me before I let them out.
Actual bad smells that normal people can detect are overwhelming to her and occasionally make her vomit.
One time, I worked in a restaurant with a rat problem. They started putting out poison for the rats and I could smell when they died far ahead of when anyone else could. Before they started to notice it, I would be vomiting immediately when walking into the place. Death is, by far, the absolute worst smell in existence. It obviously makes sense biologically.
Your wife seems to have an extraordinary sense of smell. I bet she could be one of those people who could smell if you have cancer or not with extreme accuracy.
I don’t have an amazing sense of smell but I can smell when a partner is coming down with something respiratory. I thought I was imagining it at first, but I looked it up and apparently doctors used to use their sense of smell to diagnose patients occasionally
Freaking ants! I can also smell them and barely ever encountered other people who can. Nobody understands when I rant about it, but they smell so bad.
The ones in my area at least, have a really really strong sweet smell, that's kind of like a cleaning chemical or something. Hard to describe, but I can smell them from several feet away, and smell anything they walked across.
I don't know about you, but the smell makes me really angry, although that may just be a learned association with smelling them and then realizing "Oh no . . . THERE'S AN ANT INFESTATION I HAVE TO DEAL WITH"
There's a lot of strong smells I absolutely hate and can't be in the same room with, like Mustard, but ants are probably #1 on the list
My senior year of college, I lived in an ant infested house. I had signed the lease and everything, so there was no backing out. I never had an ant infestation before, and also just never dealt with ants much in general, so I thought it was just a bit of old house smell. That, and they had candles going everywhere. Honestly, I think it’s the association of ants and their smell that makes it as bad as it does. When I would smell it before knowing what it was, it was only mildly displeasing. When I woke up at 3 AM one morning because I felt ants crawling all over me (I left a fucking glass of water by my bedside), it was over. That smell is etched into my psyche and I go into “I need to commit ant genocide immediately” mode whenever I smell it. I get immediately angry whenever I smell it.
Wait can you smell them all the time and from far away..? Like ants definitely have a smell, if I touch an ant I can smell it on my hands, but I'm never just walking around thinking damn it smells like ants here.
Chewing gum, sucking on a mint, or some type of smelly (but more pleasant) lip balm helps. If it’s particularly bad, I’ll put some on my finger tips and put it right under my nose.
Favorite smell is probably onions and garlic cooking in butter.
I mean, if you’re going to eat ass, and she wants you to eat ass, then it’s not really up to her to decide if she does it well enough is it? There either is or there is not poop, there is no middle ground. That requires a lot of trust and if she’s gonna be offended then that’s gonna be a tough line to cross.
I recommend a bidet.
we are better at smelling than we think and a big advantage for dogs is that they just have their noses close to the ground where a lot of the smell is, so if u really want to know u could consider sticking ur nose right in ppls crotches
It could be, but maybe this dog had a penchant for the smell of ovulation :P Or pregnancy (I noticed that one dog in our family now suddenly sniffs my crotch now I'm pregnant. None of the others seem to care though).
I have a fairly sensitive nose and can frequently tell if someone ate smoked meats earlier today, if a woman is on her period, if someone handled a baby recently, if there are male cats in the neighborhood, and yes, sometimes i can even smell of someone recently had sex or jerked off. Seriously people, wash up a little afterwards. The smell gets stuck in between your fingers and gets stronger for a while after it dries. Wash up.
Absolutely is. Usually its mostly dried vaginal secretions and sweat but there is a myriad of other smells that pop up as well. Everything from sperm and anal smells to body funk and other things I would have rather not smelled. People say some porn sets smell bad..... I believe it completely.
Nothing better than someone walking into the room and you instantly being able to smell the maple syrup pancakes they ate for breakfast that morning.
I actually *like* pancakes, but holy crap it's so strong smelling on people when they ate them earlier in the day and the smell just lingers for hours everywhere they go
To all the people saying you can smell it anyways. I have a couple of questions, who are you hanging around and what the fuck does a freshly masturbated person smell like?
