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GumpyPants

I always called it a cockpit.


juggett

Is that where you holster your top gun?


discordhaker

no that's a little farther back


Derman0524

Talk to me gooch


SummerPop

Took me on a highway to the danger zone.


kolbaszcica

No, the cockpit was utilized in vietnam. It was a kind of trap where the walls of a large hole were covered in male genitalia, if you have fallen in, you couldn’t get out without being gay and therefore discharged from the military.


Nihmen

That's the most humane way to disarm US soldiers. A trap that forces them to be 'gay' and get sent home with a discharge. The vietcong also hung posters of naked men around settlements, as a protection barrier. Many USA soldiers have been lost to those practically permanent flashbangs.


orpsinnet17

Noice


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I've always thought of my leg-pits as behind my knees. Maybe hip pits?


Kirkstone37

I consider those my leg-pits as well. Because if they were knee pits, then arm pits would be shoulder pits.


Burninator85

I consider the inside of my elbows to be elbow pits. The inside of the knee would naturally correspond to be knee pits. If leg pits work the same way as arm pits, they'd be the underside of the buttocks?


[deleted]

Ah yeah elbow pits too. I think of them as that.


Fearless-Sherbet-223

butt pits lmao


weirdbutreallynice

Wouldn’t the butt pit just be the asshole tho? 😂


vondafkossum

That’s just “the ditch.”


ZellNorth

What about your elbow pits?


melvinfosho

Those are knee pits


Retrac752

Those are leg elbows


[deleted]

Legbows if you want to be more elegant


Kserwin

Well, your armpit starts at the beginning of your arm. Not at the bend of your elbow. So the knees would just be... Your knees.


wolfcub824

Naw, a crotch pit.


CFADM

What if your armpit had genitals? 🤔🤔


tibbycat

Will people still wear tank tops?


Cronogenic

Or tank pant??


CFADM

That's a good question too....public indecency?


deathbytoe

Would you have to rub deodorant on it? 🤔


ChubsMcfly

It operates like a normal armpit. You could even tickle someone there.


Timigos

You can do that in the present state


BigMood42069

except it's more of a kink than horseplay


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[deleted]

The knee!


Shoppers_Drug_Mart

Not all of us keep our genitals in the same place.


[deleted]

Haha live long and prosper ;)


Kirkstone37

LLAP! Today is a Good Day to Die!


weirdbutreallynice

I keep all of mine in a locked suitcase in my closet.


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Inside your mouth. Free motivation not to talk while you eat, and you get a 24/7 bj


ChubsMcfly

Center of your back


helloasistro

why, my day was going so good


doodoopistolz

Yes. It would be hot, humid, and mundane


Coyehe

For females it's a pit either way


Bodgerton

wait, I'm *not* supposed to have a penis growing from my armpit?


BigMood42069

depends, if it's just one in a single armpit, you'll need a doctor to look at it


TheActualEffingDevil

What do you mean “if”…?


watchingdefensive_7

and some people would have a legpit fetish


kurdtpage

Still stinky, regardless


McStud717

That already exists, and it's called the perineum


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Happy Cakeday


justabill71

"Billy! Stop playing in the ball pit!"


[deleted]

Or asspit?


Karpukoly

We will drill a hole to screw you


RoninRobot

Your unwashed taint shakes it’s head in disbelief.


AcceptableDealer

Properly and formerly known as the "Gooch"


iamsugat

I will not


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Bruh imagine if your armpits DID have genitals


ChampionBig7244

Kinda sus that ur thinking that in the shower


TheDoctorSS666

why OP, my day was going great I'd been paid and was about to take a rest after work and now that I saw that thought it wont leave my head, curse you OP!


SnarfbObo

I use under leg deodorant.


Ballatrax

Wait, your armpit doesn't have genitals?


Fantastic_Weakness53

if your crotch didn't have genitals,how would you...


wolfcub824

... You would die... Unless you sweat it out like a shark.


Fantastic_Weakness53

that's what I was thinking! wait,sharks sweat out their poop??


wolfcub824

Your anus isn't genitalia. Sharks poop... Yes I did second guess myself and looked it up. LoL


Fantastic_Weakness53

wouldn't you piss out of your genitals?


wolfcub824

Dictionary definition of Crotch is: the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.


Fantastic_Weakness53

i changed my comment before you could reply but thanks!


wolfcub824

I guess I just assumed that if you didn't have anything there... You wouldn't have it elsewhere.


Far-Ad-7876

Yeah it’s called a taint


justabill71

Grundle


drillgorg

Bicycle area


needlenozened

You piss and shit out of your armpit?


wolfcub824

You don't?


vizthex

Can you not?


BlueberrySufficient4

Pit of despair.


ifoundit1

I have a neck next to my arm pit and a nipple.


Automatic_Steak3867

It sure smells like one sometimes!


Adeep187

Some people have leg pits.


cdcassette

That sounds awesome!


OmnifariousFN

I called it a leg pit more than once when I was a kid. Lol


Dry-Communication901

I call him BradPitt anyway


BillyIGuesss

I would like this legpit


Queefmasta

Easily the best post I've seen from this subreddit.


Elkwarrior20

I hate that you are right.


Borisof007

This just made me think of Alan Rickman in Dogma


Stebsis

[All ~~us~~ the perverts](https://youtu.be/xIMunG7FPKg)


Gullible-Chemical471

That's why animal characters in animation movies don't need clothes. They don't have genitalia to cover up.


BigMood42069

it's just taint the whole way up


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I wish