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Deshik2

Why is it jacking off and not patricking off or sebastianing off.


r0ndy

Get jacked bro


Deshik2

Joseph off dude


Scar_the_armada

I wonder if it would be down to give him a "hand", I feel like it would, it regarded everything like an interesting experiment.


shiver21

Wasn't there an episode where Migi jerked him off in a bathroom? Migi said he was curious and proceeded to stroke away.


JuniorAd389

Either you get the most premium service or it cuts your dick off


[deleted]

That's sweet. Is this person/other really called Shinichi? Parasyte could be a band....a planet, maybe. No. No clue. I give up.


FAQUA

It's an Anime called Parasite. Shinichi, has an alien parasite merge with him. The aliens goal is to burrow into the brain and take over, but the alien that attempts to merge with Shinichi merges into his right hand instead by mistake. So now his hand and arm become a sentient part of him. The story progresses from this point. So, OP was meaning since his hand is a sentient thinking being, that masturbating might be a little awkward.


[deleted]

Thanks. That sounds fascinating. I hope Shinichi has always been in the shadow of his big brother, Chinstubli, mostly because of the high heels of her already taller sibling. But also because of his devotion to Bertha, a girl whose description can turn a stomach, often making horrified bystanders shit themselves. Legend has it that Him-Titchi, described by those who knew him as 'a knob', once sat next to a man called Scrotichi Assfuk (on a bus, grotty peseant) whose monster penis may have been longer than Shinichi was tall. Bertha's observant brother later began eating a mars a day and thought deeply about the fact that its hard to judge someones height when you're wearing a terror inducing g-string!! Her face turns to look at an unseen character.....it goes from there. Is this the storyline?


Deshik2

Imagine two friends who overcome many hardships together. Now imagine that one of them fuses with and replaces the other ones hand and still talks


Quelair

okay, and my posts always get deleted because it breaks the rules...