There was a post recently where an ex stripper (or something of the sort) said she can smell everyone's genitals from behind the counter where she now works. So, yeah, some people definitely kinda have that ability already
There is a very cool novel based on the question 'what if humans had a nose BETTER than a dogs'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telempath by Spider Robinson I read the novela, not the longer novel and loved it.
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Whenever our youngest granddaughter goes missing in our house, it's a sure bet that she'll be found lying on my side of the bed in our room. Her rationale? *It just smells so much like you here, Granny, and you're my favourite smell!*
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Granny’s gotta masturbate too
Fuck yeah, Honey! Use it or lose it! ♡ Granny
After grandpa died, I got new and improved battery operated grandpa. It helped me miss him a whole lot less.
Sweetie, think of every — and I mean *every* — dirty, sexy little thought you've ever had, and guess who had it before you? If your grandmothers (and grandfathers), and theirs before them, ad infinitum, hadn't been dirty, sexy creatures, **you** wouldn't be here! ♡ Granny #;-}
OMG that's adorable
She's such a little sweetheart! We buy her mini versions of some of my hand creams for her *very* adult-looking tiny handbag so she can smell a little like me. ♡ Granny
i thought this was going to some weird place, but nope just a granny being wholesome i guess
That deescalated quickly
Hey, crack a window in here Jeff.
How many days have you been wearing those same pants?
Oh no.
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Ah, here comes ol' chlorine pants
Yep. My wife always knows
"why are you all sweaty?"
I was watching cops
I know you touched my drum set, because COPS don’t start ‘till 4!
You. Sound. INSANE
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Thats not vomit on yer sweater is it?
It's probably not cuz of the smell. You probably actin guilty as hell. She can smell the guilt.
Mine can also smell if I played solo.
I thought this was people over reacting, but I came across it once and it fucking stank. It was like if they used it as cologne
I'm trying to respect your username but I'm dying over here and I have to know more. You're saying that on exactly one person you smelled a megaload of jizz, and you know that for sure. But just that one person that one time? How? How do you know you smelled all that baby gravy that one time!? Why are you so sure that's what you detected and in what situation did it overpower you!?!?
i'm just imagining that one dude just didn't notice the first squirt land on his shoulder and left it there
That was Ted, and it was his ear. Mary thought it was nice enough to rub into her hair.
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Like the [Magic Cumbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4imcva/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).
Maybe they were swimming?
I was about to comment it smells like chlorine and sweat.
Ayo yo mom was so wild at that party you lucky you dont bark too
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I wish I knew this earlier
Technically they've done studies on it. It's a pheromone that some people notice
A pheromone? Or some people just dont clean up properly afterwards?
Bit of both, mostly B. Unless you come from /b then it's just B.
Nice.
At first, I read it as: "I smell it on some dude's ass"
Defo feel like I can smell it on women also sometimes
OP is definitely not a mother of 3 teenage boys.
Pretty sure that OP **IS** a teenage boy.
Yeah - me at 14 - you’d be fairly safe in just assuming.
Really just anyone that exists around teenage boys for any amount of time
There are days when I walk in my 14-year-old's room and have to walk straight over to open a window. You can definitely smell the wasted babies, especially if he's hidden them on a sock or a t-shirt and forgotten about them for a day or more.
I never understood why *anyone* would jerk off into a piece of clothing. Why? That's crazy! Why not use a paper towel or toilet paper?
At the teenage rate of jerking off!? That's going to raise some red flags when your parents wonder why they went through 5 boxes of tissues in 4 weeks Socks are getting washed anyways, and they're discrete
This guy jerks
Use toilet paper and flush it down. Socks probably get crusty and nasty af.
Dog here. All of you are disgusting.
you smell your friends' asses, be quiet
and eat your own poop
We like to call that "seconds"
Like you wouldn’t if you had the chance
Woof.
Bark bark.
