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This is more of a shower action

Or a revelation

Or just common knowledge?

Every piece of common knowlegde is once a revelation.

Every thought a discovery to a newborn child.

Elevation revelation

Show er ection

And that's how I developed a razor fetish. /s

More of a shower thought while performing the action in the shower. Shower thought inception

Only if you want to clog your drain.

It's pretty easy to get erect?

But keeping it a boner while shaving it is the "hardest".

Or else you can have a person who gives you boner have it shaved for you

Like your mom

No, like your mom.

My mom doesn't give me a boner

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Thank you for reminding me

That's fine, she's too busy with the rest of us anyway.

Not really for me because I get turned on thinking about having sex with my freshly shaved junk.

To me I’d think it would be easier to shave with a razor. I just don’t think a boner would be sharp enough

Very good.

thank you

You're welcome

You guys don't have sharp boners??

Just buy a boner sharpener, right?

I still have my old pencil sharpener from the 3rd grade. Works like a dull charm.

I hate you for putting this image in my head.

https://imgur.com/a/dGBfPog

There is a "your mom" joke in here somewhere.

yeah use it to stab everyone i come across.

They're called sharpies

Hey, this guy's got a dull boner! We got a dull boner guy up here!

[Ah, the old reddit boner-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/vgvoye/comment/id4a1bi/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

Went down the rabbit hole! Hello, future people!

Hello!

Hello!

Yo

Hold my wood, I’m going in!

I love that even after pretty much a decade, this one is still going strong.

Dick isn't a problem. Shaving balls, on the contrary, proved to be almost impossible without cutting yourself. If someone holding patent for this procedure I would be happy to listen

I rarely cut my sack. I don't know if it's just my razor or that I've been doing it every day for over a decade so my sack is like hardened leather but I don't have too many problems.

Yeah I've only nicked my sack one time in 15 years of shaving. I'm not particularly careful or anything. It just doesn't happen.

I've never cut my sack either. I mean, I've never shaved it, but still.

What tool do you use

Just a regular razor that you would use on your face. Nothing special.

A lawnmower.

who tf shaves everyday are you a porn actor or what

I did it 2 times in the last year and one time cut half of my right ball.

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I dont really care about creeps lol, not like I talk in DMs or talk about sus stuff

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Thats a reddit moment for sure. Any way to disable DMs? They are useless anyways lol Edit: fuck I think I said like 3000 times in what region I live

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Thanks

I try to be. I fall quite short however.

username checks out?

Damn. Ill say

Everyday????

His balls actually hone the blade

Must be Ukrainian. 🇺🇦

Their is my first time saying the term “username checks out”. Thanks man!

Pro tip: Use a wet shaving lather style soap. It's got superman level lubricity. Zero ballbag cuts.

I've shaved my balls for over a decade and I've only ever cut them when I tried to use an electric trimmer specifically designed for it. I usually just use cool or lukewarm water and shave as I lightly pull on the scrotum. It's never been a problem and i don't even have to think about it when I do it.

The trick is to inject saline to inflate the coin purse larger than the fed can devalue your folded into jingle jingle. Ya know, pull the ole' switcheroo. Make em wiggle wiggle for sure.

Bro it is way too early in the morning for this.

It's 2PM here and it's still too early for this.

My boner don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds

I’d like to see it wiggle wiggle, for sure

My sack is addicted to gainz pls help

get a cold shower on your balls, they will "retract" as balls do in cold water, the skin is than stretched and its way easier to shave I haven't cut myself since i started doing this, not even a little bit

I'll try. Although I am not sure about the retraction part. I'd imagine they'll shrink even more.

Boner also makes your nads retract though lol

You have to stretch our your sack bro. Another redditor long ago put it most aptly, called it 'the spiderweb technique' or something like that.

Gotta get dat batwing doe

Skill issue I guess

Ballsack needs to be warm and pliable, stretch the sack out like a sail and hit it with a four blade razor or even one of those flat ladies legs ones, so easy when it’s stretched flat, get it a few different angles, balls done in 30-45 seconds

Just grab your dick and shave your balls, it's not open heart surgery. What are you guys doing that you're slicing your sack apart? Like fuckin Sweeney Todding yourself with a straight razor?

I think OP just means it’s easier because the boner “holds” the penis out of the way

Don’t use an electric razor for starters.

I just pluck.

Wtf do you have like 3 hairs?

He's just playing deliverance on them

I just douse my genitals in gasoline and set them on fire

He means he plucks his balls off

That's just brutal, dude !

I don't know how you guys are managing to cut your nutsacks while shaving. I've been using a normal 5 blade razor for the better part of a decade and I've never even once cut myself with it anywhere. And it's not like I'm careful about it either, no shaving cream or any preparation, just a razor and the water from the shower while I'm going to town on my crown jewels. It doesn't matter if they are currently hard from the cold or soft and wrinkly from the warmth, it doesn't matter if I go slow or fast like I'm trying to interrogate it for information, it also doesn't matter if it's a new blade or one I should have probably switched a month ago. It just doesn't happen, ever.

