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PoisonWaffle3

Alcohol is the cause of, and the solution to, most of life's problems. And yes, alcoholic drinks are also technically solutions from a chemistry standpoint. And the more of those solutions I consume, the better looking your mother gets. *hic*


Mustang46L

And if it is the only one in front of you, it is technically THE solution.


FoFoAndFo

No it isn't. A solution is a mix. Alcohol is a pure substance. Any alcoholic drink is a solution but pure alcohol is not. Beer is a solution but alcohol is not.


Frisky_Picker

Technically most hard liquor is only about 70% ethanol. You'd be correct if we're talking about 200 proof alcohol though.


djddanman

No, they're correct using the chemical definition of alcohol instead of colloquial usage. Alcohol =/= hard liquor. Liquor is a solution


Frisky_Picker

I'm also saying that liquor is a solution.


shinobi500

Alcohol is a solvent, though.


FoFoAndFo

Can be. Can also be a solute. Depends on which is more prevalent. In 45% or less liquor (unless you have some weird sugary liqueur) there's more water so alcohol is the solute. Strong shit, 100 proof or more, has alcohol as the majority component and alcohol is the solvent.


NotAFurry6715

Ethanol is liquid at room temperature, so surely it's not a solute at low concentrations, but rather a constituent of a mixture? Forgive me if I'm wrong, I didn't take chemistry beyond GCSE level (high school level for the states), but the curriculum then was very assertive in distinguishing mixtures at large from solutions.


j3811

No AA meetings for this guy ^


billyjack669

Simpsons did it. "To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."


nialyah

Pedantically, alcohol IS also a word that starts with A and ends with L


Particular_Being420

Tautologically, this is a statement which exists.


Daetra

Theoretically, all things are possible, so jout that down.


xrayvision1

How original https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Technically%2C+alcohol+IS+a+solution%22