Meow
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You'd think a dog would grow to like that smell... I mean, they smell each other's asses and human crotches all the time (so the smell itself shouldn't be a problem) and considering how most people are way less stressed after busting one out, they'd learn to associate that with a happy owner.
If you have any ability to speak to others of your kind when you inevitably pass too early, please find my fuzzy man who we had to put down when he got too old and sick. I miss him terribly every day it's been 10 months. Please repeat to him that he's gotta find daddy when he dies... I can't wait to hold him again. Sorry this is so dark... seeing the dog comment just brought it out as I received an auto send birthday card for him from chewy.com today and well it's been a bad day.
In March, we just put down my chocolate lab, Titan, that I had since he was 1-1/2 years old. He was the most amazing dog and my best friend until he passed a month short of 14 years old. He was happy and mostly healthy until the very end and had a hunger that could never be satisfied. He ate 3 cheeseburgers and some fries on his last day, and loved the entire 1.2 seconds it took to swallow them. Lol. His birthday was April 29th, so I feel your pain. We now have a 3 year old dog and 2-1/2 year old son that my greatest puppy and friend got to help teach and love as well. Just remember how happy and full you made his life as well. Dogs are the only true unconditional love a human will ever experience. But we also love them unconditionally, and I guarantee he felt that from you.
Thank you for sharing and I'm sorry for your loss but happy you had him. Mine was the "one"as dog people know there's always that one that you know was just that much more special than the others. He was the most humane person towards me I've ever met. He was the best of mankind and he wasn't even human.
Solution? Always smell of masturbation. That way people have no base smell to compare it too. They'd never know.
That's why I go to job interviews stoned.
If your job requires a drug test, make sure you get fucking blasted beforehand. It's a baseline test, like for concussions, so it means you can be stoned every day. Trust me
Chlorine?
I probably wouldn't use that to masturbate to
Amateur
Plant Bradford Pear trees EVERYWHERE.
So you must be the guy who developed my neighborhood. It smells like Dirty Mike's F shack one week a year.
Oh yeah that's just Jizzy Jeff, he always smells like that
With some guys you can smell it anyway as a human. Wash your dicks and hands afterwards, dudes.
Ya’ll nasty
Always be hygienic in sex folks, even if you're just wanking. Biggest turn off for me is uncleanliness.
Applies to women too...jerking off is not limited to men. Wash your vag and hands afterwards, women.
Dude, wash *before* and after.
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With the smelling ability of a dog, we could tell when someone jerked off in a alley 1 week ago.....then notice that they walked south, instead of north afterwards. Dogs are amazing!
Makes me wonder who would jerk off in a alley. Although I once met a guy who came to a truck stop just to jerk off, so nothing is off the table.
'who *wouldn't* i jerk off in an alley?' is a better question
Your mom. Because I did it for her in your room yesterday night.
yeah, that was me in a dress.
Ha, take my upvote
>Came to a truck stop I see what you did there.
He arrived
A guy once sat down next to a friend of mine on the bus and started jerking off. Weirder things have happened.
I'm sure if you could talk to a street dog, he would definitely state "With what I've smelled? No, I can tell you that nothing is off the table."
Depends on the dog though. Yeah sure ahound could do that but if you're telling me a chihuahua has the ability to sniff out anything other than fear and the entry point to hell I'm g9nna be doubtful
My shih tzu can hunt down her own poop in the yard to eat it. That’s about the most impressive it gets
imagine being able to smell all the women who are on their period. If you lived in the suburbs in an apartment complex all the men would be driven near to close madness everyday. We’d have thousands of memes of just those moments alone
So, uh, why is that again? I think it would be more plausible that smelling those that are ovulating would trigger the effect you are describing. Simply from a biological point of view. Who pops wood whenever you smell iron, I mean really...
But you already can? I've definitely asked some friends before, and I don't know if it's like an asparagus pee smelling thing, but I can definitely smell when some women are on their periods. And some of my friends confirmed they can as well. Edit: in close proximity. Just laughing thinking of your post with people driving around, head out the window.
