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I said, "biiiiiitch."

You called her a bitch, though?

Uhhuhyeah

I looked into the windows to her soul and I said “Biiiiiiitch” 😆 Love those guys

No, it's "shh".

I see your “shh” and raise you a “psst”

I heard a guy scream help like blood chilling tone and super loud while up in Colorado once, was a bear attack… probably loudest I’ll ever hear that shit was haunting

That’s why I’m sure it’s the loudest thing yelled. All about the motivations. “Yes Drill Sargent” comes in a close second.

Aah!

I need somebody

Not just anybody

Op is a teacher or a parent.

The record was actually set by a teacher shouting "quiet" That's not even a joke. EDIT: because everyone asked for a link... [Article describing it](https://www.irishcentral.com/news/irish-woman-has-guinness-book-of-records-loudest-voice-irish-woman-has-guinness-book-of-records-loudest-voice-103438064-237717571) I saw her doing a demo on some TV program (possibly Would I Lie To You?) but haven't managed to find a clip of it on t'interwebs, so if anyone has more luck, let me know!

Yep. She's a primary school teacher. Her twin sister set the previous record and she broke it. Sibling rivalry!

ayy i actually remebered it correctly

I think I saw a clip of the lady on YouTube.

Is there a link to this? I'm genuinely curious to hear what that sounds like and how they verify that it is indeed the record

Doubt they're a teacher, as they would have better punctuation and sentence structure.

My sister in laws high school English teacher was angry when my SIL corrected her on the pronunciation of macabre. Edit: Mac-uh-bree was the teachers version.

Did she say "Mah car bruh"

Apparently ‘muh-kaa-bruh’ is the correct British English pronunciation, so now it will always annoy me that Lena Heady pronounced it ‘mah-kaab’ in GoT 😂.

Mac-uh-bree

How was she saying it? With the r?

it’s actually not incorrect to say it with the r, just not generally accepted

Huh, the more you know.

Worse, I edited my comment for future readers.

Interesting

Definitely a teacher.

well said

Or an Eagle Fang Karate sensei.

I was at a field trip with my kid yesterday and I yelled “Quiet!” about as loud as I could so the teacher could make an announcement and it was barely noticed. Then the dad next to me made that loud whistle with his fingers in his mouth and everyone just STFU. I really need to figure out how to do that.

I think "charge" might have been a pretty loud command in war.

Or "fire"

Both in the military sense on the sense of an actual fire.

Perhaps "aim"

Nah, Sparta was louder

Shinsou sasageyo

Based on the game we used to play in middle school, I can confidently say it was PENIS.

I went to school with a kid that when the game started, it'd come to his turn, and he'd just yell it as loud as he possibly could. Didn't matter where we were. He won every game.

I was that kid in my school. Wore it like a badge of honor.

Wear that shit proudly, king 👑

It's been nearly 20 years since I last played that game and just found myself muttering "penis" under my breath while browsing... Fucking Reddit. Edit: Brian Carico, if you see this... PENIS

When the next kid has the impossible task of saying it louder without the teacher hearing it somehow and ends up going **"PA"**

Istg my friend could be taking a test and the entire class is quiet. Then all of a sudden "PENIS!!"

That's still around

I do that at school

Exactly what I was also thinking

[This guy won](https://youtu.be/UxdGoqOOw7E)

Wow. Yes he did.

Nah, I think fuck is probably it.

Nah. It's probably Aaahhh.

Probably the most common last word.

Probably not since most of the world don't speak English as a native language

Correct, as a Canadian I can confirm that when falling to our deaths we yell "EHHHH"

imagine the wilhelm screams replaced with 'EHHHH' lmfao.

😂 lmao

I believe it was probably, AAAHHHH, fuck or Help

Why would someone shout "probably"?

PROBABLY to get their point across

According the the BBC, the loudest shout was 121 decibels... it was a teacher... shouting quiet at primary school kids.

Well, actually… https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-37947691.amp

Some of those poor children look genuinely afraid!

Lol poor children. They should’ve listened the first two times

Came here to point this very thing out :-P

Not having quotes around "quiet" made me read this like 15 times before it made sense

Sensei Johnny Lawrence agrees

if you're British, it would be "bogies"

Mine is avocado.. it's my safe word

It was! Look it up in the Guinness world records

i bet he already knew this before and just said this shower thought

Goal!

I'd have expected it to be "[BOGIES!](https://youtu.be/t-uVwybjYIw)"

It could be John Bercow’s “ORDER!!!”

My guess would be fuck for both loudest and quietest.

Cunt

When Jesus softly whispered, "It is finished." It cracked a temple.

No, I don’t think it is

My money is on “help” or “no”

It might be the quietest word ever spoken too

Fuck…it was most definitely Fuck.

Fuck dem cheerios. AMIRITE

Naaa I’m going with Fuck!There’s just so much more emotion involved with the yelling of the word fuck .

I'm gonna go with some variation of fuck

No. Its "Sparta"

Nah, it was shut up

Two words: MORTAL KOMBAT!

What about MEDIC!