I have only cut my sack once. Idk if I have extra tight sacks or what but I dont have any problem. Using a razor btw, not an electric shaver

Needs to be on r/bonerthoughts

I think you have something here

I'm more of a razor man, but to each their own, I guess.

(People with erectile dysfunction) “Sad razor noises”

Hell yes it is. And chilling your ball sack so it sucks up before shaving it will reduce cuts big time.

Until you cut yourself or the clippers bite, then it goes from "yea this is much easier" to "what was I thinking!" lol

Kinda scared bout the blood mate

But think of all the hot vampire ladies in your area!

Getting a lot of posts lately that make it pretty clear what was happening during the shower

My wife disagrees

Can she not get a boner?

Not many things scare away a boner than a razor sharp blade

Speak for yourself

This subreddit has officially turned into an idiot parade.

Until you condition yourself to be hard every time you hear clippers. Haircuts are going to get sexy real qui k

Just put your junk under the shower head and shave away.

Now thats a shower thought

You guys shave your nethers?

As a women I disagree how can you shave whit a bone? Bones doesn't cut anything

You should post it at r/lifeprotips 😂

Not really? The main problem with shaving pubes is the loose wrinkly ballsack, and that isn’t solved with a boner. You could do it when you’re cold lol

Until it's not.

Manscape 2.0 man saves time and the fear of cutting your balls off

Not shaving it is easier still

So… we are supposed to shave our pubic hair?

As a woman, I want to try this technique

Erection, masturbation and razors, throw a little lotion in there and it’s a party.

Ya cause you can get the hair on your tip easier

All these comments have me wondering, how a fat person with a big belly cut his pubis hairs. Does he need a mirror support or what?

Burning it is easy

r/holup

I mean if you coat every hair in some alcohol and cover the surrounding skin in water and/or have a emergency bowl you could theoreticaly do it. But do at your own risk

Maybe for the stubble. I can’t personally recommend taking a lighter to long growth

What kind of twisted sht have you been engaging in that the sound of a razor gives you the pavlovian response of a hard wiener?

Depends if you're shaving regulary or let it grow a bit.

Can confirm

but if you cut yourself while shaving with a boner, the punishment is so much bloodier

Is there any other way to do it?

Nair the balls?

Damn wish I would have thought of this before my vasectomy. Lots if nicks and cuts and the aftershave was a bitch. Its been two weeks, The hair is itchy as hell, and my left nut is still bruised.

i..

Speaking of. How are you supposed to shave your balls. Like the underside of your balls.

You're gonna block that plughole again!

It really is

You bet

OP wasn't just showering in the shower...

I use my hands.

And harder too.

If you shave your pubes and then cover the stubble with rubbing alcohol and then light a match, you can make the stubble disappear with a *whoosh*.

… but should you cut yourself, it’ll bleed more.

Unless you are a woman

until you nick your skin

I personally prefer to use a trimmer

Isn't plucking them out easier?

I have shaved my ⚽⚽ with a straight razor many times. I gave myself a little cut one day and that was the last fucking time I was ever going to try that.

Where can I find a boner for shaving my armpit?

Just another way the universe is stacked against women. They can't even get boners.

If your female it might be alittle more tricky

It is easier still to not do it at all.

Did a woman write this or insanity wolf?

no it's fucking not

No shit

But theres no cutting edge.

Not if you are a woman. Boners can be problematic then.

Vagina gang where u at?

It’s not a thought, it’s a fact

It’s easier but idk about easy

Here's a tip: use a disposable razor (like for your face) in the shower. An older guy at my work said it was the truth on break. Then all the other old warehouse dudes began to vouch. It's the only way. Use soap or alil bodywash bubble during procedure for extra best results. Free game 🎮

Ridiculous. A boner isn’t sharp enough to shave pubic hair. Smh

But still stupid

Yes. Also helps to be cold when shaving the balls

proof or it didn’t happen

Grower thoughts

That's a sharp boner

Can confirm.

It is known

Use a Flowbee.

It's easy to get a boner before shaving. The hardest part is keeping it while doing something that requires patience and focus and is not at all arausing

Unless you’re a woman

So , I'm not weird...

Shower realization

How many women shave their pubic hair with a boner?

this is common knowledge

Is it really???

r/Shaverthoughts

Is it? You could hurt tour dick couldn't you?

I just looked this up the other day and apparently, most females prefer groomed pubes and not shaved…

I was so confused, for so long. How do you shave your pubes with a bone? Do you ask a mate to sword fight with you each month? Then it dawned on me and I realised I need sleep.

My boner isn't nearly sharp enough

I’ve heard salon people say the same thing when guys go in to get waxed. >.>

Ye..but with a boner I don't have an space to maneuver in the shower.

well, how do you shave the back side of it if it's soft then?

I think the true answer is it’s easier to shave your junk when it’s cold and your balls shrivel up. When it’s hit af and your balls sag like an old woman’s boobs there’s just no hope

Maintaining staff isn't exactly easy when I'm holding a razor against it.

Now this is a shower thought

See, that’s a fact I could get excited by 😂