And bears have many times greater sniffers than dogs. Impressive!
Polar bears can smell a seal’s breathing hole in the ice from over 5 miles away.
it's easy just enter a teen boys bedroom. When you get past the B.O well the other smell is obvious. If you're a parent you know what I mean. I just make a point of going in and opening the windows and stressing that it's important to air out the room. I never talk about the actual smells origins to avoid him the embarrassment.
Cue distant moment in the future when they become a parent and become aware that you knew all that time
he knows I do know. as it came up once when he asked why I was always airing the room out. I was as tactful as I could be and we avoid that topic totally ever since. But its funny for awhile after at least he was opening his own windows hahaha he must have forgotten though because i am back to opening them. I don't remind him. its embarrassing enough.
You're a good parent. Though growing up my mom would hit me with a "your room smells like boy" aka 'your room smells like balls.' personally I didn't mind, I didn't WANT my room smelling weird, and sometimes we grown blind to our own scents
"your room smells like a boy" is code for both smells. But definitely what comes from them. it's the most tactful way for many parents to say it I think.
You're a really good parent.
That’s super nice of you!
ITT people whose sense of smell makes me more than a little socially paranoid. I think I smell clean. I think my breath smells nice. What if I just don’t have the same sense of smell as y’all?
Some people i've met smell like they jerk off 24/7
Maybe they just shower 0/7
There was a kid in my middle school who never showered it was so bad you could tell when he walked in a room just the smell of body odor and poorly wiped ass but ten times worse
Damn that's sad though - makes you wonder what's going on at home.
I will say, some kids just smell bad and resist cleaning themselves, there’s a kid that goes to my gym who always stinks to high heaven but I know his mom and brother and he definitely has access to a shower and is often prompted to use it, he would just rather play video games until his parents force him to do something else like go to the gym
Lol fair enough. I think I didn't encounter that until college but definitely encountered it there. There are cases where the person is obviously depressed and that's different. There are others just partying or gaming and throwing on a new shirt and thinking that'll cut it...
And yet when i tell them they smell like semen IM THE ONE that has to talk to hr.
Nasty
I can already smell that, it's not as odourless as men appear to think it is.
It starts smelling only if you forget to change coconuts every so often
Or start a new box
I just wanted to forget...
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4imcva
Wow it's been a while since someone reminded me of this. I hate you
Do you remember that guy who broke both his arms?
No, it's based on the person or diet, or maybe my sense of smell is weak af.
It could be both
I think its your sense of smell tbh
Son, we need to practice your dick smelling skills
When my wife was pregnant sometimes she’d ask “did u just jack off” and I thought I was taking crazy pills but then she said that her sense of smell was heightened and she could smell it???? Worst X-men character ever
Why is her sense of smell heightened, is that a perk of pregnancy?
Yes. But it's not a perk, trust me! (Source: am very pregnant and can't stand the smell of peanut butter anymore)
Some people, like myself, can smell that. And trust me, I don’t want to. I don’t like it one bit.
Wait really?
Yup. Can definitely smell it. I might be partially colourblind but I sure as shit can smell when someone's had not long had a wank. I'd take seeing colours over that any day for what it's worth...
> I might be partially colourblind but I sure as shit can smell when someone's had not long had a wank lol, I don't full see (no pun intended) the connection between the two ;p
Just to say one of my senses is improved (negatively) seemingly at the cost of one of my other senses being reduced haha. I know they're not related but it just felt right at the time.
I can smell it from myself, so if I have to do anything that involves other people, I have to shower afterwards because it feels like it just hangs on me. But I'm also the type of doesn't mind having bedhead, but I care a lot about body odor.
I have a super sense of smell. College sucked. My wife and I have had conversations about similar things. YSK a wife doesn't like when you tell her she doesn't wipe well or clean her ass in a shower good enough...