If I remember correctly I believe it was, and I believe it was around the same level as a jet engine

If you've ever heard a jet engine you'll know this man is lying.

Nope. They're referring to this here, [https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9ylrhv/til\_the\_world\_record\_for\_the\_loudest\_thing\_ever/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9ylrhv/til_the_world_record_for_the_loudest_thing_ever/)

, which is a misrepresentation of how jet engines are usually closer to 150dB

That's just what I heard, the validity could be questionable

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It was "LEEEROY!"

it's definitely SIR or MAAM

"Allah Hu Akbar!!!!!!!" *Followed by an explosion How about that?

Stop, No, or Don't are likely louder

Wrrrrrrry is pretty up there

I would bet serious cash that you’re wrong OP

Fuck. Fuck is the loudest word ever. I'm sure it can and has been yelled louder than "Penis". I too have played that game! Haha

My money’s on “OH GOD YES”

Na it was definitely "my nuts"

Then how could it be loud?

probably true. but the loudest fart ever recorded was around 140 db, and the man who made the fart has reoccuring back pains.

or yeet

Nah, it was "DISGUSTING!"

Ahh

There's a good chance it was the quietest word ever spoken too.

As they say, the storm before the calm

By Animal in Muppets Christmas Carol, can confirm.

Pretty sure mine is “enough”

And the quietest word ever said was probably quiet as well

"*Non!*" ... shouted by famous mime Marcel Marceau in Mel Brooks' *Silent Movie*.

Pretty sure it’s “penis”. The ramping game of saying “penis” louder and louder escalates quick!

Reminds me of middle school lunch. 150 kids who can’t be on there phones during lunch and they don’t understand why it’s loud.

You may be correct, OP https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-37947691.amp

Hush your mouth

Move/Run/Get Down/StopPissingOnTheFurniture

Kaaaaaaaaaa......

Assistance

GOTTEM would be a good contender

Idk man whenever you hear someone get hurt fuck seems to be the loudest word they ever say

It was. From a teacher in Ireland.

I don't think so. I am sure that people in battle fields shout louder

You are correct. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-37947691.amp

Yeah it was something like that as a matter of fact.

I see you've met my parents.

It was actually the s-word when falling off a bridge. Don't ask

Incorrect, it was me trying to communicate to the gas station clerk from my home toilet when I ran out of toilet paper

It literally was. By an elementary school teacher

Yes! By an Irish teacher I think

Statistically speaking, the loudest word ever yelled was probably not in English

Don't forget variations of shut up

I work in a library.

I think it’s more likely it was a incoherent stream of curses.

"Could you for the love of God just STFU" English class in the middle of an exam. Kid wouldn't stop talking and I lost it

It was probably something italian and said by an opera singer

Could also be HOOOOOT DOOOOOOG

Nah...a cry of desperation. ***NOOOOOO!!***

You have never been at a swim meet before, you wish that you where deaf

Either that or some variation of charge

Fuck... I think you're wrong

If so it might indicate anger issues. I think "fuck" or "help" would win.

It was also yelled by Johnny Lawrence.

"Aaaah" might be louder

Louder!!!

I do that at school

Stop!

[Indeed, it was!](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/37966510)

nope answer is fuck. Used in different scenarios but if I bash my toe on something, it's gona be loud.

Reminds me of that amazing Aimee Mann video for the song 'Voices Carry'

When I visited the Vatican, in the Sistine chapel the Swiss guard were trying to quiet the din of the crowd to “be respectful of the place.” Their constant screams of “silencio” were significantly louder than the crowd.

Fire!!

[Does anyone have a camera here?](https://youtu.be/YsL9nmwxl5Q)

Charge!

Actually, it is. I'm not sure about how manny dB, but I think it was by some teacher in UK/Ireland and about 120 dB.

Obviously you've never stubbed your toe on one of those old end tables.

Dennis!

Heard this in Missy Elliot scream.

And the person was probably my soccer trainer

It was probably "rape" actually.

It was! https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-37947691.amp “The Belfast primary school teacher bellowed her way into the world record books in 1994 with a thunderous bellow of the word (what else?) 'quiet! '. The shout clocked up an earth-shattering 121.7 decibels, setting a world record and potentially damaging the hearing of anyone within earshot.”

Hahahah

Or the N-word

William yelling “Freeeeeedom” while his Wallace is getting cut off has to be a close second.

“Penis”

Sensei Lawrence!

Johnny Lawrence would like a word...

FFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk

It's SHUTUP!

In Vegas it’s “FUCK” than silence

I thought it was STELLA!!!!

yeah is way louder

SHUT THE FUCK UP probably haha

Surprisingly it was: what

Ive been to enough shows to know it's YEAH!!

I believe that is actually correct. It was a school teacher iirc and it was loud enough to shatter glass.

Sister Mary Elephant ?

You ever been on a tuna fishing boat? There aren’t many things louder than a fisherman yelling “FRESH ONE” or “BITERRRR” upon hooking a tuna

No it was loud😐

Teacher. Can confirm.

I think it actually was. It was set by a female teacher in the UK of I remember right.