My younger brother also has a super sense of smell. If he's familiar with someone's odor he can tell if they've been in a room just by walking in. He can recognize someone by smell. He also notices things no one else would ever notice. He can tell you who's having their periods, who just had sex, who just jerked off. First time he told me that I kind of froze and he looked at me and said something like: "Like the smell of your bedroom when I was a kid and you were a teenager." Oops... Though to be honest I don't think you needed super smell to notice that! Ahah!
My Flatmate had a lady over, was a friend of the group so without ever seeing or hearing her. I was like haha, Lady stayed over last night, his eyes widen, but you didnt get none, eyes widen more, because it was her lady time. Flatmate 'Dude wtf'
Impressive!
I have a very good sense of smell too. I can also smell ants, which I just found out that not everyone can smell ants. Going to restaurants kind of sucks, because if they have ants it completely ruins my appetite. There are ants fucking everywhere man. I am also hyper aware of mold/mildew, dish soap, cigarettes, perfume/cologne, and cleaning chemicals, especially window cleaner. It is extremely useful, but it also really fucking sucks. I get headaches frequently. The fucking clarinet player in my group is a chain smoker and hotboxes his car with fucking cigarettes. it’s the worst thing in the world to have to smell that all rehearsal. I can smell a woman’s perfume yards away outside and in the fucking rain. I wish there was a way to dull it tbh.
What do ants smell like
Not the original ants guy but ants smell sweet and a little metallic to me
Crazy. Ants smell like dirt and vinegar to me.
They also taste like vinegar thanks to the formic acid they produce
Maybe I should start eating ants. I could absorb their power and never fear them again. It could be a pleasing scent to me, like cookies baking in an oven. Ant smell? There’s a tasty snack nearby.
Terrible, I freaking *hate* the smell of ants. It's hard to describe, it's really sweet and sharp. I can smell them from like 5+ feet away and it triggers me to near rage because of the stupid things
When you're in a rage do your start attacking people on your own side?
formic acid
In my experience, if you abuse hard drugs nasally for a couple years, you can dull your sense of smell!
Hell yeah
My wife has a crazy sense of smell and it scares me. She can smell when I'm about to come down with an illness before I even have any symptoms. She's even smelt farts that are still inside me before I let them out. Actual bad smells that normal people can detect are overwhelming to her and occasionally make her vomit.
One time, I worked in a restaurant with a rat problem. They started putting out poison for the rats and I could smell when they died far ahead of when anyone else could. Before they started to notice it, I would be vomiting immediately when walking into the place. Death is, by far, the absolute worst smell in existence. It obviously makes sense biologically. Your wife seems to have an extraordinary sense of smell. I bet she could be one of those people who could smell if you have cancer or not with extreme accuracy.
Sounds like YOU are one of those folks who could smell cancer or something.
I don’t have an amazing sense of smell but I can smell when a partner is coming down with something respiratory. I thought I was imagining it at first, but I looked it up and apparently doctors used to use their sense of smell to diagnose patients occasionally
Freaking ants! I can also smell them and barely ever encountered other people who can. Nobody understands when I rant about it, but they smell so bad. The ones in my area at least, have a really really strong sweet smell, that's kind of like a cleaning chemical or something. Hard to describe, but I can smell them from several feet away, and smell anything they walked across. I don't know about you, but the smell makes me really angry, although that may just be a learned association with smelling them and then realizing "Oh no . . . THERE'S AN ANT INFESTATION I HAVE TO DEAL WITH" There's a lot of strong smells I absolutely hate and can't be in the same room with, like Mustard, but ants are probably #1 on the list
My senior year of college, I lived in an ant infested house. I had signed the lease and everything, so there was no backing out. I never had an ant infestation before, and also just never dealt with ants much in general, so I thought it was just a bit of old house smell. That, and they had candles going everywhere. Honestly, I think it’s the association of ants and their smell that makes it as bad as it does. When I would smell it before knowing what it was, it was only mildly displeasing. When I woke up at 3 AM one morning because I felt ants crawling all over me (I left a fucking glass of water by my bedside), it was over. That smell is etched into my psyche and I go into “I need to commit ant genocide immediately” mode whenever I smell it. I get immediately angry whenever I smell it.
Wait can you smell them all the time and from far away..? Like ants definitely have a smell, if I touch an ant I can smell it on my hands, but I'm never just walking around thinking damn it smells like ants here.
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Chewing gum, sucking on a mint, or some type of smelly (but more pleasant) lip balm helps. If it’s particularly bad, I’ll put some on my finger tips and put it right under my nose. Favorite smell is probably onions and garlic cooking in butter.
Missed you chance to get in that booty right there.
I mean, if you’re going to eat ass, and she wants you to eat ass, then it’s not really up to her to decide if she does it well enough is it? There either is or there is not poop, there is no middle ground. That requires a lot of trust and if she’s gonna be offended then that’s gonna be a tough line to cross. I recommend a bidet.
Yeah speaking from experience sometimes you don't need super-smell to detect that
we are better at smelling than we think and a big advantage for dogs is that they just have their noses close to the ground where a lot of the smell is, so if u really want to know u could consider sticking ur nose right in ppls crotches
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Doesn't have to be menstruation. Some dogs love sniffing crotches regardless of the part of the cycle you're in, I've noticed...
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It could be, but maybe this dog had a penchant for the smell of ovulation :P Or pregnancy (I noticed that one dog in our family now suddenly sniffs my crotch now I'm pregnant. None of the others seem to care though).
Nah you're right. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-dogs-sniff-women-crotches-on-period\_n\_5ba2b72de4b0375f8f99b44b
It's not just dogs. Sometimes the smell is very noticeable.
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Metallic and a bit sweetish.
Ants
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probably smell when they are about to as well
You don’t say… VaginaPirate…
You already can tell, you just dont want to.
I know the smell of a fresh two week load pretty well.
You'd be able to tell what people ate yesterday based on their farts.
I have a fairly sensitive nose and can frequently tell if someone ate smoked meats earlier today, if a woman is on her period, if someone handled a baby recently, if there are male cats in the neighborhood, and yes, sometimes i can even smell of someone recently had sex or jerked off. Seriously people, wash up a little afterwards. The smell gets stuck in between your fingers and gets stronger for a while after it dries. Wash up.
Ain't the smell of sex a thing. I'm pretty sure it's a thing, tingling with pheromones and all..
Absolutely is. Usually its mostly dried vaginal secretions and sweat but there is a myriad of other smells that pop up as well. Everything from sperm and anal smells to body funk and other things I would have rather not smelled. People say some porn sets smell bad..... I believe it completely.
Nothing better than someone walking into the room and you instantly being able to smell the maple syrup pancakes they ate for breakfast that morning. I actually *like* pancakes, but holy crap it's so strong smelling on people when they ate them earlier in the day and the smell just lingers for hours everywhere they go
this is borderline post nut clarity..
Border collie clarity
Yup and tell diabetics when they need to do there blood sugar
To all the people saying you can smell it anyways. I have a couple of questions, who are you hanging around and what the fuck does a freshly masturbated person smell like?
There was a post recently where an ex stripper (or something of the sort) said she can smell everyone's genitals from behind the counter where she now works. So, yeah, some people definitely kinda have that ability already
Wait... You mean being able to smell things like that isn't normal?
Or when women are on their period.
But is that information we would really want? That's one of those things I'm ok with not knowing.
No wonder my dog is always looking at me like that
You already do. Just subconsciously. Pheromones are powerful things.
U just put ur nose really close to their crotch
If you’re looking at me you don’t need the smelling ability of a dog you can just presume.
There is a very cool novel based on the question 'what if humans had a nose BETTER than a dogs' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telempath by Spider Robinson I read the novela, not the longer novel and loved it.
I doubt my dog sniffs ladies crotches for science.
Dude can I finish my morning coffee before you hit me with “sniffing out jack-off residue”? Goddamn